you know one thing i hated as a kid, is not being included, because every kid
wants to be included, i love life, i love to PARTY, i love being normaL I hate nothing
nothing at all, you see i had this friend named patrick back in those days, and he
never yelled at me, i hear him yelling at me in my head, but that is the cosmos, you
see i tried to be like him, because he helped me more than anyone else, took me to jimmy barnes
concerts, and i liked him, and he took me to nye parties, and we certainly partied all night
even when i crashed over his house, cause i didn’t want to show dad how ****** i was, pat
never yelled like a *****, but i turned out to be a ***** in the end, because i had too much
creative energy i had to get rid of, and i was a ****, until i started seeing carers, they have all
helped me by making me understand that he ain’t my daddy, but i still wanted to see him
but i have to realise, we are adults now, and we have to grow up, when i am watching chris rock
i am hearing nonsense voices of my mates hating black people but i learnt from the messiah that
black people are good comedians and good athletes, there is a lot of knowledge in black people
more so than in white people, blacks are struggling day in and day out, while us whites get it easy
and i am saying patrick was the nicest white person i have ever met after meeting a few aussies at
the cricket, i liked patrick back then because he helped me understand a bit about my family, to whom
i used to get cranky with, well, mainly he was showing me what my family was doing with them, ya know
the other kids, anyway, i have no ideas what patrick is doing now, but i hope he is working in a top high class job
because i am an artist, and writer and youtube entertainer, when i go to bed, i ain’t like canary bird, and i ain’t
a koomarri man, i just fall asleep on the bed with the radio on to keep me company, and when i yell at my voices
i am basically saying, i AM THE BIG PARTY PERSON, I PROVIDE PARTIES FOR ALL, i have moved out now
so come on DUDES, because going out is fun, patrick taught me that, my head is saying, he didn’t wanna do that
because i don’t like yelling at people, i prefer if i yell, i yell at the cosmos, because bailey from the show NEIGHBOURS
‘when he yelled, he looked like a CRAZY person, making the man say ‘YOU’RE CRAZY BAILS’ and that man who said
that told bailey he was crazy, reminded me of patrick, in the way of saying, patrick was a very nice person, he didn’t have to yell
if i meet patrick again, i will explain i am an artist and writer and youtube ****** and then i will tell patrick, i have always liked the computer
it’s just that i like going out having fun too, i have been thrown out of houses or flats, but patrick never did, so that makes him
number 1, out of school chums who i mucked with at school, and i like the joke by chris rock, men can’t go backwards sexually while
women can’t go backwards in lifestyle, i know we said imagine what lylle would do, here, imagine what lyle would, there, imagine
what lyle would in any place, yeah mate yeah, i am cool, i remember playing heavy metal music loud with patrick, as well and playing
basketball as well, now patrick, whether he liked christmas or not, he still put his xmas tree up, i can tell you one thing though, i am
a buddhist who loves christian holidays, and i had fun teasing the old army men, who fought and died for this country, you see
this year is the 100 th year of gallipoli, and it’s an oldie thing to tease with music now, because young army codgers are in it
to be there for their country, patrick is a heavy metal ******, mainly liking jimmy barnes and me, as cronus put dad in barnesy’s family
as his little granddaughter betty, so dad, the old army codger from way back can learn the nice parts of jimmy barnes
i remembered patrick singing when your love is gone, and i liked him singing it, but i was looking at his legs, i was CRAZY
because i shouldn’t look at people’s legs, i am not gay, i am a man with problems, i have changed from all that nonsense of my minds past
i am now the new and improved brian allan, but i realise that patrick might not like me saying this, but he helped me, by not getting cranky AT me
i just want to make peace with my good mate, opatrick, because, he might have been ******* with my criime
and because of that crime, and because he was nice, when i saw he was cranky, i left him to head down the mall to be big bad brian
and the best way to get a guy over to a girl’s house, is put a *** on the stove and you will have every man breaking down your door
you see, i was hearing crazy teasing in my head, and patrick’s voice was saying, is he trying to be like mr allan, i thought he was trying
to be like us, tease him, fight him, bully him around, and patrick still doesn’t know that channel 9’s karl stefanovic reminded me of patrick’s cool kid
to my mind but i have to tread to carefully there because patrick might have been trying to be like craig from kingswood country, he might hate
karl stefanovic, it’s just he reminded me of patrick, what is wrong with visions, pat might hate karl stefanovic, well his cool kid does anyway
and my cool kid is ***** hogan and sam marshall, patrick is a young dude figure
