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Woof.....woof.....woof...woof....woof....wooof Some Red setters dogs are eating Jewish people in England But why, do call them off, they are british people, The are hard working, Industrious, Entrepreneurs, Professors, Doctors, Lawyers, Bankers, Entertainers Scientists, Writers, eminent Surgeons, Artists, these are nice Britons....stop the dogs, stop the dogs..... Woof....woof....woof.....woof.....woof...woof woof Some Red Setters dogs are eating and biting some Labour MPs all over the country But why, do call off the dogs, No! we have a list and this list,  highlighted the behaviour of a number of Left MPs, including Jess Phillips for telling Corbyn’s ally Diane Abbott to **** off”, John Woodcock for dismissing the party leader as a ******* disaster” and Tristram Hunt for describing Labour as “in the **** and all the other hard working Moderate MPs who dared protest at Anti-Semitic stance or supported the Jews . Woof.....woof....woof....woof.....woof.....woof...woof Some Red Setters dogs are devouring some minor Royal from Africa But why, do call off the dogs. No that ****** has a big **** he's Charismatic, intelligent, wholesome, has good work ethics, polite, wise, charming, generous, witty and a ****** good lover and to top it all he's Royal. Now that's ******* GREEDY, how much can a ******* man have. NO! he's a goner. He is too perfect, he must be hounded and persecuted to death. Woof....woof....woof.....woof.....woof.....woof.......woof Grrr.....woof.....Grrrrr....woof...wooof...Grrrr....wooof Congratulations People, we have got rid of them all we now have real democracy, we have a real society now Get in the dogs ... And all you useless ******* people shut up! And report to the Labor Camps 7:30a.m. tomorrow You're Working Class and now you ****** have to work!
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Sep 12, 2018
Sep 12, 2018 at 6:45 PM UTC
“call off the dogs”.
Woof.....woof.....woof...woof....woof....wooof Some Red setters dogs are eating Jewish people in England But why, do call them off, they are british people, The are hard working, Industrious, Entrepreneurs, Professors, Doctors, Lawyers, Bankers, Entertainers Scientists, Writers, eminent Surgeons, Artists, these are nice Britons....stop the dogs, stop the dogs..... Woof....woof....woof.....woof.....woof...woof woof Some Red Setters dogs are eating and biting some Labour MPs all over the country But why, do call off the dogs, No! we have a list and this list,  highlighted the behaviour of a number of Left MPs, including Jess Phillips for telling Corbyn’s ally Diane Abbott to **** off”, John Woodcock for dismissing the party leader as a ******* disaster” and Tristram Hunt for describing Labour as “in the **** and all the other hard working Moderate MPs who dared protest at Anti-Semitic stance or supported the Jews . Woof.....woof....woof....woof.....woof.....woof...woof Some Red Setters dogs are devouring some minor Royal from Africa But why, do call off the dogs. No that ****** has a big **** he's Charismatic, intelligent, wholesome, has good work ethics, polite, wise, charming, generous, witty and a ****** good lover and to top it all he's Royal. Now that's ******* GREEDY, how much can a ******* man have. NO! he's a goner. He is too perfect, he must be hounded and persecuted to death. Woof....woof....woof.....woof.....woof.....woof.......woof Grrr.....woof.....Grrrrr....woof...wooof...Grrrr....wooof Congratulations People, we have got rid of them all we now have real democracy, we have a real society now Get in the dogs ... And all you useless ******* people shut up! And report to the Labor Camps 7:30a.m. tomorrow You're Working Class and now you ****** have to work!
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THE BOY Alexander understands his father to be a famous lawyer. The leather law books of Alexander's father fill a room like hay in a barn. Alexander has asked his father to let him build a house like bricklayers build, a house with walls and roofs made of big leather law books. The rain beats on the windows And the raindrops run down the window glass And the raindrops slide off the green blinds down the siding. The boy Alexander dreams of Napoleon in John C. Abbott's history, Napoleon the grand and lonely man wronged, Napoleon in his life wronged and in his memory wronged. The boy Alexander dreams of the cat Alice saw, the cat fading off into the dark and leaving the teeth of its Cheshire smile lighting the gloom. Buffaloes, blizzards, way down in Texas, in the panhandle of Texas snuggling close to New Mexico, These creep into Alexander's dreaming by the window when his father talks with strange men about land down in Deaf Smith County. Alexander's father tells the strange men: Five years ago we ran a Ford out on the prairie and chased antelopes. Only once or twice in a long while has Alexander heard his father say "my first wife" so-and-so and such-and-such. A few times softly the father has told Alexander, "Your mother ... was a beautiful woman ... but we won't talk about her." Always Alexander listens with a keen listen when he hears his father mention "my first wife" or "Alexander's mother." Alexander's father smokes a cigar and the Episcopal rector smokes a cigar and the words come often: mystery of life, mystery of life. These two come into Alexander's head blurry and gray while the rain beats on the windows and the raindrops run down the window glass and the raindrops slide off the green blinds and down the siding. These and: There is a God, there must be a God, how can there be rain or sun unless there is a God? So from the wrongs of Napoleon and the Cheshire cat smile on to the buffaloes and blizzards of Texas and on to his mother and to God, so the blurry gray rain dreams of Alexander have gone on five minutes, maybe ten, keeping slow easy time to the raindrops on the window glass and the raindrops sliding off the green blinds and down the siding.
