Long & green between thumb & forefinger,
she fished it out of her nose.
First graders do all sorts of ill-mannered
things, I suppose.
But to savor the slimy lizard as tasty morsel
was stretching it a bit.
Spreading it on a ******* is
where this little charming story should have quit.
Suffice to say, she's a little radical,
one of those raiders of a lost art.
Eating ones own boogers takes bravado,
and earns a gold star for this ornery upstart.