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"tarzan" poems
The great hanging weak **** of India on the map The Fingernail of Malaya The Wall of China The Korea Ti-Pousse Thumb The Salamander Japan the Okinawa Moon Spot The Pacific The Back of Hawaiian Mountains coconuts Kines, balconies, Ah Tarzan- And D W Griffith the great American Director Strolling down disgruntled Hollywood Lane - to toot Nebraska, Indian Village New York, Atlantis, Rome, Peleus and Melisander, And swans of ***** Spots of foam on the ocean
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10th Chorus Mexico City Blues
I’m not good at being forward I have this habit of becoming disordered I let my emotions change the color of my sleeve In my aspirations I hope to find belief I walk through jungles and rainforests Once in a while I see through the canopy Into the skies of my memories And request that stars dance to the rhythm of us I keep them alive to avoid the gathering of dust My memories, caught in the Pensieve of your eyes Have ignored all the times I told myself lies I may not be your ideal Superman But I’d accept Peter Pan if you’ll go with me to Neverland I’ve rarely been so captivated by a girl Sure, Zooey Deschanel is quirky in New Girl And Emma Watson bewitched me from the start Anna Kendrick was perfect in Pitch Perfect Alex Morgan is the luckiest 13 I’ve ever seen But I choose you! To fill my canteen You quench my thirst when the loneliness dries me I was not made to walk in a desert My heart is an amphibian Living like a Floridian in the ice-cold tundra we call Rexburg You still need the sun, no matter how much it snows I’ll trudge on in the jungle; dormant in the night I’ll carry on with you in mind, until the time is right Once I’ve faced death, or even a spider Then, I think I’ll top the greats; George of the Jungle, Aslan, Mogly, Tarzan, Batman, Peter Pan, Harry Potter, Genghis Kahn, Michael… Jackson or Jordan They’re all kings and I’ll be in their league As I shake off the fatigue and find courage in you To make it through the awkward moment of simply saying “You’re a real kind of gorgeous” In that chorus, played on my rhythm of heartbeats I found my way out of the back streets From deep in the jungle I’ve come to know as Fear A jungle that disappears when your presence is near Sometimes I have to stop walking, stop thinking I feel like I’m on the verge of something spectacular Anything normal might ruin that
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Oct 27, 2012
Oct 27, 2012 at 11:14 PM UTC
On the Verge of Spectacular
I’m not good at being forward I have this habit of becoming disordered I let my emotions change the color of my sleeve In my aspirations I hope to find belief I walk through jungles and rainforests Once in a while I see through the canopy Into the skies of my memories And request that stars dance to the rhythm of us I keep them alive to avoid the gathering of dust My memories, caught in the Pensieve of your eyes Have ignored all the times I told myself lies I may not be your ideal Superman But I’d accept Peter Pan if you’ll go with me to Neverland I’ve rarely been so captivated by a girl Sure, Zooey Deschanel is quirky in New Girl And Emma Watson bewitched me from the start Anna Kendrick was perfect in Pitch Perfect Alex Morgan is the luckiest 13 I’ve ever seen But I choose you! To fill my canteen You quench my thirst when the loneliness dries me I was not made to walk in a desert My heart is an amphibian Living like a Floridian in the ice-cold tundra we call Rexburg You still need the sun, no matter how much it snows I’ll trudge on in the jungle; dormant in the night I’ll carry on with you in mind, until the time is right Once I’ve faced death, or even a spider Then, I think I’ll top the greats; George of the Jungle, Aslan, Mogly, Tarzan, Batman, Peter Pan, Harry Potter, Genghis Kahn, Michael… Jackson or Jordan They’re all kings and I’ll be in their league As I shake off the fatigue and find courage in you To make it through the awkward moment of simply saying “You’re a real kind of gorgeous” In that chorus, played on my rhythm of heartbeats I found my way out of the back streets From deep in the jungle I’ve come to know as Fear A jungle that disappears when your presence is near Sometimes I have to stop walking, stop thinking I feel like I’m on the verge of something spectacular Anything normal might ruin that
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This is not poetry This simply spoken on earthen tombs Or was it tomes Or was that tunes If it was then it wasn't Because the past is the future and the present is but a thinned out pancake of a reality Double bongo tulip termination Implied with the finger-ly pleasure Upon my love's blackened buttons Drunkenness sensibility declining reeling sealing the post-operative convolution of Tarzan's missing breath Target, TARGET, (target) Reckless love leapin' side' a train-station tumor
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Dec 28, 2013
Dec 28, 2013 at 10:29 PM UTC
Spartan Nightmare