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Boy and Father
THE BOY Alexander understands his father to be a famous lawyer. The leather law books of Alexander's father fill a room like hay in a barn. Alexander has asked his father to let him build a house like bricklayers build, a house with walls and roofs made of big leather law books. The rain beats on the windows And the raindrops run down the window glass And the raindrops slide off the green blinds down the siding. The boy Alexander dreams of Napoleon in John C. Abbott's history, Napoleon the grand and lonely man wronged, Napoleon in his life wronged and in his memory wronged. The boy Alexander dreams of the cat Alice saw, the cat fading off into the dark and leaving the teeth of its Cheshire smile lighting the gloom. Buffaloes, blizzards, way down in Texas, in the panhandle of Texas snuggling close to New Mexico, These creep into Alexander's dreaming by the window when his father talks with strange men about land down in Deaf Smith County. Alexander's father tells the strange men: Five years ago we ran a Ford out on the prairie and chased antelopes. Only once or twice in a long while has Alexander heard his father say "my first wife" so-and-so and such-and-such. A few times softly the father has told Alexander, "Your mother ... was a beautiful woman ... but we won't talk about her." Always Alexander listens with a keen listen when he hears his father mention "my first wife" or "Alexander's mother." Alexander's father smokes a cigar and the Episcopal rector smokes a cigar and the words come often: mystery of life, mystery of life. These two come into Alexander's head blurry and gray while the rain beats on the windows and the raindrops run down the window glass and the raindrops slide off the green blinds and down the siding. These and: There is a God, there must be a God, how can there be rain or sun unless there is a God? So from the wrongs of Napoleon and the Cheshire cat smile on to the buffaloes and blizzards of Texas and on to his mother and to God, so the blurry gray rain dreams of Alexander have gone on five minutes, maybe ten, keeping slow easy time to the raindrops on the window glass and the raindrops sliding off the green blinds and down the siding.
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I love Australia it looks fine to me mate You see Australia is very cool There are a lot of fun things to do here You can go down to Sydney"s beaches Like Bondi, Manly or even Coogee You can see if you can run faster Than the best at city 2 surf It puts Sydney on the Australian map And we also have our great sporting games Like cricket, tennis, AFL and the two rugby codes If you go to the USA, you'll see so many parades They have for christmas While we just have one main parade Which is from Adelaide, and that is really good You get at glimpse of the past with come on Aussie come on Sydney started a great Santa race, where you run A marathon dressed in a Santa suit And it was brought to Canberra And it was very successful too There are two televised Christmas carols From Sydney's domain and Melbourne's Meyer music bowl Yes, if you see the great ocean road and then have a look At the grampians, you will have a great time And there are some great surf carnivals on various beaches here Showing that footy and cricket, is not all we have We love to drink, sometimes too much But we are out to have a good time A ball, we are ready to party this Australia day Australian sons, oh let us rejoice But we need to include women too Australians all let us rejoice With Tony Abbott wanting to destroy us AS OUR BELOVED PRIME MINISTER OH YEAH A HEAP We are aussie through and through So when we go our on Australa day We watch the fireworks, yes we are having a big ball of fun In the country of Australia
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Jan 20, 2015
Jan 20, 2015 at 5:55 PM UTC
I LOVE AUSTRALIA FOR AUSTRALIA DAY
I love Australia it looks fine to me mate You see Australia is very cool There are a lot of fun things to do here You can go down to Sydney"s beaches Like Bondi, Manly or even Coogee You can see if you can run faster Than the best at city 2 surf It puts Sydney on the Australian map And we also have our great sporting games Like cricket, tennis, AFL and the two rugby codes If you go to the USA, you'll see so many parades They have for christmas While we just have one main parade Which is from Adelaide, and that is really good You get at glimpse of the past with come on Aussie come on Sydney started a great Santa race, where you run A marathon dressed in a Santa suit And it was brought to Canberra And it was very successful too There are two televised Christmas carols From Sydney's domain and Melbourne's Meyer music bowl Yes, if you see the great ocean road and then have a look At the grampians, you will have a great time And there are some great surf carnivals on various beaches here Showing that footy and cricket, is not all we have We love to drink, sometimes too much But we are out to have a good time A ball, we are ready to party this Australia day Australian sons, oh let us rejoice But we need to include women too Australians all let us rejoice With Tony Abbott wanting to destroy us AS OUR BELOVED PRIME MINISTER OH YEAH A HEAP We are aussie through and through So when we go our on Australa day We watch the fireworks, yes we are having a big ball of fun In the country of Australia
