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baygls 4 lyfe Jul 2014
The Race Card: Whether it be in suggesting that anyone who doesn’t vote for him because he is black is probably a republican, or in blaming Bush administration racism on a slow response to Hurricane Katrina, Obama is quite comfortable playing the race card.

2. Anti-Indian: After the Obama campaign released a paper disparaging other candidates for their ties to the Indian-American community, the chairman of the bipartisan US India Political Action Committee, Sanjay Puri, stated that the Obama Campaign was “engaging in the worst kind of anti-Indian American stereotyping.” Of course, Obama denied any hand in the racist document put out by his campaign.

3. Corrupt Buddies: Tony Rezko, a long time friend and fund-raiser for Obama, was indicted last fall on federal charges that accuse him of demanding kickbacks from companies seeking state business. When asked about his friend, Obama said, “I’ve never done any favors for him.” This turned out to be a lie, as evidence turned up proving that Obama had written letters to city and state officials praising Rezko’s business practices.

4. Wal-Mart Ties: While bashing of Wal-Mart’s labor practices in public, Obama has been profiting from their business through the money his wife made as a member of the board of directors for a company that produces food for the mega-corporation.

5. Religious Ties: Is Obama a Muslim? Is he a Christian? Nobody is 100% sure, but it is true that Obama was raised in a Muslim family and at one time attended an Islamic school. He currently claims to be a convert to Christianity, but some are concerned about his Muslim upbringing.

6. Anti-Second Amendment: Obama is one of the most anti-Second Amendment legislators in the country. He supports a ban the sale or transfer of all forms of semi-automatic weapons.

7. Gas-guzzler: Obama might attack American automakers for not making enough environmental friendly automobiles, but when he goes home he drives a gas-guzzling V-8 hemi-powered Chrysler 300.

8. Obama Ringtones: The most annoying campaign tool ever.

9. Obama Girl: I take back what I said about the ringtones. This girl is far more annoying.

10. His Unelectable Name: Barack Hussein Obama, ’nuff said.
Kareena Feb 2015
Today, like many days
My special friend in study hall
Asks me why I am not dating you

He tells me that when we broke up
It broke his heart
Because he loved us being together

So he recently told me
That while he knows
We are with other people

He has been secretly
Or not so secretly
Trying to get us back together

By telling each other
When we are near
In hopes that we will talk

Now, this is extremely embarrassing
Considering I am very awkward around you
And you don't want to see me anyway

But I put up with it
Because I love him
And I know you do too

He told me that he wants us to be together
Because he said he loves me
And he loves you too
Even though you are a "womanizer" who drives a gas guzzler

And he wants the two people
He loves
To love each other

But every time He says this
I have to remind him
That not everything is perfect

Like how he says sometimes Tesla cars catch on fire
Despite their fuel efficiency
And stylish appearance

And even though University of Kentucky
Has an amazing basketball team
They still have 92% coal emissions
Only if you know him, you will understand
Derek May 2015
my heart is a gasoline guzzler
running on the fumes of burned out
memories, thoughts, and breaths.
my veins play jump rope with my bursting capillaries
and beneath the seam of every heartbeat
is an arrhythmia that smiles back.
no longer is every intake an oxygen a dutiful task.
rather i, as a sovereign animal
convert the anguish into carbon dioxide
because i don't care for the proton pumps
or the electron chains. i am negatively charged
and hidden inside this bubble is a dark cycle
beseeching for the spotlight.
A B Perales Jan 2014
Once you've finally
come to realize that
the little ones are the
only good human beings
.
Your trust in anything at all
is all but gone.
Your back now as worn
out as a well read
paperback.

And your heart,
your starving,giving
unselfish heart has
now been hardened
by the loose,uncaring
women
you gave it to.

You got to just
barrel through it all
while taking it real
easy on the breaks.

The burdens of society,
the addictions,her wants
and what little
you have to give.
That on going
struggle within yourself
between what you
want to do and
that in which keeps her happy,
a roof over your heads
and gas in that guzzler.

We are cursed with a
narrow perspective,
unlike the butterfly who
sees in all realities.

Learn how to survive
and consume with the least
amount of your potentials
and call this success.

Decay always begins
once growth ends.
And there will be
plenty of dreams
to **** tomorrow
donia kashkooli Jan 2017
I. '88 dakota

mondays still ****. granted i don't get up at the crack of dawn no more but around noon i always feel the need to leave the rest of the day behind me and take the big red monster out and go to the beach and contemplate my life for hours, so i'll reach into my tattered 35 year old prada bag for a lanyard that says "nirvana" on it (like the band, not the stage of buddhism), but then i remember that gas guzzler and i got 337 miles between us, no more, no less.

II. whidbey

on wednesdays i feel like i've shifted into an alternate universe where there are things other than evergreen trees and dirt roads, where the view when i look out the window is an interstate and dagger-like icicles that are as tall as me. maybe it started when they took down the texaco star in freeland and maybe it started the day i left, but i'm not sure if i can remember what home feels like anymore.