This is a song to celebrate banks, Because they are full of money and you go into them and all you hear is clinks and clanks, Or maybe a sound like the wind in the trees on the hills, Which is the rustling of the thousand dollar bills. Most bankers dwell in marble halls, Which they get to dwell in because they encourage deposits and discourage withdrawals, And particularly because they all observe one rule which woe betides the banker who fails to heed it, Which is you must never lend any money to anybody unless they don't need it. I know you, you cautious conservative banks! If people are worried about their rent it is your duty to deny them the loan of one nickel, yes, even one copper engraving of the martyred son of the late Nancy Hanks; Yes, if they request fifty dollars to pay for a baby you must look at them like Tarzan looking at an uppity ape in the jungle, And tell them what do they think a bank is, anyhow, they had better go get the money from their wife's aunt or ungle. But suppose people come in and they have a million and they want another million to pile on top of it, Why, you brim with the milk of human kindness and you urge them to accept every drop of it, And you lend them the million so then they have two million and this gives them the idea that they would be better off with four, So they already have two million as security so you have no hesitation in lending them two more, And all the vice-presidents nod their heads in rhythm, And the only question asked is do the borrowers want the money sent or do they want to take it withm. Because I think they deserve our appreciation and thanks, the ********* who go around saying that health and happi- ness are everything and money isn't essential, Because as soon as they have to borrow some unimportant money to maintain their health and happiness they starve to death so they can't go around any more sneering at good old money, which is nothing short of providential.
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Bankers Are Just Like Anybody Else, Except Richer
This is a song to celebrate banks, Because they are full of money and you go into them and all you hear is clinks and clanks, Or maybe a sound like the wind in the trees on the hills, Which is the rustling of the thousand dollar bills. Most bankers dwell in marble halls, Which they get to dwell in because they encourage deposits and discourage withdrawals, And particularly because they all observe one rule which woe betides the banker who fails to heed it, Which is you must never lend any money to anybody unless they don't need it. I know you, you cautious conservative banks! If people are worried about their rent it is your duty to deny them the loan of one nickel, yes, even one copper engraving of the martyred son of the late Nancy Hanks; Yes, if they request fifty dollars to pay for a baby you must look at them like Tarzan looking at an uppity ape in the jungle, And tell them what do they think a bank is, anyhow, they had better go get the money from their wife's aunt or ungle. But suppose people come in and they have a million and they want another million to pile on top of it, Why, you brim with the milk of human kindness and you urge them to accept every drop of it, And you lend them the million so then they have two million and this gives them the idea that they would be better off with four, So they already have two million as security so you have no hesitation in lending them two more, And all the vice-presidents nod their heads in rhythm, And the only question asked is do the borrowers want the money sent or do they want to take it withm. Because I think they deserve our appreciation and thanks, the ********* who go around saying that health and happi- ness are everything and money isn't essential, Because as soon as they have to borrow some unimportant money to maintain their health and happiness they starve to death so they can't go around any more sneering at good old money, which is nothing short of providential.
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You use my ribs as your monkey bars To make your xylophonic melody Tarzan would be proud, I'm sure You're doing well at the expense of me Perhaps I've got a playground heart And that is what I am meant to be
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Dec 4, 2014
Dec 4, 2014 at 4:41 PM UTC
Monkey Bar Ribs
You reasonless hate me in manner devoid of vogue, Coz you are threatened by my skin color, Utterly refusing to appreciate my melanin humanity Your faith lulls you that I am a Tarzan, Dwindling away from humanity, My poetry to you is only bombshell Of dangerously  vulpine civilization, You solace yourself in your miss-audience to me, Wistful in your hearty that your detest for me Will become a force enough to counter my being, You are very wrong my brother, Goofing in full measure of your idiosyncrasy In its present grammar of dance banquet, I only pity you  as none will ever be able to  heal you To  free you  from your silly bug of desperate racism.
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Apr 3, 2014
Apr 3, 2014 at 10:22 AM UTC
WHO WILL HEAL YOU FROM YOUR BUG OF RACISM?
