Haikus - Hello Poetry

Dec 2019

Grey

Addicted to Life -- A Haiku

I am high on life,
drowning in euphoria,
and drunk on loving.

#haiku #life #addicted #euphoria #loving #love #drowning #high #drunk #yolo

Dec 2019

Bo Burnham

Haiku 3

Old people's skin sags
Because it is being pulled
To the Underworld.

#haiku #funny

Dec 2019

Shakytrumpet

Take Flight

Icarus takes flight
Error: Access out of bounds
Buffer overflow

Hopefully you all like this as much as i did after writing it.
Also check out my other haikus, they can be a bit offensive and some silly, but i think theyre pretty good

#flight #haiku #icarus #error #humor #funny #senryu

Dec 2019

gup

Recreational Racism

If I were a ****
member, I would joust other
members with our hats.

get it cuz they pointy lol epic meme

#darkhumor

Dec 2019

Shakytrumpet

Lazy

Pentasyllabic,
Heptasyllabic, and then
Pentasyllabic

I wrote this for national poetry month last year hope you all enjoy this as much as my English instructor did

#poem #haiku #lazy #syllables #funny #senryu

Dec 2019

Shakytrumpet

'Twas Unintentional I swear

'Tis not the tender
Paper betwixt mine cheeks, 'tis
Mine hand that greets me

For fragile parchment
Hath been punctured by me, the
Derrière-keeper

Elegant **** jokes are fun

#poem #**** #pottyhumor #haiku #funny #humorous #shakespeare #senryu #comedy

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