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"poopy" poems
And now there would come a time a swift sharp clock on the bed Blaring its little chime in between the hard bells Like an angry little arm Charming if not for the alarm And everyday I slap the face of it Like an unwanted ***** And she is silenced Quick unlike Said chick But I am a cruel guy and have no sense of wet and dry Nor cool or heat There's nothing bothering me Time just ticks off and I laugh at it But my cells divide and turn into little old protoplasmic men And yet I am not called upon them Because they are stupidly designed and I have no sympathy for arts and crafts No masterman who failing to raise his hand Clams up With such poor artwork Slap that ***** in the dilapidated sistan Now In San Francisco Where the alley streets stink of *** And the European facades are just that Crumbling Poopy And full of **** And what yet are they dreaming to be? The church that survived fire Great conflagration God didn't make a rainbow at the end of that, Now did he? He's a water-sign Dolt And water only jolts your mind When it scatters true light, Ain't that right? But it's all the same Just different hues And the news Isn't new Just Blaring and yelling And speeding television crews Riding their stories Up and down the many stories Trying to build a city of angels On a bituminous hill Shills No life skills And I walk the city streets with a ugly old leather Brief Casing the joints and rolling my own Unhappy and alone Kerouac and the dreams on the monangular input where the triangular avenues meet And he has no road While airplanes shake their jets on the tarmac and trebuchet into the air Going god knows where Seeing a new piece of the sculpted pinball Perpetually trapped in the machine How bout Nippon Or Hangujin Or Han Chinese Or Berlin Anywhere but when A little ways along the state Of "in" All these strange things
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Aug 16, 2018
Aug 16, 2018 at 3:00 PM UTC
That ******* from Pastebin or 10it or whatever
And now there would come a time a swift sharp clock on the bed Blaring its little chime in between the hard bells Like an angry little arm Charming if not for the alarm And everyday I slap the face of it Like an unwanted ***** And she is silenced Quick unlike Said chick But I am a cruel guy and have no sense of wet and dry Nor cool or heat There's nothing bothering me Time just ticks off and I laugh at it But my cells divide and turn into little old protoplasmic men And yet I am not called upon them Because they are stupidly designed and I have no sympathy for arts and crafts No masterman who failing to raise his hand Clams up With such poor artwork Slap that ***** in the dilapidated sistan Now In San Francisco Where the alley streets stink of *** And the European facades are just that Crumbling Poopy And full of **** And what yet are they dreaming to be? The church that survived fire Great conflagration God didn't make a rainbow at the end of that, Now did he? He's a water-sign Dolt And water only jolts your mind When it scatters true light, Ain't that right? But it's all the same Just different hues And the news Isn't new Just Blaring and yelling And speeding television crews Riding their stories Up and down the many stories Trying to build a city of angels On a bituminous hill Shills No life skills And I walk the city streets with a ugly old leather Brief Casing the joints and rolling my own Unhappy and alone Kerouac and the dreams on the monangular input where the triangular avenues meet And he has no road While airplanes shake their jets on the tarmac and trebuchet into the air Going god knows where Seeing a new piece of the sculpted pinball Perpetually trapped in the machine How bout Nippon Or Hangujin Or Han Chinese Or Berlin Anywhere but when A little ways along the state Of "in" All these strange things
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I think that I shall never see A thing as odd as eight baby Eight baby from a single mother Makes me roll my eyes- oh brother Oh sister oh brother oh sister oh yeah Mother looked like a Guernsey cow Is there milk enough- I don't see how? Eight colic'd infants wailing in the night- Draw back, draw back- go fly a kite Eight fitful babies screaming in duress- Moved far away left no forwarding address Eight poopy babies dragging two pound diapers Went to the car wash and used the windshield wipers Eight teething babies wrangling on the bed- Picked up a gun and blew off her head.
