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ZACK GRAM Aug 2023
I am the ban man
Ban once
Ban twice
Ban three times
Keyboard ban man
Double click ban  them
Call me banner boi
Everywhere ban once again
The ABC rhyme 12345
Push a button
Push a button
1 ban at a time
Ban do the rounds
Who they is?
Wild as the Taliban
I am   "The Ban Man"
Banned
Geoffrey Adams Apr 2020
I often think of you, the one that got away.
The nights staying up until 4am
I regret nothing.
I wish you would let me stay
I thought to you my humor would mean something
But alas.
It is you after all, Mark zuckerburg.
I got banned from Facebook for 30 days. ******* Zuckerburg 😂😂😂
young people all across this country
     (The United States Of America),
     this middle aged papa doth adore
stand arm against
     pervasive arms that didst bore

un-necessary slain school students
     robbing society of core
as unwitting targets,
     sans vibrant youths
     forever snatched to enter door

of homes, where loving
     kith and kin no longer behold
a cherished biological product
     lowered six feet under into cold
terra firmae, where Mother Earth

     entombs the fruits
     (ripened to their prime), now...en fold
did taken down by random bullets, which gold
din precious person murdered,
     where maniacal gunman didst hold

down the trigger, which high powered weapon
     loosed asper indiscriminate aim
mass destruction
     of sons and/or daughters killed fired,
     whence slug didst claim

another abhorrent statistic
     from easy access snatching a darling dame
or handsome lad, while soundless horror
     many a countenance
     doth non verbally exclaim

the profound sadness,
     now murdered offspring
     solely enshrined within picture frame
where sorry lost life haint no board game

yet, random dice throw
     courtesy of second amendment
     fuels American's passion
     asper right to bear arms, particularly re: cent  
spate of wanton mounting killed

     (within storied halls of academia)
     spurred many well organized national event
     reached a tipping point,
     where lock, stock and barrel deadly age gent

brought together this day
     (March 24 th, 2018), an immense crowd
staged across America within major metropolitan areas
     (from sea to shining sea) with actions loud
her than his words,

     suffusing this older dada to feel proud
unsure if thine eldest progeny joined
     the Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
swell organized protests, which wowed!
his tongue peels at me
my flesh razor blades
his screams echoe my pleasure
watch him run bleeding to her
he knows my razor blade named skin
speaker in unformed art
he feels for my fingers
once again
he
screams

with my wand of silence
he is swirled beneath the stream
beneath his bubbling shadows
he wrestled
with
my
grief

his tongue peels at me
?





...
..
.
hurry up
wit
yo
...
..
.
his devil lips
took from them
in
sips

he watches my form
pretending he
has
been born

scattering words center stage
trying on lovers
with fits
of
rage

welcome ladies
to my banning days
that my eyes
be
ocean swole

swirl in my bowl

they lap him with thier tongues
they are easily un strung
from playing
beautiful
tunes
to
dreading thier minds

into his room

that my prayers could escape the sky
listen as the smoke bellows
from his eyes
what part
of
you
would you like spread
your heart or that part
that scents blood
once
be
tween
your legs

watch for him to pick your next drip
hold his hand
as he helps you
slip

from
his
devil lips
?















...
..
.
they more than likely

will
...
..
.
Feggyr Citack Dec 2017
We heard of your distress,
so here's a little consolation,
a wish for good health
for you and your fragile nation.

Some good advice also, no assault
at your righteous vindication;
a lovely maxim from each of us,
that will bring you highest elation.

     Verbal abuse won't help anyone.
     Legal games won't save the day.
     Incessant bullying won't impress a battered people.
     Cracking down on critique won't bring silence.
     Knocking out the truth won't bring clarity.
     Stopping necessary change won't bring back the past.
     Sure, it's always the right time to face the facts together.
     Y wait, visit us, let's share our thoughts and hopes today.

You're always welcome in VLICKSSY!
This week US Supreme Court confirmed the famous muslim/terrorist ban. Travellers from Venezuela, Libya, Iran, Chad, northKorea, Somalia, Syria and Yemen are not welcome in the US of A. The ban will be a great success, since no terrorist ever tried to enter the US from those countries in the past, and in all likelyhood this won't happen in the near future.
MARK RIORDAN Nov 2017
THE KILLINGS IN AMERICA
ARE DOWN TO ONE THING
ITS THE CAPACITY OF THE GUN
THAT THESE KILLERS CAN BRING



THEY NOW HAVE MACHINE GUNS
AND OOZIES AND KILLING MACHINES
THEY HAVE THOUSANDS OF ROUNDS
TO UNLOAD ON THE SCENE



YOU MUST BAN THESE GUNS
THAT HAVE THE CAPACITY TO ****
AND STOP THEM BUYING THEM
AT THERE OWN FREE WILL
ALL THE KILLINGS IN AMERICA MUST STOP. GUN CONTROL MUST BE MADE WHICH PRESIDENT WILL TAKE ON THE GUN GROUPS. BARE ARMS YES BUT NOT MACHINES GUNS PISTOLS REVOLVERS AND SHOTGUNS ALL SINGLE SHOT GUNS.
The Trumpoet Feb 2017
Trump, he seems to make a point of stirring up the ***.
He makes outrageous statements, thus making tempers hot.
He seems to like upsetting people so they shout or cry.
It all seems so unnecessary, so I'd ask him, WHY?

These last few days he hurried out an immigration ban,
without due consultation that would craft a solid plan.
He could have sought out some advice - something that he should try,
but he believes he knows it all, which makes no sense. So, WHY?

His words and actions seem to make him look like a buffoon;
a caricature cut out from some political cartoon.
If he'd provide a reason through intelligent reply,
there'd be no need to scratch our heads and keep on asking, WHY?

He seems to hate minorities and some religious groups.
This brings about division and rallies all the troops.
This could lead to a new world war where millions would die.
Where does he think he's taking us and, more important, WHY?

WHY doesn't he just take a moment so he can explain?
WHY can't he simply tell the truth and say what's in his brain?
WHY can't he and his followers be glad for what they've got?
Explain... Be kind... Be strong... Be smart. For heaven's sake, WHY NOT?
You can also see this and my other Trump poems at: www.trumpoet.com
Link to video of this poem: https://youtu.be/UWvHo4rJi4c
Written February 4, 2017
Izzy Feb 2017
Does our constitution not preach of the unalienable, God-given rights of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness? Does our Statue of Liberty, one of the most historic figures of our freedom, not cry out for the “tired, poor, huddled masses, yearning for freedom?” Does our freedom bell not ring? Has the golden door closed? Has Lady Liberty turned her light off? Have our soldiers laid down their guns?  Who are we as a country to deny our foundation and shut our doors? If all men are created equal, why are we watching with judging eyes?
Clem Jan 2017
Nasty.
Things have started
to get nasty, people
have stopped pretending
that they are not evil

the fabric of fake nicety
has been scorched down
and we fight in the face of
a wrinkled green gremlin

whose name is many
whose language is disgust
whose heart is sealed shut
whose pride is gleaming ****

Disgusting.*
How did we get here? we
huddled, tired, hungry & poor
standing at her pale jade door
being told we’re a liability

pushed out of homes we own
and families we’ve raised
to the streets, making noise
fighting though we’re so tired

It’s how they want us—
tired from years of fighting,
too tired to keep on.
But we’ll never stop.

Though their name is many,
ours is more. The teeming
multitudes arise to take

his place. We protest. We resist.

Nasty.
The gloves are off,
and we persist.
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