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I love Australia it looks fine to me mate You see Australia is very cool There are a lot of fun things to do here You can go down to Sydney"s beaches Like Bondi, Manly or even Coogee You can see if you can run faster Than the best at city 2 surf It puts Sydney on the Australian map And we also have our great sporting games Like cricket, tennis, AFL and the two rugby codes If you go to the USA, you'll see so many parades They have for christmas While we just have one main parade Which is from Adelaide, and that is really good You get at glimpse of the past with come on Aussie come on Sydney started a great Santa race, where you run A marathon dressed in a Santa suit And it was brought to Canberra And it was very successful too There are two televised Christmas carols From Sydney's domain and Melbourne's Meyer music bowl Yes, if you see the great ocean road and then have a look At the grampians, you will have a great time And there are some great surf carnivals on various beaches here Showing that footy and cricket, is not all we have We love to drink, sometimes too much But we are out to have a good time A ball, we are ready to party this Australia day Australian sons, oh let us rejoice But we need to include women too Australians all let us rejoice With Tony Abbott wanting to destroy us TOO BAD JULIA AND KEVIN WEREN’T ANY MATCH BUT We are aussie through and through So when we go our on Australa day We watch the fireworks, yes we are having a big ball of fun In the country of Australia
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Feb 17, 2015
Feb 17, 2015 at 2:45 AM UTC
i love australia, it is pretty radical, dudes
I love Australia it looks fine to me mate You see Australia is very cool There are a lot of fun things to do here You can go down to Sydney"s beaches Like Bondi, Manly or even Coogee You can see if you can run faster Than the best at city 2 surf It puts Sydney on the Australian map And we also have our great sporting games Like cricket, tennis, AFL and the two rugby codes If you go to the USA, you'll see so many parades They have for christmas While we just have one main parade Which is from Adelaide, and that is really good You get at glimpse of the past with come on Aussie come on Sydney started a great Santa race, where you run A marathon dressed in a Santa suit And it was brought to Canberra And it was very successful too There are two televised Christmas carols From Sydney's domain and Melbourne's Meyer music bowl Yes, if you see the great ocean road and then have a look At the grampians, you will have a great time And there are some great surf carnivals on various beaches here Showing that footy and cricket, is not all we have We love to drink, sometimes too much But we are out to have a good time A ball, we are ready to party this Australia day Australian sons, oh let us rejoice But we need to include women too Australians all let us rejoice With Tony Abbott wanting to destroy us TOO BAD JULIA AND KEVIN WEREN’T ANY MATCH BUT We are aussie through and through So when we go our on Australa day We watch the fireworks, yes we are having a big ball of fun In the country of Australia
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hi dudes you see i am a koomarri,. but who gives a **** just like tyler hammond the kid you see he was ******** oh yeah he ****** was and i walk the dinosaur like was not was jump up jump down turn your body around, please baby walk the dinosaur open the door get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur boom boom malacka acka boom, boom boom malacka acka boom walk the flaming dinosaur, walk him up and walk him down, walk him all around this town open the door get on the floor, walk the flaming dinosaur boom boom malacka acka boom walk the dinosaur boom boom malacka acka boom walk the flaming dinosaur you see to the world i look like a hooligan, walk the dinosaur simon said pick ya nose, walk the flaming dinosaur open the door and get on the floor walk the fucken dinosaur boom boom malacka acka boom, walk it up and walk it down party all over tony abbott’s liberal frown ya see buddhists eat foods from sea and earth, they will walk the dinosaur and as they walk they say, boom boom malacka acka boom walk the flaming dinosaur boom boom malacka acka