"twerps" poems - Hello Poetry

Fashion to nerd are not twerps matching oufits make you chirp mix n match is my motto never look like a scruffy otter have the right clothes for working add a sprinkle of derpiness and your hair must go make sure your not slow

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Sep 6, 2013

Sep 6, 2013 at 4:38 PM UTC

chelsey-vaudin

fashion nerd

Fashion to nerd are not twerps matching oufits make you chirp mix n match is my motto never look like a scruffy otter have the right clothes for working add a sprinkle of derpiness and your hair must go make sure your not slow

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Thieves, thieves. Christ are we petty. Could not have imagined such a death Such a short-sited venomous slip of the mind such a death-toll... so unpredicted-ably sad to see A mighty species Die. That's the fate of the fate-less, I guess Our gods were a faceless Mass of derangement Massive enough to take us to space. What we've plucked from out of our souls We can never replace Such as it is, we have no chance Put to death. ****** and detached. That's how it ends --surrounded. We write out these sorrows that aren't really sorrows and Pin the tasteless love to our chests Oratorical shit-hoarding Trade-card victims with no actual dignity left. How embarrassing.. the glory of man-kind To face a demise, so mundane. Forsaken by lies. Our souls have been neutered and Turned into tools for Violently-popular Prostitution-alized fools Love for the luscious the rush of the snarling Hysterical rousings of Tumultuous twerps. This is the way that history ends. Resting in our dreams.

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Jan 30, 2018

Jan 30, 2018 at 3:14 PM UTC

sean-murray

Trade Show Victims

Thieves, thieves. Christ are we petty. Could not have imagined such a death Such a short-sited venomous slip of the mind such a death-toll... so unpredicted-ably sad to see A mighty species Die. That's the fate of the fate-less, I guess Our gods were a faceless Mass of derangement Massive enough to take us to space. What we've plucked from out of our souls We can never replace Such as it is, we have no chance Put to death. ****** and detached. That's how it ends --surrounded. We write out these sorrows that aren't really sorrows and Pin the tasteless love to our chests Oratorical shit-hoarding Trade-card victims with no actual dignity left. How embarrassing.. the glory of man-kind To face a demise, so mundane. Forsaken by lies. Our souls have been neutered and Turned into tools for Violently-popular Prostitution-alized fools Love for the luscious the rush of the snarling Hysterical rousings of Tumultuous twerps. This is the way that history ends. Resting in our dreams.

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Simplicity is listening to the winter winds blow, walking to the 7-11 to have a slushee on a hot summer's day, kissing & holding hands under the stars during a cool autumn eve & planting a vegetable garden in the spring. So soothing & so real, these things make living a great big deal. Tweets & twerps, listening to digital synthesized voice recognition, utilizing automated banking, constant texting, od'ing on xbox games & having super duper super computers is technolife. Enough confusion & complexity to drive you totally insane.

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May 21, 2014

May 21, 2014 at 12:33 PM UTC

jonny-angel

Technolife

Simplicity is listening to the winter winds blow, walking to the 7-11 to have a slushee on a hot summer's day, kissing & holding hands under the stars during a cool autumn eve & planting a vegetable garden in the spring. So soothing & so real, these things make living a great big deal. Tweets & twerps, listening to digital synthesized voice recognition, utilizing automated banking, constant texting, od'ing on xbox games & having super duper super computers is technolife. Enough confusion & complexity to drive you totally insane.

