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"buggers" poems
Not another flipping cooking show, On the telly, it's all go, Weird concoctions in their heads, What's up with good old meat and veg? Judges frowning, watching on, The clock is ticking, must get done, Sweat is dripping in their pies, So some top Chef can criticise? I'd love that job, the eating bit, They never eat up all of it, Sometimes they are just simply rude, So if they criticised my food, I wouldn't put up with that **** The buggers would be wearing it :)
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Apr 9, 2014
Apr 9, 2014 at 3:51 PM UTC
Monster Chef
of course i ********** every night, otherwise i'd be wondering about the next Laika in space with some next soviet conspiracy Sputnik hovering while i chance abbreviate a change on hairstyling thinking: jeez, this is a little bit too afro frizzy for a brainstorm, maybe i better opt for Jamaican dreads? economics of shampoo usage, suddenly a large bank account. i do get the idea behind treating nouns like albinos... bleach the ******* hang them to dry in Polaroids... while commercial flights fly at a certain height, and the rich buggers fly high enough to jet-stream in the cirrus uncinus bracket... and they lie to children, they're talking about strange satellites... i can't see satellites, not without Galileo's excommunication apparatus, satellites, as far as i am concerned orbit the earth in a non-visible spectrum of the vacuum... hence their orbiting outside of the visible spectrum atmosphere of the earth, i would not be able to see a satellite for the love of Michaelangelo.
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May 4, 2016
May 4, 2016 at 8:25 PM UTC
Jamaican dreads
My eyes are black holes Dead, deceased An ecosystem of decay a habitat for shattered souls My eyes are lifeless Lack luster Sparkled out Behind the wall, we are falling Banging out our heads and hearts against doors off hinges Against some mad buggers intuitions
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Aug 24, 2012
Aug 24, 2012 at 8:00 PM UTC
Black Holes Decay
Stink up the beer house with unadorned putrid self-thoughts. Poppy-eyed and hating others is easy for blue bottled buggers. A sweet thing for you! A growing circle of six-legged empty. Filled to the brim with puffed up space. A white brim with a shiny red exoskeleton. Oh, what a dreadful sight! Hair strewn across a face and hooked into the teeth of the blushy lullabied insect screech. Clear liquid not blood, but blood all the same on an empty stomach with full vein-shot bones. Not milky bones with calcium-love.. A dead, deficient, cracked, neglected, insufficient skeletal frame, limp. Yellowed with hate-smoke and old book notes. Splintered, crazed and buzzed through the gridded bulging eye-window of every single one of those insect like Self-Loathers. Chosen out of pure sympathy "We should talk more" .......To the sun, the moon and the stars? Every star mocks, Every beam scoffs and every moon likes to deride on the pain that hides beneath the lies of human bug eyes. A simply formed pound of vertebrate flesh leaks soft plasma on the scaly moth floor. Oh how we are dusty and unsure! Forestry consisting of a Sitka Spruce and of a Japanese Larch was a claim I made from the start. Over gardens of attention arachnid lurking selfish bugs and even those half winged "friend people". The bell has rung the scariest of chimes and with every soul wrenching 'ding' a furry fang digs at the blotchy eyed, softly fleshed girl. Oh such a sweet thing to be surrounded by selfish bugs who spin webs with tear stained tissues!
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Oct 18, 2014
Oct 18, 2014 at 2:19 PM UTC
Selfish Bugs
Stink up the beer house with unadorned putrid self-thoughts. Poppy-eyed and hating others is easy for blue bottled buggers. A sweet thing for you! A growing circle of six-legged empty. Filled to the brim with puffed up space. A white brim with a shiny red exoskeleton. Oh, what a dreadful sight! Hair strewn across a face and hooked into the teeth of the blushy lullabied insect screech. Clear liquid not blood, but blood all the same on an empty stomach with full vein-shot bones. Not milky bones with calcium-love.. A dead, deficient, cracked, neglected, insufficient skeletal frame, limp. Yellowed with hate-smoke and old book notes. Splintered, crazed and buzzed through the gridded bulging eye-window of every single one of those insect like Self-Loathers. Chosen out of pure sympathy "We should talk more" .......To the sun, the moon and the stars? Every star mocks, Every beam scoffs and every moon likes to deride on the pain that hides beneath the lies of human bug eyes. A simply formed pound of vertebrate flesh leaks soft plasma on the scaly moth floor. Oh how we are dusty and unsure! Forestry consisting of a Sitka Spruce and of a Japanese Larch was a claim I made from the start. Over gardens of attention arachnid lurking selfish bugs and even those half winged "friend people". The bell has rung the scariest of chimes and with every soul wrenching 'ding' a furry fang digs at the blotchy eyed, softly fleshed girl. Oh such a sweet thing to be surrounded by selfish bugs who spin webs with tear stained tissues!
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She knew, right afterward. Amazing. She knew. I took her word for it. Oo-Oo-Oocyte! The largest, roundest cell Females have. It is Visible to the eye Clothed or nakey. With the largest surface Volume in relation to Her cell-fluid-gorged surface. One is produced ea/month. One? Yowza. Me? Millions of the little buggers. Millions! Yeah! THAT’s The ticket! And tiny those little tickets are. Hardly more than a nucleus with That powerhouse of the cell, The Mitochondrial outboard motor, Propelling the tail. The smallest and straightest Human cell (Cool tail, though) The juxtaposition is kind Of amazing. Large vs. small. Roundest vs. straightest. Tail-propelled nucleus Vs. Moon-shaped cytoplasm. The opposite, embryologically- Speaking. And she was positive, POSITIVE We’d conceived. Roughly 9 months later, I was there. Physically. The rest of me was Possibly sunning in Togo. Kind of freaked me out, The birthing process, The first time. My son. My baby boy. Our child. 5/28/91. I’m more proud and more Astonished at the man My little baby has grown into With each passing day. Golden child, beginning Life with blonde hair, Almost white, darkening As he grew into the French- Indian DNA of his Mom’s side of the family. He is so much like His Mother, for which I’m very happy, Because his Mother Is simply amazing And worthy of an entire Slew of poems just To describe her. And I’ve another Golden child Gold blessing vein running True and deep, different Than his older brother Of seven years, Yet similar, opposite in Some ways, having grown strong As the little plaything for His older brother’s friends, Making him very tough, Strong as a team of oxen, A work ethic he inherited From Dad, Mom, Brother Yet fitting together as Loving siblings can When they have God At the center of their lives. Thank You, God, for My two sons. I’m protective, but I know They do not belong to me. They are Your blessings To my wife and me. They are Your blessings To this world, set in motion, Wound up to take what they see And make it better, and To prevent it from getting worse. They will do Your work. We were the biological Vessels that delivered Them from Your world Before To this world, Now.
