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james nordlund Oct 2019
"Having turned the machinery of the Gov't into
a corrupt process of getting bad press made on
his political opponents, the Bidens, by buying
false investigations on them by multiple Gov'ts,
must be impeached, now", say Dems, the people.

The impeachment investigation has received much
evidence to support it, yet, Rumputin/vlad-
the-impaler, who were illegally installed into
the Blackhouse after the 2016 election, are
stonewalling numerous other subpeonas, requests.

People have seen evidence of Donald's demanding
false investigations of the Bidens be started by
the Ukrainian President in exchange for already
allocated by Congress 1/2 a bill in anti-tank
'javelins', but not the unreturned voicemails

detailing his desires for the same 'quid pro quo'
by him to other nations, here's some.  The Donald,
'Hi President of Ghana, I've heard you have some
hellified kool-aid, if you investigate the Bidens
we'll buy 100's of tons, awaiting your call.'

'Yo, yo, yo, President of Liechtenstein, just
calling to let you know if you liechten the Bidens
and find some dirt on them, we'll buy a hundred gross
of your steins, this is time sensitive, top secret,
so get back to us a.s.a.p., pppppllllleeeeeaaassse?'

''Sup, President of Guyana, must be hot in Africa,
too bad for you, all kidding aside, I hear you guys
have the best kool-aid to die for, if you investigate
the Bidens and find dirt on them we'll buy 1/4 of a
bill worth.  Limited time offer, bro, sooooo holla.'

'President of Hungary, I've heard you guys are always
Hungary, so, if you want a 1000 tons of food 'b' alls you
have to do is investigate the Bidens, find dirt on them
and provide it to the Steve Bannon set-up Hungarian fox
news who'll broadcast it globally over the next year.'

The atrocities of it all is all the people can say.  Does
this feel like a Greek comedy/tragedy to anyone else?  A
quickie impeachment to cover-up the bigger Russiagate one
that indicts the whole of the republican conspiracy, just in
time for vlad, etc., to hack our next presidential election?
Hello, my name is         and I live in           .  I'm calling my (Rep./Sen.) to share my support for Trump's first impeachment (that has been going on for many months already), over his organized crimes him and his campaign did; which resulted in many convictions already.  Can I count on you to move with speed and purpose to defend our democracy and hold Trump accountable by telling everyone the first impeachment process must be continued with all haste?  For it's much more egregious in terms of crimes committed, etc., so, it's far more likely to result in impeachemnt; whereas the new impeachment process is more of a 'he said, he said' thing, where one whistleblower's truths are contradicted by numerous republican liars- and probably won't result in actual impeachment.  Proof, "Moscow Mitch"'s playing at possible support of the new impeachment process is a clear indication that the republicans are certain it will fail.  Then, even if Nancy 'Chamberlain' Pelosi allows the original one to restart, or get most support, it will not be completed in the House before 11-2020, the Presidential election.  Then the dinos will have successfully re-installed RumputiN/vlad-the-impaler into the Blackhouse (by conspiring with the illegal invisible coup, Russian, Gov't, global hackers, wikileaks, Assange, etc.); just like they did in 2016.  We must stop this by having full force behind the original impeachment process; now!  Thank you for your time.   reality
Robert Ippaso Feb 14
I know I'm slightly losing it and Jill sees that now too,
So all we can but hope for is to Bluster and to Woo.
What If I sometimes falter with names or something more,
Only Fox is bent on keeping that lame and pointless score.
The rest of my fan Media provides me with great flak,
While I air my inner Irish and repeatedly attack.

As to the clueless voters I truly feel for all,
I quietly do get them, as the choices do appall.
Trump is but a cannon with a worn-out rusty bore,
Little in the barrel spraying mayhem aft and fore.
And to my friend Kamala, words truly don't suffice,
But no-one of sound mind would want to roll that dice.

So what are we now left with that possibly makes sense,
To getting people voting and off that dreaded fence.
I'm quite the only choice if truth be clearly told,
Despite the fact I'm quirky and obviously quite old.
Thank goodness for the knowledge my team will see me through,
I bless HIM every night for this weird creative crew.

