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nick armbrister Feb 2023
Shotgun Birds
In the sky the birds fly up high
Dodging shotgun pellets
Fired from the ******* farmer
See how they turn and roll
This way and that oh yes
One is hit on a wing
Spirals down to fall

Like a wounded bomber plane
Wait till one lands
On the irate farmer's head
Bang bang goes his gun
Up high fly the hot lead
Hit is another seagull
His white feathers now red
On and on the fight goes
Shotgun farmer versus birds
from SELL OUT
Nick Armbrister
Carlo C Gomez Jan 2023
A heavy cloud hangs over the sky
in rumble tumble
and I can bend the universe
If I can get there first
I'm a tautology guy
so latrine cakes arrive one after
the other in succession
they may be a mystery to the ladies
but they’re very familiar to gentlemen

Here we go clockwise from the table
and in one straight shot
we go to places unwished for
but barely unimagined
places that cheat the polygraph
places of stalled-out civil wars
and infinite permutations
places of frequent flush and analysis
places that drain out of each one of us
and right into the undone sea
nick armbrister Dec 2022
Wedded Bluff
You've made an invalid selection
The gal you picked was once nice
And she was once good in bed
Now it's all **** up worst **** way
You're stuck with a complaining wife
Three decades of pure ******* bliss
SELL OUT
Nick Armbrister
out in 23
Robert Ippaso Nov 2022
I will very very probably do it again
Anyone who knows me and has a brain
Can see that Biden's old and lame
Now's the time to reignite my reign.

MAGA folks love me and want me back
They need our country set on track
For what I have all others lack
Of running stuff they know sweet jack.

As to DeSantimonius, Short Pants Pence and Chippy Cheney
That they'll burn out I'll wage you money
I'm the one that's smart and funny
My golden touch makes all things sunny.

So once these midterms are sown up
I'll squeeze lame Joe just like a bug
Show the world that he's a dud
For I’m the man, I know it in my gut.
Carlo C Gomez Oct 2022
freckled cheeks / soft decibels

dress wearing
wine taster
dreamcatching
manhunter

an attraction
to green and yellow
an aversion to blue

an imprint of her muted form
under a name that hides her

she often lies there
in a shimmer
a bit of a sleeping beauty

in the pleasing shape
of Wisconsin / Illinois

whose charms
are revealed
like arcane secrets
only to those
with patience,
persistence,
and a lack of proximity
to heavy machinery
nick armbrister Aug 2022
Nawty There
How can I address you properly?
You can't take off my dress
You nawty child
You've gotten her pregnant!
Get out of this house now
He was pulling one off
And pulled a muscle
It was a power shaft
She always upsets him
Only coz she loves him
The concept of time
Meant nothing when fecking
They worked as pilots
For the Arkansass National Guard
Robert Ippaso Aug 2022
I'm senile, demented, a has been, a dud,
At least that's the story, the Republican fad,
Yet little they know in their haste to throw dirt,
That they're helping my cause with their views so absurd.

Each arrow they fly with anger and speed
Is akin to a child that as yet doesn't read,
It has no direction it lands off its mark,
Its aim misaligned, a shot in the dark.

But let them continue, this path suits me fine,
For while they're distracted I follow my line
Of making great changes, passing new laws,
Pushing them through despite the known flaws.

My ace up the sleeve I've yet to pull out,
The one that will make my enemies shout,
Trump’s just my ticket to another 4 years
Flooding Republicans in a torrent of tears.