It’s astonishing how you knock me off my feet Enrapture spoken, sentiments we savor as we greet A relishing secret catered for me, my needs, as we mental feast It’s getting harder and harder to breathe Echoes turning, twisting, as they blissfully weave I wish I could take a journey through your mind Dine on the emotions you refuse to hide Cautionary pause, where are you, do you no longer reside Tempting fate of awakening emotions dancing inside my head Fools rush in where Angels fear to tread Dreams of roses, chocolates, wine, a silk covered bed Beautiful images of a love to be shared Where feelings could suddenly vanish into thin air No safety net, no sure bet, hotter than July, to have let Nurses cannot heal thyself I need a quick cure from sipping the tale of Sleeping Beauty’s lover’s cup SOS smoke signals has been sent up Rescue me Destiny, Fate knows I cannot swim Horde of feelings have quickly flooded in Melody of the heart sounds sweeter than the violin No shore, no dry land State of mind standing upon quicksand Tarzan swing me from your vine, refuge needed in this moment in time I need an escape from this deep ocean of carnal designs Mind management, intoxicating as sweet wine, softly trickling from off a grape vine You’ll be the one who brings the pain Bring the umbrella in the pouring rain You’ll be the one who makes me cry Bring me the tissue to dry my eyes You’ll be the one my heart can’t deny Sending my body beyond pleasure while entwined in the sky Whispers in time are arresting, strong Tarzan embrace me, cocoon me with an escape song As I tightly hold onto your body as we swing in ecstasy all night long
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Sep 7, 2018
Sep 7, 2018 at 9:58 AM UTC
Tarzan
It’s astonishing how you knock me off my feet Enrapture spoken, sentiments we savor as we greet A relishing secret catered for me, my needs, as we mental feast It’s getting harder and harder to breathe Echoes turning, twisting, as they blissfully weave I wish I could take a journey through your mind Dine on the emotions you refuse to hide Cautionary pause, where are you, do you no longer reside Tempting fate of awakening emotions dancing inside my head Fools rush in where Angels fear to tread Dreams of roses, chocolates, wine, a silk covered bed Beautiful images of a love to be shared Where feelings could suddenly vanish into thin air No safety net, no sure bet, hotter than July, to have let Nurses cannot heal thyself I need a quick cure from sipping the tale of Sleeping Beauty’s lover’s cup SOS smoke signals has been sent up Rescue me Destiny, Fate knows I cannot swim Horde of feelings have quickly flooded in Melody of the heart sounds sweeter than the violin No shore, no dry land State of mind standing upon quicksand Tarzan swing me from your vine, refuge needed in this moment in time I need an escape from this deep ocean of carnal designs Mind management, intoxicating as sweet wine, softly trickling from off a grape vine You’ll be the one who brings the pain Bring the umbrella in the pouring rain You’ll be the one who makes me cry Bring me the tissue to dry my eyes You’ll be the one my heart can’t deny Sending my body beyond pleasure while entwined in the sky Whispers in time are arresting, strong Tarzan embrace me, cocoon me with an escape song As I tightly hold onto your body as we swing in ecstasy all night long
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see little Tommy no, you can’t see him in the trolley - like a monkey or a possum on the tree he’s well-hidden so expert, as mom pushes the trolley through the aisles And then nimbly he crawls out and hangs by the handle feet on the brackets still hidden and suddenly drops on the floor light as baby Tarzan And Mom says: “Tommy!” and Tommy laughs and climbs back into the trolley like a little Alexander on a metal Bucephalus and there he stands commandeering the trolley: “Cheese, mum! Lollies! Lollies!” And Mum says to Little Tommy: “Shhh! Shhh! Shhh!” But little Tommy he’s the Master and Commander and pirate but mostly the monkey on the shopping trolley down the aisles and down the corridors and the food court sliding and jumping and hiding in his fantasy world of the trolley see little Tommy - no, you can’t see him in the trolley like a monkey or a possum on the tree he’s well-hidden so expert in the trolley he so happily commands
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Sep 11, 2012
Sep 11, 2012 at 9:01 AM UTC
little Tommy in the trolley
Which variation do you choose to throttle blows Squeeze your nostril collect that head fluid Your mental eradicates nasal liquid Nose running swinging like a bungee jump Panicking searching for the tissue clump Dangling like the Tarzan on a jungle vine Hand eye coordination catch that snot on time My nose got that stutter drip Watch when i sneeze flying lighting manumits When the nose pouring stops I was only dreaming pops
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Apr 12, 2014
Apr 12, 2014 at 12:15 PM UTC
Running Nose
Which variation do you choose to throttle blows Squeeze your nostril collect that head fluid Your mental eradicates nasal liquid Nose running like a bungee jump Panicking searching for the tissue clump Dangling like Tarzan on a jungle vine Hand eye coordination catch that snot on time My nose got that stutter drip Watch when I sneeze flying lightning manumits When the nose pouring stops I realise I was only dreaming pops
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Apr 1, 2014
Apr 1, 2014 at 7:08 PM UTC
Running Nose
Swiftly, I soared with Tarzan level agility. Up in the air only a couple of feet, barefoot flying in my grandparents garage out in a town so small it should just be called country. A leap imagining I am flying fiercely, daydreaming then landing. A piercing pain pressing through the first foot I landed on. I looked down shocked to see a pointed top of a rusted ***** staring up at me right through my foot without a shoe. Thus, the adventure ended with a wounded warrior under ten stumbling back in to my grandparents’ house after pulling that pain in my foot out.
