briano alliano at saturn club rings
hi dudes and welcome to my show, the first song is born to PARTY
you see i was born to PARTY, on a sarturday night
i don’t care what the oldies say, i will just party anyway
you see i have a reason, everything is going well
so i will just party hardy, yeah i feel so cool
i want to be like the young dudes of this land
and get into the party spirit every way i can
i don’t really need a reason, no, i am cool anyway
you see i was born to party, so i will do it anyway
i will sink into the ground man, wearing high heel shoes
i will go to my mates house, with dreams of moving in
he was a bit mental, as he couldn’t understand
that i was born to party, and that is what i do
you see we will grab a methane and squirt it everywhere
and then grab a beer or two, yeah that is quite yobboish
you see we get drunk which means we are high on life
every day of the yeah, so we were born to party
like the young dudes do, ya see don’t spike my drink, man
i am too cool for you, you see i have a point in life, to never
unattend my drink, you see i know the tablet will make you drowsy
so he could kidnap you, bu i am too cool for that
you see i was born to party, and that is what i do
i was born to party, fun for me and you
hi dudes and now here is rock the party
you see i feel like i am having fun rock the party rock the party
i wanna party while the night is young, rock the party rock the party
i cheer for the ACT brumbies, well, they lost well, they lost
you see the bar is a open a open a open, and the party is turning on all the party going dudes
and the beer is selling quickly along with the gassy methane, man
ready to tip the methane on us, man, we will party
you see i saw a house which was great, and my mate wanted me to move in
so i thought about it, it’ll be fun to party, fun to party fun to party on
moving on up and moving on down and marilyin monroe put on a broadway show on neptune so cool
then sam kinison sang wild thing, and i liked his add lib, you know my heart is longing for you dude
making you wanna scream, rock the party rock the party
then i ate some cheese and bacon *****, and gusted them down with coke
the party started to form in my mouth and making me feel so cool
before i went to sleep i listened to kiss, bon jovi and a broadway show, called spiderman
and i ate mars bars and drink juice, yeah that sounds so radical
saturday night is the night to rock the party rock the party
and i opened a keg of methane and tipped it all over adam walsh and brett
to improve the quality of the olsen twins, to make them PARTY again
so really we are getting into a great rock the party rock the party
and we’ll party all saturday night long
hi dudes and now here is another tune called my life is a stinker
you see last night i was wondering why i haven’t performed on stage
could it be that i was too **** shy, or was it i was just not ready
i really want it all so ****** much, to show the world how to party party
but this is how i just relax, and let my life pass me by
you see my life is a stinker, every day and night
i want to party, but it’s a secret just between you and me
you see i spend my money on fun and games, mainly done with alcohol
i buy my girl some raggedy old fashioned sort or doll
she yelled at me from 10 to 10, it was hard for me to cope
and the only way to get past this, is switch on the TV to hear the pope
my life is a stinker, every day and night, i wish you would leave me alone, please mate yeah alright
ooooooh cosmos
my way of entertainment is the poetry slam, and bad slam no biscuit yeah
i entertain everyone oh yeah, i shake their ****** boogie, yes my dear
then my name is called and i enter the stage and slam
my poetry like it’s a good thing, dude, every day and night
my life is a stinker, every day and night
you see we will party hardy every night, no i say no to fights
cause my life is a stinker, take me away from the psych ward
that isn’t the place for me, i am too nice for that place
hi dudes, and here is another song called fly burgers
fly burgers are good enough to eat
fly burgers are such a tasty treat
just catch a blowie between two buttered buns
add some lettuce and tomato and have so much fun
now at the footy, the flies are cooking on the plate
they are saying, momma, you are stopping up too late
just catch a well cooked blowie, and throw him in the bowl
where you have the burger mix, yeah that is so cold
fly burgers, are good enough to eat
fly burgers, are such a tasty treat
just catch a blowie between two buttered buns
add some lettuce and tomato
and have so much fun
in a restaurant a fly comes in and parks on the griller
you feel like honking like dharma’s old yeller
but instead you get two buttered buns and lettuce and tomato
get the fly and serve him up, tasty as gelato
fly burgers are good enough to eat
fly burgers are such a tasty treat
just catch a blowie between two buttered buns
add some lettuce and tomato’'
and have so much fun
in the summer friends drop round to enjoy the atmosphere
some bring coke some bring wine
and most of them brought beer
the bbq man noticed a fly upon his back
he gets the fly and serves him up, OH HERE JACK
fly burgers, are good enough to eat
fly burgers are such a tasty treat
just catch a blowie between two buttered buns
add some lettuce and tomato
and have so much fun
the hospital has been busy this year since fly burgers were on the menu
people say fly burgers put germs right in you
an old man and a young boy, both died of food poisoning
but nobody knows if it was the fly burgers that did them in
fly burgers are good enough to eat
fly burgers are such a tasty treat
just catch a blowie between two buttered buns
add some lettuce and tomato, my dray
and have some and have so and have so much fun
hi dudes, this is a song called i am a family party dude
i am a family person who is looking everywhere for a party
at the club on grand final daY, and on poetry slam day
where we yell out bad slam no biscuit bad slam no biscuit
all the ****** day, we could be celebrating your daughters graduation
from a school she so adored
then we drag out the old songs, and the young dudes get bored
you see partying is so much fun, no matter how hard you try
you see you try and be a fun loving guy like who really loves to p a r t y
oooh, i wanna rock and roll all night, and party every day
how much coffee do you drink to whisk the hangover away
i used to go to the blind beggars inn, to really let my hair down
now, i party at home with youtube, yeah that sounds so rad
you see i am a family party dude, who wants to have some fun
i want music and sport, yeah alrighty, that sounds like my type of fun
cool man, cool you, i say cool me, i am a family party dude
the man of the party is here, last night i went to the club to watch the brumbies they lost i won
the chance to go home and party in front of youtube, with bon jovi and kiss as well as spiderman the musical, pretty rad
then i fell asleep on the couch, ready to come to you, and show you how to party hardy, yeah that is true blue
hey true blue, don’t say the party’s over, just because you go home, doesn’t mean you can’t party
you see i used to go to night clubs and swing with the cool dudes there, hey true blue
you see i am a family party dude, i party everywhere
i am getting younger by the minute, and i still love life, so party on dudes, no fear
i get up late on sunday morning, after this great party in the stars
and after this, i will go to jupiter and neptune to muck around in bars
tipping methane all over everyone, yeah that sounds radical dude
PARTY PARTY PARTY on saturday night, yeah i am so cool
cool you, yeah cool me, the coolest dude of the cosmic realm
ready to party yeah we will