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Mar 1, 2013
Mar 1, 2013 at 5:12 PM UTC
The Blessings Children Are
She knew, right afterward. Amazing. She knew. I took her word for it. Oo-Oo-Oocyte! The largest, roundest cell Females have. It is Visible to the eye Clothed or nakey. With the largest surface Volume in relation to Her cell-fluid-gorged surface. One is produced ea/month. One? Yowza. Me? Millions of the little buggers. Millions! Yeah! THAT’s The ticket! And tiny those little tickets are. Hardly more than a nucleus with That powerhouse of the cell, The Mitochondrial outboard motor, Propelling the tail. The smallest and straightest Human cell (Cool tail, though) The juxtaposition is kind Of amazing. Large vs. small. Roundest vs. straightest. Tail-propelled nucleus Vs. Moon-shaped cytoplasm. The opposite, embryologically- Speaking. And she was positive, POSITIVE We’d conceived. Roughly 9 months later, I was there. Physically. The rest of me was Possibly sunning in Togo. Kind of freaked me out, The birthing process, The first time. My son. My baby boy. Our child. 5/28/91. I’m more proud and more Astonished at the man My little baby has grown into With each passing day. Golden child, beginning Life with blonde hair, Almost white, darkening As he grew into the French- Indian DNA of his Mom’s side of the family. He is so much like His Mother, for which I’m very happy, Because his Mother Is simply amazing And worthy of an entire Slew of poems just To describe her. And I’ve another Golden child Gold blessing vein running True and deep, different Than his older brother Of seven years, Yet similar, opposite in Some ways, having grown strong As the little plaything for His older brother’s friends, Making him very tough, Strong as a team of oxen, A work ethic he inherited From Dad, Mom, Brother Yet fitting together as Loving siblings can When they have God At the center of their lives. Thank You, God, for My two sons. I’m protective, but I know They do not belong to me. They are Your blessings To my wife and me. They are Your blessings To this world, set in motion, Wound up to take what they see And make it better, and To prevent it from getting worse. They will do Your work. We were the biological Vessels that delivered Them from Your world Before To this world, Now.
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So aye We wir watchin that David Attenborough or tryin tae - fower weans tearin up the joint, an she's like, See if youse dinny shut it...! an aw that, ken - You no gonny tell thum? So ah'm like, "Aye.   Wheesht, youse." But it wis amazin, like. These fish. Years oot at sea. Tiny wee at first, dodgin sharks an jellyfish an aw sorts, awa oot, miles fae land. (*God!  Youse!  Take it up the stair! Tell thum, you!* "Aye, boys.  Listen tae yir ma.") Then wan day, like they get the urge, ken? Got tae go. An in they come, surgin fae the sea, these sleek, silver bullets fat wi feedin. (I'll no tell yis again!) Nothin, an ah mean nothing is gonny stop them. Waterfalls?  Nae bother. Just pure hungry fir the lassies, ken? The boy Attenborough sais they dinny even eat! (*That's it!  Ah tellt ye! Here you!  Take some responsibility, wull ye?* "Eh?  Oh, aye. Away tae yir rooms, boys - yir ma tellt ye.") These pure ***** divils will loup up sheer cliffs, baws burstin, bi the look ay it. Poetry in motion, ken? Like, ah dinny ken, pure water brought tae life, an that. Jist pure savage. An then, haw - they find the lassies! An it's jist, like, 'splurge'! Done the deed. Gemme ower, job done, deid. An there's this shot. Ripplin shallows, just fill ay the twitchin bodies. Craws an bears an that, queuin up fir the bonanza. Jist, like, totally spent. An she's aw, *Here, is that no terrible? Pair buggers! Eifter aw that!* An ah'm like, "Aye." But see inside, ah'm thinkin, "Lucky, lucky ********
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Mar 14, 2016
Mar 14, 2016 at 11:43 AM UTC
Salmon
So aye We wir watchin that David Attenborough or tryin tae - fower weans tearin up the joint, an she's like, See if youse dinny shut it...! an aw that, ken - You no gonny tell thum? So ah'm like, "Aye.   Wheesht, youse." But it wis amazin, like. These fish. Years oot at sea. Tiny wee at first, dodgin sharks an jellyfish an aw sorts, awa oot, miles fae land. (*God!  Youse!  Take it up the stair! Tell thum, you!* "Aye, boys.  Listen tae yir ma.") Then wan day, like they get the urge, ken? Got tae go. An in they come, surgin fae the sea, these sleek, silver bullets fat wi feedin. (I'll no tell yis again!) Nothin, an ah mean nothing is gonny stop them. Waterfalls?  Nae bother. Just pure hungry fir the lassies, ken? The boy Attenborough sais they dinny even eat! (*That's it!  Ah tellt ye! Here you!  Take some responsibility, wull ye?* "Eh?  Oh, aye. Away tae yir rooms, boys - yir ma tellt ye.") These pure ***** divils will loup up sheer cliffs, baws burstin, bi the look ay it. Poetry in motion, ken? Like, ah dinny ken, pure water brought tae life, an that. Jist pure savage. An then, haw - they find the lassies! An it's jist, like, 'splurge'! Done the deed. Gemme ower, job done, deid. An there's this shot. Ripplin shallows, just fill ay the twitchin bodies. Craws an bears an that, queuin up fir the bonanza. Jist, like, totally spent. An she's aw, *Here, is that no terrible? Pair buggers! Eifter aw that!* An ah'm like, "Aye." But see inside, ah'm thinkin, "Lucky, lucky ********
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I'm a captured tooth nerve amalgam appeased restrained in containment by my keeper then I can be a prisoner escaping the jail my warder has lost the keys of control on dark days my fathoms swirl in murky mass infused with blinding kelp on good days my porthole shows clearness of eye the glass reflects well just to confuse my ores composition is misunderstood the translation metamorphic changing minute by minute hour by hour these ones are buggers my microscope isn't good with definition will I or wont I who knows my borders are contested being diplomatic I make pacts and treaties no monicker is required the tried and tested gentleman's agreement that will do   my margins can be thick or thin comments fit in usually they range between insult and praise depending on the mood I oft go to open cut mines to find common minerals which are useful on a daily basis real effort is called for when I delve into deep shafts sometimes gems are quarried precious ones to behold well enough said a letter is to be written dear meditative home we're returning soon if we're delayed after hours p.s. leave the porch light on
