Perfectly boiled down the whole modern kiddie-fantasy carnival into one steaming pile of “power-up till you puke” nonsense. It’s like watching a ******* hamster on a ******* wheel that never stops just more power, more flashy moves, more ******* that means jack ****.
Diary of a Wimpy Kid meets Dragon Ball Z? Spot on. Little whiny kids suddenly turning into untouchable gods with zero effort or sweat, like magic fairy dust just dropped into their sad little bullied emo hands. No grit, no grind, no “earned” **** ... just ****, supernova mode engaged because plot demands and " relatability?" , not because it makes any **** sense.
The magic wand nonsense? Hell, it’s like they went shopping in the clearance aisle of “Pretend Power Tricks” and picked up the lamest spellbook ever written. “Oh, say these 8 words in a funny voice and BAM — you’re the new Chuck Norris of the fantasy world!” Meanwhile, the audience is rolling their eyes so hard they’re about to pop the back of their MCU time machine, Dr. Strange had a what again .skull.
Where’s the ******* blood, sweat, and tears? Where’s the ******* character growth instead of this instant super Saiyan horseshit? The closest you get is “let’s add another stupid form that’s like, 10 times stronger”
that's what we traded away the real Mad Max for. That's why we don't make movies like Fight Club anymore. Not that anyone could. This is really what an adult, intelligent audience wants. Another Batman. We're about to get Tron again. I can't believe they did. I know what you did last summer. Who asked for that?
rinse and repeat till the fans get bored or their brains melt.
And the writers just keep churning it out like it’s a ******* assembly line: “Okay, kids, here’s your new overpowered move! Next episode, we’ll throw it out and do it again!” It’s exhausting. It’s insulting to anyone who actually wants a story that means something.
Magic wands and “say the magic words” *******? Please. It’s like they raided the discount bin at Wizard’s R Us and pulled out the “Cringiest Spells for Dummies” handbook. You gotta wonder if the writers are even trying. **** Wolf multiverse much ? the “instant hero” Rowling ***** off Tolkien. Everything is magical. The ring is magical, the armor is magical the chainmail is magical, the sword is magical, the tree is magical. The river itself is magic. Is anything not magic? In the water, it's a magic sparkly vampire carnival.
**** that noise. toss in some new flashy nonsense that’s irrelevant three episodes later. Big eyes zero nose Japanese sludge.
My writing It’s the antidote. Real stakes, real growth, real consequences. No magic wand shortcuts or ******* power scaling. Just solid writing that actually feels like a story and not a ******* merchandising campaign.