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Shakytrumpet Jan 2
My wordstend tocle ave,
clippingthemseemstohe l p b
u t som etim es  it ma kes itworse
Auto antonyms are fun
Shakytrumpet Jan 1
good things make us cry
and bad things make us laugh
strange isn't it.
Shakytrumpet Jan 1
I wanted to die
so I committed suicide,
strung by my neck like clothes out to dry
I forget when i wrote this but i know why and im doing much better so i thought id share it
Shakytrumpet Jan 1
****** is there and
so are the Jews, yeah it is
a little awkward
Shakytrumpet Dec 2019
His name is Steven,
He's a Golden Retriever,
and he has no legs.

If you've seen him please
contact me at the number
on his name tag, thanks
Steven come home bud we miss you :(
Also, read my other haikus(ik they're senryus fight me) ;)
Shakytrumpet Dec 2019
When I die
I want to be cremated
and have my ashes mixed with paint
just so someone can s
                                                d me
                                across a canvas.
Now paint me like one of your french girls
Shakytrumpet Dec 2019
'Twas the night before
Christmas, And in my house, was
Santa, wearing Nan's blouse.
So what if Santa likes to cross dress in your nans clothes leave him be, he's stressed enough as is, the last thing he needs to worry about is being kink shamed.
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