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"diarrhoea" poems
She must have been kicked unseen or brushed by a car. Too young to know much, she was beginning to learn To use the newspapers spread on the kitchen floor And to win, wetting there, the words, "Good dog! Good dog!" We thought her shy malaise was a shot reaction. The autopsy disclosed a rupture in her liver. As we teased her with play, blood was filling her skin And her heart was learning to lie down forever. Monday morning, as the children were noisily fed And sent to school, she crawled beneath the youngest's bed. We found her twisted and limp but still alive. In the car to the vet's, on my lap, she tried To bite my hand and died. I stroked her warm fur And my wife called in a voice imperious with tears. Though surrounded by love that would have upheld her, Nevertheless she sank and, stiffening, disappeared. Back home, we found that in the night her frame, Drawing near to dissolution, had endured the shame Of diarrhoea and had dragged across the floor To a newspaper carelessly left there. Good dog.
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Dog's Death
Many people worry about their weight In case it stops them ever getting a date But gaining a few odd pounds is nothing Just the result of a few days' greedy scoffing. It's when you gain a couple of stones+, And oozing fat smothers all your aching bones, When your butts squelch against each other Then you know you are a big fat mother. But the cure for this is but a simple job: You wire a padlock o'er your greedy gob. Take daily laxatives and have no fear: All will be relieved by constant diarrhoea.
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May 2, 2015
May 2, 2015 at 8:13 AM UTC
On Being Overweight
Ta-ta Norma Drainpipe Though I never shagged you at all You ****** the rhythm to ******* yourself While those around you ate crow They schlepped out of the cleavage And they ********** into your crumpet They ******* you on the rowing machine And they copulated you **** your three ***** And it seems to me you tasted your ***** Like a cigarette lighter in the diarrhoea Never knowing who to stick it out to When the ooze congeal from the top drawer And I would have liked to have had carnal knowledge of you But I was just a twit Your cigarette lighter exploded spew out long before Your whiff never blewout Stiffness was sticky The gristliest fat part you ever nibbled Hollywood cobbled together a wizzofrog And ******** was the corkage you greased Even when you conked out Oh the lubricator still molested you All the skeletons had to jabber Was that Marilyn was ***** flashy the starkers Ta-ta Norma Drainpipe from the virginal wombat in the twenty—second ghetto Who smells you as meat as above par than scatological Olé! than frank our Marilyn Monroe
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Apr 1, 2010
Apr 1, 2010 at 4:17 PM UTC
Cigarette Lighter In The Diarrhoea
Toilet paper toilet paper Why do people in this time Feel the need to stock up on toilet paper What is the point of stocking up on toilet paper That just proves there are a lot of ***** done in a day People are buying 5 packs of 12 toilet paper, they must have diarrhoea or something I personally think it is stupid They say I gotta wipe my *** About 56 times a day **** me dead If you want to have enough toilet paper in a week STOP FUCKEN EATING Because I don’t see the connection With the carrona virus and toilet paper People are just scared or stupid Well, they are more stupid Saying toilet paper toilet paper We gotta have enough toilet paper Gotta wipe me *** Gotta make sure we don’t use our hands discusting They are also trying to stock up on medications Mainly a junkies thing though The carrona virus hits me Gotta have a Panadol Or nurefen or Sudafed Why the **** do people convert into being junkies People sitting in the mall Enjoying a high calorie lunch With 17 undescribed medicine and 6 12 pack toilet rolls The carrona virus can’t get us What a bunch of crap No, those people are news-scared junkies and drug junkies When I say news-scared I mean they hear we need toilet paper So we buy six 12 packs of toilet paper We are free from any virus That comes our way Athena doesn’t heal you if you be a ****** so why do they do it I am in pain they say I am in pain No They are not in pain They are junkies and news-scared Personally I had to buy paper towels to replace toilet paper Hopefully that works ****** junkies
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Mar 6, 2020
Mar 6, 2020 at 10:49 PM UTC
people, who stock up on toilet paper and medicines are news-scared and drug junkies
Toilet paper toilet paper Why do people in this time Feel the need to stock up on toilet paper What is the point of stocking up on toilet paper That just proves there are a lot of ***** done in a day People are buying 5 packs of 12 toilet paper, they must have diarrhoea or something I personally think it is stupid They say I gotta wipe my *** About 56 times a day **** me dead If you want to have enough toilet paper in a week STOP FUCKEN EATING Because I don’t see the connection With the carrona virus and toilet paper People are just scared or stupid Well, they are more stupid Saying toilet paper toilet paper We gotta have enough toilet paper Gotta wipe me *** Gotta make sure we don’t use our hands discusting They are also trying to stock up on medications Mainly a junkies thing though The carrona virus hits me Gotta have a Panadol Or nurefen or Sudafed Why the **** do people convert into being junkies People sitting in the mall Enjoying a high calorie lunch With 17 undescribed medicine and 6 12 pack toilet rolls The carrona virus can’t get us What a bunch of crap No, those people are news-scared junkies and drug junkies When I say news-scared I mean they hear we need toilet paper So we buy six 12 packs of toilet paper We are free from any virus That comes our way Athena doesn’t heal you if you be a ****** so why do they do it I am in pain they say I am in pain No They are not in pain They are junkies and news-scared Personally I had to buy paper towels to replace toilet paper Hopefully that works ****** junkies