boom the dinosaur needs to be walked and now john simmons went to the hospital to get an operation on his leg and the money beggars really really beg begging for mercy, begging for fun, kick conservos out on their *** boom, oh yeah boom boom malacka acka boom you see steven bradley has me again, let me out you dreadful man you see i am no longer a cool kid, i have lost my brothers credits because they want me protected you see, why bully me ya stupid old clown shake me up and shake me down graham kennedy is joining new families, oh yeah you see graham kennedy is walking around on earth maybe was william tyrell ya see because since he was abducted his old life graham kennedy said read this poem try and explain the uplifting version of death and bring my spirit back to the earth, cause people hate kids, really, buddy is downgrading yes william tyrell is formerly the aussie entertainer graham kennedy and he needs to be rescued ummmmm ummmmmm, find young william tyrell, PLEASE free the spirit of graham kennedy
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Jun 26, 2015
Jun 26, 2015 at 1:18 AM UTC
graham kennedy is currently william tyrell
hi dudes you see i am a koomarri,. but who gives a **** just like tyler hammond the kid you see he was ******** oh yeah he ****** was and i walk the dinosaur like was not was jump up jump down turn your body around, please baby walk the dinosaur open the door get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur boom boom malacka acka boom, boom boom malacka acka boom walk the flaming dinosaur, walk him up and walk him down, walk him all around this town open the door get on the floor, walk the flaming dinosaur boom boom malacka acka boom walk the dinosaur boom boom malacka acka boom walk the flaming dinosaur you see to the world i look like a hooligan, walk the dinosaur simon said pick ya nose, walk the flaming dinosaur open the door and get on the floor walk the fucken dinosaur boom boom malacka acka boom, walk it up and walk it down party all over tony abbott’s liberal frown ya see buddhists eat foods from sea and earth, they will walk the dinosaur and as they walk they say, boom boom malacka acka boom walk the flaming dinosaur boom boom malacka acka boom the dinosaur needs to be walked and now john simmons went to the hospital to get an operation on his leg and the money beggars really really beg begging for mercy, begging for fun, kick conservos out on their *** boom, oh yeah boom boom malacka acka boom you see steven bradley has me again, let me out you dreadful man you see i am no longer a cool kid, i have lost my brothers credits because they want me protected you see, why bully me ya stupid old clown shake me up and shake me down graham kennedy is joining new families, oh yeah you see graham kennedy is walking around on earth maybe was william tyrell ya see because since he was abducted his old life graham kennedy said read this poem try and explain the uplifting version of death and bring my spirit back to the earth, cause people hate kids, really, buddy is downgrading yes william tyrell is formerly the aussie entertainer graham kennedy and he needs to be rescued ummmmm ummmmmm, find young william tyrell, PLEASE free the spirit of graham kennedy
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With the tightfisted budget now handed down There is a lot of ****** off people in our nation's towns Mr Hockey has hit the taxpayers with a double decker bus High and low income earners put well into a binding truss Revolt in the Senate Chamber is showing on the cards The government will be in receipt of a few shrapnel shards Legislation won't get passed in a timely manner There will be the flying of a double dissolution banner Then the Abbott mob will be well and truly stumped Voters are itching to have the extra tax imposts bumped Canberra shall shortly be in for an enormous rattling Heft taxing has the nation's populous struggling and battling Had the GST been set at fourteen percent and on everything Our tax burden to-day wouldn't be so troubling Government must learn to live within its boundaries As the tax paying public are sickening of all the levees Tax policy is in need of urgent attention too right For parliamentarians don't seem to see our plight Mr Shorten has stated that his mob can fix our woes But his side of politics has not the scent of a rose We are stuck with a budget which has us ******* down And it offers us nothing of the lights in mirthful town The treasury calculator has a very mean spirited spike Twill there ever be a tax regime which we'll all like
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May 16, 2014
May 16, 2014 at 7:54 AM UTC
The Budget
