"romney" poems
Why Do You Always Have To Hurt Me?
Why Do You Always Have To Think So Negatively?
Why Do You Always Look At The Glass Half Empty?
Instead Of Looking What We Have,
I Guess The Ice Cubes In That Drink,
Make It Hard For You To Think,
Always Complaining That It's Not Good,
Yet You Wanna Go To The Party In The Hood,
Mess Up Your Life,
But Saying You're Making Life Right?
You Have A Past,
But Who Am I To Judge?
I Thought This Would Last,
But Now It's A Life Long Grudge,
Saying You Stopped All This Nonsense With Drugs And ****
Yet If I Ask About Your Past You Start To Yell At Me,
Criticizing My Beliefs Because They Have No Cross To Be Nailed To,
But Being In This World I'm Starting To Live That Lifestyle Through,
Criticize The Unknown Because You Are Afraid,
Yet You Love Discriminating Because You Think It's Brave,
Not Thinking Twice About Conspiracies,
You Just Don't Think Critically,
Unlike Me You Think We Are A Match Made In Heaven,
When Truth Is All You Want To Do Is Pop Prescription Medicine,
You Don't Think About You're Long Term Negative Affect On Me,
All You See Is My Glass Half Full,
Never Looking At It Empty,
And You Don't Like That So You Strive For Us To Be Equal,
This Romance Is Like A Never Ending Sequel,
Hands Tighten Around My Throat As You Try To Kiss Me,
But After The Fact You Sit There And Just Try To Diss Me,
Trying To Smother Out The Truth,
Letting Chaos Run Loose,
Your Just Another Hand To Help Tie The Noose,
Waiting To Strangle My Inner Being And Make Me Scream Truce,
First And Foremost I Believe Everybody Lies,
And I Will Relate To That Until The Day I Die,
Black And White Frames Try To Swallow My Color,
Making Me A Copy Just Like Every Other,
You're Like A Bill O'Reily Or Maybe A Mitt Romney,
When I Try To Speak The Truth You Always Interrupt Me,
I Don't Mean To Name Names,
But These Are Few Who Bring Us Shame,
For Trying To Think Outside The Box,
Who Put The Key Inside The Lock,
And You Sit There Telling Me How School And My Belief's Are Bogus,
But Who Are Trying To Act So **** Heroic?
When I Soar On A Natural High You Say Im Crazy,
But At Least I'm Not Sitting There With A Glass Half Empty...
Nov 9, 2012
Nov 9, 2012 at 9:27 PM UTC
This is a formal complaint to one Cupid
on behalf of the population of earth.
We find that you've become somewhat,
how can we put it mildly....
unsavory
ever since you started drinking. We've
found that you have not been taking
your job seriously at all since that time
We were understanding at first. Your
job? It's not an easy one. It tolerates
almost no failure, and requires both
physical and mental capacity that is
beyond what most of us can spare.
However...we feel that the alcohol is
affecting your judgement and character
in a way that we can no longer accept.
Below, we've listed the particularly
heinous abuses of your power
1. Taking bets on what you can make people fall in love with. John is now smitten with a cactus while Jenny can't stay away from the inflatable Santa Claus on the Morgans' lawn.
2. Having very attractive women fall in love for your...erm...personal pleasure. That's just offensive
3. Having members of the same family fall in love. The vulgarity of it all is just appalling! It's an ****** epidemic!
4. Shooting your arrows at Rhinoceroses and then laughing as they charge a poor unsuspecting person is not funny.
5. Likewise, shooting an unsuspecting person and having them fall in love with a Rhinoceros who doesn't reciprocate is equally unfunny
6. Last, but not least...Please fix the Republican Candidates. Mitt Romney and Rick ******** are trying to get married next week. While I'm happy that they are now "for" gay marriage, this cannot be tolerated.
So? Do you have anything to say for
yourself? Is that alcohol I smell on your
breath? You don't even care, do you?
Well...we have no choice but to revok---OW!
Oh dear.
Feb 14, 2012
Feb 14, 2012 at 10:02 PM UTC
Sign here and,here
Authorized personnel only
Exit…
A sign of distress on his face
The normal signs of distress?
No. Signal the white flag high
Suboxone and methadone
Romney and Ryan
The county fairgrounds…
“Lookout for that fox!”
DUI you cant afford it
DUI CRACK you cant afford it
Hand signals communicate
UFO Conference?
No SIGNS of UFO’s tonight
“Where’s your sign?”
What would my sign look like?
Winding road, next 4 miles
Jan 7, 2013
Jan 7, 2013 at 11:18 PM UTC
Autonomous talking faces
Blathering on & on about
Endless government *****
Like a perpetually new iPhone
There's an App for every view
Install. Use. Reboot.
Multi-dæmon robocop
Seduces his sci-fi fans
With tales of grandeur & success
A printer spliced with a vacuum
Pay it with ink; have it print what you want
It'll **** you good
And then
Late at night in the quiet of a Sunday moon
The zeitgeist peels off his human suit
Plugs itself into the wall
And has cybernetik ***
With its self-aware CPU.