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Adios England's Venus flytrap May you ever overflow inside our rectums You were the ornament that inserted itself Where spunks were pelted to pieces You ********** in the open air to our promontory And you squirted to those inside ******** Now you reciprocate to Abraham's ***** And the black holes crack spew out your barber's pole And it seems to me you tasted your ***** Like a cigarette lighter in the diarrhoea Never drooping with knobs on the cherry lips When the ooze congeal within And your smells will always regurgitate here Along England's juiciest blast—offs Your cigarette lighter's exploded spew out long before Your whiff ever go the whole hog Voluptuousness we've jiggled These frenzied wombs of time needing your clenched fist This lava lamp we'll always get pregnant For our breed's fair—haired brats And even though we have a finger in The clean breast seduces us to moistness All our foghorns cannot **** The ecstasy you stimulated us throughout the age groups
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Apr 2, 2010
Apr 2, 2010 at 3:21 PM UTC
Cigarette Lighter In The Diarrhoea 1997
What is it really like to be old? Read along, and you'll be told, Well, there's spectacles and hearing aids, Also along the way, by the way, There's dentures in glasses, Zimmers on greys who want to make passes, Then there's incontinence aids, bad hips, Appointments at medical specialists, Then you're off to the pharmacists, To get all your scripts, Then there's the alphabet song, Read along, read along, A is for Arthritis, B is for Bursitis, C is for Constipation, Always a grey consternation, D is for Diarrhoea, And no doctor wants to know ya! Finally, Z is for the big sleep at the end, No wonder geriatrics go round the bend, Yes, greys, these are our golden years, Have fun learning, no need for tears!
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Feb 23, 2017
Feb 23, 2017 at 5:50 PM UTC
AH, THE JOYS OF AGING.......
The verbal diarrhoea of a politician’s promises Flows over a broken roof of dripping umbrellas Hustings heckling hastening onset of pneumonia Voters need every candidate to be seen and heard. Un-hygienic kissing of babies and pressing the flesh Flash avoiding fixed smile like toothpaste commercial Thinks - one man one vote a bad idea by Election Day I wonder does every candidate vote for themselves? Tense wait as political pundits make newsless news Oscar like performances as the winners are announced Four-more-years in The Slough of Despond for the loser The Olympian heights of triumph for the winner.
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Jul 3, 2015
Jul 3, 2015 at 5:25 AM UTC
Election
Yes! It's another Barry Hodges "Memories" poem!" I shall never forget our first date together, How we wandered through the streets of Soho, Gazing into the **** shop windows, Laughing at the giant vibrators on display... And later, a romantic meal in a French bistro, Where the rules of hygiene were not As strictly observed as might have been hoped for, Promising a regurgitatory treat in store... You ignored the startled eyes of our fellow diners And brutally shoved your tongue in my mouth; O how fiercely I slurped on it enthusiastically Caressing it with my own mouth sausage... I ****** and ****** and ****** and ****** And (oh joy!) I could taste the garlicky bits 'Twixt your gorgeous unwashed choppers; How my underwear damply stretched out of shape... I withdrew my probing tongue and kissed your cheek Affectionately, yet trembling with rampant desire; And I boldly licked a firm yellow-topped spot With its previously observed black centre... My huge uncontrollable lust conquered The demands of demodé bourgeois good manners And I sunk my incisors into that zitty beauty Relishing the hard core waiting just for me therein... The waiting staff were deeply impressed as I chewed In rapturous sensual joyous contemplation And you spluttered bloodily in loving agony Your own mighty ****** fast approaching... Oh what a foretaste of what was to come When we repaired to my convenient bedsit For an immensely gratifying triple bonk Prior to a staggering mutual diarrhoea session... And now I lie back in sweet recollection Of the many nights we spent in copulation But how sad I am as, looking at the deserted bed, I can still make out the stains of your dying turds.
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Aug 5, 2015
Aug 5, 2015 at 6:45 AM UTC
Memories of an ****** Encounter in a Soho Bistro
Yes! It's another Barry Hodges "Memories" poem!" I shall never forget our first date together, How we wandered through the streets of Soho, Gazing into the **** shop windows, Laughing at the giant vibrators on display... And later, a romantic meal in a French bistro, Where the rules of hygiene were not As strictly observed as might have been hoped for, Promising a regurgitatory treat in store... You ignored the startled eyes of our fellow diners And brutally shoved your tongue in my mouth; O how fiercely I slurped on it enthusiastically Caressing it with my own mouth sausage... I ****** and ****** and ****** and ****** And (oh joy!) I could taste the garlicky bits 'Twixt your gorgeous unwashed choppers; How my underwear damply stretched out of shape... I withdrew my probing tongue and kissed your cheek Affectionately, yet trembling with rampant desire; And I boldly licked a firm yellow-topped spot With its previously observed black centre... My huge uncontrollable lust conquered The demands of demodé bourgeois good manners And I sunk my incisors into that zitty beauty Relishing the hard core waiting just for me therein... The waiting staff were deeply impressed as I chewed In rapturous sensual joyous contemplation And you spluttered bloodily in loving agony Your own mighty ****** fast approaching... Oh what a foretaste of what was to come When we repaired to my convenient bedsit For an immensely gratifying triple bonk Prior to a staggering mutual diarrhoea session... And now I lie back in sweet recollection Of the many nights we spent in copulation But how sad I am as, looking at the deserted bed, I can still make out the stains of your dying turds.
