“Tell her... tell her that I don’t want to talk to her right now because she’s being really ******* annoying. Tell her, tell her that she’s been really distant lately and I don’t think she should be antisocial, it’s not good for her - she needs to get out there and explore the world. Tell her that she’s ungrateful and selfish for always asking if she can spend the night, or if she can go out to a concert next weekend, or if she can buy some groceries on my credit card because she had to pay for her rent this month. Tell her she needs to stop posting so many pictures of her drinking with friends, no one’s going to want to hire her if they see that. Tell her that I can’t deal with her crap right now, she needs to know when to handle things on her own, she’s twenty two years old now and she doesn’t need me to baby her anymore. Tell her that you miss her, you two need to start talking at some point, you just can’t ignore her forever. Tell her that she should put on more sunscreen; she’s working outside all day and with pale skin like that she’s going to get melanoma. Tell her that she should call me more often, we rarely get to talk anymore and I feel like I’m losing a child. Tell her she should learn how to be respectful, tell her she needs to smile more, tell her she can’t just ignore me, tell her that she has real life responsibilities now, tell her she can’t be so self-centered if she’s going to find someone who will put up with her, tell her....” *******, go tell her yourself.