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Sep 25, 2018
Sep 25, 2018 at 10:19 AM UTC
Untitled-4.
they keep missing this one in all the TV and cinema versions they make and re-make of Tarzan; so it’s really my duty to set the record straight Tarzan was running uninhibited (that’s before Jane arrived) and Jumbo the elephant looked at Tarzan and looked him up and down and Jumbo the elephant said to Tarzan: *“That’s cute what you got dangling down there - but can you pick peanuts with it?”*
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Nov 24, 2012
Nov 24, 2012 at 6:37 AM UTC
Tarzan, the missing tale
Have you ever watched a wild horse’s rage when they try to tame it in? Or ever watched a wild leopard fight back, when they Try to steal it’s skin? Have you ever watched a lion’s fierce roar, when they try to cage it in? Like the wild, leave me.wild child. My love flow like  rivers, It comes deep as the seas. My emotions can be contagiously calming but can change like the ties of a raging sea. I don't know where I am going, but I know where I been, I desire to live like the wild, I rebell when cage in. Living to be free, Independent spirit of a loner wolf. Jane to Tarzan? yea... I would live like them if I could. Wishes to be unconstrained by society.  How could I be put in a box. When you have courage like a lion an strength of an ox. Can not be compared to a thing, or an ordinary human being. Gypsy by heart, obsession for freedom, born bohemian Queen. Though control over others can be a blessing, more of a curse. When flesh and ego bound by unresolved past, turns me into the worse. But my awareness of it all, picks me up from the fall. and leads me back to soul, when I hear divinity call. Ancestors guide me,Truth in the stars. Moon child in chart. Pisces in sun. scorpio by ascendant, Venus ram thrives, I see God in the sun. My soul is undefined, Old fashioned and style. Mind me like nature and love me like the wild. Have you ever watched a wild horse’s rage when they try to tame it in? Or ever watched a wild leopard fight back, when they Try to steal it’s skin? Have you ever watched a lion’s fierce roar, when they try to cage it in? Like the wild, leave me.wild child.
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Jan 22, 2016
Jan 22, 2016 at 10:59 PM UTC
WILD CHILD
Have you ever watched a wild horse’s rage when they try to tame it in? Or ever watched a wild leopard fight back, when they Try to steal it’s skin? Have you ever watched a lion’s fierce roar, when they try to cage it in? Like the wild, leave me.wild child. My love flow like  rivers, It comes deep as the seas. My emotions can be contagiously calming but can change like the ties of a raging sea. I don't know where I am going, but I know where I been, I desire to live like the wild, I rebell when cage in. Living to be free, Independent spirit of a loner wolf. Jane to Tarzan? yea... I would live like them if I could. Wishes to be unconstrained by society.  How could I be put in a box. When you have courage like a lion an strength of an ox. Can not be compared to a thing, or an ordinary human being. Gypsy by heart, obsession for freedom, born bohemian Queen. Though control over others can be a blessing, more of a curse. When flesh and ego bound by unresolved past, turns me into the worse. But my awareness of it all, picks me up from the fall. and leads me back to soul, when I hear divinity call. Ancestors guide me,Truth in the stars. Moon child in chart. Pisces in sun. scorpio by ascendant, Venus ram thrives, I see God in the sun. My soul is undefined, Old fashioned and style. Mind me like nature and love me like the wild. Have you ever watched a wild horse’s rage when they try to tame it in? Or ever watched a wild leopard fight back, when they Try to steal it’s skin? Have you ever watched a lion’s fierce roar, when they try to cage it in? Like the wild, leave me.wild child.