They tell me what to say whenever I might need,
Have me practice all **** day to show that I can lead.
It's a challenge for them all but what about for me,
I’m sure it’ll be worth it in the end as you will see.
And while this plan unfolds I’ll keep a low profile
Speaking ever less as has become my style.

There is one thing that worries me far more than I would care,
Jon Stewart's now resurfacing with his weird confounding stare.
Throwing comments like sharp knives as a rapper from the hood,
And jabs like some street **** with a blistering left hook.
I’m asking my top people to rush him off the air,
The answer that I’m getting is pretend he isn’t there.

None of this a problem, the story of my life,
I cherish a good brawl and every dose of strife.
Abortion is my ticket with progressives by my side,
This alone will stem the frothing MAGA tide.
Just watch me now perform with my wily stash of tricks,
For if Trump is made of Teflon, I’m made from Scranton bricks.
Satirical and humorous take
Robert Ippaso Jun 29
Mumbling, stumbling, inaudible rambling,
The pity, the pain all but Biden now feel,
A spent man bereft, resorting to grumbling,
The fishing line out for opponents to reel.

How did we now reach this insufferable place,
Where a once wily Joe spun his fine web,
Enticing, enveloping with street gotten grace,
His mock Irish banter making folks fall in step.

The ravage of age, that indiscriminate scythe,
Lacking compassion, blind in its grasp,
Cutting down poppy's both lowly and high,
Never once stopping to ponder or ask.

So it falls to the man, with loving advice,
To know when to pen those few final chapters,
Leave it too late and it's a roll of the dice,
A legacy lost and good name in tatters.

Blind pride a sheer folly at most times in life,
Obscuring the path that shows us the way,
The one to traverse with safety not strife,
Avoiding its grasp, not falling its prey.

Country the goal before lowly ambition,
Wisdom and service the call for each day,
This is America's greatest tradition
The foundation from which no leader should sway.
To make us think
Traveler Mar 2022
Conspiracy Theories?

Peculiar, when one easily searches and finds the truth on YouTube, the enlightenment severs one’s ties to cable televisions corruption! Resulting in one being labled a conspiracy theorist!

I can’t relate to Bidens administration nor Gladimir Putin‘s administration, but I can relate to all the working-class people around the world who are struggling for a better life, no matter what colour they are!
I am for anti war only!!!
Traveler 🧳
Ryan O'Leary Aug 2022
.   Zap Zap Zapping

On Zelensky's Door

Vlad is tapping what

     Was their store.

        Zaporizhzhia

        Is off the grid

      Bidens Bidding

         For the Mid.

    Soon the $nakes

    Will leave the pit

       Rattled vipers

  Will beging to spit.

       Hir o'shima is

          Their style

       But this time

They’ll meet hostile.

  The time has come

  To rid the WASP’s

   St. Patrick failed

We've still got Asp's.
Yo who's next in line, to catch a broken spine, lay out the crime,
Miss the time, saw the grime, still living, last of the end times,
Rewind, of dollar signs, folks standin  in lines,souls on a decline,
Tryna take yours, and keep mines, blaze the pines, incline
A divine mind, activate my penal state, dead prez mate,
Missed my wake, sealed your faith, got ya pent to a jake,
A snake , a fool, took the lambs wool, to cover the drool,
Of blood, in the mud, eyes stay open, scoping, with no cruds,
To many thugs, faking for the bakin, I keep em shaking, staking,
Heartbeats, cold sweats, so neat, check the chorus repeat,
Of my rhyming feats, so vicious, grade elite, so delicious,
Like my women, voluptuous flows atrocious, stay with da focus,
Magic touch, hocus pocus, still banging my locas, Sosa
Of the rap game, name ya names, and ill show ya, birds of a flame,
Flock together, under any terrain, stained, dead ya best man,
Now you a news trend, barely break ends, like the China bidens,
Bidding, I'm kidding, sike im just resizing, the pies and, wise and, skills plot, deep disguising,
Fools know the rules, sand the tools, cant buck this bull,
Played a fool, once never saw twice, decked out the ice,
Sweet dies, of the innocent standby, prayers said for the lullaby
Big Virge Oct 2020
Folks Keep Your Minds CLEAR...
of... Modern Day FEARS... !!!
  