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Once i met a mummy Whose pride got hurt real bad He'd failed to reach the toilet It got him pretty mad ! It must be quite frustrating Being bandaged head to toe And having to unwrap himself Each time he needs to go And then when he has finished He has to wrap himself again If he's got the diarrhoea It must drive him insane !! And if he doesn't make it And he has to walk round wet And he stands next to a heater And The smell.. he wont forget So if you meet a mummy And he's groaning down at you Be kind and show some sympathy He's failed to reach the loo !
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Oct 10, 2010
Oct 10, 2010 at 2:26 PM UTC
Oh mummy !
If you had diarrhoea got caught short, took a **** in that drawer where you keep all your cables and bits tangled vociferously then later discovered you needed a spare micro usb, so you had no choice but to roll up your sleeves, that would be this Monday
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Jan 24, 2022
Jan 24, 2022 at 11:54 AM UTC
Monday plumbing
when critique is about, the unsuspecting walk like peacocks, showing off the wooden dutch slacks of fear prior to criticism, forging a proof of god so debased that it would require the holocaust to have taken place. - yes, this call is immediate, what's the severity? - immediacy in all circumstances. - sounds terrible. - yep, blood in my **** too. - ooh, dialectical diarrhoea? - skidding at one hundred miles per hour with a popsicle swerve on the slurp. - trafalgar sq. fountains? - lions roaring in alabaster to the breaking of bony hinges. - triage. - can i see him face to face. - no, you need to speak to him first via the triage telephone system. - so he's the now receptionist and knows the daybreak slots with chemical compounds. - no, thingy thingy, dum dum **** a toe, crackle fun pull a twig: we're    the receptionists, he prioritises the eventuality of a cancer advert. - three quid down the drain? - yes, we, the receptionists of the world will stand against the robotic onslaught! - ****** on winter sledges. - exactly. - not exactly, you, receptionist, you jane, me tarzan, you book face to face, now. - you tarzan, you straighten bananas. - you jane, you book, appointment. - you tarzan, you straighten bananas. - you jane, you book, appointment, now. - me jane, me receptionist, me on the conveyor belt of corn crop patched harvestable. - me i.q. - me one hundred and fifteen. - face to face to farce. - farce to bloke to pole. - pole leaning on a pole. - englishman eating a napkin. - blackjack and ingredients for the pride of britain: vindaloo child. - sloshed on a cricketeer's return. - puns and cardamon cardigans of colour without scent. - pushy apple sours coloured acid green without the mojo juice. - spank that gimp ***** into a piglet. - leathered up, boots on parole. (who the hell is talking now?) - i need to see the doctor face to face, i need my sick note to live on:    on brink of day in ultraviolet twilights, and drink. - are you a banker? - i'm a sick man, a beggar. - we only provide sickness to the rich and famous. - so what do i get? - premature death. - oh, can i have a bank account with that? - oh sure, as long as you can accept debt. - 5% like standard a.e.r.? - no, 2000% - so my debt interest will be crazy dizzy above my savings interest rate? - yes. - do you sell *** positive syringes? - we're accommodating. - thank you very much. - thank you. - goodbye morrow and marrow tight. - bones ashore. - **** all ahoy.