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Oct 16, 2013
Oct 16, 2013 at 5:52 AM UTC
Metaphors For Thoughts
Work your fingers raw for a pittance and you wish one day to bid good riddance to your destiny, good riddance to your destiny Looking up you see them grinning down but ask why they keep winning and they'll label you the enemy they'll label you the enemy So you've got three kids and you're ****** because your salary's been cut and you're burning up the furniture you're burning up the furniture Well they can trace their ****** blood generations and their current lordly station is their holy primogeniture it's their holy primogeniture You can sing and dance apologise and grovel You can mark your x and **** off to the hovel that you'll never own the hovel that you'll never own Meanwhile they will never leave the school that tells them they are born to rule till we vote the buggers on the throne we vote the buggers on the throne This land ain't your land this land ain't my land not the Glasgow dockyard nor the empty Highland this land is their land it's bleed you dry land and you'll be laid to rest here beneath the wonder why land.
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Nov 2, 2012
Nov 2, 2012 at 2:47 PM UTC
Rant
I am actually a huge fan of Banksy and thoroughly enjoyed Dismaland but the A level kids I teach at a school just down the road from Weston couldn't get in because they've got Art P2. We wrote letters and sent emails but had no reply. They were very disillusioned by it all so their art teacher decided to take them to Dismaland and show some of their work on the grass outside. Security were not impressed and called the police. We made a film about it and I read this poem at the gates. This is the first part. So this is where this tale will start, Of What is Banksy? Who is art? You're the joke now, don't you see? This ****** ticket lottery, For crazy cats who play the rules Not you poor buggers stuck in schools Can’t press refresh at the stroke of ten Cos that's exactly the time when the bell rings for art to begin The irony is lost on him. No tickets in your grubby hand Cos schools cant afford the broadband. Don't look at me with dismal faces You lot sure are going places Yep, you're all sat on a train Going to weston in the rain Who do you lot think you are? No movie queens nor a rock star You don't fly in from LA You don't even have a card to pay No Damien's, No Brad. No Suze. Pack up your dreams kids, Born to lose. Like a load of buckets to the factory gate Where we'll have to stand and stand and wait He is not Wonka, he's not your friend, This Charlie gets nothing in the end. So looks like we might not get in, Stare them down kids, take ours to him. Banksy Inc. has made these choices, But they can't silence all our voices. Helllooooooo Banksy? Are you there? Going to show these kids you care? Open up those hallowed portals For this lot of mere mortals? They've brought stuff they want to show It's really very good you know Because they made it from the heart Not for a calendar of street art You know? Like how you used to be? Before they showed you on TV. They protest about stuff for reals, And soon be snapping at the heels Of all the London folk in there Sell for a million but pretend they care. Come on Banksy they'll be good Take their selfies like they should. Come on Banksy, just be nice, They'll snap up all your merchandise And shuffle round the park like drones Take out pocket money loans. Listen kids, this isn't working, Banksy's in his rolls and shirking, We don't need to storm the walls We can show them we've got ***** By standing here and giving free What they've all spent five quid to see.
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Oct 12, 2017
Oct 12, 2017 at 3:47 PM UTC
Dismaland
I am actually a huge fan of Banksy and thoroughly enjoyed Dismaland but the A level kids I teach at a school just down the road from Weston couldn't get in because they've got Art P2. We wrote letters and sent emails but had no reply. They were very disillusioned by it all so their art teacher decided to take them to Dismaland and show some of their work on the grass outside. Security were not impressed and called the police. We made a film about it and I read this poem at the gates. This is the first part. So this is where this tale will start, Of What is Banksy? Who is art? You're the joke now, don't you see? This ****** ticket lottery, For crazy cats who play the rules Not you poor buggers stuck in schools Can’t press refresh at the stroke of ten Cos that's exactly the time when the bell rings for art to begin The irony is lost on him. No tickets in your grubby hand Cos schools cant afford the broadband. Don't look at me with dismal faces You lot sure are going places Yep, you're all sat on a train Going to weston in the rain Who do you lot think you are? No movie queens nor a rock star You don't fly in from LA You don't even have a card to pay No Damien's, No Brad. No Suze. Pack up your dreams kids, Born to lose. Like a load of buckets to the factory gate Where we'll have to stand and stand and wait He is not Wonka, he's not your friend, This Charlie gets nothing in the end. So looks like we might not get in, Stare them down kids, take ours to him. Banksy Inc. has made these choices, But they can't silence all our voices. Helllooooooo Banksy? Are you there? Going to show these kids you care? Open up those hallowed portals For this lot of mere mortals? They've brought stuff they want to show It's really very good you know Because they made it from the heart Not for a calendar of street art You know? Like how you used to be? Before they showed you on TV. They protest about stuff for reals, And soon be snapping at the heels Of all the London folk in there Sell for a million but pretend they care. Come on Banksy they'll be good Take their selfies like they should. Come on Banksy, just be nice, They'll snap up all your merchandise And shuffle round the park like drones Take out pocket money loans. Listen kids, this isn't working, Banksy's in his rolls and shirking, We don't need to storm the walls We can show them we've got ***** By standing here and giving free What they've all spent five quid to see.
