"skyrim" poems - Hello Poetry

I Craw in the Urban Jungle night after night, making shadows my best friend Because my pale skin would get sunburn in the day time. Many of you have read about me on the internet, But don't know if we exist like the Yeti or Bigfoot Every now and then you see photos of me and hear stories about our existence But here I am, White, Nerdy and…. Nerdy Nerdy like the Nerds falling out of the box and skipping on the floor of my lair (or my parents basement whatever you call it). Some moments you will find me praying to my shrine for my savior, Weird Al Yankovic Many of you may call us “ Losers” But let me take a moment to tell you why you are wrong, in every way. First off, We are not losers we just win at things that you don't care about Like the Rubik's Cube, Dungeon and Dragons, and Larping We don’t care about making friends, getting the poo tang, or getting high off of our ***** No we are too occupied trying to plan how we will survive the zombie apocalypse, Or debating on if Star Wars is better than Star Track. We are too busy reading comic books, Leveling up our one handedness On Skyrim of course. You think that we are hideous, But in all reality, my acne improves my defenses against mother nature, My braces are actually tools that government uses so they can reflect solar flares back to space I'm ugly because god decided to make me pick up girls on ******** mode because before you Meet me it was way too easy. Many of you think that we are weak I may have spaghetti arms, no abs, but you know what, no problem, Because if you look at my shadow, you see someone that 10 feet tall and bulletproof I am a nerd, hear me roar. My roar breaks your paper thin confidence As it just floats in the wind like leaves, leaving the tree in October My roar will rock your house with all of your friends leaving you alone because in the end, you May be popular but lets be honest, who are your real friends? Call me weak, I dare you Being a nerd has taught me many things Like don't eat cake because it is deceiving And that Neo should of taken the blue pill Because that movie series was terrible. And that DC Comics is the best, ***** Marvel But the one thing it taught me the most is that be proud of myself.

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Jan 30, 2014

Jan 30, 2014 at 10:03 PM UTC

jason-cirkovic

I Am a Nerd, Hear Me Roar

I Craw in the Urban Jungle night after night, making shadows my best friend Because my pale skin would get sunburn in the day time. Many of you have read about me on the internet, But don't know if we exist like the Yeti or Bigfoot Every now and then you see photos of me and hear stories about our existence But here I am, White, Nerdy and…. Nerdy Nerdy like the Nerds falling out of the box and skipping on the floor of my lair (or my parents basement whatever you call it). Some moments you will find me praying to my shrine for my savior, Weird Al Yankovic Many of you may call us “ Losers” But let me take a moment to tell you why you are wrong, in every way. First off, We are not losers we just win at things that you don't care about Like the Rubik's Cube, Dungeon and Dragons, and Larping We don’t care about making friends, getting the poo tang, or getting high off of our ***** No we are too occupied trying to plan how we will survive the zombie apocalypse, Or debating on if Star Wars is better than Star Track. We are too busy reading comic books, Leveling up our one handedness On Skyrim of course. You think that we are hideous, But in all reality, my acne improves my defenses against mother nature, My braces are actually tools that government uses so they can reflect solar flares back to space I'm ugly because god decided to make me pick up girls on ******** mode because before you Meet me it was way too easy. Many of you think that we are weak I may have spaghetti arms, no abs, but you know what, no problem, Because if you look at my shadow, you see someone that 10 feet tall and bulletproof I am a nerd, hear me roar. My roar breaks your paper thin confidence As it just floats in the wind like leaves, leaving the tree in October My roar will rock your house with all of your friends leaving you alone because in the end, you May be popular but lets be honest, who are your real friends? Call me weak, I dare you Being a nerd has taught me many things Like don't eat cake because it is deceiving And that Neo should of taken the blue pill Because that movie series was terrible. And that DC Comics is the best, ***** Marvel But the one thing it taught me the most is that be proud of myself.