i am a partying in the street ya know i have got my chips and coca cola that is radical i want to be happy don’t you ******* know steve and bill and doff and jill went up the hill to try to catch a party spirit and really party on i liked thew mates i had when i was young they are pretty cool, but i am moving on and so should they yeah that is the way of the world i hate tony abbott that is my opinion, please don’t lock me away he is just a loser can’t ya see everyone is partying in the clubs ya see so mr conservo, get out iof this place for i am the man to boot you out on your *** mr abbott everyone says party party party and forget about the little smarty who come in your life, ***** with your wife yeah partying is more fun than that yeah, i wanna rock and roll all night, and drink every day, a bottle of coke and don’t you doff it down for you to choke party party party get down and ****** party dudes let’s get on with the show, even if it shows partying is fun for people of all ages, yeah mate yeah
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Jul 15, 2015
Jul 15, 2015 at 2:28 AM UTC
partying is fun, better than listening to conservos preach
Abbott is a ****** Abbott is a **** we need to get the country together to boot him out on his *** you see Abbott is a stupid clot who doesn’t care for the poor he needs money so he grabs money to the poor peoples expense Abbott really doesn’t get it does he the poor are in trouble what does he care enough to give them a home in a clothing bin while he has a mansion to live in I hate Mr Tony Abbott, he is a rich arrogant ***** I prefer Bill shorten at least he cares but the country is liberalated Abbott is a dodger of questions about the united nations when they see him enter the country there is definatlely no celebration there is these words that are said but Abbott ignores them like the **** that he is Abbott is coward, Abbott is a **** is Canberra ever going to get better, not with Abbott they won’t i know the labor run Canberra, but they have to run it past Abbott the fed i call abbott the fed up brigade, everyone is fed up with him Come on Australia vote for Shorten in the next election look what rudd and gillard did, gave the poor money I know the liberals say they put us in debt, but i don’t agree i think labor care so Abbott is a ****** Abbott is a **** come on Australia note him out right off his ***
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Jun 14, 2015
Jun 14, 2015 at 4:19 AM UTC
i hate tony abbott, it's just me
silly kids oh silly kids are so stupid kids, asking me, the wrong person to be put in a team oh yeah i was coming out of woolies with my chocolate and my drinks and the kids asked me to sign them up for the magpies just because i had a magpies t shirt on he was a poor poor kid, whose parents don’t give a **** about him but really i don’t know how i can help him because he wanted to play footy, well, what boy doesn’t well, probably he is teasing me, but i think he is a poor kid suffering under, tony, fucken abbotts, wing and this kid needs to be given a go, but i think he was weird ya see because i am just the bbq man, and i have no authority to put him in a team i love life, and i hate men who bully, any kind of bullying i don’t want to get bullied, I’m just want to do my art and eat chicken wings, and go on outings with people i know i hate what the young dudes used to say to me, they were horrible to me, i was a nice person, never put a foot wrong that kid was under a spell from tony abbott or ronnie biggs and ted bunny yeah it could be cosmic, or he might really want to play for the magpies magpies club there is a kid on hawker who wants to play for the club ok dudes give him a go 4 it
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Mar 7, 2015
Mar 7, 2015 at 1:51 AM UTC
give the hawker kid a go, mr fucken abbott
Into the heavens your soul shall soar An Angel of Gods chosen flight For from goodness comes eternal life Peace be with you tonight. A face that will never be forgotten His music, from his heart, did play Such a tragic and overwhelming loss Of this soulful musician today. Though life is never what we expect Lived from day to day Sometimes we question what God does Though we should except it come what may. Through all the trials and tribulations Even heartache and tears We must remember that you are an Angel now Walking home without any fears. When your thoughts carry you away Look to the sky and see The soulful musician looking back at you An Angel of God, now, is HE. In loving memory of "Dimebag" Darrell Abbott (Dec. 08 2004)
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Jul 10, 2010
Jul 10, 2010 at 8:08 PM UTC
Soulful Musician
Without you, I don't make any sense; Like macaroni noodles without cheese, or Tweedledum without Tweedledee, Like Abbott without Costello, or a lemon that isn't yellow, Like Chip without Dale, or a ship with no sails, Like Rocky without Bullwinkle, or Simon without Garfunkel, Like Yin without Yang, or Zig without Zag, Likeasentencewithoutspaces, I'd be lost without your embraces.
