a few months ago i checked the balances
in my various checking and saving accounts
and noticed i had too much cash
since i'm not going to buy overvalued real-estate
in a sellers market
or grossly overvalued stocks in the tech sector
before that bubble pops (i have nothing but deep intense hatred for silicon valley, jeff bezos, and mark zuckerberg)
i decided to spend the surplus on myself
and quit my job
after another unproductive day at work being yelled at by a fat, angry, white, single woman who knew everything.
she appreciated her bluntess.
i didn't bother to give any notice other than an email saying: "i'm resigning effective right now, thanks for the opportunity, my employee badge is under my keyboard! kthnxbi!"
i wonder if she yelled when she read the email
and if i should change the title of this poem to
"it's ok you can bring a salad for lunch everyday like i do"
or
"i've been reading "The Art of War" lately and even though it's the comic book version, i'm still going to win this cat fight *****".