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All the morbid sad poems Are like little wicked gnomes Gnawing at my ankles Beckoning my downfall Their little beady eyes Glare hungrily at me But who am I to stop them When I can hardly flee Maybe I should swing a left Try a new approach Kick the buggers in their teeth And go out on a shopping spree
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May 10, 2016
May 10, 2016 at 2:08 PM UTC
Little Gnomes
When you see the colorful little buggers flying, it's somewhat comical, almost amusing, as if God gave these winged creatures the prettiest array of feathers, the most beautiful beak, on the planet. But they pay for it, it's huge, it's so doggone heavy they can't keep their headsup in flight. Well, maybe that's not funny, they could hit somebody or something, knock themselves out!
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Apr 30, 2015
Apr 30, 2015 at 7:15 AM UTC
The Poor Toucans
Here's the story told to me about our glorious infantry. Louts,rapscallions,friends battalions arm in arm and full of glee marching off to join the infantry. In the rear lines drinking fine wines,hock,moselle,some burgundy and some drinking ginseng flavoured tea from some far flung idea of Empire while only half a mile along the road the whole world was on fire, were the fat arsed generals with their horses, waiting on their second courses, crepes and franzipans and to a man they didn't care that the war was waiting there, 'let the ******** wait',they'd say, after all that was the gentlemanly way. The bullets striped us left to right and falling into our own falling ***** we'd call for mum and dad aye lads aye lads war is bad but for the buggers at the rear who never so much as once came near the sound of a gun, war was fun a chance to socialise, society is full of lies and leaders they were not. But death's got their number on his shell,they'll soon be joining us in hell, so ****** them and sod the lot were in a spot,we'll not get home,splintered bone and mangled limb and corporal thinks it's still a sin to swear well ****** him as well,we no longer care. As we share a final smoke,Johnny tells his favourite joke about three generals and some place called,but I forget the punch line as the time has come for one more bullet,one more gun and silence. In Croydon,Roydon and North of Watford Gap,families are spoon fed some wholesome krap from drip fed Sergeants,battle,shield and argent,honour King and all the other little things that the senselessness of death brings home. Let them keep their fields filled full with glory,we know the ***** **** filled story, war is bad war is bad I'm glad that I cant fight no more.
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Jul 25, 2013
Jul 25, 2013 at 9:32 AM UTC
Enemies make better friends
Here's the story told to me about our glorious infantry. Louts,rapscallions,friends battalions arm in arm and full of glee marching off to join the infantry. In the rear lines drinking fine wines,hock,moselle,some burgundy and some drinking ginseng flavoured tea from some far flung idea of Empire while only half a mile along the road the whole world was on fire, were the fat arsed generals with their horses, waiting on their second courses, crepes and franzipans and to a man they didn't care that the war was waiting there, 'let the ******** wait',they'd say, after all that was the gentlemanly way. The bullets striped us left to right and falling into our own falling ***** we'd call for mum and dad aye lads aye lads war is bad but for the buggers at the rear who never so much as once came near the sound of a gun, war was fun a chance to socialise, society is full of lies and leaders they were not. But death's got their number on his shell,they'll soon be joining us in hell, so ****** them and sod the lot were in a spot,we'll not get home,splintered bone and mangled limb and corporal thinks it's still a sin to swear well ****** him as well,we no longer care. As we share a final smoke,Johnny tells his favourite joke about three generals and some place called,but I forget the punch line as the time has come for one more bullet,one more gun and silence. In Croydon,Roydon and North of Watford Gap,families are spoon fed some wholesome krap from drip fed Sergeants,battle,shield and argent,honour King and all the other little things that the senselessness of death brings home. Let them keep their fields filled full with glory,we know the ***** **** filled story, war is bad war is bad I'm glad that I cant fight no more.
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Blokes in the bar sure do say some weird stuff Like "love to **** her ******* and eat her **** Seem to have animals on their mind all the while "I'd like to see her ***** or do her doggy style" What does all that mean? I'd really love to know And how does a woman have a nice Camel Toe? If a woman comes close and she's a real **** one One of them may say "I'd like to give the ferret a run" A bloke went to the toilet seemed quite annoyed Said he was gonna shake hands with the unemployed "You mean syphon the python" asked one of the men "Not really, just shake hands with the wives best friend" He said he wanted a ***** to his wife late last night "Gee mate you shoulda seen it, I had a mongrel alright" Apparently she said "no" and he threatened to leave her Said he wasn't hanging around if he didn't get any ****** Fred said his wife was gorgeous and he had always adored But lately she was off *** didn't want any more pork sword Frank's wife was the same and she hardly left the cottage Would never let Frank touch her or play hide the sausage Max, reckoned he'd nearly had more than a man could take Couldn't get near the missus with his one eyed trouser snake As for Gerard, He said "think my wife's taking me for a sucker" "Told me to keep away with the blue veined custard chucker" A **** dark woman walked past, Marty said "I'd give her a ride" The barman just laughed and mumbled "they are all pink inside" Jack joined in saying "leave it alone Marty or you'll get blisters" "Besides, if you turn them upside down they're definitely sisters" In the bar I heard a bloke say "I'd give her the old Wham Bam" "Sure would like to get the old love muscle up her bearded clam" As the bar closed Jerry joked " If the flags are up at my place" "I'll put my ***** between her ***** give her a pearl necklace" All these men laugh and joke as the barman says to the group "You buggers won't get any because you'll have brewers droop" As I finish my wine and leave someone says "on ya bike ya miser" Do you know what they are on about? because I'm none the wiser
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Jul 19, 2014
Jul 19, 2014 at 9:51 PM UTC
None The Wiser