FEAR of Talk Spreading...
You... Catching Infections... !!!
Because of This VIRUS...
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FEAR of INCITEMENT...
And Modern Day Violence... !!!
  
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Steer CLEAR of News Feeds...
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Even Though...
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Some Dollars And Cents...
Because of The DEBT...
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Like Those Now Supplied...
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And Corporate Types...
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And Those Who Are SINISTER...
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Steer Clear of Embracing...
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In BLATANT RACE BATING...
In Their Conversations... !!!  
  
CENTRISTS And LEFTISTS...
And FASCISTS... PATHETIC... !!!
Whose Public Addresses...
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Steer Clear of The STUFF...
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As Well As... Bidens...
And YES Those Like Trump... !!!
  
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On Hills WITHOUT CYPRESS... !!!
  
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The Use Of Gunpowder... !!!
  
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And New Age MILITANTS... !!!
  
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With Something LESS VICIOUS...
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UNLESS You Are Willing...
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But THIS Composition...
... Enlists LYRICISM...
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Steer Clear of Those Folks...
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When REAL PRESSURE Liks’... !!!
  
Who Suddenly Act...
Like You DON’T EXIST... !?!
  
And Oh YES... FINALLY...
Steer Well CLEAR of ME...
That’s Right The BIG V...
  
And YES... My Poetry...
If You're One Who Can’t Deal...  
With..... REALITY...... !!!
That's Bred From FREE SPEECH... !!!
  
So Are QUICK To CRITIQUE...
The Verse That You Read...  
Or Hear BIG VIRGE Speak... !!!
  
Because I Now SEE...
That... CERTAIN Heads... !!!
Want To DISRESPECT...
My... CLEVER Poems... ?!?
  
Just Like KNOW IT ALLS...
Whose Talk Falls WELL Short...
of Just Being... WISE...
And USING Their MINDS...
  
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To Words That Observe...
That Peoples’ Mind States...
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And Do This Thing HERE....
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... “ Keep Them CLEAR !“... !!!
These really are times, requiring, CLARITY of Mind.
Ryan O'Leary Jan 2021
What has Leopards
Dalmatians & Bidens
victory got in common.

S P • T   T H E   S T E A L
Qualyxian Quest Dec 2022
The doc said don't go to extremes
But my mind is pushed and pushes
Hope for the Bidens
Not for the Bushes

Bit of a scary dream
So today mostly rest
1230 not 16
Just to do my best

             Slowly
Bard Nov 2020
Burn the whole house down
Hand down her blouse and gown
Go down on her without consent
Electrify men for fun if your mike pence
Watch out Bidens got your scent
And trumps stealing your rent

So if you tell me not to worry get bent
I'm busy asking where my freedom went
Why is she in a casket buried in a trench
What the **** is with spikes on a bench
Why the **** does everyone follow a *****
These ******* lived where I lived they'd get hit

But the police dogs work for these *****
I disagree with how they hunt amongst us
Killers and kidnappers now my uncles lost
Systems clutching his ***** his minds the cost
Blames half with him when he pulls a knife to my throat
Half with them who left him with only a knife and a rope

Choice is crime or ******* die
I aint gonne lie if it were me then its crime
And **** the time **** a cop before I get stopped
**** a cop before I get popped for living on dimes
Everyone saw the signs if you didnt you lyin
Life is cheap and look whos out buyin

Your a slave same as me so beg your owner for closure
Or rise up and in a day your life faces foreclosure
Everything you are hit by an eraser got no place here
No more tears to cry anymore hollowed out by fear
And if my death draws near then clutch what you hold dear
Cause I'm burning this whole house down, its time for war

Dont care if I could live comfortable if my brothers live miserable
The conditions are all squalor look me in the eye tell me life isnt terrible
I dont have any wise parables no lesson to learn in this ****** fable
If you have no life, if you will never get to rise, only thing on the table
Is to burn this ******* down to the mortar
End everything give no quarter

No Fuehrer here just hate and fury
Feels like the time is late so lets hurry
**** living till January      
Within ashes I will be buried
With self-destruction I'm married

— The End —