III. you*

i still miss you on thursdays, sometimes saturdays. i know, i thought i woulda found someone better by now too till i realized that i'd been giving myself false hope this entire time. no one will ever be you. no one's teeth will curve the same way. no one will ever love the home teams as much as you. no one will ever smile as hard when i give them my last kit-kat in a strip mall parking lot at sunset. they drink to dak prescott and spit wintergreen griz more than you ever did. i thought i would find someone better until i walked into the coldest part of heaven with some crinkled twenty dollar bills and a carharrt jacket.

*-z. vega
the title of this is written in spanish. translated to english, the title is "lucidity."
kelvin mungai Sep 2015
CRESENT OF SINS
full and half empty bottles of beer;
scattered broken glasses,
deranges the cracked brown hued floor
music gales from an old c.d changer
inebriated guzzler mumbles in incoherent murmur
denuded nubile cavorts merrily
their sleek oiled frame shimmering in the fuzzy light
ghoulish **** silhouette walks in fluid and sinuous manner
fog like smoke chokes the room
marijuana and cigarette smoke amalgamates
swirling up merged into an eternal marriage
heels clad trollops clatters in the room
swaying their assets provocatively
boozers gapes intently with hazy eyes
raising their neck in unison
they ogle at the lure with entranced lust
two vague humanoid shapes lurks in a corner
moans escaping in raspy staccato
musk,*****,drugs defines this room
besotted species lie on filthy squalid floor
vocalizing dirge melodies
lost in muddled blur
dancers prances up and down
crushing cans and glasses in spirited tempo
yelling their lungs out
as the music drown their voices and worries
deep in the gist of the city
irrational rants emanates from every angle
sundry light floods the clear night
as merry goers sip cheap and expensive liquor
sloven hookers milks cash from patrons
the night conceal this cresent of sins
everyone is on a business
the party continues
the music get more stentorian
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
[{chronicles of the dumb speaker}]
Keith Mitchell Oct 2018
Imagining
Georgia O’Keeffe
Goddess
In her own right
Melting away
In a gas guzzler
Meditative escape pod
Disguised as a thermal barrier
Your mind is out there
You pay attention
Everything is Alien
Luna appears
Radiating Bull horns
Like a crescent moon
Balancing on the horizon
Magically moving along
The plane of the ecliptic
Maybe for a millisecond
Crab Nebula
Sneezed the brilliance
That caused the most beautiful
Reflection
That is you
Only the very lucky
Get to see
Black feather floating
Like a random propitious sign
From the heavens
I ******* love you
For showing me
Every forever is a
Second to enjoy
One Love

8/10/2018
Wrote this to inspire the painting in the back ground.
Crimsyy Jan 2017
Butane*

I swallowed knives,
coughed up blood,
your un-inked mistakes
entered my body
and you didn't feel
like love anymore,
you were mind-numbing,
a flame guzzler,
itching for someone
to love you
no matter how
fake you were.
susan Oct 2014
you
ya, you
blockin' my way
in the ******* car
the gas guzzler
with the loud music
and crazy laughter
head swayin'
dreadlocks swingin'
smoking somethin'
a cigar
cigarette
blunt
who knows
who cares
move out the way foo'
i mean
i dig the music
the dreads
yeah
but **** man
i gotta get on
i'm inna hurry
so move your ****** car!


When the sun rises
The heart of the desert burns fire
The mirage of BELOVEDz blurs in vapor

Scorpio utters with a parched throat
"BELOVEDz, Belovedz, belovedz, ...z"
But the breathe sounds like a rattle snake

Cobra slithers all over the sand
Marking and leaving LOVE tracks
With the hope that BELOVEDz
Will see blood on those ant-tracks
And follow it in search of LOVE

The visions the peacock see around
All air the eagle breathes within
The skies above lizard's eyes
The earth below the cow's belly
Stallion earns every inch of it for YOU

So the goat can write-it-off
Every earned thing to YOU
Every bit of NATURE the ape possesses
(Including birth, life & death)
So that - BELOVEDz - YOU can come back
To pick your puppy in your arms
And place under your tender huggy shades

Charity and alms are not what the deer wants
Without the cat even looking towards it
The hot milk the world served has gone cold

The owl's eyes look for BELOVEDz on far horizons
Dear, come to the land of brown desert
And bring with YOU some oceanic BLUES

Like a guzzler elephant
I will drink your oceanic eyes
YOU wander-lust on brown desert camel skin

YOU may LOVE desert's salty dry air
The cobra will gulp your oceanic salty wet scent

How much less heart can a lamb serve now?
What did you think - A pigeon... Huh...!?

When you saw and tasted my ANGEL SOUL
Did I taste like AGAPE LOVE?

