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Mark Mar 2020
Down in the ghetto, real
****** stand together
Me and my 2nd in charge had an
alibi that breezed us on through
Sued the NY Times and their racist news
for they had no clue about us
The judge winked us both off and
later was paid what he was due
Corrupt, corrupt judiciary
The reasons for this are mostly monetary
No questions ... it’s just customary

While the Judges, Lawyers, Popo’s, too
Lookin’ for a way to make a few extra dimes
They were askin’ ‘bout, tryin’ to cash in, all da time
What judge or man wouldn’t agree ‘bout raisin’
a little bread on da side
No questions ... it’s just customary

I then asked a judge, why doesn’t the NY Times
take a bribe, so they don’t need to report all da crimes
I listened with intrigue and right away I saw the signs
Then my eyes closed tighter, as I hear what he describes
Judiciary started callin’ and Popo’s started fallin’
Shhhush . . . it’s just customary

While the Judges, Lawyers, Popo’s, too
Lookin’ for a way to make a few extra dimes
They were askin’ ‘bout tryin’ to cash in, all da time
What judge or man wouldn’t agree ‘bout raisin’
a little bread on da side
No questions ... it’s just customary

Well the New York Times is owned by the Irish
and not by a wealthy enclave of Jews
I think I just made my very last mistake
He fired a pistol from under his robe
and shot me to da ground
And I heard him sayin’ “Never **** with da men in da gown”
Corrupt, corrupt judiciary
The reasons for this are mostly monetary
I’d asked to many questions ... it’s just customary

While the Judges, Lawyers, Popo’s, too
Lookin’ for a way to make a few extra dimes
They were askin’ ‘bout tryin’ to cash in, all da time
What judge or man wouldn’t agree ‘bout raisin’
a little bread on da side
No questions ... it’s just customary.
Justin Chinyere Mar 2018
Freezing causes wheezing,
Leaving leaf spores breeding down my trachea,
Allergens spin n turn sharply attacking the tools that physicalise my life with its ins and outs
Oh 2 see oh 2 breathe oh 2 feel free from the obstructions that structure my schedule to be dormant
Walk up the stairs hold on to the side "are you ok?" No Annie in sight,
Just I, end
is nigh
I roll my knuckles and pinch my palms
Shouldve cut my nails, shot shoots up my arms.
I knock 3 times on the bannister,
I Commit to it being my balancer
Eyes leaking, chest croaking
tight feeling  like I'm choking
Gasping hurts but needed to soothe the need of a response

"I'm fine, just a bit chesty"

Don't ask any more or i can get tetchy

Lecture me on meds im taking
if my rooms tidy or am i forsaking,
still smoking? buffing and *******  that sweet foam **** till it turns hard and golden tarred like caramel muck.  
Just my luck that the something that makes me feel at ease can send me bending to my knees
not for pleas
But to construct a wheeze
Leaving me
Starting every sentence with please,
help me.
Don't even know what im pleading to
Or Who is listening to the self harmer
With a clear thought that I deserve to be preserved and cured of this karma
Inherited from my grandfather which I didn't know until I was told to ask my mother.

Ask ma

She knows about your Asthma.

She's a self destructor
well known for being a self wrecker
A self pecker
leaving holes to be filled by watless ***** carriers
Frieghts of frightening memories
Sure one day shed love to tell me.
But she destructured herself
And left me for others to construct by themselves.

Destructing the self: is the art of not giving a **** but really not giving a **** to the point that there's no fcuks to give and giving a **** means you're affected by fcuks who dont give a **** or willing to give you an iota of optimism
A helping hand
A hope full of hopeful hopes
Hopping fluently between the structure of the destructed self
Which makes me feel woozy

As i struggle hard to say no to this tobacco
especially when it's been weeks
And the feeling of ease is punishing me for a past ive not seen but i realise in that moment we have much in common

Self destruction is our common denominator
Our choice is the same and is made the same
over and over again
Its still the same
results never change
And still leave us with this taint
That we are responsible for cleansing

So what more do i need to ask ma for?
She's giving me answers by her flaws. That's her gift to me,
her way of setting me free
well here's hoping she breathes easy.
David W Clare Dec 2014
You want her? You can have her!

