Would be to microwave 100,000,000 People.
Daniel Steven Moskowitz

President Donald Trump
Decided that there were too many Loudmouth Dissenters in the United States.
Not just Muslims,
But Loudmouth Jews,
Environmentalists and other Scientists too.
So, he decided that the best way to deal with Dissent
Would be to microwave 100,000,000 People.
It would be a Massive Public Works Project
And would employ many Red-Blooded
White Christian American Men
He began this Secret Project near Wichita, Kansas,
As the F.B.I. rounded people up in every State of the Union
Including Alaska and Hawaii.
After the people were microwaved,
Their cremated remains
Would be put in a Containment Pond.
President Trump didn't want the ashes used for fertilizer of any sort
Because he had no enthusiasm for Gardening.

thank you for the gift of microwave,
Peter Balkus
Peter Balkus
Aug 17, 2016

Dear Lord,
thank you for the gift of microwave,
I could possible be able to live without you,
but I wouldn't be able to live
without her.

#prayer   #microwave   #lord  
Apr 7, 2014

I act brave sometimes
But I’m not
And I think I’m being microwaved
Boiling from the inside out
I shake inside
And on occasion on the outside too
I act brave sometimes,
But I have an image to uphold,
So I don’t let them see me cry,
Or laugh.
When will the electrons explode?
Cover me up
I’m splattering about

March 27, 2014
ese last few days counting down and the microwave's digital display bleeping, sludge disc
PJ Poesy
PJ Poesy
Dec 30, 2015

As molecules of cellophane and plastic plate mix with cheesy mire of microwaveable dinner, I make excuse in my mind and apologize to my already over-compromised liver. It's simpler this way, or at least excusable for this moment. 56 dead in Garland, Texas, I think I can be thankful a tornado has not turned my world upside down, whilst biting down on tv dinner rations. Still I think, can 2015 end any faster? These last few days counting down and the microwave's digital display bleeping, sludge discriminating who shall be taken. It's all so guarded and circumspect. Please, if there be an element of good, may the new year know it.

It's been a rough one.
Of oversized microwave ovens
David Alexander Jackson

Penelope Cruz
Used to muse
On the use
Of oversized microwave ovens
In the covens
Of Barcelona.

Give them their due
They know how to imbue
Broomsticks with fresh belladonna!

Our love is like a microwave
Sarah Kunz
Sarah Kunz
Nov 5, 2016

Our love is like a microwave
We nonchalantly recognize its presence   And we happily utilize it everyday
Yet we rarely sit and ogle upon the magic it contrives.
The beguiling beauty of the zappy microwave.

Whilst bumbling around the 12 hour work day an anchoring and ardent appreciation for the microwave sprouted. And thus some Sarah scrum doo dab drivel was born.

At two AM the refrigerator deliberately beckons me
screaming all of it's offerings, like a maniac banshee

I oft succumb to its wiles and to the treasures within
bending over painfully, perusing all the lowly shelved sins

Jimmy Dean sandwiches, frozen burritos, Swanson pot pies
minutes of radiation, oblivious of cost, forever on the thighs

Using my emotions, to justify all of my consumption
can't see my knees or toes, that's a pretty safe assumption

It's not that I couldn't go for a walk in the park
I prefer it here all alone, microwaving, in the dark

Why does it have to be called weight "loss" like a lost lover, when it's more like freedom.
That's what it should be called "Weight Freedom" :D
Liam Lost
Liam Lost
Jun 13, 2012

You can have
your microwaveable
ready-made love
I am still pre-heating my oven

(c) June 2012
The microwave heats
Cecelia Francis
Cecelia Francis
Oct 19, 2016

The microwave heats
but leaves a cold seep in the
middle of the meat

Microwave myself away
Nicholas James Berlincourt

Pajama pants

milk in glass

watching clocks that don’t move fast




the same.

Microwave myself away

past the unsettling thoughts

into the very daunting forefront.

May I never sing like an angel again

For you, and no one else that cares

for more than a drink and a meaningful stare.

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