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Sep 12, 2015
Sep 12, 2015 at 8:58 PM UTC
serialisation of western society (triage appointments)
when critique is about, the unsuspecting walk like peacocks, showing off the wooden dutch slacks of fear prior to criticism, forging a proof of god so debased that it would require the holocaust to have taken place. - yes, this call is immediate, what's the severity? - immediacy in all circumstances. - sounds terrible. - yep, blood in my **** too. - ooh, dialectical diarrhoea? - skidding at one hundred miles per hour with a popsicle swerve on the slurp. - trafalgar sq. fountains? - lions roaring in alabaster to the breaking of bony hinges. - triage. - can i see him face to face. - no, you need to speak to him first via the triage telephone system. - so he's the now receptionist and knows the daybreak slots with chemical compounds. - no, thingy thingy, dum dum **** a toe, crackle fun pull a twig: we're    the receptionists, he prioritises the eventuality of a cancer advert. - three quid down the drain? - yes, we, the receptionists of the world will stand against the robotic onslaught! - ****** on winter sledges. - exactly. - not exactly, you, receptionist, you jane, me tarzan, you book face to face, now. - you tarzan, you straighten bananas. - you jane, you book, appointment. - you tarzan, you straighten bananas. - you jane, you book, appointment, now. - me jane, me receptionist, me on the conveyor belt of corn crop patched harvestable. - me i.q. - me one hundred and fifteen. - face to face to farce. - farce to bloke to pole. - pole leaning on a pole. - englishman eating a napkin. - blackjack and ingredients for the pride of britain: vindaloo child. - sloshed on a cricketeer's return. - puns and cardamon cardigans of colour without scent. - pushy apple sours coloured acid green without the mojo juice. - spank that gimp ***** into a piglet. - leathered up, boots on parole. (who the hell is talking now?) - i need to see the doctor face to face, i need my sick note to live on:    on brink of day in ultraviolet twilights, and drink. - are you a banker? - i'm a sick man, a beggar. - we only provide sickness to the rich and famous. - so what do i get? - premature death. - oh, can i have a bank account with that? - oh sure, as long as you can accept debt. - 5% like standard a.e.r.? - no, 2000% - so my debt interest will be crazy dizzy above my savings interest rate? - yes. - do you sell *** positive syringes? - we're accommodating. - thank you very much. - thank you. - goodbye morrow and marrow tight. - bones ashore. - **** all ahoy.
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A "Memories" Poem from the great Barry Hodges' pen I shall never forget our first date together, How we wandered through the streets of Soho, Gazing into the **** shop windows, Laughing at the giant vibrators on display... And later, a romantic meal in a French bistro, Where the rules of hygiene were not As strictly observed as might have been hoped for, Promising a regurgitatory treat in store... You ignored the startled eyes of our fellow diners And brutally shoved your tongue in my mouth; O how fiercely I slurped on it enthusiastically Caressing it with my own mouth sausage... I ****** and ****** and ****** and ****** And (oh joy!) I could taste the garlicky bits 'Twixt your gorgeous unwashed choppers; How my underwear damply stretched out of shape... I withdrew my probing tongue and kissed your cheek Affectionately, yet trembling with rampant desire; And I boldly licked a firm yellow-topped spot With its previously observed black centre... My huge uncontrollable lust conquered The demands of demodé bourgeois good manners And I sunk my incisors into that zitty beauty Relishing the hard core waiting just for me therein... The waiting staff were deeply impressed as I chewed In rapturous sensual joyous contemplation And you spluttered bloodily in loving agony Your own mighty ****** fast approaching... Oh what a foretaste of what was to come When we repaired to my convenient bedsit For an immensely gratifying triple bonk Prior to a staggering mutual diarrhoea session.
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Nov 4, 2014
Nov 4, 2014 at 10:15 AM UTC
Memories of a Little Soho Bistro
A "Memories" Poem from the great Barry Hodges' pen I shall never forget our first date together, How we wandered through the streets of Soho, Gazing into the **** shop windows, Laughing at the giant vibrators on display... And later, a romantic meal in a French bistro, Where the rules of hygiene were not As strictly observed as might have been hoped for, Promising a regurgitatory treat in store... You ignored the startled eyes of our fellow diners And brutally shoved your tongue in my mouth; O how fiercely I slurped on it enthusiastically Caressing it with my own mouth sausage... I ****** and ****** and ****** and ****** And (oh joy!) I could taste the garlicky bits 'Twixt your gorgeous unwashed choppers; How my underwear damply stretched out of shape... I withdrew my probing tongue and kissed your cheek Affectionately, yet trembling with rampant desire; And I boldly licked a firm yellow-topped spot With its previously observed black centre... My huge uncontrollable lust conquered The demands of demodé bourgeois good manners And I sunk my incisors into that zitty beauty Relishing the hard core waiting just for me therein... The waiting staff were deeply impressed as I chewed In rapturous sensual joyous contemplation And you spluttered bloodily in loving agony Your own mighty ****** fast approaching... Oh what a foretaste of what was to come When we repaired to my convenient bedsit For an immensely gratifying triple bonk Prior to a staggering mutual diarrhoea session.