Blokes in the bar sure do say some weird stuff Like "love to **** her ******* and eat her **** Seem to have animals on their mind all the while "I'd like to see her ***** or do her doggy style" What does all that mean? I'd really love to know And how does a woman have a nice Camel Toe? If a woman comes close and she's a real **** one One of them may say "I'd like to give the ferret a run" A bloke went to the toilet seemed quite annoyed Said he was gonna shake hands with the unemployed "You mean syphon the python" asked one of the men "Not really, just shake hands with the wives best friend" He said he wanted a ***** to his wife late last night "Gee mate you shoulda seen it, I had a mongrel alright" Apparently she said "no" and he threatened to leave her Said he wasn't hanging around if he didn't get any ****** Fred said his wife was gorgeous and he had always adored But lately she was off *** didn't want any more pork sword Frank's wife was the same and she hardly left the cottage Would never let Frank touch her or play hide the sausage Max, reckoned he'd nearly had more than a man could take Couldn't get near the missus with his one eyed trouser snake As for Gerard, He said "think my wife's taking me for a sucker" "Told me to keep away with the blue veined custard chucker" A **** dark woman walked past, Marty said "I'd give her a ride" The barman just laughed and mumbled "they are all pink inside" Jack joined in saying "leave it alone Marty or you'll get blisters" "Besides, if you turn them upside down they're definitely sisters" In the bar I heard a bloke say "I'd give her the old Wham Bam" "Sure would like to get the old love muscle up her bearded clam" As the bar closed Jerry joked " If the flags are up at my place" "I'll put my ***** between her ***** give her a pearl necklace" All these men laugh and joke as the barman says to the group "You buggers won't get any because you'll have brewers droop" As I finish my wine and leave someone says "on ya bike ya miser" Do you know what they are on about? because I'm none the wiser
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"I'm a father, and I don't do a few things. A father doesn't babysit his kids,             what are you part time? Wake up, if your thinking this, your not father material                     your a ***** bank for hire. I don't get drunk in-front of my kids,                      you slurring your words. Anger making you lash out.            That's a problem,  you see        love is kindness, not anger and grief. "I'm a father and I do a few things right. A father reads to his kids, imagination             ignited in little minds.      "ROAR" went the dino baby as     it showed mummy and daddy its new voice that it found.    Trees trembled and the earth              did jump for this little dino showed off the voice                           "ROAR" it never knew it had. A father looks after them when there sick.                            Team mummy and daddy. Snooty Maggie,                     that's mummies section. Green little monsters popping out of noses, slim trails on white tissues, so gross.                            Buggers make daddy heave. Pukky Pedro, now this is daddies area.          scrap the chunks,            clean the sheets, give them a shower. Now get the bucket, that rests next to the                                                  little ones bed. Sleep my baby, mummy and daddy are close. A father is meant to show love,                                     don't be a part timer. Were meant to be proud of what we have or had with the love of our life.                         We created someone, who will bring a smile to eithers face just with a look.
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Jul 13, 2018
Jul 13, 2018 at 7:28 AM UTC
I'm A Father..
"I'm a father, and I don't do a few things. A father doesn't babysit his kids,             what are you part time? Wake up, if your thinking this, your not father material                     your a ***** bank for hire. I don't get drunk in-front of my kids,                      you slurring your words. Anger making you lash out.            That's a problem,  you see        love is kindness, not anger and grief. "I'm a father and I do a few things right. A father reads to his kids, imagination             ignited in little minds.      "ROAR" went the dino baby as     it showed mummy and daddy its new voice that it found.    Trees trembled and the earth              did jump for this little dino showed off the voice                           "ROAR" it never knew it had. A father looks after them when there sick.                            Team mummy and daddy. Snooty Maggie,                     that's mummies section. Green little monsters popping out of noses, slim trails on white tissues, so gross.                            Buggers make daddy heave. Pukky Pedro, now this is daddies area.          scrap the chunks,            clean the sheets, give them a shower. Now get the bucket, that rests next to the                                                  little ones bed. Sleep my baby, mummy and daddy are close. A father is meant to show love,                                     don't be a part timer. Were meant to be proud of what we have or had with the love of our life.                         We created someone, who will bring a smile to eithers face just with a look.
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.oh look, i can take a screen-shot... so i don't appear as some rambling internet lunatic... sorry about the outcome of what my original ought to have looked like... out of my Pontius' hands... just like a retired person doesn't understand mobile phones... me and a.i.? can we go back to when i could have understood Dunkirk?! ever notice this? the NPC meme... see the transformation when you insert... eyebrows?     \      /     .       .        /_         _ oh look, a rabbit?! volatile buggers... listen...            what?! i didn't say anything! i couldn't get the angle right... does vvvv or wwwww represent a grrr: of frustration of clenched teeth? let's see...          \      /     .       .        /_         _ satan! oh, hey bro, thanks for coming...     \      /     .       .        /_             vvvv **** that's not going to work... you can't craft memes using letters, letters are too complicated for a meme... you need the reserve bank of punctuation and "punctuation" markers... ****               my bad... you know... the nights that i spend listening to music, and not listening to alt. media commentators?     SLOUGH, S'LOW,    SL'OH....      the hours pass, slow... if they ever translate... oh look... 'ere one... 'ere one for the memes...                                        __ ΙΧΘΥΣ   ιχθυς          / __ /|                                    |__ |/ kevin & perry go large... what?   *big fish, little fish, cardboard box*?       don't know the dance routine? it's a ******* classic... a bit like the Sheryl Crow debut album.
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Nov 5, 2018
Nov 5, 2018 at 10:23 PM UTC
the volatility of memes / ichthys: whatever this is... i'm not responsible, i know a |_|_/_//|_ when i see one
.oh look, i can take a screen-shot... so i don't appear as some rambling internet lunatic... sorry about the outcome of what my original ought to have looked like... out of my Pontius' hands... just like a retired person doesn't understand mobile phones... me and a.i.? can we go back to when i could have understood Dunkirk?! ever notice this? the NPC meme... see the transformation when you insert... eyebrows?     \      /     .       .        /_         _ oh look, a rabbit?! volatile buggers... listen...            what?! i didn't say anything! i couldn't get the angle right... does vvvv or wwwww represent a grrr: of frustration of clenched teeth? let's see...          \      /     .       .        /_         _ satan! oh, hey bro, thanks for coming...     \      /     .       .        /_             vvvv **** that's not going to work... you can't craft memes using letters, letters are too complicated for a meme... you need the reserve bank of punctuation and "punctuation" markers... ****               my bad... you know... the nights that i spend listening to music, and not listening to alt. media commentators?     SLOUGH, S'LOW,    SL'OH....      the hours pass, slow... if they ever translate... oh look... 'ere one... 'ere one for the memes...                                        __ ΙΧΘΥΣ   ιχθυς          / __ /|                                    |__ |/ kevin & perry go large... what?   *big fish, little fish, cardboard box*?       don't know the dance routine? it's a ******* classic... a bit like the Sheryl Crow debut album.