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Mar 10, 2010
Mar 10, 2010 at 9:49 AM UTC
An Oddity
I took my ****** sister Marigold to the cinema, she had asked specifically and eventually (she doesn't speak a lot on account of her awful stammer and amazing cleft palate which has won prizes) so I knew that this was something she really wanted, and I teased for her bad taste when she told me that she wanted to see "Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Charlie and the Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Chocolate Factory". It was a Saturday evening and the local picture house was showing a re-run of the classic starring Gene Wilder as the enigmatically stylish ***** Wonka, and not that steaming great pictorial **** served up by Tim Burton and I knew that town would be busy with oiks so as a treat I dressed her up better than usual, and even gave her a hosedown to get rid of the poopy pong. She had stopped crying by the time the feature started and I think the Ooompa Loompa costume grew on her but that maybe the orange paint was a bit of a bad idea as people had stared as it was Day-Glo and she stood out like a bulldog's ******* but I stand by my decision to dye her hair green, it had taken thought and planning; it was meant to add to her excitement of the day, so I meant well, even if I was ineffectual in the end. I sat her on my lap in the picture house but still paid for two seats but I do get one ticket half price though because of her disabilities, so it wasn'€™t all bad, every cloud and all that, you know what I mean? She tends to get a little down every now and then but a £1 cinema ticket partly makes up for being born legless. I knew from past experience that the cinema staff prefer me to carry my stunted sis rather than wheeling her in (I do recall that the time I taped her to her skateboard proved somewhat a disaster - but really, the fat usher had a torch and should have watched her step or otherwise she wouldn't have bust her neck). The Ooompa Loompa costume allowed Marigold to amuse herself during the screening (as there were no leggings to the costume). She barely noticed when the fat little hero got blown up on screen except to dribble "chocolate" from her own little chocolate factory. It was, all in all, quite an eventful outing and one I might consider repeating but probably in a different cinema next time, mainly because we got banned for life when the manager saw the condition of the seat.
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Dec 16, 2014
Dec 16, 2014 at 8:06 AM UTC
Marigold Goes To The Cinema
I took my ****** sister Marigold to the cinema, she had asked specifically and eventually (she doesn't speak a lot on account of her awful stammer and amazing cleft palate which has won prizes) so I knew that this was something she really wanted, and I teased for her bad taste when she told me that she wanted to see "Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Charlie and the Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Chocolate Factory". It was a Saturday evening and the local picture house was showing a re-run of the classic starring Gene Wilder as the enigmatically stylish ***** Wonka, and not that steaming great pictorial **** served up by Tim Burton and I knew that town would be busy with oiks so as a treat I dressed her up better than usual, and even gave her a hosedown to get rid of the poopy pong. She had stopped crying by the time the feature started and I think the Ooompa Loompa costume grew on her but that maybe the orange paint was a bit of a bad idea as people had stared as it was Day-Glo and she stood out like a bulldog's ******* but I stand by my decision to dye her hair green, it had taken thought and planning; it was meant to add to her excitement of the day, so I meant well, even if I was ineffectual in the end. I sat her on my lap in the picture house but still paid for two seats but I do get one ticket half price though because of her disabilities, so it wasn'€™t all bad, every cloud and all that, you know what I mean? She tends to get a little down every now and then but a £1 cinema ticket partly makes up for being born legless. I knew from past experience that the cinema staff prefer me to carry my stunted sis rather than wheeling her in (I do recall that the time I taped her to her skateboard proved somewhat a disaster - but really, the fat usher had a torch and should have watched her step or otherwise she wouldn't have bust her neck). The Ooompa Loompa costume allowed Marigold to amuse herself during the screening (as there were no leggings to the costume). She barely noticed when the fat little hero got blown up on screen except to dribble "chocolate" from her own little chocolate factory. It was, all in all, quite an eventful outing and one I might consider repeating but probably in a different cinema next time, mainly because we got banned for life when the manager saw the condition of the seat.
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Hello little maggots in my doggy's poo What exactly is it in there that you do? You're living and you're thriving on my doggies waste Wonder what it is exactly that you taste? The taste to you must be good Living there like maggots should How is it though you stand the smell? It is sickening, or can't you tell? Is it warm inside your home? Or is it cold, but you can't roam? There it's moist and food is found. So why crawl about on the ground? All your needs are found therein. A natural home from my best friend. Squirming and munching in the sun. There's plenty there for everyone! You better hurry though, because soon. Your home will dry up like a prune. Turning a shade of greyish white All of the moisture vanished from sight. Before then, though, you'll grow wings And buzz about and laugh and sing. You will search with not far to roam To find your children a brand new home. A freshly manufactured double wide Nice and fresh. Step inside! A perfect place to lay your eggs, To hatch and grow little wings and legs. They'll eat their fill and that's for sure. There's plenty here and my dog makes more. But beware of when I mow the lawn, Your little white bodies in half will be sawn. And your poopy home, it will be splatterd And across my yard you will be scattered. But I can help with a better plan I'll scoop you up and throw you in a can.