Jul 9, 2012
Jul 9, 2012 at 9:28 PM UTC
Pillow-fluff pads of sweet-rolling grayed,
Teddy Bears fly and diamonds parade,
Money for the wicked all pompous and pump...
And Buffet's and Gates and Romney's and Trump,
Soon there was nothing, left for a life,
Of morals, hard-work, honor; families in strife.
Great Purple Harlot on fire from distance,
And laughter and singing at Devil's insistence.
When it was done, the Elite made a pact,
* “All Hail to Lucifer! Upon his will shall we act!” *
Jun 6, 2016
Jun 6, 2016 at 11:49 PM UTC
There once was a candidate Ryan
The right wing see in him their lion
This nemesis to our healthcare
Paul only fights for good wealthcare
He voted with Bush to disaster
The economy never fell faster
Wee is his knowledge of foreign affairs
If he gets the job we'll need daily prayers
A bad Catholic some blogs call him
Some hope pestilences befall him
Many think he's no wiser than Palin
That could cause Mitt Romney's failing
He'll hurt poor folks; he'll hurt the middle
We'll starve as old Mitt plays the fiddle
So it would be better to vote not at all
Than choose young Attila, this candidate Paul
Aug 15, 2012
Aug 15, 2012 at 1:50 PM UTC
Ads for Christmas specials
Litter magazines and such
Oooh another Christmas Carol
Tiny Tim has a new crutch
A Christmas Story musical
The Rockettes on TV
I'd rather watch old re-runs
Of Andy Williams 'neath the tree
The stores are stocked, the lights are bright
There's tinsel everywhere
There's Romney and Obama Christmas tags
I mean is this really fair?
There's Kingdom of Thrones nativities
And guess who plays the baby
There' s something wrong inherently
When you stop to buy it...maybe.
Christmas got away from us
It's more commercial than I've seen
There's more crap on the shelves these days
Than there is at Hallowee'n
It's only just September
and I'm already done in
by my Christmas Season overload
I can't believe the state I'm in
What happened to Goodwill to Men
And Seasons Greetings at the mall
They've been replaced by anger
And gift cards that are given out by all
This year I have decided
to change how I celebrate this silly thing
I'm going home to bed right now
And I will Hibernate till spring !!!
Sep 11, 2012
Sep 11, 2012 at 4:51 PM UTC
I laugh
when I hear
conservatives talk about,
the sanctity of marriage,
and No Adam and Steve,
when I couldnt count
the number
of extramarital indiscretions
committed by them,
if I was a centipede,
with five toes on each leg.
I laugh
when I hear
progressives talk about
Conservative fear mongerin tactics.
Have you seen any of these
anti cigarette comercials lately?
Who thought it would be a good Idea
to put a ****** arterial cleanin surgery video
on Comedy Central? :)
I laugh
when I hear
conservatives say
they are going to do
everythin possible to keep
Obama from servin a second term...
and yet they nominate
Mitt Romney as their man to do it.
Who's gonna vote for a robot? :p
I laugh
when I hear progressives
call conservatives nazi's,
and then tell me
I shouldn't be
doin this,
or that,
or I should belive in somethin I can't see...
like change. :D
Vote Ron Paul!
because those other
douchbags
don't know
what they're talkin about.
Jun 17, 2012
Jun 17, 2012 at 5:23 AM UTC
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Paris Hilton and her views on homosexual men
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Lady Gaga and how she gained 25 pounds so now she has to go on a diet
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Rookie outfielder fireballs a man out at home plate from deep center
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The deathtoll in the Middle East is on a perpetual rise
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"Have you ever ****** for money?"
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A kitten flounders around on a carpet while a baby watches, points and laughs
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A boy on bicycle does a wheelie and falls backward, blood spewing everywhere
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"I'm Mitt Romney and I endorse this message."
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The far reaches of the universe are estimated to be... beyond human comprehension
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Morbidly obese men chugging three forty ounces of beer, one after the other, and are paid for their views by Google
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"You will never know the truth."
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"The meaning of life is to simply live."
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Click here to find out how YOU can make $800 without leaving your house in just one day!
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"Spread your *** because that's what you're here for."
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Sep 22, 2012
Sep 22, 2012 at 1:02 PM UTC
Woke up to the same different changed America
I spent the night before at "Post No Bills"
A local bar
Watching the election results like it was a football game
New casters pointing to red and blue states
Making news out of the obvious
Texas went red, theres a fuckin' surprise
The girl on the stool next to me says if Romney wins she's moving to another country
Sure you are..drunk girl at a bar..
Everyone from my building, the 286ians
Were in attendance for the gala
"And a round of shots for my good friends", I told Mustang Sally, our bartender
I continued, "Cause if Obama wins were getting ****** up tonight and if Romney wins were ******
Boisterous laughter like osmosis
Fills the room from left to right
Another 286ian walks in
"Heyyyyy!!!!" said everyone in the bar
The election was a close one
With 11 more minutes until the polls close
I closed my tab
Put on my borrowed scarf was out the door like Flint on opposite day
Pockets were empty
But no complaint
I look at the bar as buying smiles
As I walked home, belly warm
I hear cheer
Obama must have won
Who wants a beer?
