"hannity" poems
His name is Zachary James
But he's shouted at by many names
Running man or crazy jogger
Pushing all he needs in a stroller
Dodging cars like a game of Frogger
His passion for running is a benefactor
Of his compassion for humanity
Running across the country is insanity
Knows politics better than Sean Hannity
A motor city kid and an Eastern Michigan grad
Thought he'd run to correct a world gone mad
Our paths crossed on the vicious highway 322
If you're lucky, fate will send him your way too
I'm proud to host such a fine young philanthropist
But soon he'll run off into the mysterious mist
Yet he will jog on proud and steadfast
With our help reaching his goals at last
Run for the children and for the love of running
Run for life and eternity hereafter coming
Jul 19, 2014
Jul 19, 2014 at 2:59 PM UTC
I look forward to the re-enactments of historic moments in the pageant of The United States of America. [sic]
Gettysburg, Crossing the Delaware, The Moon Landing, Paul Revere's Ride, The March on Washington, The Storming of the Capital, The Clearing of Lafayette Plaza, The George Floyd ****** The Separation of Families, The Arizona Re-count, The Plot to Assassinate Democratic Governors, The Imprisonment of: Jared, Donny, Eric, Ivanka, Don, Carlson, Greene, Gaetz, Guilianni, Hannity, Conway, McVeigh, Barr [sic] (just to mention a few of the Founding Fuck-Ups.), the death of 650,000 people (the vast majority being innocent), The Pandemic of the Unvaxxed [sic]
After July 4, 2024, History may never be the same. See it now!
Jul 22, 2021
Jul 22, 2021 at 3:39 PM UTC
There was silence left in
sanity
And nothing left for
vanity
With little time for
calamity
No mind: Sean
Hannity
Sep 14, 2013
Sep 14, 2013 at 12:32 PM UTC
The new ruse: presidential psychosis
an impartial and swift diagnosis
as you trump-up the charge
but the sign is writ large:
twenty-twenty TRUMP/PENCE the prognosis.
Corrupt psychiatric inspection
serves to further a facile detection:
presidential unfitness.
(But God is our witness;
you're mad 'cause you lost the election.)
As you slander the president's sanity
you exhibit your own inhumanity.
I would urge all you losers
and lying accusers
to listen to Savage and Hannity.
In your desperate drive to impeach
you would grasp what is out of your reach.
The infernal machine
steered by crazy Maxine
makes a nasty mechanical screech.
The Democrat narrative flounders
while our nation's own hateful confounders
promote red revolution
mob-rule as solution
insulting the faith of the Founders.
Though the state-sponsored media lie,
our beleaguered republic must try
to transcend inhumanity;
quell the insanity.
(Both wings are needed to fly.)
Aug 31, 2017
Aug 31, 2017 at 7:46 PM UTC
I go out for coffee
with my best
friend every
evening
And see the thorns come out of
I people In ways I wouldn't expect.
D One woman moves away from us. One
R boy calls her a terrorist. One man threate
I ns to have her deported Even though she w
N as born in New Jersey. America the free....?
K I drink coffee with my parents in the morning, My
C Dad's daily dose of poisons called Fox and Friends
O Hannity The O'reilly Factor Cause my ears to bleed.
F They say that while not all Muslims are terrorists All ter
F rorists are Muslim. They use religion as a scapegoat
E What they don't know isThese radicals do the exact
E same thing. I drink coffee by myself in the afterno
on. Somewhere, during that time Personality Ru
pert Murdoch blames all Muslims for terrorism.
He says they all must take responsibility for t
his "cancer". Then must I, as a Christian, tak
e responsibility for the KKK? Must I, as a
member of your religion, Rupert, take
responsibility for your ignorance? I
stand in solidarity with these Mus
lims who would never rip a hair
off my head or a bone from m
y body. We can do without
people like you, who mak
my coffee taste bitter.
Jan 16, 2015
Jan 16, 2015 at 5:18 PM UTC
Get behind me! It’s not I that lies
And I want all the power-to share
Unlike those today-want it to control
It’s that time-we need use all of soul
One more time-we fall for same lies
Might be one-we get pushed over side
I love you too much to not even try
Love me same-and stand by my side
Get behind me! It’s not I that lies
Many voices tell me stop-don’t believe
Yet only one-says your worth-this path
If what’s easy is bad-as hard is good
Where we’ll we be-after all is said
Opinions aren’t integrity-only thing gets to heaven
Many turn a blind eye-yet pray Friday, Saturday, Sunday
If ever-find me any day-flipping rocks over
Power brings responsibility-not just bi-weekly-money
Politics isn’t what’s wrong-It’s our corrupted souls
Yet it doesn’t have to be-children are Godly
People like Hannity-O’Reilly-might say *****
Listening to them won’t lead us to heaven
Hear your soul-inner child-live these days wild
Don’t follow the leader-or pack of followers
Be proud what done-believe in what do
Don’t risk end of world-just for sake of control
Get behind me! It’s not I that lies
Aug 4, 2010
Aug 4, 2010 at 12:31 PM UTC
I ticked off my day
with a tepid mug of Morning Joe...
