party zone with johnny brown
johnny’ hi dudes and welcome to party zone and we are having a ball especially seeing the dockers
beat the tigers over in perth for nab cup and here is fred todo is dockers chant
fred’ oooh yeah oooh yeah freo way to go
we kicked the tigers arses tonight, freo way to go
carn the fremantle dockers
you see it was a nice day in perth
where two great teams, one won easily and that was the dockers
i only wish that i was there rather than hanging around in the city
you see fremantle missed out on the grand final in 2015
but we will make the nab cup ours my friend, ready to p p party
free way to go, kick the tigers back to melbourne ya know
free way to go, we are the fremantle dockers
go the dockers
johnny’ thanks fred and now here is noelene with it’s my party
noelene’ it’s my party and i will enjoy life if i want to, enjoy life if i want to
enjoy life if i want, it’s my party and i will enjoy life if i want to
you would enjoy life too if you were here too
nobody knows where peter has gone we entered the club the same time
he can’t be gone because i would’ve noticed that, so where the **** has he gone
you see the party is over and we are talking and talking
but i can’t enjoy myself without peter around
i try and enjoy life, but it’s hard for me too, cause peter could be dead
it’s my party and i will enjoy myself if i want to enjoy life if i want to
it’s my party and i can enjoy life if i want to every single day
you see i bought a can of bourbon and looked all over for peter
but he was nowhere around, and i let out a frown and i looked like an old digger
it’s my party and i can enjoy life if i want if i want if i really want to
it’s my party and i can enjoy life if i want to all night long
johnny’ thanks noelene and now here is thomas with 3 jokes
thomas’ ok the first joke is
how many blondes does it take to ***** in a light bulb?
need to know ASAP
At the real life top gun program the one the film was based on
there is a $5 fine for any staffer who references or quotes the movie
a canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how
to test your dogs IQ. here how it works
if you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you
johnny’ ha ha ha, thank you thomas and now here is pamela with her entertainment piece
i party you party every single day
you party me party right till the end of the day
you see your puppy is getting fat from eating too much puppy pal
and we need to start an exercise program
where the puppy has to get fit
my cat goes meow meow meow
my cat goes meow, when he wants something to eat
my cow goes mooooo moooooo moooooo
my cow goes moooooo when she has some dairy for us
my sheep goes ba ba ba my sheep goes ba ba ba
my sheep goes ba ba ba, when he ****** needs to be sheered
johnny’ thanks pamela, and now here is olly with his song
olly’ if you a happy and you know it, have a party
are you a bit of a smarty.
if you are happy and you love life like you wife does
if your happy and you know it have a party
do you get happy when you drink a glass of beer
or do you get happy when you have a pina colada
are you happy and you know it, and you want someone to dance with
if you are happy and you know it, have a party
johnny’ now here is another joke this time from craig
craig’ why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings”
it’s hardly ever for them
johnny’ yeah i hate the knock on the door when i am in the middle of my favourite show, it’s bad
and now here is paul with his jingle
have you got the right to party
have you the right to be a smarty
no matter what i wanna see yoooou
i want to pull my ******, and think of dragging a woman home with me
and we can have a lot of made up ***
we can definitely take it
and we will break it
we will surely take it, oh yeah
do i have the right to be here
do i deserve to party
i think so, because i work very hard
i want to drink a coffee to **** the hangover
because partying is my middle name, ooooh yeah
johnny’ ok that is all and there ain’t no more, but here is craig with a joke way to go, craig
craig’ my 5 year old son is crazy about cars, so i took him to his first car show. he loved seeing
all the different models and brands and gushed over the big engines, the colours and even the wheels
but the car was mostly …… see you if you could guess it
johnny’ ok thanks, and we will see you next time on party zone with johnny brown
gooooooodbye dudes