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Mar 22, 2011
Mar 22, 2011 at 8:41 PM UTC
Sentencewithoutspaces
Boris likes to stroke his Mogg Merkel loves a hot Macron David Davis hates to Barnier Keir Starmer gels with Garnier May adores her slimy Gove While Corbyn woos the Abbott Liz Truss? Such angry sourpuss Herself to champion loudly fuss And Greening's not for leaning Against the Brexit so opposed Sajid wants a blimp of Trump Which has given Donald the **** Whilst in the gilt historic chair We’ve a bent partisanal ****** Cash grabbing John the squeaker Bercow! How in hell are you still Speaker? Now when speaking of selfish greed Travel. Duck houses. Second homes, and such Let’s remember; as not to would be unfair That glib arrogant war-monger; Blair I’ve had enough of all of them The Blunts. The Hunts. The useless… Pieces of flotsam and jetsom Don’t even start me on Leadsom! ©pofacedpoetry (Billy Reynard-Bowness 2018 – All rights reserved)
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Aug 24, 2018
Aug 24, 2018 at 8:14 AM UTC
TO LAMPOON THE BUFFOONS
Dorothy Gale, all freckled and pale Was asleep in her gingham print nighty When a ****** great twister enveloped the vista And blew like the good lord almighty It ripped up the grass and it took out the glass As it lifted the house from position And a blow to the head from the post of her bed Put young Dorothy out of commission She awoke with a fright as she fell from a height Landing squarely on somebody's gran She emerged from indoors to a round of applause And her journey had surely began The people of Aus (because that's where she was) Gave her hazy but helpful directions She should hastily wander the road over yonder To reach Tony before the elections So she took to the road from her former abode In her quest to get back to her folk She aquired some mates, all in similar straits Or the **** of a practical joke A man made of straw was quite hard to ignore With a lion quite lacking in guts And a fella whose skin was constructed from tin Held together with rivets and nuts Such adventures they had, though I think you'll be glad That I've cut to the crux of the rhyme Where a meeting was set, their request would be met To meet Tony in ten minutes time They arrived and were greeted, quite comfortably seated It was then Mr Abbott appeared He regretted to say, to their growing dismay That their wishes had not all been cleared "As I haven't a heart" he was heard to impart "then the tin man is leaving with jack" "And I'm gutless as well" he was careful to tell "So the lion can hurry on back" "And I've also no brain, so it's no once again" "But young lady, your problems are sorted" "You'll be locked up off shore for a month, maybe four "And by christmas, we'll have you deported" By Ben the Poet
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Feb 26, 2015
Feb 26, 2015 at 8:05 PM UTC
The Lizard of Aus
Dorothy Gale, all freckled and pale Was asleep in her gingham print nighty When a ****** great twister enveloped the vista And blew like the good lord almighty It ripped up the grass and it took out the glass As it lifted the house from position And a blow to the head from the post of her bed Put young Dorothy out of commission She awoke with a fright as she fell from a height Landing squarely on somebody's gran She emerged from indoors to a round of applause And her journey had surely began The people of Aus (because that's where she was) Gave her hazy but helpful directions She should hastily wander the road over yonder To reach Tony before the elections So she took to the road from her former abode In her quest to get back to her folk She aquired some mates, all in similar straits Or the **** of a practical joke A man made of straw was quite hard to ignore With a lion quite lacking in guts And a fella whose skin was constructed from tin Held together with rivets and nuts Such adventures they had, though I think you'll be glad That I've cut to the crux of the rhyme Where a meeting was set, their request would be met To meet Tony in ten minutes time They arrived and were greeted, quite comfortably seated It was then Mr Abbott appeared He regretted to say, to their growing dismay That their wishes had not all been cleared "As I haven't a heart" he was heard to impart "then the tin man is leaving with jack" "And I'm gutless as well" he was careful to tell "So the lion can hurry on back" "And I've also no brain, so it's no once again" "But young lady, your problems are sorted" "You'll be locked up off shore for a month, maybe four "And by christmas, we'll have you deported" By Ben the Poet
