Greetings from your Christmas cards
Your perfect lawn and two car garage
Aren't you all such a perfect family?
Thinking no one can see underneath
Father would you like to tell
Us all about the girl you sometimes see
Your juvenile adultery
Go look back the photo albums
You will see happy time smiles
Of people trying to keep it together
But falling apart all the while
Now am I right or am I right?
So am I right or am I right?
About the daughter who sleeps around
And the one tracked minded boys she goes down on
Go to the house
Don't call it home, with a camera
And take snap shots of behind the scenes
And see sadden home that cannot get sadder
Lets go to the beach on a sunny day
And unwind for a bit
Forget your ***** up son
And all the drugs he's done
Lets go to the park for some fresh air
And relax for a second
Let go of the hate you have for your wife
And her matriarchal grip she has on your life
Lets go for a drive take the top down
And enjoy the moment
Continue to deny and repress
Your parent's deaths and your lack of success
Just drink your whiskey and muddle through
Pray to your God, if he's even listening to you
Broken and divided
They're a happy family
Just pour out a few more "I love you's"
And regret ever saying "I do"
Broken and divided
They're a happy family
Blood is thicker than water but you're thirsty
Blood is thicker than water but you're thirsty
Blood is thicker than water but you're thirsty
Blood is thicker than water but you're thirsty