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Ringing ears Drop dead silence Revealing fears Under the influence Tired flesh Mind awakened Spirit shakened Day is night Night is day Monologue conversations In an overflowing mind Personal revelations   Are harder to find Verbal diarrhoea Fitting nothing in criteria Spreading like bacteria Repressing hysteria
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Nov 29, 2016
Nov 29, 2016 at 3:21 PM UTC
Redbull *****
**** Morecraft said about joining the Scouts who used the church hall good venture he said we do things tie knots and learn about nature   how to start a fire with two bits of wood and sing songs around campfires and so on he went walking home from school you wanting to join the scouts like you wanted diarrhoea listening half heartedly thinking of what was for tea or what to do after school and where to go and we learn how to put up tents **** added the last straw ok you said I’ll think about it see you around and so off he went along Newington Butts   and you went down the subway and along whistling hands in pockets when you saw Ingrid up ahead with bent shoulders and lowered head what’s up? you said and she showed you a tear in her school dress a rip in the side showing her white vest my dad’ll **** me (not quite you knew but he’d beat her black and blue) what do I do? she said crying wiping her eyes don’t go home just yet you said my mum’ll sew it up like new we’ll go to my place first that’s what we’ll do so you walked up and out the subway and across the bomb site and up Meadow Row (her mother or father needn’t know) and up the concrete stairs to your flat and in and you explained to your mother what was wrong and she said she’d fix it with needle and thread and so Ingrid took off the dress   and gave it to your mother to sew and sat there in the sitting room in her vest and underwear fiddling with her fingers looking around the room shyly arms and legs carrying badges of black and blue go get Ingrid a glass of Tizer and biscuit your mother said and don’t gawk so and so you went to the kitchen and poured a glass of Tizer and got a biscuit from a tin and took them in Ingrid wide eyed said thank you and took the biscuit and glass and nibbled and sipped and you told her about the scouts and what Morecraft said about tents and tying knots and lighting fires with sticks and such (not caring much) and all the time eyeing the bruises and welts on legs and arms and your mother said don’t stare so at Ingrid in her white( near grey)vest and underwear so you changed the subject to the cinema about some cowboy film where the good guy twirls his gun and goes pop pop pop you said and gets the baddies dead just like that and how after the boring bit where he kisses a girl he twirls his gun again (you need to practice that) and she listened as she sipped her drink and nibbled the biscuit sitting there with her badges of blue and black in her underwear and a red line across her skinny back.
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Dec 2, 2013
Dec 2, 2013 at 10:59 PM UTC
JUST LIKE THAT IT WENT.
**** Morecraft said about joining the Scouts who used the church hall good venture he said we do things tie knots and learn about nature   how to start a fire with two bits of wood and sing songs around campfires and so on he went walking home from school you wanting to join the scouts like you wanted diarrhoea listening half heartedly thinking of what was for tea or what to do after school and where to go and we learn how to put up tents **** added the last straw ok you said I’ll think about it see you around and so off he went along Newington Butts   and you went down the subway and along whistling hands in pockets when you saw Ingrid up ahead with bent shoulders and lowered head what’s up? you said and she showed you a tear in her school dress a rip in the side showing her white vest my dad’ll **** me (not quite you knew but he’d beat her black and blue) what do I do? she said crying wiping her eyes don’t go home just yet you said my mum’ll sew it up like new we’ll go to my place first that’s what we’ll do so you walked up and out the subway and across the bomb site and up Meadow Row (her mother or father needn’t know) and up the concrete stairs to your flat and in and you explained to your mother what was wrong and she said she’d fix it with needle and thread and so Ingrid took off the dress   and gave it to your mother to sew and sat there in the sitting room in her vest and underwear fiddling with her fingers looking around the room shyly arms and legs carrying badges of black and blue go get Ingrid a glass of Tizer and biscuit your mother said and don’t gawk so and so you went to the kitchen and poured a glass of Tizer and got a biscuit from a tin and took them in Ingrid wide eyed said thank you and took the biscuit and glass and nibbled and sipped and you told her about the scouts and what Morecraft said about tents and tying knots and lighting fires with sticks and such (not caring much) and all the time eyeing the bruises and welts on legs and arms and your mother said don’t stare so at Ingrid in her white( near grey)vest and underwear so you changed the subject to the cinema about some cowboy film where the good guy twirls his gun and goes pop pop pop you said and gets the baddies dead just like that and how after the boring bit where he kisses a girl he twirls his gun again (you need to practice that) and she listened as she sipped her drink and nibbled the biscuit sitting there with her badges of blue and black in her underwear and a red line across her skinny back.
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being insulted by someone of a trans-                      status quo classification                          will never be enough to mind, had i the pairing to a higher tier of socialite endeavour - to be debased with a fragrance of a misuse of language on a level of comprehension will always place me steadied with placards of 'hello, my name is Samauel' well hello Samuel.. boiled herrings pan-fried readied for a star wars sequel akin to rocky 7, boxing-catchup K.O. no.31 - an here the champ gives way to a chimpanzees' worth of gurgled laughter - readied speed at a Bronson's uppercut - and we're too the readied ones annex to the molars that might be considered the chewing apparatus should we not have juiced with bites as if a load's worth of hammering was taken place: chewing as if hammering, imagine the cranium gush extract - it would be like porridge if reverse due to diarrhoea! flaky shit-bits and anaconda's suntan to measure up to; well, there was the leather chair to mind in terms of approving leisure activity as coercing a carefree fortitude of futuristic investment - mind you the loss of the Celtic vocabulary, I.R.A. and the instigation of Anglo-Saxon vocabulary to suppress the populace of renegade Catholics or the twin Belfast known as Glasgow - indeed Edinburgh remained as much conservative as St. Andrew's would allow, an extension of England, even with parliament it was a Basildon of northern Essex... scots among the multitude of accents usurped from pole-dancing with kilts! Tartan su doku!