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easter is candy easter is candy kids buying candy at the local shop easter is a time for families to gather round and celebrate the resurrection yeah easter is great, easter is cool daddy puts all the easter eggs out in the yard while us kids went to boring church yeah the resurrection rocks we need a parade here in canberra because easter here is very dull easter should be the time to party cause it shows we die and come back to life easter is cool and totally radical dude easter brings life in children’s eyes, when they see the chocolate and it brings love to mummy’s eyes when she found out when you die you come back and easter explains life, easter explains life, easter explains life in so many ways and all the street children who haven’t got a home because right wing governments don’t give a **** easter should bring these children peace and persuade tony abbott to care for them it’s hard as a street person, to like our holidays, it’s hard for them at all because big rich people saying, I WANT MONEY I WANT MONEY that is not what easter is about, it’s about the resurrection of jesus christ and explains the death cycle when you die, you come back to life again as someone else to start another life to live easter is the time of year, to have fun, and munch chocolate HAPPY EASTER DUDES
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Mar 4, 2015
Mar 4, 2015 at 12:54 AM UTC
EASTER EXPLAINS THE DEATH CYCLE, AS A BUDDHIST WOULD
Mr Abbott is backsliding on his election promise he told the electorate there would be no new taxes how gullible us voters were to listen to his rhetoric the right honorable treasurer is going to slap a nice little revenue raiser on the taxpayers the government wants to bring the books back into the black there's a shortfall in the budget's bottom line this is playing vigorously on Mr Abbott's and Mr Hockey's minds the numbers for the budget are all in and the government is out to top up the treasury's income tin
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Apr 30, 2014
Apr 30, 2014 at 8:38 AM UTC
Income Tin
I like to drink, oh yeah I drink a beer at a funeral and remember the dead And all the things that they liked to talk about at the pub Like there is nothing more to life than drinking a whole case of VB I drink a beer at a wedding of my best mate Saying that I remember when you were knee high to a grasshopper And you tried to give me advice about the dangers of binge drinking Yeah, I told ya, but I still drink it, and so did you, mind you I drink a beer at work, when the boss ain't watching Yes, that was very fun, yes, it was, we never got caught I drink a beer for Australia winning in the cricket And, boy did I get ****** that night I drink a beer at the tennis this year, And I made a toast to Djokovic, when he won the Aussie open 3 years in a row I drink a beer for the Sydney Swans, and to Malceski for winning Them the 2012 grand final I drank a beer for the bulldogs in the rugby league But the storm ****** beat us, oh no, I can't understand Maybe it was the referee I drink a beer to The Australian labor party Yeah let's keep Tony Abbott out, yes that will be cool, go Julia I drink a beer for my best mate, who was robbed last night And I drink a beer, to remind myself that it was me That warned him, not to hang with losers like him I drink a beer to the weather for being nice to me So I can go out and drink a beer to everyone in the world And most of all I will drink a beer only when the weather is dry First sight of rain, I go home and next time it's dry, mate I will drink another beer, to the good and bad things in my life Yes, I love to drink, oh yeah
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Jan 2, 2015
Jan 2, 2015 at 6:59 AM UTC
australians drink beer
I like to drink, oh yeah I drink a beer at a funeral and remember the dead And all the things that they liked to talk about at the pub Like there is nothing more to life than drinking a whole case of VB I drink a beer at a wedding of my best mate Saying that I remember when you were knee high to a grasshopper And you tried to give me advice about the dangers of binge drinking Yeah, I told ya, but I still drink it, and so did you, mind you I drink a beer at work, when the boss ain't watching Yes, that was very fun, yes, it was, we never got caught I drink a beer for Australia winning in the cricket And, boy did I get ****** that night I drink a beer at the tennis this year, And I made a toast to Djokovic, when he won the Aussie open 3 years in a row I drink a beer for the Sydney Swans, and to Malceski for winning Them the 2012 grand final I drank a beer for the bulldogs in the rugby league But the storm ****** beat us, oh no, I can't understand Maybe it was the referee I drink a beer to The Australian labor party Yeah let's keep Tony Abbott out, yes that will be cool, go Julia I drink a beer for my best mate, who was robbed last night And I drink a beer, to remind myself that it was me That warned him, not to hang with losers like him I drink a beer to the weather for being nice to me So I can go out and drink a beer to everyone in the world And most of all I will drink a beer only when the weather is dry First sight of rain, I go home and next time it's dry, mate I will drink another beer, to the good and bad things in my life Yes, I love to drink, oh yeah
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Abbott J Hardison e e z I think I disappoint my family, Every time I Be abbreviating my middle name. u t At least I'm working to get my name known, So when I sign 'J.' people will wonder what it is.
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Feb 9, 2025
Feb 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM UTC
J.
