"stormtroopers" poems
I wonder
what the hell it must
have been like when
the stormtroopers came.
Surely it wasn't like
a visit from the relatives,
they had schedules to keep,
Star of David passes to hand out
for the crowded overland train trek
to the gas showers or the ovens,
no choice given.
And we think things are tough,
worried about the color of our socks
& writing poetry.
Jan 26, 2014
Jan 26, 2014 at 9:39 PM UTC
One billion Lego stormtroopers,
some raise an army
some
raise the dead.
Dec 21, 2015
Dec 21, 2015 at 3:56 AM UTC
Stormtroopers
descended on Baja,
rolled over
the disrepaired highways
under the crescent moon,
both crazier than loons.
Dressed in full battle gear,
our billfolds
were stuffed to the hilt
with pesos,
mouths watered
for some aged tequila
& worms.
We met Rosa & Lupita
outside the cantina,
the drinking place
guarded by ten-year olds
carrying machine guns
covered with duct tape.
In the morning,
we were penniless
with hurt heads
& sore feet,
the amigas were gone.
Mar 4, 2014
Mar 4, 2014 at 4:33 AM UTC
Hey, hey
It’s Star Wars day.
Gather around.
The rebellion needs you.
Yoda’s here to teach,
Obi wan, to show the way.
Now it’s Luke, stepping up
What an exciting, adventurous day.
Lightsabers and blasters are good to have,
When the stormtroopers come around.
It’s over Anakin,
I have the higher ground.
May 4, 2019
May 4, 2019 at 12:09 PM UTC
say hello to the nouveau *****
stormtroopers in top hats and tails
to remind us that right is might is right
and that the righteous always prevail
dissent will be met with violence
remember dead men tell no tales
penitence or consequences
are all thats left for the left in their dying days
Jun 24, 2016
Jun 24, 2016 at 2:01 PM UTC
The hypocrisy of the American right and a global pandemic
It's a hoax or it isn't
but China, a place where people eat bats
is to blame
If only the communist government would step up
and ban them
and boy, wouldn't it be nice
if the Dem commies got off our backs
here in our government
and let us sell anything we want
without regulation
Or maybe the Chinese
are more crafty than that
They made it in a lab to destroy Trump
and hundreds of thousands of Americans,
and Europeans, Asians, Africans, and South Americans
including their own Chinese, all perished
that's how cruel they are
Now, us here at the Victims of Communism Memorial Foundation
will tout the American president's line
that reddest China is indeed to blame
and all this blood is on their hands.
Yes, all these deaths are going in our ticker
as victims of communism along with
the dead **** Stormtroopers
If communist China would just forcibly stop
their free wild markets
none of us would be in this mess
Jul 9, 2020
Jul 9, 2020 at 8:04 AM UTC
Like Alexander
it could be like before
A wave
of groundstomping stormtroopers
It's the way it is
when happiness was a blur
when time can't change you
but the air will **** you
It's what is inside
It's what is bleeding
hopelessness
is a shadow of a wound
I'll let this cross bleed
I'll spew out filth and fury
I will condemn you
for it is my saving grace
I couldn't measure you
to what I'd leave behind
you would come flooding back
like the sun-like a wave
Aug 11, 2015
Aug 11, 2015 at 9:12 PM UTC
Contoured cheeks
Sculptured resurfaced shapes
Concealed to show everything
Pinched nose thin
Caterpillar lash tops flying away
Plump overdrawn lips
Shimmered cheeks
Highbrows your eyebrows
No pores or face fuzz allowed!
Packed on fake skin layers
Glass reflections
Perfect cat eyeliner
Cats don’t wear eyeliner!
Who are you fake doll face?
Like stormtroopers
You look all the same
I used to know you
I think a version I saw once
But your craft makes you sell
Forces you to be someone else
You look so sad like a pretty
Doll with a fake smile
Feb 15, 2020
Feb 15, 2020 at 10:04 PM UTC
The annual avian
stormtroopers and
Luftwaffe have attacked
allied fortresses
of our smaller
fine
feathered friends --
Chickadees
Finches
&
Wrens --
and have taken
many of their strongholds
this spring here in the
Far North pillaging
needed and perhaps
unneeded sustenance
from our allies
storehouses leaving
nothing in their wake
but an avian version
of empty nest syndrome.
These black-clad
Heckle & Jeckle
Grackle Gestapo
with their click click
machine gun
sputtering sounds
think we don't notice their
clever tricks as they
nonchalantly hop
downward from branch
to branch and shuffle
side-ways on our fence
whistling as they move
one way but their
manipulating gaze at
food supplies plans
another.
But our smaller brave
fine feathered friends
hold their ground to
fight the good fight of
faith propagating
their species as the
human species also
struggles with and
against the odds of
blind and partially
blind instinct.
May 27, 2025
May 27, 2025 at 9:03 AM UTC
It's true
my country has turned
from a place I loved
into a nation of fascists
one big salute... HEIL
to my fascist nation
I need to get the **** out of here
for everything here now makes me sick
I am waiting for the day
when stormtroopers break down my door
I need my guards close
I need to stay secure
No one can speak out
no one can say no
and they watch you
and they monitor you
where ever you go
in this fascist nation
It's not Great Britain
it's ****** Britain
and those in power
are trying to take us down
we are the enemy
they have the jackboots to crush us into the ground
By Christos Andreas Kourtis aka NeonSolaris
Apr 19, 2017
Apr 19, 2017 at 1:26 PM UTC