Girls are dangerous
Girls are impetuous
Girls are smarter than men
No girl president?
Proves men are all *******
At the end of this life
We all go away...
Sirens wailing in the night
Some poor *** just got killed
No one cares a **** today
Dog eat dog is the contagion of hate
*******! I love you?
What more can I say?

D. Clare
I'm from outer space hope to go back to that tropic place... Earth anagram
Ryan O'Leary Dec 2019
Man Friday came running
up to Robinson Crusoe with
a corked glass container.

Kemo Sabe Kemo Sabe, look,
look, I find, I find, paper fish
inside, blue writing on back!

Give me that you dumb **** he
said in a condescending tone to
which Man Friday was accustomed.

Crusoe got the only surviving piece
from his shipwreck, a cork *****
which floated ashore with him.

Man Friday look on, watch worm
wind in stopper, very strange, he
think Crusoe not right in head.

Crusoe say **** out loud, say this
a *******, hand in air stopper
break half stuck inside.

He stick finger, push hard say holy
**** stuck he pull say **** again then
go put in water put between feets, pull.

Man Friday he say, go get rock bring
bring get stupid thing off hand finger
swell like **** he say too tite.

Crusoe hit glass very hard, no brake
tell to me hit, no brake on on sand no
good too soft Crusoe say.

Hold rock Friday he say and swing
hand hit rock brake many peaces
cut finger he say **** 3 thymes.

He pick up paper fish wit blue writing
on back he say What the **** 2 times
and read " Massage In A Brothel "
I thought things would be different this time
I was under the impression that the word meant more to me than it did to you
I still am
When I asked if you care about me, you responded, "Not right now,"
and that worries me
Because even as you cursed my name, I tried to find someone else to blame
And as I walked away, my blood boiling, and you put the drivers seat down to sleep, I couldn't even make it around the corner without feeling like I was abandoning you
I should have left you there to your own devices with no hesitation
Nicole Ormerod Jul 2015
**** **** **** **** **** **** u **** **** **** **** ***,s uuuu
what the fuuuucl
**** ****
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
I HATE YOU
BUT ALSO LOVE YOU AND THIS ******* *****

I don't want to start something I can see the end of
we all know what's inevitable;
we all know this tunnel is going to end
we all entered it and know we must pass through it at the other end
but we don't see the end yet, humans don't worry about what we cant see,
with you I see the other end
I see the end of the tunnel and I know how ******* bright and harsh and jolting the light will be,
I'm not ready to start this with you because I know how it will end
I know I will be left blinded, hurting with a sharp pain on the right side of my head
pressure building where you used to place your hand whilst you kissed me
I can;t bare to put you in a position where you have the full power to utterly destroy me
I will bathe myself in fuel  and you will not light the match
I will sit here covered in fumes until they suffocate me
its easier to fall into a coma then burn to death
I would rather slip into nothing on my own
without it being at your beautiful hands.
Mike Essig Jul 2015
My canines are
thirsty today.
They want blood,
any blood will do.
The enemy
are everywhere.
Find the. **** them.
Drink their blond blood.
They are all guilty.
They all deserve
to die. The only real
game is played for blood.
**** their women in the ***.
Crawl back to your lair.
Let the Danes sleep
in fear, twitch in fright.
This I will be back.
They will never
sleep in peace,
just as I never do.

  ~mce
Mark Jan 2020
Sniffin’ my cologne
Hair full of da gel
In like Flynn tonight
For my homies aren’t that bad
Their just a little ******* mad
Playing with sharp knives, oh no
What’s making ya bleed
What’s making ya bleed
They'll be floating through later
Maybe laying down, little white lines
I be a chillin’, by about half past nine
I’ll be a jiggin’ sum ******* da sofa recline
Yeah, your ever so kind and real kinda dope
What’s making ya bleed
What’s making ya bleed
What’s making ya bleed
What’s making ya bleed
Maybe it’s from da *****, that don’t know any better
Why no one tell him, she was my date
She done dead now, for **** sake
Thoughts about what we do and where to take
Like how now is she gunna be undiscovered
Authorities and her family, smell a whiff of her on my coat
Like sum dead wraparound ******* fox
So now I’m on the Popo’s radar
Everything I do now, even taking my mama to church
Hope she prayed extra hard
I need to teach those *****’s, who to cut and who to trust
Like I'm a god forsaken ******* preacher
I lost da last girl
I feel ****** and torn
What’s making ya bleed
What’s making ya bleed
Not again...
Don’t trust your homies all da time.

