Time is always
the first one out the door
in the morning

Why should I pay you
A penny for your thoughts,
When you're clearly dying
To give your two cents worth?

He wondered if he had
A nose for news,
'Cause it was always breaking.

So he opted for
Surgery instead,
Only to find himself
The talk of the town.

Now that's nothing
To sniff at!

Words are tricky like pillows,
They can just as easily
Provide comfort
As start a fight.

People who are always late
Are like missing fingers,
You can't count on them.

Final last words
Are often ones to live by