So let him continue to posture and shout,
Instilling in voters that lingering doubt,
The choice never clearer between him and me
And just like the last time I’ll win out you'll see.
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तेरी पर चलती रहे दुकान,
मान गए भई पलटू राम।
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कभी भतीजा अच्छा लगता,
कभी भतीजा कच्चा लगता,
वोहीं जाने क्या सच्चा लगता,
ताऊ का कब  नया पैगाम ,
अदलू, बदलू, डबलू  राम,
तेरी पर चलती रहे दुकान।
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जहर उगलते अपने चाचा,
जहर निगलते अपने चाचा,
नीलकंठ बन छलते चाचा,
अजब गजब है तेरे काम ,
ताऊ चाचा रे तुझे  प्रणाम,
तेरी पर चलती रहे दुकान।
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केवल चाचा हीं ना कम है,
भतीजा भी एटम बम है,
कल गरम था आज नरम है,
ये भी कम ना सलटू राम,
भतीजे को भी हो सलाम,
तेरी पर चलती रहे दुकान।
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मौसम बदले चाचा बदले,
भतीजे भी कम ना बदले,
पकड़े गर्दन गले भी पड़ले।
क्या बच्चा क्या चाचा जान,
ये भी वो भी पलटू राम,
इनकी चलती रहे दुकान।
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कभी ईधर को प्यार जताए,
कभी उधर पर कुतर कर खाए,
कब किसपे ये दिल आ जाए,
कभी ईश्क कभी लड़े धड़ाम,
रिश्ते नाते सब कुर्बान,
तेरी पर चलती रहे दुकान।
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थूक चाट के बात बना ले,
जो  मित्र था घात लगा ले,
कुर्सी को हीं जात बना ले,
कुर्सी से हीं दुआ सलाम,
मान गए भई पलटू राम,
तेरी पर चलती रहे दुकान।
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अहम गरम है भरम यही है,
ना आंखों में शरम कहीं है,
सबकुछ सत्ता धरम यही है,
क्या वादे कैसी है जुबान ,
कुर्सी चिपकू बदलू राम,
तेरी पर चलती रहे दुकान।
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चाचा भतीजा की जोड़ी कैसी,
बुआ और बबुआ के जैसी,
लपट कपट कर झटक हो वैसी,
ताक पे रख कर सब सम्मान,
धरम करम इज्जत  ईमान,
तेरी पर चलती रहे दुकान।
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अदलू, बदलू ,झबलू राम,
मान  गए भई पलटू राम।
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अजय अमिताभ सुमन
सर्वाधिकार सुरक्षित
इस सृष्टि में बदलाहटपन स्वाभाविक है। लेकिन इस बदलाहटपन में भी एक नियमितता है। एक नियत समय पर हीं दिन आता है, रात होती है। एक नियत समय पर हीं मौसम बदलते हैं। क्या हो अगर दिन रात में बदलने लगे? समुद्र सारे नियमों को ताक पर रखकर धरती पर उमड़ने को उतारू हो जाए? सीधी सी बात है , अनिश्चितता का माहौल बन जायेगा l भारतीय राजनीति में कुछ इसी तरह की अनिश्चितता का माहौल बनने लगा है। माना कि राजनीति में स्थाई मित्र और स्थाई शत्रु नहीं होते , परंतु इस अनिश्चितता के माहौल में कुछ तो निश्चितता हो। इस दल बदलू, सत्ता चिपकू और पलटूगिरी से जनता का भला कैसे हो सकता है? प्रस्तुत है मेरी व्ययंगात्मक कविता "मान गए भई पलटू राम"।
Robert Ippaso Aug 2022
They did it they really did it,
Can you believe it, can it be true;
My folks are angry, their passions lit
One voice united, this act the glue.

Little they know the hornets’ nest
They've now unleashed upon themselves,
They may well smirk at their cute start,
But I'm the ogre, they the elves.

To raid my home, a line now crossed
They truly think I'll cower in fear,
My cannons out, all fairness tossed,
I'll strike and torch all they hold dear.

Biden's a joke, a simple stooge,
A patsy by any other name,
This thing they did, I'll make it huge,
The best of gifts to fuel my fame.

A few more years to wait and scheme
To win it all and wipe their smirk,
Then watch the wokes just wail and scream,
As they observe our handy work.

Revenge is great, it drives my life
Cross me and watch for what comes next,
I can be sweet, just ask my wife
As to my foes such pain they won’t expect.
Robert Ippaso Jul 2022
The more I think the more I'm sure
The odds were stacked as all can see,
The Media's rotten to the core
At least on that we should agree.

But two years on what do you think,
Did sleepy Joe succeed or fail,
I hear so many took to drink
Watching the saga of Dither and Flail.

Afghanistan, Russia, Inflation and Gas,
Just a few things that mark his mishits,
And yet that same Media gave him a pass
Altering headlines until something fits.

COVID aside he can't catch a break
Even his wife is shaking her head,
She tells us he's fine, really awake,
He's just been unlucky, with good times ahead.

I'm just sitting back enjoying the show,
Getting some laughs, spreading the word,
Watching frustration evermore grow,
Promises plenty, all action deferred.

Not long now to wait, November's next door,
We'll take back both houses and that's where the fun starts,
Of my own aspirations, patience for more,
But watch me in action until he departs.
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