crickets chirping, locusts flying
flowers blooming, flowers dying
farmers working in their fields
locusts eating all the yields
crickets singing, locusts swarming
getting worse as the days are warming
chickens feasting on the pests
and we will feast on chicken *******
locust tobacco on my hand
locusts surrounding where I stand
catch the ****** things in a jar
if i freeze them, then they'll make it far
save them all as winter treats
when we're all out of chicken treats
locusts swarming, locusts flying
flowers blooming, flowers dying
Not a bit of fiction in this. This is how my summer is going so far