Thx Beache
514
one other thing **** old people
who act like they world stops for them
and it is okay to be an ******* bcuz u old
idgaf  if u are 90 20 65 48
an old man with a cane
old lady with a red hat
my grandparents idgaf
u dont deserve respect for living  lets get that **** ******* straight

if u a racist
if u an *******
if u are iggnorant
age doesnt excuse u from being human
burn in hell
214
one other thing **** old people
who act like they world stops for them
and it is okay to be an ******* bcuz u old

idgaf  if u are 90 20 65 48

an old man with a cane

old lady with a red hat

my grandparents idgaf

u dont deserve respect for living  lets get that **** ******* straight


if u a racist
if u an *******
if u are iggnorant

age doesnt excuse u from being human

burn in hell
Ryan O'Leary Apr 2019
The Scaffolding at Notre Dame is like
a rib cage of The Phoenix rising from
ashes in a secular state of Macronism.

Banning the Hijab, Yellow Vests and
thought, has brought the wrath of
Karma on the French Colonialists.

Yemen, Syria. Libya and all her recent
excursions into the realms of a lost empire
is the price they must now pay for Greenpeace.

Nobody give a **** about you France.
kevin garcia Oct 2014
The night caught me
When the day left my ***
It embraced me
Called me its child
I fought its querying zeitgeist
I whispered
It was trying to help

Brought to its kingdom
I was forced to observe
I saw the king
What a *****
The queen tried to trick me
Saying she wanted to help

Signs of the snake in the grass
Made me run with the group
I don’t want to be last

We laboured long
Pulling the truth up
From the root of its weave
Seeing lies and trick
Our mind could not conceive

Obedience
The ***** whispered to me
That is all ask for
You will get a tall glass or ****
In the canteen of my mind
I bartered for some
Shut the **** up soda
A red roti
Dripping the blood of my ancestors

I used the benediction
Saluted the moon
And prepared to write fiction
Sa Nov 2018
Nothing to say right now
No products to sell
Thank you come again
During Day light,
Its night right now,
Put my head down &
Pray right now
Feel so pale
Under this sky
So grey right now
Peace of mind just
No internal fights
Right now,
Spill my heart out
Cry Blood tears
Time to write
Right now
Separate the wrongs
from the rights
Right wing
Left wing,
Bald Eagle
Feel like that bird
Right now
Migrate like a nerd
Come back with my herd
Right now
24 my grade
Foot soldier
Like a kite
Feel so high right now.
No hopes for the future
Darkness & dismay right now
Lifeless so cold
Naked here i lay right now,
Only if i could escape somehow,
Float 'cross the bay right now.
I just wanna be with my bae light brown
Hug her so tight & play right now
Be like a human
Made outta clay right now!
My dragoNs i slay right Now
No mist no miss
My path so clear right now!
Was gone for a minute
but im here right now
Factors warring
Global warming
May Day May day!
Bring winter in May right now
Do this **** right
We ain't gonna play right now
No more drama
*****
Ima playwright  now.
Ryan O'Leary Jul 2019
Britain is Borixed, there has been
a tsunami at 1 eau Drowning Street.

Bodies are being ejected from the
life raft, without their May, Vests.

Priti Patel is at the helm, brought the
Mogg along as coxswain.

Sewers are bursting, French Floaters
arriving via the channel tunnel.

Merde, **** EU **** crottes ca ca's,
Borix is going to happen, by Halloween.

Long Live The Been, **** the Scots NI's
& Welsh, England will still have a Queen.
Mark Dec 2019
Floating around the shores of a beach, whilst being all out to sea
I’ve been drifting about, the days are becoming so long
Nobody told me, it could so easily, happen to me
It’s not that it’s bad, I’ve done nothing wrong
It’s just time, as I knew it, seems to have skipped a beat
A month became a year, like time decided not to catch up and meet
Nowhere to sleep, little to eat, only new wayward floaters to greet

Can you see me or do you choose not to?
Acknowledge me, don’t look straight through me
I’m a human with a heart, if it were you, I’d ask about you
Like, how did you get here, how are you going, what’s your view
On political matters, religious stuff, world concerns, that you see
Put down ya phone, look into their eyes, talk to someone anew

