Even when walking
Backwards you still get a bit
Of mud on your shoes.
I held out my hand
And caught all the drops of rain
While you danced in joy.
I laughed in her face
When she told me that she was
Afraid of my dog.
I stood in the dirt
Looking for the picture of
You I didn't burn.
Girl in the black dress
Turns to girl in the red dress
And sticks out her tongue.
The car pulled up and
Out stepped a man wearing a
Better tie than mine.
America has
Exhausted her options and
Now looks to the east.
The elderly sing
With no inhibition for
More days like once were.
As the day passes,
Sunlight crawls across my floor
But can't quite reach me.
I dug up your bones.
They did not resemble you.
So I put them back.
Crouching at the shore,
My reflection reached out and
Carried me to sea.
The toilet was clogged -
That's why, instead, I chose to
**** in your sock drawer.
This really happened:
A cow jumped over the moon.
Can you believe it?
Called up my mother,
Told her, "Don't wait up for me."
She did anyway.
So many noises.
So many people outside.
So many secrets.
I removed her pants
And looked in her eyes and vi-
olently farted.
She put on her pants,
Spit in my eye, and then she
Galloped to the door.
