Cats **** on your clothes
On purrrrpose
They sound like sports cars
That's why everyone wants a feline
Just not their ancestors
Well, maybe the ballsy ones

Your orange fur.
Sleep now sweet boy.
You don't have to stay alive if it hurts.
I know it's hard.
You had good times.
Biting my feet when I tried to have tea in the morning.
Sleeping by me every night.
Chasing rabbits in dawns early light.
I've heard heavens real nice.
There's probably a lot of mice.
You were a sweet boy.
I love you.
I will always love you.
Bye my kitty boy.
Let go if u can't fight anymore.

"Hey kitty kitty,
take care of momma for me"
But momma needs you. . . .

I like to play with my *****
And by that
I mean my cat
You pervert.

Little woolly monsters,

Dark as vampire bats,

Frightening the children,

Who else, but knitted cats

Pat pitter pat
They call you the kitty cat
Pur pur pur
I pet your glorious soft fur
Meow moww meow
I dont know what I would do with out my best pal around  
GUR GROWL GUR
My wonderfully evil little snuggler
Wait what was that
Oh yes
My favorite kitty cat