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Apr 26, 2016
Apr 26, 2016 at 8:46 PM UTC
the misuse of language among the property mafia idiots
being insulted by someone of a trans-                      status quo classification                          will never be enough to mind, had i the pairing to a higher tier of socialite endeavour - to be debased with a fragrance of a misuse of language on a level of comprehension will always place me steadied with placards of 'hello, my name is Samauel' well hello Samuel.. boiled herrings pan-fried readied for a star wars sequel akin to rocky 7, boxing-catchup K.O. no.31 - an here the champ gives way to a chimpanzees' worth of gurgled laughter - readied speed at a Bronson's uppercut - and we're too the readied ones annex to the molars that might be considered the chewing apparatus should we not have juiced with bites as if a load's worth of hammering was taken place: chewing as if hammering, imagine the cranium gush extract - it would be like porridge if reverse due to diarrhoea! flaky shit-bits and anaconda's suntan to measure up to; well, there was the leather chair to mind in terms of approving leisure activity as coercing a carefree fortitude of futuristic investment - mind you the loss of the Celtic vocabulary, I.R.A. and the instigation of Anglo-Saxon vocabulary to suppress the populace of renegade Catholics or the twin Belfast known as Glasgow - indeed Edinburgh remained as much conservative as St. Andrew's would allow, an extension of England, even with parliament it was a Basildon of northern Essex... scots among the multitude of accents usurped from pole-dancing with kilts! Tartan su doku!
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Look stranger. I have been through more **** than an elephant's stable boy. My **** stinks up rooms sometimes, and so many are polite to ignore the smell. I appreciate that. One time I ate the wrong stuff, and my **** got fired across a crowd, ruining everyone's night. They hosed me down with diarrhoea, which I carry around too. They had the right though. I don't blame them. I went back to that place a year a later, and the **** smell came off me. They were really polite. I appreciated that. So stranger. Please tell me if the **** I've been through gets spat on your plate. Tell me if I'm making you uncomfortable with the smell. And thank you for being polite.
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Feb 22, 2012
Feb 22, 2012 at 1:13 AM UTC
****
Ebola Infections Contact with Body fluids Blood Saliva Causes Rashes, Diarrhoea, Fever, Cough It was small But very clever Attacks our immune system Having high mortality rate
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Oct 16, 2014
Oct 16, 2014 at 10:07 PM UTC
781. Be safe
That is as good as it gets: Mrs Hushbenway gazing at herself in the mirror. Her husband lies in bed staring at her back; her backside squatted on the small stool of the dressing table, her back ramrod straight, her hair in a mess. She grimaces, shows her teeth, licks her lips. He takes in her fading pink nightie, the dark pink ******* showing through, the way she sits there gazing at her face, the way she grimaces. Enough to sink ships, he thinks, not saying. He imagines she’s some other, some younger specimen, sitting there, slim figure, maybe naked, brushing her hair. She is talking now, he assumes it is small talk, some neighbour’s husband or kid or some new baby on the way, or some dress she’d seen, but not in her size. He thinks of the old days, the days of rough and tumble, times of getting in late, falling into bed and having it off before deep sleep. She’s asking him a question, no idea what, he tries to bluff, to pretend he had not heard too well. She turns and stares, her big eyes, cow like, brown and liquidy as diarrhoea, search him, brings on the pretend fear, the good husband pose. Ah yes, now he’s heard, knows the answer, what she’d want him to say and he does and she turns satisfied and brushes her locks, having lost her looks. He knows her well, knows her funny ways, her little lived in world, her way of seeing things, of saying things, the words she prefers, leaving out words not hers, like **** and **** and **** and **** words he likes to sprout in anger if banging toe or elbow. Now she undresses, takes off the clothing piece by piece, he hums the striptease tune, but she's not amused, and gives him her stare. Oh you, he thinks, who could sink a thousand ships, whose face could turn the tides of sea, shut thy cackle, come kiss, remember me.
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Feb 15, 2013
Feb 15, 2013 at 3:05 AM UTC
AS GOOD AS IT GETS.
That is as good as it gets: Mrs Hushbenway gazing at herself in the mirror. Her husband lies in bed staring at her back; her backside squatted on the small stool of the dressing table, her back ramrod straight, her hair in a mess. She grimaces, shows her teeth, licks her lips. He takes in her fading pink nightie, the dark pink ******* showing through, the way she sits there gazing at her face, the way she grimaces. Enough to sink ships, he thinks, not saying. He imagines she’s some other, some younger specimen, sitting there, slim figure, maybe naked, brushing her hair. She is talking now, he assumes it is small talk, some neighbour’s husband or kid or some new baby on the way, or some dress she’d seen, but not in her size. He thinks of the old days, the days of rough and tumble, times of getting in late, falling into bed and having it off before deep sleep. She’s asking him a question, no idea what, he tries to bluff, to pretend he had not heard too well. She turns and stares, her big eyes, cow like, brown and liquidy as diarrhoea, search him, brings on the pretend fear, the good husband pose. Ah yes, now he’s heard, knows the answer, what she’d want him to say and he does and she turns satisfied and brushes her locks, having lost her looks. He knows her well, knows her funny ways, her little lived in world, her way of seeing things, of saying things, the words she prefers, leaving out words not hers, like **** and **** and **** and **** words he likes to sprout in anger if banging toe or elbow. Now she undresses, takes off the clothing piece by piece, he hums the striptease tune, but she's not amused, and gives him her stare. Oh you, he thinks, who could sink a thousand ships, whose face could turn the tides of sea, shut thy cackle, come kiss, remember me.