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i I kind of knew in the back of my mind that there was more to come ii An urgent message rings through the streets "The Romans are at the gates!" As soon as the news reaches the house giant catapults start to pound the roofs with rocks. iii Hoovering out the cat hairs scrubbing out the loo iv The woman put her sad moon-face in at the window of the car. "You be good," she said. "Yes, Momma," they said. She slung her purse over her shoulder and walked away. v Being James Bond in miniature is way cooler than being a wizard. vi The park grew wild and where we played football the grass was torn by the bombs vii At the time everyone thought that Elizabeth planned to capture Mary. viii I'm so excited I could burst It's this cracking idea I've had It's been worrying me away for weeks It all started, you see, When I was showing some of my students Where Greenland was on a map. iix Unbelievably, the brown square is identical to the yellow square ix All us friends and relatives are told to sit at the back mind coats and bags knowing our way in the dark x Mum glared at Dad. How many times do I have to tell you that the twins are called James and Rebecca; not Cheese and Tomato? Granny shook her head. xi The hard work hopefully won't end and we will stick together no matter what xii Experimental native style knows no boundaries xiii The fire detectors are fitted at regular intervals along the tunnel xiv As an adult Tarzan is once again faced with the question of belonging when he first meets humans and discovers creatures who look like himself. xv My heart misses a beat. The girls have seen me in my bikini. They all gather around looking and laughing at the sight. How embarrassing! It is a long way down.
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Jan 11, 2012
Jan 11, 2012 at 11:34 AM UTC
Cut-up Poems by 10-year-olds
i I kind of knew in the back of my mind that there was more to come ii An urgent message rings through the streets "The Romans are at the gates!" As soon as the news reaches the house giant catapults start to pound the roofs with rocks. iii Hoovering out the cat hairs scrubbing out the loo iv The woman put her sad moon-face in at the window of the car. "You be good," she said. "Yes, Momma," they said. She slung her purse over her shoulder and walked away. v Being James Bond in miniature is way cooler than being a wizard. vi The park grew wild and where we played football the grass was torn by the bombs vii At the time everyone thought that Elizabeth planned to capture Mary. viii I'm so excited I could burst It's this cracking idea I've had It's been worrying me away for weeks It all started, you see, When I was showing some of my students Where Greenland was on a map. iix Unbelievably, the brown square is identical to the yellow square ix All us friends and relatives are told to sit at the back mind coats and bags knowing our way in the dark x Mum glared at Dad. How many times do I have to tell you that the twins are called James and Rebecca; not Cheese and Tomato? Granny shook her head. xi The hard work hopefully won't end and we will stick together no matter what xii Experimental native style knows no boundaries xiii The fire detectors are fitted at regular intervals along the tunnel xiv As an adult Tarzan is once again faced with the question of belonging when he first meets humans and discovers creatures who look like himself. xv My heart misses a beat. The girls have seen me in my bikini. They all gather around looking and laughing at the sight. How embarrassing! It is a long way down.
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I've seen criminals act heroic, Heroes walk as thieves, Humans must be at a steady downfall Because all I see are leaves Tarzan stood half monkey, half man Until he let all those apes escape Now he's running with Specter in this primate land. I play mario in a tanooki suit, as a statue would stand Sure he could take on a world of weight, But I still miss the days he wore a cape. See because you only get one master ball to capture, Still unable to catch a politician who isn't a lying ******* I am backed by deep words quoted by Mewtwo Even in minds they create from scratch, they won't believe you. The heartless can swallow your heart whole Leaving your shell cold, walking as a nobody Created as a somebody glitched through the system like Xion When no one remembers your soul what planet would you be on Fighting for a right like Seifer  versus Leon. I am looking at a world frozen like Shiva's diamond dust With Eve pumping through my veins, Getting stronger, selling all the Adam in my clutch. You will never find me, how I look no one knows I'm a master of disguise with a Poppit full of clothes I'm storing all that I know in my roots Collecting memories like wumpa  and paopu fruits Stealing loot from crooks like Captain Hook As time tick-tocks, in time we are all late So follow the white rabbit, this red pill won't wait.
