For those of you who know what a merkin is, I'm sorry for the loss of your innocence, and for those who looked it up again sorry for that mental image.
and if you liked this (not sure why but I'm flattered XD) check out my other haikus

Hopefully you all like this as much as i did after writing it.
Also check out my other haikus, they can be a bit offensive and some silly, but i think theyre pretty good

Ummmmmm, yeah sorry

JFK is my favorite president

I wrote this for national poetry month last year hope you all enjoy this as much as my English instructor did

Elegant **** jokes are fun