Small nations? Who cares!
Unless you're Israel. Who else?
Why spy and steal
Just slam the steel
Gift in hand, suggests
Your daughter - or son - or else?
spy, steal from
Big Boys see and laugh
All of mine is yours
If you worship us
You'll be one of us.
But Big Boy wannabe
China, will never be;
Splurged fake money by the ton
But none worships Dragon's son.
Patience, the most important aspect of spying
They teach that a lot
Some are born with it
Can't be bought
Me, well I've gotten better after all these years
I try to have a book I can read
For it's boredom I fear
Hey, you get to see the world
I've been all around
Got stuck in Southeast Asia
Myanmar still astounds
A culture in contrast
So rich and poor
When it comes to human rights
The world doesn't understand
So here I am in Timbuktu
I'm talking literally
This is the life I have chosen
It works fine for me
My spouse comes along
To help me deal with the insanity
Such as finding good drinking water
Poor pitiful her and me
Aw, but we love it
This life in espionage
I help to save the world
The frequent flyer miles are large
One of my many spy poems
I narrowly a butch
and really this turn with my inhibitions
always ascertain it will seldom anguish too
as I rely on my hip
if my times there are a pie with a loaf
though many times a vehicle
as it may succumb to a butch
that still has cheer in Belfast
while I take a public cab home.
Am I the only 14-year old being trained as a spy?
Not a joke…I can explain if yuu really really wanted me to
I remember being ten
And watching "You Only Live Twice" with my grandfather
I knew then,
I wanted to be James Bond.
Every time me and my friends would play,
They'd be Spider-Man or Batman...
But me, I'd always be Agent 007
(And somehow win)
I wanted so bad to be so tough
So smooth, So witty.
But I fell face first into the realization that I would always sadly be a double-oh nothing.
Ten years later,
A lot has changed, yet nothing at all.
I could never be 007.
I show too much emotion.
Hurt too often.
But I have found my one true Bond Girl.
And I still hold tight to that dream
That one day I'll wake up and I'll be Bond. **James Bond
— The End —