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Now The Words... ... " Big Virge "... Are Those That Merge... With... QUALITY Verse... !!! From A Mind That Works... Like Chickens Get ****** !!! Or Heads Who... " Merk' "... These TWERPS Who Twerk... More Than Worms Turn... !!! I Choose To Merge... My Verse With Verbs... Adverbs And Herbs...... KNOW What I Mean... !!!!! Yup... That GOOD Green... !!! So It's Lean And Rides On Waves So HIGH... That It Feels Just Like I... Can TOUCH The Sky... !!! When I Merge My Rhymes... With Thoughts That Find... A Way To Describe... How I've Merged In Life... With Trouble and Strife... And The Daily Grind... of A... Nine To Five... The Girls I've Liked... When They've Been Inclined... To Let Their Thighs... Become Merged With MINE... !!!!! For Nights That Merge Them With BIG VIRGE... !!! I'm A Man Whose Learned To Utilise Verse... In Ways That Merge With... Musical Turns... Beats That Merge With Big Virge Speech... In Ways That Seem... Seamless Believe... !!! Even Though My Flows... Are Done... ALONE... !!! ... NO Beats In Tow... !!!!! A Capellas That Show... How Big Virge Tones... Require NO GROOVE... To Make Them Move... In Ways That Produce... Like... Producers DO... !!! The Type Who've Merged... My Verse With... Reverb... And HARD Bass Lines... That Fit With Rhymes... In Ways That UNITE... And Sound Sweet Like... Boom Bap Rappers... Whose Flows Are DAPPER... !!! Well I Mean... Emcees... Who BODY Hot Beats... !!! Like Guns In The Streets... !!! You See I Merge The Lyrical... With Wordplay Metaphysical.... Or Maybe Just The Physical... ... As If It Is A RITUAL... To Be Rhythmic And So CRYPTIC... That Crip' Man Couldn't... " FLIP IT "... !!!!!! Divergent... When I'm Merging... My Verses Like... Insurgents... Whose Flows Merge With REAL PURPOSE.... !!!!! Beyond The Clowns Whose CIRCUS... Proves That Their Flows Are WORTHLESS... !!! While Flows I Merge Are EARNEST... !!! IMPERIOUS and SERIOUS... So CLEARLY NOT For IDIOTS... !!!!! They're Well Observed... Researched And Well Versed... In Delivering... STRONG Spoken words... !!! Like I Said At The Start.... The Name... " BIG VIRGE "... IS ONE When It Comes To QUALITY Verse... That DESERVES To Be Heard... !!! Because When They're Linked... They TRULY... .... " Merge "....

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Jun 18, 2020

Jun 18, 2020 at 9:17 PM UTC

big-virge

'Merge' ... A Poem written Big Virge 21/01/2013

Now The Words... ... " Big Virge "... Are Those That Merge... With... QUALITY Verse... !!! From A Mind That Works... Like Chickens Get ****** !!! Or Heads Who... " Merk' "... These TWERPS Who Twerk... More Than Worms Turn... !!! I Choose To Merge... My Verse With Verbs... Adverbs And Herbs...... KNOW What I Mean... !!!!! Yup... That GOOD Green... !!! So It's Lean And Rides On Waves So HIGH... That It Feels Just Like I... Can TOUCH The Sky... !!! When I Merge My Rhymes... With Thoughts That Find... A Way To Describe... How I've Merged In Life... With Trouble and Strife... And The Daily Grind... of A... Nine To Five... The Girls I've Liked... When They've Been Inclined... To Let Their Thighs... Become Merged With MINE... !!!!! For Nights That Merge Them With BIG VIRGE... !!! I'm A Man Whose Learned To Utilise Verse... In Ways That Merge With... Musical Turns... Beats That Merge With Big Virge Speech... In Ways That Seem... Seamless Believe... !!! Even Though My Flows... Are Done... ALONE... !!! ... NO Beats In Tow... !!!!! A Capellas That Show... How Big Virge Tones... Require NO GROOVE... To Make Them Move... In Ways That Produce... Like... Producers DO... !!! The Type Who've Merged... My Verse With... Reverb... And HARD Bass Lines... That Fit With Rhymes... In Ways That UNITE... And Sound Sweet Like... Boom Bap Rappers... Whose Flows Are DAPPER... !!! Well I Mean... Emcees... Who BODY Hot Beats... !!! Like Guns In The Streets... !!! You See I Merge The Lyrical... With Wordplay Metaphysical.... Or Maybe Just The Physical... ... As If It Is A RITUAL... To Be Rhythmic And So CRYPTIC... That Crip' Man Couldn't... " FLIP IT "... !!!!!! Divergent... When I'm Merging... My Verses Like... Insurgents... Whose Flows Merge With REAL PURPOSE.... !!!!! Beyond The Clowns Whose CIRCUS... Proves That Their Flows Are WORTHLESS... !!! While Flows I Merge Are EARNEST... !!! IMPERIOUS and SERIOUS... So CLEARLY NOT For IDIOTS... !!!!! They're Well Observed... Researched And Well Versed... In Delivering... STRONG Spoken words... !!! Like I Said At The Start.... The Name... " BIG VIRGE "... IS ONE When It Comes To QUALITY Verse... That DESERVES To Be Heard... !!! Because When They're Linked... They TRULY... .... " Merge "....

