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Michael Cassio Jul 2015
Egbert: my best friend
What secrets do you hide
In the glowing warmth of your orb?


You hung from the ceiling,
Allowed us to roll a
Joint

When darkness beckoned,
You illuminated. One euphoric conflagration of immense joy.

You remain with us.
When others approached
You welcomed. Yet,
You remained loyal.
You will remain loyal
Forever.

You've taken me this far, now
Take me
All the way to Kochstraße.
Inspired by an unnamed egg at an undisclosed location
Lila Valentine Dec 2015
Strider is red
Egbert is blue
They're gay for each other
Like I am for you.


Gamzee is purple
Terezi is teal
Their love's a bit different
Because hate's what they feel.

*


Meenah is fuschia
Vriska is blue
Cute lesbian couple
P badass too.
FIRST OFF IF I GET ANY HATE FOR IT BEING HOMESTUCK I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF

I know lots of people hate it, just ignore it, you don't need to say anything. And if you are gonna be a **** private message me, it'll get intense.

I made these up, but you can use them if you want.

*Yes I know Egbert is technically straight but for the sake of this poem...
RandiSkitt Jun 2014
It all started in 2008
A boy stood alone in his room
John Egbert was his name
John Egbert (c) Andrew Hussie
GaryFairy  Oct 2021
All Ways
GaryFairy Oct 2021
Your way works sometimes
My way works sometimes
Their way works sometimes
Without all ways, there would be no way, always
Hey grey, you took the blue away
Is it really going to rain all day?
If the sky were only grey, it would rain all days
Tomorrow is the big day, don't take it away
To get to the big day, I lived through small days

Get it Egbert?

Relativity

It's something that we were born with, but for some odd reason, a mad scientist got credit for it. Happy scientists, like Benjamin Franklin just used it for science.

All is Relative was said at a family reunion by a grandpa in West Virginia. Then he called the missing family members inbreds. Sinister

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