Can’t find a job, most boss’s don’t like me, that’s how it seems
Can’t sing a tune or get the right pitch, just listen, that’s what it means
Living by the seashore, breeze in my face, no windows, in diss free place
Be careful who you trust, they’ll steal every dime, it’s a **** rat race
Friendly folk, pass on by, throw you a penny, ‘cause ya down on your luck
Some girls get down on their knees, handle da merchandise, then **** for a buck
Now quite peckish, haven’t eaten for days, down on one knee, oh ****

Can you see me or do you choose not to?
Acknowledge me, don’t look straight through me
I’m a human with a heart, if it were you, I’d ask about you
How did you get here, how are you going, what’s your view
On political matters, religious stuff, world concerns, that you see
Put down ya phone, look into the eyes, talk to someone anew

She’ll be right mate, but every next day, I’m still looking for a place to lay
Under a bush, upon a park bench, those **** insects, are having a field day
I’ve had enough, I got the courage, dialed the number, to get me out of here
Up pulled a Combi Van, with a smile on her face, as she wiped away a tear
Silence all the way home, just a nod or two, I'd gaze at her, the way ya do
At night, laying in bed, thoughts rushing in my head, most are true
In the morning, staring at a mirror, I finally saw the boy that my dear mom, once knew.
© Fetchitnow
21 December 2019.
(From my ‘About’ Period Collection)
Ryan O'Leary Feb 2019
The Crows had a meeting
on the wires this morning.

Their collective cawing was
remnant of Westminster.

Corbyn [Old French] Corbeau,
was getting it in the ear.

Bercrow, as per usual, in
the centre, eying the right.

May, the crow, never picks
their stack, but regardless,

She was about to go and
pluck someone.

Things were beginning to
look blacker and bleaker.

The Rooster Crowed, not
your call, she said,

Shut the **** up MaCrown,
crow'king's what frogs do best.

Crow'n quarto intervened,
just before dawn chorus.

Crow'd fondling #MeToo
Union Jack-Daw is guilty.

Off with his wings, to the
Bowery!

And away they all went,
back to their Crookery.
Ryan O'Leary Mar 2019
22nd May, May, May leave
which means **** EU 27
also **** the IRL backstop
because the Paddy's are the
cause of all these problems!

Why can't they be like the
Scots, wear skirts, be *******
and vote to be English, twice!

The Welsh are easy, give them
a Prince, be seen with Corgi's
and they are quiet as lambs.
Ryan O'Leary Nov 2019
(The Black Nosed Reindeer)

Santa:

What the **** are you doing here
I must have a red nose reindeer.

Adolf:

I don't know, the job centre sent me
and told me to put glitter on my antlers.

Santa:

Did you read the job description ?

Adolf:

I did, but the lady said that it was an
equal opportunities position.

Santa:

Did they give you a card?

Adolf:

Yes, here it is, you me and the bear.

Santa:

I don't believe this.

Adolf:

Well ! am I hired or not?

Santa:

I must ring the job centre.
Hello, Santa Claus here.
Where is Rudolf this year Miss?

Job Centre:

Hello Santa, he can't make it this year.

Santa:

But why not?

Job Centre:

We are not permitted to discuss our'
clients affairs Mr Claus.

Santa;

But I must speak with him !

Job Centre:

The best I can do is to give you
the AA help line.

Santa:

Hello, I am looking for Rudolf.

AA.

Is this some sort of Joke?

Santa:

No, this is Santa Claus here.

AA.

This is Alcoholics Anonymous and we do not
give out information about our members. All I
can say is, everyone around the table here has
a red nose and looks like Rudolf.

Merry Christmas.
Ryan O'Leary Apr 2019
A French Socialist who in theory
should not be playing Lotto, wins 180
Million Euros, but decides to become
a philanthropist and give everyone in
the country 3 euros each of which they
all could go and buy a Lotto, the prize
being 180,000,000 Euros just like last
months. Another Socialist wins it, due
to the fact that only Socialists want to
get rich quick without working because
in France, parasites are supported by
the state, who are sponsored by the
rich business people. Well anyway,
this Frenchman who wins, is made
known to the public and the person who
initially donated all the money nationwide,
approaches him for the price of a Baguette
but is told by the nouveau riche-man to
go and get ****-ED.
Ryan O'Leary Jan 2019
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~~~~~~~
    |_ |_

We fish are just
about fed up of
these long legged
******* walking
all over our habitat
and ******* in the
water with no care
for anyone, so we
are claiming all the
land below the water
line, this will be our
Share, so the Storks
can go and ****
themselves because
the Footsie Index is
not in their favour
right now either.
Ryan O'Leary Oct 21
King Charles just met
an indigenous Thorpedo
She was natively dressed
in a possum Tuxedo
We’re not you’re people
We want to be free
We’re Wemba Wemba
We’re Aboriginee




For Lidia Thorp the
Senator in Australia
Ryan O'Leary Apr 2019
This is another fine mesh
you've got us into Theresa.
One could say, you made a
complete ***(|)na of it all.