Without YOU no flowers bloom in desert
So come every day to water your LOVE seeds

YOU grind me like prawns on hard stone of life
Like scallop I swoon when scooped out of LOVE

Even after that BLISS of being together
YOU act like a crane who is
Longing for the fish of LOVE
But behaves like a confused fool
Not even knowing how to peck me within YOU

In the desert of a spider's life
YOU are the wild flower of LOVE

Don't worry, unlike others...
I won't become a stupid sick bee
I'll **** the sweet LOVE honey from YOU



LIONESS with wings in flight
SCORPIO with a bow of LOVE
Met... and fell in LOVE
The eternal LOVE story continues...
sandra wyllie Aug 2019
place to drive
I can save gas
in my old guzzler

One less
excuse not to dress up
I can tie my hair back
and not put make-up on

One less
present to buy
during the holidays
think of the money I’ll save

One less
call to make
during my afternoon break

One more
reason to be
very lonely
Lucy S Draper Aug 2022
the crow
on the side
of the grimy
northeast portland curbside
he carries a scrap
of some pale,
nutritionless carbohydrate
in his beak,
talons deep
in a greasy puddle
on a strip
of swampy eroded grass
between the asphalt curb
and the sidewalk
he shifts his weight in twitchy little jumps,
ticking his head back and forth
back and forth
back and forth
as low growls
of engines idling
at the red light
shake the ground
with thunderous vibrations
reverberating through his every vertebrae
suddenly
he drops his snack!
he pecks at the ground
unable to snag his little bread
as it dissolves
into the muddy pool below
as his confusion sets in
the light turns green
and the trail of engines roar to life
before he can finish flinching
a dilapidated early 2 thousands gas guzzler  hacks
an enormous cloud of exhaust
in his face
sending him reeling  
jump stepping backwards in agitation
desperation for air
rearing his head
in twitchy wreaths
as we drive by
and tears pool
in my eyes
as the muddy puddle
at that little crows feet.
12/13 portland. witnessed this stoped at the light
Lorca leans into the bullring's skybox,
freshly painted red and green
like blood and grass beneath the Iberian sun,
where poetry composts into compositions
fit for a toreador, whose tights hug his thin hips,
tempting the huffing beast to hook his groin.

Spain's family jewels bulge behind the tattered
red cape, the one tool of the trade that can't
**** the bull, only blindly enrage it to charge
for its pride, its race, for the red light of glory,
as royalty wave their embroidered handkerchiefs,
awaiting the bull's ****** ear, still warm and steamy,

after so many twirls around the packed-sand dance floor.
Each step kicks up a black faux pas, first lunge
along the fatalistic journey to mortality: a pale thigh gored,
an artery gushes. Gangrene seeps in, drenched
in brandy, which disinfects only the guzzler's gullet.
No antidote to sepsis, no darning of the tights.

The toreador dies to fight another day, his banderillos
still stuck in the **** of muscularity, his eyes darting
among the crowds for a sign of good fortune, good
hunting, as in the old days of machismo and torture
and blind lust for the blood of brutes who threatened
no one but the cowardly prince on horseback, wobbly

beneath the weight of his armor. His ardor as fabricated
as his divine right to rule over the beasts of the field,
over the beaten-down brows of his subjects, toothlessly
grinning at the hope of dining on sacrifice, something
the truly chosen people could do only on the pain of death.
Lorca mourns the dying fighter with the duende of

flamenco, the wild, passionate cry of suffering, the blackest
black of Spain, the urge to create and destroy, to undress
the poet's soul, as naked as a newborn, as powerful as
a raging bull, charging without thinking, divining the forces
of nature like a hurricane, an earthquake. To shout down
death is to immortalize art, as long as human history endures.
Travis Green Oct 2023
There’s not a man in the world
That brings me eternal happiness
Matchless passion, action-packed magic
Spectacular encounters like my kryptonite
I crash into his splashiness

I gasp as he clasps me
Make me weak
Make me melt with curiosity
Hooked on his hot chocolate
I can’t let go of him

His untouchable masculine touch is
Like glue that fuses me to his coolness
Ruled by his smoothness
Lost in his pulchritudinous toothsomeness
He moves and consumes me

Oozes newness and sultriness
Something so **** and special
Fresh off the press
Mesmerized by his expressive perfection
His unparalleled finesse
Obsessed with his incredibleness

He arrests and takes possession of me
Pecks and inspects my delectable lips
Leave hickeys on my neck
His spellbinding breath
On my caressable *******

Undress my inner depths
Snuggle affectionately
I dig his sexually stimulating sensationalness
Delight in his powerhouse energy
He ignites my fire

Takes me higher
Catches my eye
With his unrivaled macho style
I am so wild about
His drinkable, delightable invitingness

He has me treading on air
Cherishing his measureless earthiness
His swaggy moves
His splashy, newsworthy beauty
I groove on his good-lookingness

Get down on my knees
Let him feed me
His turgid moisture missile
Lick it real good
Indulge in its flavor

Devour it with pleasure
Caress it with my hands
Slick it with spit
Taste his sweetness
On my sultry lips

**** his monstrous meatballs
Like a yummy, crunchy lollipop
Like a tequila sunrise freezer pop
Enthrall me with his zealous melodies
Leave me love-struck and liquored up

Submerged in the canvas
Of his heavenly handsomeness
Skin to skin, feeling him
Slide his steel rod in and out of my mouth
Bust his load down my throat
Call me his fruity, juicy looker
His *** gun guzzler

— The End —