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I have wondered for so long, What makes me feel this way, So traumatised by everything, And it's like this everyday. I use to be afraid of my family and friends dieing, I use to feel sick in the morning, I use to cry when the sunset, I thought my dieing day was dawning. Now all the small things are so big, I have spazums and muscle tension, I worry about the one I love and if she stays the one, I fear in my future life there will be no redemption. The nausea and diarrhoea still cling on, I sometimes lose sleep, My heart pounds and my eyes widen, I growl and sometime shiver and weep. I think I found it after all these years, The experts call it GAD, Am I right? Will I ever be free?
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Jun 15, 2013
Jun 15, 2013 at 7:07 PM UTC
GAD
don't blame me because the sand in your ****** is irritating you go take a shower and while you're at it shave that pathetic excuse of *** fluff you call a beard from your perfect face and while you're at it wash away the verbal diarrhoea caught in the corner of perfectly firmed lips and while you're at it practice in front of the mirror saying *I can only criticise when I'm more perfect than you* then come back to me apologise and say something new
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Apr 21, 2014
Apr 21, 2014 at 4:51 AM UTC
don't blame me for saying it!
never quiet the proper arrangement, watching a cat miscarry his strengths of perfect balance on a fence deciding to structure his escapism further from fence to the safety of gravity’s plateau, and i know this is not a crowd pleaser, no gladiator blood sewn onto a caesar’s face for a smile, but as amusements go: choose the simpler ones and watch them multiply exponentially... choose the complex ones and watch them mutilate you with anticipatory nostalgia once they pass and have fed you. so unless you think it’s cheap to state that william burroughs would have a lot in common with bukowski... you’re probably right... but once you embark on the alcoholic metabolism parabola there’s no going back... you can have irritable bowel syndrome in the morning... diarrhoea x4 before the seas just below the hydrochloric sea settle and the sailors are spared another barnett newman smear into the toilet.... quarter of bottled whiskey usually does the trick for the calmed metabolism... i know burroughs and bukowski used different mediums... but it’s better than staging a ghost fight between vegans and vegetarians... same **** different cover story all over again... and it sounds less sinister, doesn’t it? let’s repeat: metabolism & alcoholism; and in all serious soberness i put my efforts in taking interest in philosophy... like observing from spinoza’s ethics... well spinoza drank... heavily... which explains why he put it into his ethics, that explanatory ref. i will definitely mishandle (misquote): never come between a drinker and a newspaper or a blank page, even if it's a pixelated blank.
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Oct 21, 2015
Oct 21, 2015 at 11:31 AM UTC
spinoza drank
never quiet the proper arrangement, watching a cat miscarry his strengths of perfect balance on a fence deciding to structure his escapism further from fence to the safety of gravity’s plateau, and i know this is not a crowd pleaser, no gladiator blood sewn onto a caesar’s face for a smile, but as amusements go: choose the simpler ones and watch them multiply exponentially... choose the complex ones and watch them mutilate you with anticipatory nostalgia once they pass and have fed you. so unless you think it’s cheap to state that william burroughs would have a lot in common with bukowski... you’re probably right... but once you embark on the alcoholic metabolism parabola there’s no going back... you can have irritable bowel syndrome in the morning... diarrhoea x4 before the seas just below the hydrochloric sea settle and the sailors are spared another barnett newman smear into the toilet.... quarter of bottled whiskey usually does the trick for the calmed metabolism... i know burroughs and bukowski used different mediums... but it’s better than staging a ghost fight between vegans and vegetarians... same **** different cover story all over again... and it sounds less sinister, doesn’t it? let’s repeat: metabolism & alcoholism; and in all serious soberness i put my efforts in taking interest in philosophy... like observing from spinoza’s ethics... well spinoza drank... heavily... which explains why he put it into his ethics, that explanatory ref. i will definitely mishandle (misquote): never come between a drinker and a newspaper or a blank page, even if it's a pixelated blank.