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She didn’t want the feelings anymore. She didn’t want the lingering sadness after a short high of happiness. She didn’t want the questions eating her up at night. She didn’t want the worry of what she was and what she wasn’t. She didn’t want to wonder if she was doing things right or completely wrong. She didn’t want to be the home to violent hate for herself but the same home to a vibrant and gentle love for him. She had to get it all out. She needed to reach down and take all that was within and put it outside of her. She needed to **** what was in her. She needed to purge all of the bad that was disguised as good. These pretty butterflies fluttering through her belly had to leave. Her stomach and her throat and her heart were no longer their flying grounds. First, a few fingers reached but didn’t get the job done. Then a forceful full hand with nails full of flesh and blood tried to make its way to the creepy little critters that made her stomach tickle with sadistic love but to no avail. Finally, a full hand and half a forearm tore through the esophagus and the stomach lining. At last, she could get them all out. She sat hung over the toilet with a satisfying pain that a pretty devil told her was the only way to get the buggers out, the feelings out. Slumped over the toilet, she noticed there was a sweet and sour twinge of numbness dressed up as happiness running through her mind. Hundreds of dead, black, sad butterflies floated at the top of the toilet. They were all out. She didn’t have the feelings anymore.
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Sep 11, 2013
Sep 11, 2013 at 2:08 PM UTC
Bulimic feelings
She didn’t want the feelings anymore. She didn’t want the lingering sadness after a short high of happiness. She didn’t want the questions eating her up at night. She didn’t want the worry of what she was and what she wasn’t. She didn’t want to wonder if she was doing things right or completely wrong. She didn’t want to be the home to violent hate for herself but the same home to a vibrant and gentle love for him. She had to get it all out. She needed to reach down and take all that was within and put it outside of her. She needed to **** what was in her. She needed to purge all of the bad that was disguised as good. These pretty butterflies fluttering through her belly had to leave. Her stomach and her throat and her heart were no longer their flying grounds. First, a few fingers reached but didn’t get the job done. Then a forceful full hand with nails full of flesh and blood tried to make its way to the creepy little critters that made her stomach tickle with sadistic love but to no avail. Finally, a full hand and half a forearm tore through the esophagus and the stomach lining. At last, she could get them all out. She sat hung over the toilet with a satisfying pain that a pretty devil told her was the only way to get the buggers out, the feelings out. Slumped over the toilet, she noticed there was a sweet and sour twinge of numbness dressed up as happiness running through her mind. Hundreds of dead, black, sad butterflies floated at the top of the toilet. They were all out. She didn’t have the feelings anymore.
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Mr Finn wrote on the blackboard about 1066. I sat watching what he wrote in his neat hand. The Battle of Hastings was underlined in red chalk. I'd been to Hastings once with my grandparents sat on the beach with bucket and ***** and ice cream the hot orange sun in the sky. King Harold got an arrow in his eye the teacher had written. I tried to imagine that bad enough getting a fly in the eye or piece of grit but an arrow O **** I mused. William the Conqueror won the battle brought the Normans with him I read. Dennis next to me whispered there are some Normans up our street tough buggers he said. One of the sisters is on the game my mother said Dennis informed. I tried to guess the game that sister played but gave up maybe rounders or netball I mused. The teacher stood by the blackboard and talked about the battle the weapons used the numbers killed and what happened after. Dennis talked on in an undertone of the Norman mother slept apparently with her husband's brother.
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Apr 9, 2017
Apr 9, 2017 at 10:04 AM UTC
1066 AND AFTER 1957.
It’s very nice in Heaven Very gentle underfoot, God’s temple is so icy calm And that’s conservatively put. There’s three flags at the gateway They’re there to set the pace, Hebrew blue and Moslem green Under Christ’s bewhiskered face. Hindu’s have got a leg in And Zen for Zen’s sake’s there, But the Proddies and the Catliks Are in dispute as to what is fair. Amazing how they bicker, The Proddies and the Micks You’d think in time they’d sort it out Take the Irish…Silly ****** Getting back to Heaven… The golden pathways there With avenues of crystal gems To welcome you upstairs. And high above a shining light Burning in the sky, Which symbolizes passion, I suppose, or pigs that fly? This symbolic high Heaven stuff Is very hard to read, It could be ornamental Or perhaps, exactly what you need. One thing’s very certain though, When you glide into this place, It pays to have a solemn look Of seriousness on your face. They don’t like silly buggers Who joke and act the fool, Commitment is the keyword And the Bible is the tool. Confusing when you get there You’re read the riot act And threatened with damnation If with the Devil you’ve made a pact. The heavy condemnation The steely searching eye And then the tome of absolution Because He loves you, so must I ? So think upon it brother If you think you cut the cloth, Then walk right up and wing it With the Angels, like a moth. But should you have your doubts I suggest a quickish about face And leg it with the villains To that other warmish place. Marshalg @theGate Mangere Bridge 28 April 2009
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Feb 8, 2010
Feb 8, 2010 at 4:27 PM UTC
Heaven's Gate
It’s very nice in Heaven Very gentle underfoot, God’s temple is so icy calm And that’s conservatively put. There’s three flags at the gateway They’re there to set the pace, Hebrew blue and Moslem green Under Christ’s bewhiskered face. Hindu’s have got a leg in And Zen for Zen’s sake’s there, But the Proddies and the Catliks Are in dispute as to what is fair. Amazing how they bicker, The Proddies and the Micks You’d think in time they’d sort it out Take the Irish…Silly ****** Getting back to Heaven… The golden pathways there With avenues of crystal gems To welcome you upstairs. And high above a shining light Burning in the sky, Which symbolizes passion, I suppose, or pigs that fly? This symbolic high Heaven stuff Is very hard to read, It could be ornamental Or perhaps, exactly what you need. One thing’s very certain though, When you glide into this place, It pays to have a solemn look Of seriousness on your face. They don’t like silly buggers Who joke and act the fool, Commitment is the keyword And the Bible is the tool. Confusing when you get there You’re read the riot act And threatened with damnation If with the Devil you’ve made a pact. The heavy condemnation The steely searching eye And then the tome of absolution Because He loves you, so must I ? So think upon it brother If you think you cut the cloth, Then walk right up and wing it With the Angels, like a moth. But should you have your doubts I suggest a quickish about face And leg it with the villains To that other warmish place. Marshalg @theGate Mangere Bridge 28 April 2009
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For an age I stared at that heron my camera poised ready to prove that if you stare long enough at a heron the awkward buggers just will not move. But the moment you put down your camera and move your eye line a little to one side the sod takes off while you’re not looking and there’s loads of loud groans in the hide. ©Joe Wilson – The Unmoving Heron! 2014
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Jul 28, 2014
Jul 28, 2014 at 5:12 PM UTC
The Unmoving Heron!
