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MetaVerse Oct 2024
Butter
There once was a man from Green Bay
Who made it a habit each day
     To ****** an udder
     While churning his butter,
Then go for a nap in the hay.
#green #bay #wisconsin #limerick #cows #bovine #******* #******* #butter #dairy
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MetaVerse Oct 2024
Sneezer
There once was a sneezer named Rose
Who'd sneeze to the tips of her toes.
    She once sneezed so heinous
    She puked out her ****
And blew out her brains through her nose.
#rose #noes #sneeze #anatomy #limerick #humor #allergies #kleenex #achoo
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King of Limericks Sep 2024
World Bamboo Day
When judging the tree by its fruits
The bamboo proponent imputes
             That this grass’s great power
             Lies not with its flower
But deep in its rhizomes and roots
September 18 is World Bamboo Day. Take a moment to embrace beauty, strength, resilience, flexibility, adaptability, and sustainability.
#bamboo #limerick #trees #fruits #roots
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David Plantinga Sep 2024
Buzzing Flies
The summer brings on buzzing flies.  
Those whirrings around ears and eyes
Strum lullabies that make
A sleeper **** awake
And aggravate miserable Julies.
#summer #flies #heat #limerick #humor
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David Plantinga Sep 2024
Verbosity
All phrases that are pleonastic
And too redundant are bombastic.  
Verbose prolixity
Makes plodding poetry,
A sluggish, limping limerick.
#verbosity #prolixity #limerick #humor
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Asmita Ray Aug 2024
Hogwarts House Goals
Keep a Slytherin with Gryffindor
They will wage a war.

Keep a Slytherin with Hufflepuff
Write an obituary for the latter.

Keep a Slytherin with Ravenclaw
It will be our doomsday for sure.
#harrypotter #hogwarts #funny #limerick
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King of Limericks Aug 2024
Empathy
We often get lost in our bubbles
Caught up in our very own troubles
But it’s equally rotten
For those we’ve forgotten
Remember that everyone struggles
#empathy #suffering #limerick
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King of Limericks Aug 2024
Self Worth
When driven by mere acquisition
On the glittering path to perdition
You may seem to go far
But with no guiding star
You will fade like a dim apparition
#limerick #greed #value
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Geof Spavins Aug 2024
The Mosquito
There once was a mosquito named Jack,
Who bit in the small of my back.
I scratched and I swore,
As she flew out the door,
Leaving me with an itchy attack!

****** Mosquitos – Literally
Personal to me
#limerick #amusing
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