with Soviet war ships sitting off Australia's North Coast the Russian President is making no idle boast shirt fronting is a phrase he doesn't like to hear that is why he's boated in the heavy artillery gear a more diplomatic approach by Mr Abbott should've been employed instead of using a lexicon which so badly annoyed in all matters relating to foreign affairs the participants must exercise more stringent lingual care for if a wrong word is uttered woes can come to pass which may ignite tensions and cause an impasse
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Nov 13, 2014
Nov 13, 2014 at 5:09 PM UTC
Impasse
Some say I’m over weight- while some say I’m fat. I say I’m big ***** - my doctor told me that. What does weight matter? - does it mean I can’t love? I was made this way - by GOD up above. My brother is tall and thin- they say he’s bones and skin. Why does weight matter? Can any of us ever win ! They say when we walk down the street We look like ABBOTT and COSTELLO He looks like a bamboo stick While I look like a cello. We’ve learned how to accept the jeers And to control our rages and emotions For “IN GOD” we put our devotion. Love lives in any size bodies! Big or small, short or tall GOD has given love to all. Why do people love to criticize and find Fault with every one, when they themselves Have faults , which can not be undone. When I was growing up , there was a saying For both fat and thin, and no matter which way you put it Both sides would always win. They would say : the closer the meat to the bone the sweeter it is And: the more the meat, the better the treat. So to all you criticizers ! We will not be put down. For you are the one who walks with the heavy crown. © L. RAMS
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Oct 3, 2012
Oct 3, 2012 at 9:08 PM UTC
DON'T BE PUT DOWN
the election campaign is at the mid-way point and news poll says it's Abbott we'll anoint Rudd's electioneering hasn't sparked much interest of his expensive policies the voters want to divest soon we'll be turning off the Labor Party's light we've had an adequate sufficiency of their blight installing the Liberals in parliament will put things right we've tired of the present governments turbulent flight the nation's finances have quickly dwindled away none of the Labor mob saved a penny for a rainy day our finances are in need of some urgent attention at least the Liberals are into monetary retention there is a feeling that change is going to take place which shall give the nation a fresh Prime Ministerial face we are desirous of a policy direction which is sound for the past five years there's been precious little of it around to be shod of Rudd and his Labor cohorts shall be grand they've not governed the country with a very reliable hand we're chomping at the bit for the September seven date then we'll send a ballot message to Abbott we want you mate
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Aug 28, 2013
Aug 28, 2013 at 7:23 PM UTC
We Want You Mate (Political Poem)
hum...habit...hic...abbott woozy celebrating with British Royal Family and...hub bout red dee to take a snoozy sup...par'n...this poet fur...hib bit..bing a lil oozy. Now this raggedy man whilst deep in sleep this past night what felt like galactic body fell upon ma slumbering heap affecting immediate fear lest worst nightmare, would crush with might but lo…just then zee spouse plunked herself with unconsciousness deep unable to recapture pleasant dreams well nigh past day light. So...rather than emit shrieks like some angry birds the idea arose to attempt poem to express discombobulated state whereby grey matter feels similar to thick whey curds palliative sans restorative power per rest will clear muddled pate thick with grogginess and marauding herds of mailer daemons worse than unsuitable mate or a world wide web filled with nerds thus lethargy purged via catharsis with forming words that follow rhyming pattern to convey mood = to a synonym for turds. respite from a cat nap as tonic no lion here can spell relief and serve as balm with pillowed temptress ever near beckons softly inviting calm before this human goes a berserk manic tear being revisited from haunts inside head of this scrivener caught by men in white coats strait jacketing this maniac in tattered under wear whose ***** by the way oh about the size of an average palm yet taut for witnessing deux score plus eighteen mortal year.
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May 19, 2018
May 19, 2018 at 6:46 PM UTC
Roy L. T. Canard, Si?
Mr Abbott hasn't a snowball's chance in hell Of getting the Senate to pass his tax sell The numbers are stacked well against him Passing this legislation is looking rather slim He's been all around the country selling his pitch But the electorate thinks its a son of a *****   Pressure is building up in government ranks They know they'll receive a whipping to the flanks Opposing senators don't want a bar of the bill Within the next few months they'll be a spill A double dissolution election shall clear the air That will surely sort out what is and isn't fair The voters require utmost sanity to prevail As they've taken enough of Abbott's rude mail The conundrum in parliament must be attended to For it is causing one heck of a hullabaloo
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Jun 12, 2014
Jun 12, 2014 at 9:45 PM UTC
Hullabaloo
The 19 murdered and martyred children and the 2 murdered and martyred teachers who taught them in Ulvade, Texas were a collective Christ. They, like, Christ, were crucified, but by an endless stream of raging bullets that pierced their hearts and souls, killing all of them. **** Trump, Cowards Cruz and Abbott, and other members of the American Fascistist Party (formerly the Republican Party) also used the same trigger that has now murdered and martyred thousands and thousands and thousands of Americans. Indeed, all other members of the American Fascist Party have implicitly been pulling the same trigger. The Second Amendment was drafted and ratified to protect the right of all citizens of the United States of America to possess legally muskets, not AR 15s. America is now apparently not only dumb, but also, and most egregiously, numb. TOD HOWARD HAWKS
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May 26, 2022
May 26, 2022 at 12:09 PM UTC
A COLLECTIVE CHRIST