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Men are mad dogs,
 women, finessed felines
we'd no sooner claw
    your eyes out
than admit you're right,
we'll undoubtedly,
without hesitation - -
use our feminine wiles,
to get our own way,
and you bloodhounds
   best get used to it
or no ***** for you
    tonight, or any given day

We've got the upper paw...MEow


And, if you're a bird dog
   well, that's a whole other story,
no telling what could happen

=^;^=
Okay men, don't get your boxers in a flurry, it's all in fun! ;)

My inspiration...see, it was hardly my fault!
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"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." -Robert A. Heinlein
 Jun 2015 Jandra
harmony crescent
Life can't afford to move as slow as we do. Maybe that's why we always feel left behind
the damage
has already
    been done
by the time
  brass tacks
rise to
  the surface,
and all the pretty
maidens are stacked
   like Russian wooden
       nesting dolls,*
in an insatiable
  hunger, yearning
   to possess
     the most toys
Take a pill
    to remember,
     one to forget
drink a cocktail
  to toast
  the morning
smoke some ****
    at night's outcry
attempting to
      unwind,
there's never
   any down time
  for the
surreptitiously
       enslaved &
psychologically
              possessed
 Jun 2015 Jandra
Sacrelicious
A moment of peace
in between the battles.
Of my heart and mind.

Is as common as a
four leaf clover.
A rare occasion.
A holiday for my heart.

To forget the war it's losing.
Counting stars to all
    the ways
you broke my heart
 Jun 2015 Jandra
Inked Papers
Her
 Jun 2015 Jandra
Inked Papers
Her
She's a song
with terrible rhythm
and broken melodies.
unsung and unspoken

She's a story
with terrible memories
and broken dreams.
untold and unheard

Like she is in life
*"She is a poem still writing herself."
The last line was from @jacobescape, one that I've seen on Twitter. I do not own that line. That line inspired the whole poem
 Jun 2015 Jandra
Inked Papers
They say,
They say, it is sad when no one listens to you anymore.
They say, it is sad when no one listens to your stories anymore.
Indeed it is,
But I say,*
maybe no one listens to me anymore,
maybe because I don't have the stories to tell anymore.
was a six word short.
 Jun 2015 Jandra
Inked Papers
Perhaps, I just need a drink,
and a little smoke.
Perhaps, it will make me forget,
with a little stoke.
Perhaps, I just need someone,
with a little more care.
Perhaps, it'll just be anyone,
anyone who'd be aware.
Perhaps, I could take another drink,
and hope can walk.
Perhaps, you, can compensate,
with a little talk.
Perhaps, I just need someone save me.
Perhaps, *perhaps, *perhaps


Maybe, I need you to stop me from this intoxication.
Maybe, I need intoxication by you.
 Jun 2015 Jandra
Inked Papers
Once you fall in love, there is no going back to being just friends.*
Isn't it the most painful thing, or maybe it is just one regrettable memory.
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