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Mar 2, 2017
Mar 2, 2017 at 11:33 PM UTC
Nerdy Poetry
Baffled this was a question you’d have to ask, I sat tremulous.  I’m insular; I’d be enamored with even the most amorphous love, but I’m not inept, and won’t preclude that answering the question is salient.  And although I’m not taciturn, I’m rarely extemporaneous, so please excuse my need for verbose prose in answering said question. You’re attractive.  Your strong jaw, small chin and cheekbones were sculpted to make your own eyes glow and an artist’s eyes expostulate dreaming of anything else. Don’t dismiss this as delirium, but rather relish this recondite fact—my first crush came in the fifth grade.  It was on a diminutive, outspoken girl, and I was enormous and timid, which developed into a village girl vs. Mowgli, me Tarzan you Jane, King-Kong-Ann Darrow complex.  And although I believe with zealous fervor in your strength, your size still incites the young jungle boy inside me.  And I hope I can say, without being terse, I’m afflicted with a mysterious affinity for red-hair.   Although I could dwell in the obvious all day, I’ll redirect from the blasé. Abandon beats within us both like hearts to the same pulse, we don’t coax smiles, we let them slip, we aspire to happiness like falling of a log. I have to pry open time’s lockbox and plunder the night just to relegate the dawn.  Bliss becomes a tangible ****** making even the most existentially exasperated docile.  Knowledge that every other thought is dominated by one another without it attenuating the magic. Knowing that if all I have to say is it’s raining outside, you want to hear it.  Twenty-one years of my life I thought I’d have to hunt love with a knife but you showed me roaming where you like to wander can wake the irreverent gods.  It’s your superlative honesty that’s only for me; that virile smile in your eyes that bid doubt vacate my mind Knowing that if I went catatonic, one reproving look from you would cause my heart to break and force my hands to put the pieces back before I stopped breathing.  If I could, I’d dawn you like a blanket before every dinner, dusk and dream.  And most importantly, we both like crowns.
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Jun 10, 2011
Jun 10, 2011 at 8:17 AM UTC
What is it about me, besides my vocabulary?
Baffled this was a question you’d have to ask, I sat tremulous.  I’m insular; I’d be enamored with even the most amorphous love, but I’m not inept, and won’t preclude that answering the question is salient.  And although I’m not taciturn, I’m rarely extemporaneous, so please excuse my need for verbose prose in answering said question. You’re attractive.  Your strong jaw, small chin and cheekbones were sculpted to make your own eyes glow and an artist’s eyes expostulate dreaming of anything else. Don’t dismiss this as delirium, but rather relish this recondite fact—my first crush came in the fifth grade.  It was on a diminutive, outspoken girl, and I was enormous and timid, which developed into a village girl vs. Mowgli, me Tarzan you Jane, King-Kong-Ann Darrow complex.  And although I believe with zealous fervor in your strength, your size still incites the young jungle boy inside me.  And I hope I can say, without being terse, I’m afflicted with a mysterious affinity for red-hair.   Although I could dwell in the obvious all day, I’ll redirect from the blasé. Abandon beats within us both like hearts to the same pulse, we don’t coax smiles, we let them slip, we aspire to happiness like falling of a log. I have to pry open time’s lockbox and plunder the night just to relegate the dawn.  Bliss becomes a tangible ****** making even the most existentially exasperated docile.  Knowledge that every other thought is dominated by one another without it attenuating the magic. Knowing that if all I have to say is it’s raining outside, you want to hear it.  Twenty-one years of my life I thought I’d have to hunt love with a knife but you showed me roaming where you like to wander can wake the irreverent gods.  It’s your superlative honesty that’s only for me; that virile smile in your eyes that bid doubt vacate my mind Knowing that if I went catatonic, one reproving look from you would cause my heart to break and force my hands to put the pieces back before I stopped breathing.  If I could, I’d dawn you like a blanket before every dinner, dusk and dream.  And most importantly, we both like crowns.
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eight, nine nine, eight, nine Hello, father, spare me a dime, and pay the mime with five landmines; **** off the bridge if we've got time. Appalachian Yeti-man: set fire to the trashcan. Call me hobo-stan, and if the beard fits grow it. Show it; show me the D. Dentistry, stay with me; Explain for free: "Dichotomy of the mind" thoughtfully, for a time. Robot-o me, Mr. Oregato. Set phasers to **** stunningly. Make fun of he for bad grammar and intellectuality. He dumber; me smarter. She's aderall; I'm martyr. Destroy my innards, Captain. I need them not. She leaves me rot, and he feeds me Scott. Scottie doesn't know that Fiona and me eat him in a van while he's sleeping. Cannibal, call me Hannibal, and she's the Jane to my Tarzan, pulling the fruits of my loom.
