"boof" poems
When you touch me
My body screams with pleasure
Your eyes boring into mine
legs intertwined
Ive never felt like this
Gentle kisses
Hugging me tight as our hips clashed
and the **** cuddles
So easy to mistake my feelings after *** for love
Science says it is love
So many hormones released
And before you know it
You're infatuated.
I don't know you
But what I do know
I love
and it KILLS ME
Dear Boof Man,
You will never read this
But I love you in a way...
And im sure you dont love me back.
I dont expect you to.
Weve known each other-
-what?-
27 days
6 hook ups
100's kisses
1000's of words spoken between us
But you live over 300 miles away
We've meet in college
And what are labels really?
Promises that we can be what i want without the names.
It felt like a match made in heaven
We were raised the same
Knowing lifes games
How to play them
When to quit
So why Boof Man, why did we play this one?
and why is it not over
Apr 24, 2017
Apr 24, 2017 at 1:19 AM UTC
b-dumm dumm
b-dumm dumm
b-dumm dumm
b-dumm dumm tchka ta weh...
tchka tchka tchka b-dumm
dumm dumm tchka tsk dumm tchka tish
dumm dumm tchka tsk dumm tchka tash
dumm dumm tchka tsk dumm tchka dish
tsk dumm b-dumm dumm tchka dumm bash
b-dumm dumm tish tchka dumm dumm tash
b-dumm dumm tish tchka dumm dumm tash
boom boom boom tchka tchka dumm bash
dumm bash-bash, dm-bash bash, dm-bish
tchka tchka dumm dumm ting
boom boom tchka tchka dumm bash ting
shik shik shika tika tik tik ting
boom boom tchka shika boom ting bish
boom shika tchka boom bash boom ching
boom, b-dumm dumm tika tika tika ting
boom shika shika boom bish bash beng
tika tika tika dumm boom boom ting
boof.. ka tchka boom boom cha
b-boof boof ka tchka boom boom cha
boom boom ka tchka tchka boom tish
tchka tchka dumm tsk tsk (dubudu) kish
(dubudu) (dubudu) (dubudu) tish
(dubudu) (dubudu) dub dub tesh
(dubudu) (dubudu) (dubudu) tsk tchka dish
dub.. b-dub dub taka tchka ting
dub dub tchka tsk dumm tchka ting
dub dub tchka tsk dumm tchka tash
dub dub tchka tsk dumm tchka ting
dub dub dub, b-dub dub dub mmm
b-dub dub dub, b-dub dub dub mmm
b-dub dub dub, b-dub dub dub mmm
b-dub mmm dub
b-dub mmm dub
b-dub
b-dub
b-dummm
Jul 30, 2016
Jul 30, 2016 at 7:52 AM UTC
Dance, Jump....fiddle your toes to and fro,
Hop ,Hop, HOp....smile to the air.
Sing Sing Sing...to the top of your voice let it go,
Spin Spin Spin...like a merry-go-round,
and around ,around and around,
Boof!PooF! to the floor.
laugh, Laugh, Laugh,Ouch You hurt yourself!
Scream!..no Smile Smile Smile smile,
life is worthwhile.
Fly and Fly, Come On, spread your Wings,
Yes You can!...Let the wind carry you.
After all is done, sun setting in the sky,
awaiting a new dawn, peacefuly laying in your sleep...
SUN IS UP!
smile, jump, Hop, LAugh, Spin...POOf, BOOf
to the floor, Come On stand,I know you can!
Life is worthwhile,life is because you are!
Jun 14, 2010
Jun 14, 2010 at 8:51 PM UTC
Her name is Plum, she's six years old and she's a beauty queen.
But she and her mama are two of the dumbest people I've ever seen.
They are so dumb that they can't pronounce tornado.
Plum likes to eat her boogers and her mama is a ***
Plum has a maybe daddy and his name is Boof.
He may not be her dad, they don't have any proof.
Plum's mama made her fight an alligator so she could get paid.
Plum won the fight by blowing up that alligator with a grenade.
This mother and daughter are a couple of hicks who are very silly.
Plum's mama is supposed to be a woman but I think she has a *****
Plum's mama is an unfit mother and should be put under arrest.
Plum is the only six year old that I've ever seen who has *******
Oct 21, 2017
Oct 21, 2017 at 5:50 PM UTC
A Tribute to Boof, the Inside Dog of us Blatchfords
You lived your life
As best you could
But time was ticking,
Ticking away
We knew it would arrive
Just not so soon
We heard the ticking
Each and every day
You may be gone,
But will never be forgotten
Because right from the very start
You wormed your way into our heart
Feb 26, 2016
Feb 26, 2016 at 1:24 AM UTC
Who is waiting while wading
Its not in the water but in the sea
Sky above turning in circles rotating
Meditating in the water sharks fearing
World isn't promised to no one, Drown or Boof, Boof
Blue dreams haunting been in others visions
Hit right come back to the left
Caught in two minds then I hit another right
Isn't dat an octopus? Hit back to the left
Water flowing high swimming not an option
Dec 27, 2014
Dec 27, 2014 at 4:22 PM UTC
There's a sound...
What...what was that?
Keys...I hear keys! keys mean door...door means outside,
outside means.....
MUM'S HOME MUM'S HOME MUM'S HOME!!!!!
I need to shout.
WOOF BOOF BOOF WOOF!!!!
MUM YOUR HOME YOUR HOME
i'm need to jump...
JUMP WOOF JUMP JUMP BOOF WOOF !!!
OH! MY! GOD!
SHE'S HOME SHE'S HOME!!!
I NEED TO ***
I'M PEEING..
HOORAY!!!
MUMS HOME AND I'M PEEING
This is the best day EVER!!!
Feb 15, 2016
Feb 15, 2016 at 3:00 AM UTC
The stable genius spouts his wisdom from the podium.
All doctors, scientists, generals - Compared with him, are dumb.
He has the best words and ideas no others could conceive.
He'll cure you of the COVID-19 if you'd just believe.
So eat some Tide Pods™, drink some Lysol™, boof some Listerine™.
Spend twelve hours on a tanning bed and you will come out clean.
No more virus, no more suffering, no more pain or strife.
You will be cured of COVID, by being cured of life!
And as your soul departs your corpse, if might occur to you.
The orange man's thoughts and ramblings might not all be true.
But if you live, my Trumpist friend, I'm sure you'll be content
to cast your vote to re-elect that fool for President!
Apr 25, 2020
Apr 25, 2020 at 10:36 AM UTC
what the hell is this 'oof' ****
i want to bond with my son,
but i still don't know what a 'boof' is.
my son is vindictive; is 'fort-night' addictive?
fuck's sake, i feel like a ******
Dec 3, 2018
Dec 3, 2018 at 1:15 PM UTC