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Sep 30, 2012
Sep 30, 2012 at 6:35 PM UTC
Maggots In My Doggy's Poo.
Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone's making hello poetry So I made one too because poopy Roses are red Violets are blue I see a sign that says "Explicit?" And now I'm thinking if I should click it Roses are red Violets are blue I think roses can be pink too And violets aren't blue how stu Roses are red Violets are blue This is my first poem here Potato.
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Oct 11, 2013
Oct 11, 2013 at 4:53 AM UTC
I'm Here
poetry is my remedy for apathy strange how simple words can cut away through my indifference the act of creation in the written word helps me connect to something greater than myself, so slowly but surely my numbness subsides poetry leads me into mystery, where beauty can be found in simplicity of a single moment my mundane life flowers into a spiritual experience, when I flow into love and service there is either apathy or poetry in changing a poopy diaper, pausing before saying a hurtful word, and letting go the need to be right. my life moves and quakes into new being, and all because i let words flow in me and through me. i am a living book bursting at the seams, waiting to be poured out and shared. spoken and written words break me out of isolation, and sets me free. two simple words cut through my apathy, "thank you."
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Jul 6, 2015
Jul 6, 2015 at 10:41 PM UTC
apathy & poetry
Burrito bushes Under  my house Soggy beans Hot chilies Dog for meat In my soup Dipping sauce is  poopy 97 cookies 1 Child 1 Person that read the first letter of every line
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May 11, 2018
May 11, 2018 at 5:42 PM UTC
bush campers
Barefoot in my yard as I  did run I felt not the grass, but something quite warm. Between my toes I felt it squish And make them slippery as a fish. I stopped to look down and said "Oh ewww!" "I stepped in a pile of doggy doo!" 'Twas fresh and warm between my toes But made me wish I had no nose. I walked back over to where it was All the while my brain abuzz. The slick sensation of my poopy toes Felt kinda good and no one knows. So I lifted my foot and stuck it back in And squished the stuff through my toes again!
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May 29, 2012
May 29, 2012 at 12:54 AM UTC
Barefoot in My Yard
Finishing a job I had started by sitting down I had to do the paper work before I left town. So I took what I had thought was an adequate supply And wrapped it 'round my left hand to keep it clean and dry. Reaching beneath gingerly and taking extra care My mission was to use it to clean my derrier. Then without any warning and much to my chagrin A finger broke through the paper and charged right in. This I had not planned for nor could I predict. That into my poopy **** a finger I would stick. This was not the worse thing to happen to me my friend. There was much worse ahead on this trail before the end. My very first reflex was to pull my finger out. An automatic, involuntary reaction no doubt. But my hand ****** back too quicly, and this is no joke. The toilet paper and my hand the water now did soak. Now I had real problems, this was a frikin mess! There with my hand under my **** wrapped in poopy, wet paper no less! I tried to drop the paper, but did't have any luck. 'Cause the poopy, wet paper, to my hand was now stuck. I couldn't shake it off and with nothing with which to scrape. I started getting desperate, it seemed there was no escape. Suddenly it occurerd to me, there was a ray of hope. So I stuck my hand in the water, where the poopy paper would soak. I slowly pulled back my hand, and much to my delight, The paper lost it's sticky grip and sank slowly out of sight. I let the water drip completely from my soaked left hand. I then pulled it out slowly and held it over a waste can. I got more paper and completely wiped my hand off. Then finished what I had started before this messy standoff. The lesson that I learned, since this adventure did begin. Is that paper work ain't easy, if the paper's too thin!
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Nov 26, 2012
Nov 26, 2012 at 5:02 PM UTC
Too Thin.
Finishing a job I had started by sitting down I had to do the paper work before I left town. So I took what I had thought was an adequate supply And wrapped it 'round my left hand to keep it clean and dry. Reaching beneath gingerly and taking extra care My mission was to use it to clean my derrier. Then without any warning and much to my chagrin A finger broke through the paper and charged right in. This I had not planned for nor could I predict. That into my poopy **** a finger I would stick. This was not the worse thing to happen to me my friend. There was much worse ahead on this trail before the end. My very first reflex was to pull my finger out. An automatic, involuntary reaction no doubt. But my hand ****** back too quicly, and this is no joke. The toilet paper and my hand the water now did soak. Now I had real problems, this was a frikin mess! There with my hand under my **** wrapped in poopy, wet paper no less! I tried to drop the paper, but did't have any luck. 'Cause the poopy, wet paper, to my hand was now stuck. I couldn't shake it off and with nothing with which to scrape. I started getting desperate, it seemed there was no escape. Suddenly it occurerd to me, there was a ray of hope. So I stuck my hand in the water, where the poopy paper would soak. I slowly pulled back my hand, and much to my delight, The paper lost it's sticky grip and sank slowly out of sight. I let the water drip completely from my soaked left hand. I then pulled it out slowly and held it over a waste can. I got more paper and completely wiped my hand off. Then finished what I had started before this messy standoff. The lesson that I learned, since this adventure did begin. Is that paper work ain't easy, if the paper's too thin!