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I rest in self-misery, as the pride of a mirror - to only see It as I alone, suffering through these trials. My successes are Mere private congratulations; pats on the back, aspirations relying On the weight of the estimation theory. As are my days: random Components, wholly in the degree of alteration Days alternate between good or bad; often the latter- a newer Taste of bitterness, to an unreasonable resentment; a sad struggle Against the _Diarrhoea of Complaints_- for yes indeed, life can be So full of **** and almost in that same mirror, you sadly see The very crap you’re forced to be seated in,- __daily__ As a man is the master in his own fantasies; to have dreams In which they live as gods- their truths all taking a deformed shape The shape of life being abstract; as what hurt you today, becomes The foundation to build tomorrow’s strength. So don’t give into What pain rests on your plate- feeding into its lies; as where there is One’s fate, lies the fuel of faith. So ask yourself; where on that tank’s Needle, does your faith tend to want to sit on
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Jul 14, 2024
Jul 14, 2024 at 2:08 PM UTC
Faith
There once did live an unfortunate soul who from childhood had been diagnosed with a very rare unknown medical condition that also defined its own awkward position. And as it went, it just didn’t know when to stop until one day it received an unexpected notice informing it that its time now was almost up just moments before its heart bled into a cup. Then instead of normal blood there was seen that which looked like the colour of diarrhoea and the stench resembled that of its breath last exhaled from its gaping mouth at death. ______________________________
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Oct 27, 2017
Oct 27, 2017 at 8:59 PM UTC
The Unfortunate Soul
taking a selfie with a mirror... that's what they didn't expect when pouting their lips, that Narcissus would go among them, wielding a mirror like a sword... and that by doing so... he would turn all those looking at themselves, a fable akin to Medusa - hence the the crows played golf, taking aim when Zeppelin dropping a diarrhoea **** into mouths agape.
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Aug 24, 2016
Aug 24, 2016 at 8:52 PM UTC
taking a selfie
When, like cancer, people fear war and death as a rat fears a cat; when people detest war and death like a dead rotten rat that spreads intolerable bad smell which way a mad dog detests water for its hydrophobia; when a bright city crowded like a river full to the brim gets vacant all on a sudden just after seeing a gun- what can the city be named then? Avoiding war is the nature of the Queen of Sheba because a woman means getting boiled like an egg lying under the aggressive virility of a man surrendering completely to his lust; and a man is always like the King Solomon, at whose beckoning with finger the Queen of Sheba along with her state gets belonged to him. But what a city is it, where the disgraced men hearing the name of war enter the latrines running fast like the patients of diarrhoea? What an ill-fated country is it, where men and women calumniate the war in their sky-rending chorus? In ancient days women chose only knights and warriors as their bridegrooms; and for their beloved heroes, they made ready their shields and swords so that they could leap into the fathomless beauty of war if the battle-drum was heard beating. When they returned to their homes, their wives welcomed them laying their hearts and tears of eyes under their feet. If they got martyred, the wives felt proud of losing their husbands, as the full Moon feels proud of sacrificing her light for the earth. When a woman gets inclined only to her body, when no noble thought can enter her brain except the thought of her ****** only then she clasps her bed-mate like pincers listening to the sweet slogan of a procession. But tell me, o *** men, which cancer makes men such boneless like earth-worms? Being affected by which tuberculosis, men start shouting heart and soul like ***** saying 'Save!Save!’ listening to the maddening war-song in the air and the sky? When people detest war and death like a dead rotten rat that spreads intolerable bad smell which way a mad dog detests water for its hydrophobia, that habitation then can be called a country of worthless people where the sun should not rise ever, it should not rain and crops should not grow in the fields.
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Dec 13, 2015
Dec 13, 2015 at 11:50 AM UTC
Poem Of Hatred
When, like cancer, people fear war and death as a rat fears a cat; when people detest war and death like a dead rotten rat that spreads intolerable bad smell which way a mad dog detests water for its hydrophobia; when a bright city crowded like a river full to the brim gets vacant all on a sudden just after seeing a gun- what can the city be named then? Avoiding war is the nature of the Queen of Sheba because a woman means getting boiled like an egg lying under the aggressive virility of a man surrendering completely to his lust; and a man is always like the King Solomon, at whose beckoning with finger the Queen of Sheba along with her state gets belonged to him. But what a city is it, where the disgraced men hearing the name of war enter the latrines running fast like the patients of diarrhoea? What an ill-fated country is it, where men and women calumniate the war in their sky-rending chorus? In ancient days women chose only knights and warriors as their bridegrooms; and for their beloved heroes, they made ready their shields and swords so that they could leap into the fathomless beauty of war if the battle-drum was heard beating. When they returned to their homes, their wives welcomed them laying their hearts and tears of eyes under their feet. If they got martyred, the wives felt proud of losing their husbands, as the full Moon feels proud of sacrificing her light for the earth. When a woman gets inclined only to her body, when no noble thought can enter her brain except the thought of her ****** only then she clasps her bed-mate like pincers listening to the sweet slogan of a procession. But tell me, o *** men, which cancer makes men such boneless like earth-worms? Being affected by which tuberculosis, men start shouting heart and soul like ***** saying 'Save!Save!’ listening to the maddening war-song in the air and the sky? When people detest war and death like a dead rotten rat that spreads intolerable bad smell which way a mad dog detests water for its hydrophobia, that habitation then can be called a country of worthless people where the sun should not rise ever, it should not rain and crops should not grow in the fields.
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