Three TOTAL **** UPS.
Perhaps, if you improvise,
the backstop could be used
for, your in E incompetence!
Ryan O'Leary Mar 2019
En France, the fans
hit the ****.

Tout a L'Egout
**** you too.

**** mon ******
what a good shot.

Gendarmes are Cochons
feel at home in the merde,

But it's flavoured with Garlic,
so the stink's a bit Werde ?

Ps.

****** Maura Ein Volk.

Ta Bfalla haon Daoine.

And with that, Ryan goes
off the grind the coffee beans.

Time now 07 : 19.

Mallow in Ireland.

La deas agat.
She looks good
blue hat
green glasses
pink headphones
red galoshes

almost as if she's splashing
her
colours over the contours of
this carriage.

There's a smell of yesterday
and its undrunk alcohol
waging war through the air

she looks as if looks didn't care
but looks anyway
at medallion man who looks to me
like Mr T.

score one for the A team.

Thursday
wore away a little more.

I'm still here though
pushing on through
the day of work is done
and I am heading home
which is
the right thing for me to do.

The Chinese man
wearing ****
way to go!

Shanghaied.

Somewhere
stars collide
planets are torn
reborn
to be torn into
a
dawn out of dust

and I just
had to put that in
even though it's not
a part of this poem

It was lost where I found it.
Ryan O'Leary Jul 2018
20/20 vision dyslexic French policeman shoots Blackman by accident.
When asked his name (Fofana Aboubakar) The Gendarme wrote it as
                                        (Fofana Allah Akbar)

                                            Bang Bang Bang
                                             You Rag Head.
                                            **** you merde.

All foreigners in France
live in fear, most are too
scared to admit it.

Liberty is in New York harbour,
France had no use for it here.
Ryan O'Leary Mar 2019
England has pluck
**** the Eu, and
Ireland would be
better off out of it
too.
Ryan O'Leary Jul 2018
Turkey wants to join BRICS
because they are not sure
about NATO and EU.

Macron is a Freemason
he will supply the mortar.

When the wall is finished,
Humpty Trumpty will sit
on it and say **** EU.

Theresa, May, but as yet
not sure, so NA, TO an
invite from a Nut In Yahoo.
Ryan O'Leary Feb 2019
Le tout a l'gout de Paris
est plein de gaz Methane.

             \\|| / /
               BOMB

      Merde partout!

             Ca Ca

       Maintenant
       Mr. Macron.

       Go & ****
          Yourself.

This works for May
   and Trump also.
Ryan O'Leary Dec 2019
White horse metaphor too
obscure for Donny T.

Korean ambassador to the UN,
(not Kim Jong's, UN) but those
other ****** eejits controlled
by the no ******* club, that
                       \ /
chopstick symbol mean **** off.

Kim Keep Khristmas Krackers

                   \\|| / /

                      Ha ha.
Mark Jan 2020
You might think he’s your saviour  
Because of his mystical behaviour  
He amazed folks on his travels, especially Mary, a nonnative
Made the upper-class take a bit too much notice  
They nailed him thru his flesh, for **** sake
Then hung him out on a cross to sun-bake

Imagine no communication    
Could we hear you, or would we go insane?  
No reason for speech or retaliation    
A poisonous arrow of man  
Imagine all the harmony  
Sleeping without a wink of pain  

But, because I’m the only known conscience one
Whilst, living this life, without to much fuss
I pray most days, that the spirit would join us  
And, mother Mary could miraculously, procreate another son
Otherwise, I’m all done, so get me out of this god forsaken enclosure.
Ryan O'Leary Jul 2018
Delighted I am indeed.

Michael O’Leary, Bob Geldof and Edna Kenny
are Three Rats.