Jul 18, 2013
Jul 18, 2013 at 2:49 PM UTC
We live in the land
were any thing can be
to reverse all the down
we lower the ******* rates
we help the in need
destroy all the hate
but to do that the hope is gone
**** the teachers and policemen
we don't need them here
this little group of people is stuck overseas
all they want is austerity
european decline
we may have to hard line
but thats what we'll do
go right to germany
on the edge of catastrophe
bring us all down to the edge of defeat
but all the germans
they'll be just fine
the romney team
already in decline
we don't need him here
ya know he needs us
to make all his billions with spending cuts
its almost a recovery
but thats not enough
he says **** the american people
all i need is me
Jan 22, 2013
Jan 22, 2013 at 5:26 PM UTC
Fly high!
That's what they'll say,
after you wreck your car
and spill your brains.
They won't know--
or maybe they will.
****** tomb,
disguised as "wonderful daughter,
great friend."
Everyone has earplugs,
blindfolds too.
The epidemic is supplying
some for you.
Russian roulette
has some competition.
This ain't some new
invention...
Nobody cares--
it's not them.
Nobody cares--
unless it's them.
But it's too late by then.
Feb 22, 2017
Feb 22, 2017 at 5:46 PM UTC
(Putin your foot down)
Son of ***** Putin,
Don't ****** Ukraine will ya,
The world was fine *****
(Political breakfast)
Obama has toast,
Romney has some grape jelly,
Lets have breakfast now.
:Haiku co-written with J.L. Johnson:
Mar 15, 2014
Mar 15, 2014 at 3:25 PM UTC
Live blog: Romney and Stanton vie for Iowa win.
Dead heat in the dead of winter
What do the Iowa results really mean?
That Romney's less of a robot than he seems?
Oh, by the way: replacing a bulb, can save you 50 dollars or more!
But it'll cost you ten times as much, at your hardware store.
Starbuck's hikes prices despite the lull,
People stupidly betting on Powerball,
Selma Hayek's trending, y'all!
(We don't know why).
But what's all that compared to shootings?
Soldiers flying and not being sniffed,
Suspects nabbed in Utah killings,
And GOP runners had another tiff.
Personally, I'm more fascinated,
In the Aussie hybrid sharks!
This might mean global warming's overrated,
Or that animals are way smart.
Mideast peace-talks stalled, I read.
Have I not read this before?
Oh, yeah, back in 1972.
When psychos killed athletic Jews,
Who might win
And Olympic village was off view,
While the Israelis dragged people in.
That year, Nixon was re-elected
And we thought we'd never see worse,
Yet now the nation is infected
With a yellow-haired, inhuman curse.
Blog goes to sleep...
Begun long ago and finished in 2018
Dec 25, 2018
Dec 25, 2018 at 11:30 PM UTC
Layer upon layer
~ of ~
Decay and despair
~
The air thick with prayer
~ but ~
Look at my hair
~
I'm a billionaire!
~ and ~
Hereby declare
~ that ~
Now there's a fare
~ for ~
Breathing the air
Sep 1, 2012
Sep 1, 2012 at 4:40 AM UTC
but right as it ends
iran goes
i think they gonna crack
its goes one
two bombs
three bombs
four
everybody listen
and frankly
mitt romney
that cats a ******
a ****** in his mind
he may be slightly
slightly insane
but i guess he's what some call the best
and i disagree
*** this mans just a modern form of a ****
he has no chivarly
he's got the dollar on his back
some sort of corporate greg jennings
enough about romney
we all know he's a just a piece ****
enough about about the bomb
we all know the worlds going to ****
and as were standing in the sun burning a doobie
and as were standing in the sun basking in the beauty
revelations on the mind
its never withstanding
staring at the world from high above
look and see what you've made me do
standing in the shadows
giving my love
Jan 18, 2013
Jan 18, 2013 at 11:09 AM UTC
Take my hand
We will walk the forgotten lanes
Made for iron shod hooves
In the footsteps where sandaled feet
Of the lost legions followed the eagle standard
~
But I see you grow weary of beauty
Of the counterpane fields of green and gold
Miss Marple villages, soft in the twilight
Then come, down to the Romney Marsh
Where time is in tune with your deepest fears
~
We’ll take the old road to the Burmarsh Chimes
By the ruined church of St Augustine, silvered by moonlight
Where communion wine and the Free Traders Brandy barrels
Once rested side by side united under the Lords protection
Where the tolling bell called the dead to evensong
~
There, by the east wall of the Lady Chapel
Tear washed sentinels lean against the west wind
Underneath the wild thyme and harebells
Lay the sad bones of the forgotten children
Come, this is not the place to linger
~
Safe home under the oak beams of the White Heart
Amid farming folk with the smell of the land on them
Setting the stage for beery nostalgia
Sit here by the warmth of the fireside
While I tell you tales of the Night Riders.
Feb 6, 2018
Feb 6, 2018 at 3:28 PM UTC
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Nov 8, 2018
Nov 8, 2018 at 10:41 PM UTC