Beating the Gums of War
“Hell hath no fury like a non-combatant”
-this phrase, attributed to many, dates back at least to the
American civil war
Channeling John Wayne, their semi-autos on show
Leather-boy bandoliers draped with lots of ammo
Hell hath no fury like a deer-stand commando
Old men beating their gums for war; oh, yes, it’s so
Each wearing his made-in-China camouflage chapeau
Hell hath no fury like a café commando
Idle hookah heroes in Houston, don’cha know
Want their country liberated but our children must go
Hell hath no fury like a narghile commando
Studs at their ‘puter games, screens all aglow
There’s nothing about George Patton that they don’t know
Hell hath no fury like a keyboard commando
And corpses for the lamps of China to make the oil flow
They want your child to die for profits – just tell ‘em to blow
Hell hath no fury like a private-jet commando
None of them made the first day of boot camp, oh, no
Though their thousand-yard stares are perfected guano
Hell hath no fury like a ‘way-back commando
And no one follows Article 1, Section 8 of the Constitution. C'mon, Congress, do your job instead of just bellyaching about each other.