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little girl your tiny breaths contain the breath of life as you doze a whole universe inside of you is expanding and bursting into life I cannot shield you from the joys and pains of life but what I can be is a stable and consistent loving presence in your life I will try to stay in the now and not get all bent out of shape about puttin' the fear of God in the boys and/or girls you date for now, I will be a sane daddy that holds you while you gently sleep just remember when daddy gets a little crazy I still love you I will try to remember the same when me and mommy stay up late at night waiting for you hold you and soothe you as you cry out through the night and even when you grow up and say "I hate you." I will say "thank you. I love you." but for now, I am glad you are just dozing in my arms a tiny little being without a care in the world daddy is here to change your poopy diapers and rock you to sleep
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Dec 3, 2014
Dec 3, 2014 at 4:30 PM UTC
to my daughter
Feeling a yawn Coming on Covering my mouth To prevent it coming out Eyes feeling droopy Emotions quite poopy Wanting to go to bed At school I am instead Getting sleepier by the minute But have to push through it Sleep has to wait Until the day has gone away
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Dec 6, 2017
Dec 6, 2017 at 9:04 AM UTC
Tired
Happy Valentines Day Poopy Although I do not need A date just to remind me to That our love is deep indeed Your superior eyes entrance me When you look up from your book To catch my eyes just so And give me that **** look That I hold inside my mind It’s a look for only me I will treasure it forever Into my heart you see
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Oct 24, 2013
Oct 24, 2013 at 7:07 PM UTC
Ode to a Lady
here's what it taught me about B2B SaaS sales. 1. poopy pants stinky 2. peoplw no like stinky man 3. no like stinky man = stinky man cant sell SaaS solution: dont **** pantz
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Oct 27, 2024
Oct 27, 2024 at 12:02 AM UTC
i just pooped my pants
I'm just a lil baby cutie patootie I wanna **** my thumb like I'm smoking a doobie I eat all the munch, then I screamin for more Then when u turn around I gonna **** onn the floor. Poopy poopy **** I wanna **** on you. Open ur mouth, I give you something to chew But you won't get mad and you won't scream, Cos I'm just a little baby ***** that's me! uh huh lil baby ***** lil baby ***** I'm just a lil baby cutie patootie lil baby ***** lil baby ***** I'm just a lil baby cutie patootie
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Jul 4, 2018
Jul 4, 2018 at 4:20 PM UTC
Little Baby *****
I eat treetops And moss covered stones And the mist of spring nights I eat most alone I consume this world around me One eyeful at a time And when I am full I sit and wait For poetry poopy time
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Apr 8, 2015
Apr 8, 2015 at 12:27 AM UTC
7/30 just for fun
I am three years old and it s ***** training time I m so excited this whole day is going to be mine On the toilet I try an try I can t do it, I let out a cry Babysitter is not mad though, she just smiles Looking at me she says it s ok we will try in awhile Mom comes home from a bad day at work again As I say good-bye to my babysitting friend Mommy sees the messy underwear in the bathroom She picks them up, I feel a certain doom She yells at me what is this The poopy, p*ss infested ****** are clenched in her fist Sit on the toilet now, it s time you learn Rubbing the ****** on my face until it burned *** now d*mn it, she rubs and yells My eyes fill with tears and my eye lids swell I really want to learn mommy I really do Did you go? She shouts, I m not done with you Putting the ****** over my face and made to lay on the floor Forced into a diaper, humiliated to the core Left in the corner of discipline all through the night I hope tomorrow babysitter will help me get it right
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May 8, 2017
May 8, 2017 at 7:00 PM UTC
***** Training
Glistening Amber Kaleidoscope (a la corn and carrots) Colliding olfactoraly Straining Struggling At last, Sterile
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Feb 1, 2018
Feb 1, 2018 at 12:47 PM UTC
Poopy Pomp Poem