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Sep 4, 2013
Sep 4, 2013 at 1:40 AM UTC
Fester
You’re probably wondering why I’m phoning you. It’s a hello call. Not exactly. You’re having a lesbian baby. No, but I am single again. Don’t tell me you dumped that man woman. Mary was the love of my life. She was a brute, she would give tarzan a run for his money. Never mind that, do you remember when I was finding myself. Remember it well, I was entering, you said, I think I’m a lesbian. I know, it was bad timing, but you taught me a lot. So I did, my Cv now reads, think you’re straight, I’ll change that. How would you like to do it again. Okay, you’re beginning to worry me now. No, I realise you can turn people, you have a gift. What do you want to turn into. I want to be a straight lesbian, sort of. I would love to help, but I’m in a relationship. That’s okay, I can wait a week or two. That’s quite funny, see, only lesbians could make jokes like that. I know, I think you can relesbianise me. Are you on drugs or something. No, I liked being in bed with you, you never done anything for me, but I appreciated the effort. Gee thanks, I’ll update my Cv. Think you're straight, I’ll change that, you’ll be a lesbian tomorrow, with straight tendencies. See, that’s what I like about you, you’re never bitter. You did say it was a battle to get me into bed, now I’m offering myself on a plate. I appreciate that, but how does this make you a reborn lesbian. That’s simple, I won't enjoy it with you, then I’ll realise what I’m missing. Do you mean you’ll fake it. Yes, but you won’t know. I won’t. No, I’ll dress provocatively and make all the usual noises. I knew this would happen someday, the twilight zone would come along and take me away to a place where fairies would serenade me with tea and biscuits. Okay, just realised, thats an old folks home. Okay girl, let’s get faking.
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Mar 6, 2016
Mar 6, 2016 at 9:57 AM UTC
The Straight Lesbian.
You’re probably wondering why I’m phoning you. It’s a hello call. Not exactly. You’re having a lesbian baby. No, but I am single again. Don’t tell me you dumped that man woman. Mary was the love of my life. She was a brute, she would give tarzan a run for his money. Never mind that, do you remember when I was finding myself. Remember it well, I was entering, you said, I think I’m a lesbian. I know, it was bad timing, but you taught me a lot. So I did, my Cv now reads, think you’re straight, I’ll change that. How would you like to do it again. Okay, you’re beginning to worry me now. No, I realise you can turn people, you have a gift. What do you want to turn into. I want to be a straight lesbian, sort of. I would love to help, but I’m in a relationship. That’s okay, I can wait a week or two. That’s quite funny, see, only lesbians could make jokes like that. I know, I think you can relesbianise me. Are you on drugs or something. No, I liked being in bed with you, you never done anything for me, but I appreciated the effort. Gee thanks, I’ll update my Cv. Think you're straight, I’ll change that, you’ll be a lesbian tomorrow, with straight tendencies. See, that’s what I like about you, you’re never bitter. You did say it was a battle to get me into bed, now I’m offering myself on a plate. I appreciate that, but how does this make you a reborn lesbian. That’s simple, I won't enjoy it with you, then I’ll realise what I’m missing. Do you mean you’ll fake it. Yes, but you won’t know. I won’t. No, I’ll dress provocatively and make all the usual noises. I knew this would happen someday, the twilight zone would come along and take me away to a place where fairies would serenade me with tea and biscuits. Okay, just realised, thats an old folks home. Okay girl, let’s get faking.
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I want to come up with amendments, But my brains cannot function Because I have spent the last 8 hours Trying to memorize the 2 “I’s” of Lebanese history Irony and Ignorance. I want to fix the world But I was never the handy man; I once broke my mother’s phone Trying to wipe the screen; And frankly, I don’t really know what’s wrong with it. I want to patch my mother’s heart. The bullet in her son’s temple Burnt a hole in her arteries, So every time she inhales She could taste the lead Between her husband’s eyes; Because before the stars collapsed They were just scanning the shelves for skimmed milk; His daughter suffered from diabetes, And before the sun exploded At the bend of a thumb She was hanging from his arms, Jane trying to swing her way But in this movie She never meets Tarzan. His daughter was only 3. A car bomb Can conflagrate From 9,000 up to 27,000 feet per second Both are multiples of 3. A wired van Can carry up to 12,000 pounds Of explosives Also a multiple of 3. On her 3rd birthday She blew 3 candles, And 3 candles were lit- Every night, In between the white roses- Over her grave. I want to breathe Burning tires, I want to bask In blood, I want to think In exchange rates, I want to feel numb; If this is the only way… Is this the only way To survive?