It was the day after JFK got blown away and Judith saw Benedict briefly after work outside the gas station where he worked. Shame about the President, she said, I quite liked him. Yes, ****** Benedict said, why do they do that? Why blow away a good man When there are plenty of bad buggers to blow out.   Judith looked up at the moon; her coat was buttoned up tight to keep out the cold. How are you? she asked. Benedict gazed at her. So so, bored with the job, **** gas and oil and all that moaning from the customers. It comes with the territory, she said. Apart from that then? she said. He smelt her perfume; it was different from her usual. New scent? She smiled. Yes, glad you noticed, she said. Bought it from my own money instead of having to borrow my mother’s. That other stuff was your mother’s? Yes, she said. God, no wonder it was bad, he said. She hit his arm. Only joking he said. How can I tell with you? she said. When I smile, then I’m joking. She sniffed the air. Frost coming. He looked at her walking beside him, her hands in her pockets, her headscarf on her head, her hair escaping, the moonlight catching it. Cold? he asked, I know how we can get warm. Not tonight and not how it went before, she said. Shame, he said, the moon’s out full and the stars are bright. Do you love me? she asked. Of course I do, he said. Then wait, she said. He wanted to hold her hand, but it was shoved in her pocket. Can I kiss you? he asked. She stopped by the roadside. The hedgerows were like small dark walls, trees stood like silent giants. She took out her hands and held him close and they kissed. It was the first time they’d kissed in a while, he recalled the time before, her lips had pressed lightly then, half not wanting to, half unsure. He sensed her lips there, the pressing was firm, her warmth warmed him. He held her about the waist, wanted to touch her skin, her nakedness. Their lips parted. They stood looking at each other. He saw her eyes catch moonlight, tears reflected. She sensed a growing apart, she’d met another, at work, in the town, wasn’t sure where it would go.   Benedict sensed uncertainty there, something out of place, a connection loosened, despite the kiss and hold. The darkening night, the biting of the cold.
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Jun 26, 2013
Jun 26, 2013 at 2:12 AM UTC
THE BITING OF THE COLD.
It was the day after JFK got blown away and Judith saw Benedict briefly after work outside the gas station where he worked. Shame about the President, she said, I quite liked him. Yes, ****** Benedict said, why do they do that? Why blow away a good man When there are plenty of bad buggers to blow out.   Judith looked up at the moon; her coat was buttoned up tight to keep out the cold. How are you? she asked. Benedict gazed at her. So so, bored with the job, **** gas and oil and all that moaning from the customers. It comes with the territory, she said. Apart from that then? she said. He smelt her perfume; it was different from her usual. New scent? She smiled. Yes, glad you noticed, she said. Bought it from my own money instead of having to borrow my mother’s. That other stuff was your mother’s? Yes, she said. God, no wonder it was bad, he said. She hit his arm. Only joking he said. How can I tell with you? she said. When I smile, then I’m joking. She sniffed the air. Frost coming. He looked at her walking beside him, her hands in her pockets, her headscarf on her head, her hair escaping, the moonlight catching it. Cold? he asked, I know how we can get warm. Not tonight and not how it went before, she said. Shame, he said, the moon’s out full and the stars are bright. Do you love me? she asked. Of course I do, he said. Then wait, she said. He wanted to hold her hand, but it was shoved in her pocket. Can I kiss you? he asked. She stopped by the roadside. The hedgerows were like small dark walls, trees stood like silent giants. She took out her hands and held him close and they kissed. It was the first time they’d kissed in a while, he recalled the time before, her lips had pressed lightly then, half not wanting to, half unsure. He sensed her lips there, the pressing was firm, her warmth warmed him. He held her about the waist, wanted to touch her skin, her nakedness. Their lips parted. They stood looking at each other. He saw her eyes catch moonlight, tears reflected. She sensed a growing apart, she’d met another, at work, in the town, wasn’t sure where it would go.   Benedict sensed uncertainty there, something out of place, a connection loosened, despite the kiss and hold. The darkening night, the biting of the cold.
