Oh how I hate this time of year, with the ****** songs and holiday cheer... Annoying bell ringers outside the store, and the tacky wreaths hanging on the door. Cardboard calendars filled with waxy treats, ice and snow making death traps of streets. Frazzled parents spending more then they should on ungrateful kids who are far from good. Fake smiles & wishes in the "spirit" of it all, the bloated prices- the crowds at the mall. The hour long line to see Santa the phony who falsely promises an x-box or a pony. Having to gather with family who annoy, gifting another cheap Chinese-made toy. Fire hazards strung with tinsel and lights, tensions leading to fun Christmas fights! Secret Santas- holiday parties for work- **** sweaters making you look like a ****. The stress of having an enormous shopping list and a tiny budget just makes me ******! No, nothing seems jolly or merry or bright... Oh how I can't wait till post-Christmas night!
My ode to the holidays!! And no, I'm not a TOTAL Grinch, I just play one in November and December!!
December, To some it’s holly peaceful, and a joyous time full of family and friends. To me it’s cold dark and lonely. Happy holidays to the ones that celebrate. Enjoy your family and fun. I’ll be crying in the corner.