Scotland will secede and as in the Good Friday Agreement
there has to be a referendum on Irish reunification.

France will vote out.

That is the end of TTIP and death knell for USA interference
in Europe.

This is a win win situation.

New Zealand/Aus will re open the trade it lost with UK.

Ireland will begin trading with Russia/China.

Michael (( ’Leary and all those other arborist ((ssholes can
go and **** themselves.

Palindrome Geldof won’t like Tuesdays now either.

Edna Kenny and the Fairy Gale party can go to the
“ Haunts of Loot and Ahern “.

My wife, who works for an agency dealing with 100% Brits,
will no doubt be told that her services are no longer required.

But we will weather that.

I would rather go hungry than loose the gracious Queen.

EU was determined to get rid of her.

God Bless You Brits, You Have Endeared Your Nation.


Pass on to 60,000,000 Brits including Her Royal Highness.

PS.

Palindrome Geldof had better return the Knight Hood
and stop wearing his Pyjamas in public.
Ryan O'Leary Dec 2019
Mallow is high, built on a
hill overlooking the River
Blackwater, a tributary of
The Atlantic Ocean, it is a
liquid schizophrenic which
has the temperament of an
Italian on a Vespa before his
first shot of sugary LavAzza.

Circa 950 AD. an Irish Celt
deduced that every time he
built a hut near the edge of
this oscillating reservoir, he
developed hydrophobia.

His name was Willie Eaton,
a plaque to his wisdom can
be seen below the water line
under the arch of the bridge.

Those flooding's existed long
before Global Warming, so I
have no idea why in the name
of **** anyone is listening to

           Gretta Humbug.
Ryan O'Leary Jun 2023
Nahel


Halt Arrêt Stop

Algerian ****,

Vive La France

shoot the ***.


Mais Camus

était ne la bas,

pied noir, pour

quoi dire ca ?




Ryan O'Leary

Irlande.

**** the French colonialists.
Ryan O'Leary Dec 2018
Oh my god, I just heard,
that Baldi and Fiddle are
moving to Mallow, bad
enough having Toss Co,
that's it, we're Dunne for!

     " **** em Dan 'O "
Dan O'Mahony's is a local grocery
shop in Mallow County Cork Ireland.
He was the first, now of course we
have Aldi Lidl and Tesco. this is a play
on the catch phrase from Hawaii 50 when
Steve McGarret tells Dano to " Book em Dano ".
In this poem of course, Mrs O'Mahony, is
trying to calm her husband at the breakfast.
Ryan O'Leary Mar 2022
Mother goose

               The one that laid

The golden egg

               Slipped on a mud

***** and slid

                      Into the deep

Blue, (yonder)

                     Call 911 said

hen known

                             As Ben

Her leg is broke

                     She needs a

Yoke

                     Rhymes with

Butch

                       Said rabbit

from a

                              Hutch

DO do DO do

                       siren wails

toe truck

             She has webbed

Feet what the

                                ****
                            
We need

                 "Prop a Gander"

You know,

                         The people

Who make

                                  Stilts

And splints

                             To splice

Fibula’s.
Ryan O'Leary Feb 2019
**** will be finished after Brexit.

But FCUKDUP might work if Arlene

Fister accepts the Sinn Fein **** ****.
Ryan O'Leary May 2022
Crime.A@Davos.fixit


We want our stolen land back,

Crime A was at Crimea 2014.


OK, Zelensky, you want Davos

to sanction or bomb Russia for

stealing parts of Ukraine?


Well, if we do that, then we must

sanction or bomb Israel for theft

from Palestine, Syria, Lebanon.


Oh, and England, for stealing 6

counties of Ireland + more and

France and Spain and Portugal

and Holland and America, do we

need to go on, can’t you see that

we would need to sanction the EU.


Best thing you can do is go and

talk to Russia and be Vlad to

keep why you got, now **** off

and stop annoying us because

you brought this on yourself for

wanting to join the Nato ****’s.
Ryan O'Leary Dec 2018
**** off Santa and take
Antler head with you.

Last year I asked for a
Crock of Gold.

I woke on Christmas
day with a chrysophobic

Irish Leprechaun beside
me in bed, he was wearing

red stockings, a green
hat, and an indigo ******,

singing " some where over
the rainbow, lies are true ".

Ps. I nearly forgot, he had
blind Golden Retriever!

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