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only English has disgraced itself, as a language, it didn't learn from it's other Latin orthographers, whether french or german, just didn't learn from them, i mean, English, the language, could have started improving its style, its orthography, adding accents, here and there, improving elocution, it's worth the particulars in harbours, ironically it isn't a universal language, there are no universal instances in using it, there are plenty of particular instance that do require stresses and other such involvements, but the six brothers dreamed up too much technology prior, the Grand Father of the Empire split the cabbage patch between the five brothers: gave much to the American son, much also to the Australian son, much also to the Canadian, the South Africa got a part of Europe from the 1940s, the Caribbean son received a pretty sunset, the English son got ****** in the *** and given what the newspapers are covering i'm really sceptical while only children migrants are welcomed... ********** the tournament of who can shove an ice-cube into a teenagers *** to make **** *********** seem cool? really sceptical while the prime minister only wants children... come, you following-up the hot topics in british journalism? but like i said, the one chance the English language had to improve itself, to succumb to the judgement of the preservation of the Latin via a - z was to add diacritical marks, instead the internet emerged and we simply got an Eaton mess... look how mishandled English is among the young! omni acronym omni short-script,                                               omni dyslexia, lazy lazy buggers... while the Germans are fiercely compounding, Rindfleischetikettierungsueberwachungsau (law delegating beef label monitoring) - now let's do some syllable surgery on it to get a tennis ball bouncing rhythm: rind' fleische' tikettierung' sueber' wachungsau' - or thereabouts in Pomerania - and the French such hark rather than trill Rs and produce excess spelling via tongue ties upon tongue ties (every time i hear it i just hear bubbly blue bubbly blue bue bue and Moulin Rouge cancan) - English is shrapnel, empty pistachio shells in comparison, and yet still the internet proved how ugly things became... *** LOL (e.g.); and yet i'm finding it the most effective language for volume.
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May 6, 2016
May 6, 2016 at 4:37 AM UTC
Rindfleischetikettierungsueberwachungsau
only English has disgraced itself, as a language, it didn't learn from it's other Latin orthographers, whether french or german, just didn't learn from them, i mean, English, the language, could have started improving its style, its orthography, adding accents, here and there, improving elocution, it's worth the particulars in harbours, ironically it isn't a universal language, there are no universal instances in using it, there are plenty of particular instance that do require stresses and other such involvements, but the six brothers dreamed up too much technology prior, the Grand Father of the Empire split the cabbage patch between the five brothers: gave much to the American son, much also to the Australian son, much also to the Canadian, the South Africa got a part of Europe from the 1940s, the Caribbean son received a pretty sunset, the English son got ****** in the *** and given what the newspapers are covering i'm really sceptical while only children migrants are welcomed... ********** the tournament of who can shove an ice-cube into a teenagers *** to make **** *********** seem cool? really sceptical while the prime minister only wants children... come, you following-up the hot topics in british journalism? but like i said, the one chance the English language had to improve itself, to succumb to the judgement of the preservation of the Latin via a - z was to add diacritical marks, instead the internet emerged and we simply got an Eaton mess... look how mishandled English is among the young! omni acronym omni short-script,                                               omni dyslexia, lazy lazy buggers... while the Germans are fiercely compounding, Rindfleischetikettierungsueberwachungsau (law delegating beef label monitoring) - now let's do some syllable surgery on it to get a tennis ball bouncing rhythm: rind' fleische' tikettierung' sueber' wachungsau' - or thereabouts in Pomerania - and the French such hark rather than trill Rs and produce excess spelling via tongue ties upon tongue ties (every time i hear it i just hear bubbly blue bubbly blue bue bue and Moulin Rouge cancan) - English is shrapnel, empty pistachio shells in comparison, and yet still the internet proved how ugly things became... *** LOL (e.g.); and yet i'm finding it the most effective language for volume.
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I swat futilely at the moth whose larvae happily eat my bedroom carpet here for my nightly ritual antacid teeth clean bed suddenly I wonder at my own mortality where is this all going then I smell it again odour of rancid sweat only in one small area but no mistake it feels as though the moths and someone have unfinished business here a carpet to eat a life not long enough to achieve everything still hanging on not quite ready to leave so maybe we never have enough time to be satisfied still, no heartburn tonight and my breath is minty fresh (I can almost hear those buggers chewing as I go to sleep)
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Aug 11, 2021
Aug 11, 2021 at 2:00 PM UTC
before bed
twenteesventh. you write of dismembered leaves, enhaloed lust(wtf) pains too sweet because they’re youthfully incomplete, using incontrovertible idiocies like dry rain droplets shining like sunlight, edible goodbye cheerios, edible didactics, teaching “frosted flakys” poetic methadone methodology, poems hats with rhyming lyrics   that taste like that burnt eyelids colored a blood stained mustard yellow, (yum), beyond burger veggie based satyrs, the happy gladness of sadness, reversible rivers flowing heavenwards, ***** ******* you want an infernal cataclysm... really? dechambered hearts, ventricular mysteries, brains wearing wooly sport jacket helmets and other Olsonian beauties, like I write with succinct passion, me, who gets eaten alive by buggers saying “too long,” “too long,” “needed a mid-poem napt” non-lexical non-commonsensical ecumenical hysterical chemical verbal reactionaries and then you wonder why PEOPLE ******* HATE POETRY? jes kiddin’ a leetle
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Jul 15, 2019
Jul 15, 2019 at 3:48 PM UTC
So Olson, It’s All Your Fault!
The gramps today feels somnolent My gardens eminence is overseeing the weeds A good cutting for the high grass today Pesticides to get the bugs high As I will spray spray spray And **** those bugs away. Languid little creepy-crawly's Will get smallie And fallie Down the hole I created for them.
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Sep 4, 2015
Sep 4, 2015 at 11:04 AM UTC
Down the hole goes the buggers and moles
The authorities can authorise as much as they please but they have no authority over me. it's the rule of austerity It's a dog eat dog and if you're down on your luck,you might as well **** on it,they don't give a **** and once you've feasted on failure it don't hurt a bit, and a pound in your purse is as much of a curse as no money at all,you want to buy this,you want to buy that but you ain't got a bit of food in your flat. 'Live off the fat of the land', like those buggers in Whitehall who sit on their hands and yet still have hands free, as they wave them around to try and authorise me. And in those ivory towers the powers that be who think of roast beef and not about me,carry on, as if it's all tickety boo, but you know,it was never like that as you sit in your flat with no food,the TV shows a riot,you should think why not try it and you're becoming unglued, falling to bits and it's them effing ***** what's to blame.
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Sep 23, 2013
Sep 23, 2013 at 10:41 PM UTC
Stringing beans