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Jun 24, 2014
Jun 24, 2014 at 6:49 AM UTC
Blaze:
The swing set was an old thing like the brittle bones of an elephant so worn that it had started to forget; that's what her Gramma said, at least. But Calpurnia Gray loved it sat in it till the seat sagged before she sat down inviting her to rest. Calpurnia Gray preferred the city but the suburbs were what she got and the swing set looked over some deep gulch of the woods where even the suburbs ended. Wilderness. It filled her with such strange fantasies of leaping through the trees like an ape tearing off her clothes and chasing down game like some odd Tarzan with cobalt blue painted toe nails. That would be the life for her if only she could go back back to the wilderness on the other side of the suburbs. To the place where concrete monoliths lit up the sky at night and rivers of asphalt carved always changing paths for some intrepid explorer to find a new bookstore or museum or something strange. But Calpurnia didn't have either. She had the suburbs. And the swing set. The swing set that always sat there, that never got away the swing set that was crumbling with time and stagnation but at least it was what she knew.
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May 17, 2013
May 17, 2013 at 9:21 PM UTC
Swing Set
the red-brown color of this rock reminded me of you as the rapids pushed cool air onto my damp skin. the trees here remind me of a jungle.     i would be jane, you tarzan…or        the other way around? i can’t tell today, it’s been that long since i’ve seen you.
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Jun 17, 2012
Jun 17, 2012 at 12:35 PM UTC
River Rocks
1 Why was it that Tarzan only did one loincloth wear? answer: there was no clothes-shop there 2 Do you know Tarzan had a terrible phobia? if you must know---it lasted for a long while- a strong swimmer he was but devastated by this condition as once he was nearly swallowed up by an 8-metre crocodile 3 Bringing home Cheeta the naughty little chimpanzee was the idea of Jane who said to Tarzan--we had enough of each other-- without Cheeta we would go insane! 4 Why was it Tarzan and Jane didn't raise a family? they were fighting the animal-poachers all day long--too busy! 5 Of course Tarzan and Jane lived together in the tree they needed no beds but were content and happy
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Nov 17, 2015
Nov 17, 2015 at 11:02 PM UTC
HUMOUROUS/FRIVOLOUS POEMS (The Tarzan Series)
*Oh! Heaven no back path          To Hell* Those down days bills No Jack and Jill  Up for love of Venus   Going down memory lane Here's to our future Arthritis* *The love walk special treatment   Guilt with love resentment staying resilient Washed up Queen Parliament**   OH! hey  RIP__to VIP Who named my plot Calling all girls last shot Is anyone  Up For Love lovesick from your Ex Or the Fed Ex trucks A big kick in the pants     "Backing Up" words We cannot hold them forever___ They swing like Tarzan Good posture "Mighty Jane Yes we have" Bananas   Where to elope Getting licked through the envelope* Watch your back Engraved love impression Love is healing Do you want to know a secret confession Backing up Love Gods    *Strawberries eye patch      Stay loyal that's a match"  Not getting your money back  I'll be back but he's not     coming back      I'll back your      Wedding steps*   "I Cloud" backup just ******  * Recovery file back up* Slingback Stress-free Wearing  low back The camel-back coffee cup Android never avoid callback*** I wish I was back Pat on the back praise Top notch raise Tree grows in* Brooklyn* How can I back the world up On a tablet Duracell Goes on and on message Can be a bad habit? Somewhere over the     "Rainbow Hobbit" Being a servant a butler Your personal trainer True lover four leaf clover Or writers block Is love always by the clock
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Feb 28, 2019
Feb 28, 2019 at 9:52 AM UTC
Backing Up Love
Tarzan, I really liked the African animals, and sure the freedom of the jungle I guess looking around, I chose the desert island Robinson Crusoe always took me somewhere else the sedate living of it all yes, without the strenuous swinging
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Aug 16, 2014
Aug 16, 2014 at 3:10 PM UTC
Tarzan v Robinson Crusoe