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Peps, here listen, hear me out yeah I know you're all really doing your best trouble is, your best isn't good enough You're making us look like Keystone cops all this haphazard stasis-cating around like drunk Ruskies staying up late back early morning, obsessive yet incompetent Yes, persistent is the key thing is though, you're just too dumb some of you think eggs grow on trees after all there are egg plants, so surely eggs come from trees yes! and we all live in a yellow submarine! Now listen to me, you plebs Don't you know what 'Royalty' means do you think its some wishy washy label from Primark or some honor you can buy at a Car boot sale No, you pumpkins, it's not and don't mention 1066 or that opinionated zealous fool, Oliver Cromwell If you don't know it yet, better know now our Royal Adversary is Simply The Best this man is as good as you can get we are talking Exceptional here we are talking, top drawer, creme de la creme we are talking, One of a Kind, the Real Deal, yes! We are the majority, yes..fat lot of good, that has done you're all as common as muck, ****** ******** twerps that's all you are. yadda yadda this, yadda yadda that we are attacking his psyche it's psychological warfare, it's mental and emotional assaults it's your mother's *** you dumdum, the man is laughing at you Christ! what's with you people, how useless are you! I know half of you are demented psychos and the other halves just plain simpletons and sheeps now the blasted public are beginning to see that, they are fed up, already! I tell you now what your ******* problem is you think we humans are all the same, you think he is on your level you ***** think he thinks like you, sees like you, reacts like you. You, yes you, are stupid, does he look stupid to you? If you say yes, then you're even more stupid than I know Just be ****** honest with yourselves and face facts you are just common muck, oiks chewing straws and the man is Class, quality, top grade, the business gifted, talented, brave, courageous, exceptional and a ****** 'One of' The Man is simply ROYAL, that's nobility for you and say or write any **** you want, that's the ******* TRUTH Now, get lost and go continue your nonsense and don't steal anything on you way out, that's all you're good for! jingoistic trash, time wasters full of dog's crap. And you men, if one can call you men, with your floppy tiddlers, put aside your prick-envy complexes and engage your brains. ( What brains, actually? )

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Mar 17, 2019

Mar 17, 2019 at 9:40 AM UTC

yenson

Meeting with Head Honcho.....

Peps, here listen, hear me out yeah I know you're all really doing your best trouble is, your best isn't good enough You're making us look like Keystone cops all this haphazard stasis-cating around like drunk Ruskies staying up late back early morning, obsessive yet incompetent Yes, persistent is the key thing is though, you're just too dumb some of you think eggs grow on trees after all there are egg plants, so surely eggs come from trees yes! and we all live in a yellow submarine! Now listen to me, you plebs Don't you know what 'Royalty' means do you think its some wishy washy label from Primark or some honor you can buy at a Car boot sale No, you pumpkins, it's not and don't mention 1066 or that opinionated zealous fool, Oliver Cromwell If you don't know it yet, better know now our Royal Adversary is Simply The Best this man is as good as you can get we are talking Exceptional here we are talking, top drawer, creme de la creme we are talking, One of a Kind, the Real Deal, yes! We are the majority, yes..fat lot of good, that has done you're all as common as muck, ****** ******** twerps that's all you are. yadda yadda this, yadda yadda that we are attacking his psyche it's psychological warfare, it's mental and emotional assaults it's your mother's *** you dumdum, the man is laughing at you Christ! what's with you people, how useless are you! I know half of you are demented psychos and the other halves just plain simpletons and sheeps now the blasted public are beginning to see that, they are fed up, already! I tell you now what your ******* problem is you think we humans are all the same, you think he is on your level you ***** think he thinks like you, sees like you, reacts like you. You, yes you, are stupid, does he look stupid to you? If you say yes, then you're even more stupid than I know Just be ****** honest with yourselves and face facts you are just common muck, oiks chewing straws and the man is Class, quality, top grade, the business gifted, talented, brave, courageous, exceptional and a ****** 'One of' The Man is simply ROYAL, that's nobility for you and say or write any **** you want, that's the ******* TRUTH Now, get lost and go continue your nonsense and don't steal anything on you way out, that's all you're good for! jingoistic trash, time wasters full of dog's crap. And you men, if one can call you men, with your floppy tiddlers, put aside your prick-envy complexes and engage your brains. ( What brains, actually? )

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