Then a liberal bowl of CNN
left me bitter like aloe...
So I asked the Fox and his Friends
to put me on the right track...
But Hannity prevailed
and I gagged on a cocktail of Rushian Kool-Aid.
~ P
Jul 20, 2013
Jul 20, 2013 at 3:58 PM UTC
embezzle the grey matter underneath a skull overladen with pintrest pins dotted sideways like impact-stars__fallen bricks__ flowers plummet vase-first onto concrete side-world beyond the gardener's balcony__it always takes an angry peasant to make the peasants into serfs__like a bleeding riddle in granite or grass, left to rushed interpretation as the meta-physicists usurp the physicists authority and insist the earth is speaking to avoid a hemorrhaging final trimester in the birth of human omnipotence__instead Mother Nature asks Dr. Neptune for an abortion in the final trimester__Dr. Neptune politely declines and returns to Sean Hannity in the Situation Room__how dry is a planet where it never, ever rains?
Nov 15, 2014
Nov 15, 2014 at 2:55 PM UTC
It's Christmastime in Trumplandia.
The halls are decked with boughs of folly,
Ol' Frosty the Snowman is melting,
And sleigh bells are sounding melancholy.
The president has an abundance of hassles:
Ongoing investigations,
Failed attempts at accomplishments,
Embarrassments, and accusations.
He believes his supporting staff
Will help him work out all the kinks
And claims he's the favorite president!
Something is rotten in DC, methinks.
Wondering why he can't wield
More power, he disdains
Anyone who makes an attempt
To open his eyes or pull on his reins.
He'll pick a fight with anyone
Who doesn't give him flattery or praise.
Many devoted staff and supporters
Apparently share the leader's malaise.
Not trusting true experts,
He looks elsewhere for his muse:
At Alex Jones, Hannity,
Or the vicious harpy who haunts Fox News.
He says he hires the best people--
Not!--and knows what's best for the nation.
He's backing a candidate for the Senate
Who's been accused of child molestation.
His organization is raking in dough,
While Trump insists he's breaking no laws.
Why not follow the foreign money?
And what about the emoluments clause?
His favorite world leaders are
Autocrats who aren't so pleasant.
Their mutual butt-kissing will have to
Be their mutual Christmas present.
Santa Trump and his elves in Congress
Are working together in order to dole
Tax breaks out to the wealthiest, while
The rest of us will end up with coal.
Chestnuts won't be roasting on
An open fire this year. No way!
Our winter wonderland's become
A messy winter holiday.
-by Bob B (11-28-17)
Nov 28, 2017
Nov 28, 2017 at 8:36 AM UTC
Believe me, believe me
that makes me smart
no admission of guilt
just one of those things
wrong, wrong look
it's all words
all sound bites
an unbelievable company
Now as far as the lawsuit, yes
we settled with zero
when I was very young, yes
we were sued
I notice you bring that up a lot
tough communities
that's called business
we use certain laws that are there
maybe he didn't do a good job
my obligation is to
myself
wrong, wrong
it would be squandered, believe me
we're dying
I hope it does collapse
that's called business
tremendous, Chelsea is tremendous
and under-budget
I was able to hold back
Maybe I'll tell you at the next debate
a wonderful young lady
Lester did a good job
nobody asks Sean Hannity
Now as far as the lawsuit, yes
you've been there a long time
that makes me smart.
Sep 30, 2016
Sep 30, 2016 at 4:49 PM UTC
Sean Hannity
American insanity
American Catholic hater
Like an ignorant Darth Vader
Trumpfuck found on Fox
Bootlicker of Trump's socks
Send him to the Abyss
Unmourned and unmissed
Adios Thanos!
Feb 11, 2020
Feb 11, 2020 at 9:22 AM UTC
Our Commander in Chief
A liar and thief
Less poise than Cheef Keef
Poisons the coral reefs
Turns over the same leaf
Covers it with new beef
A new outrageous tweet
Wash, rinse, repeat
With every action he divides our nation into factions
Giving a fraction of the truth, he replaces fact with distraction
Selling manufactured satisfaction
In fact we are living ration to ration
Press releases become trash compaction
Gluing facets to fit the latest fashion
While hiding his utter lack of compassion
Tragedy and calamity
Total lack of humanity
A far shot from sanity
Blinded by his vanity
Mesmerized by Sean Hannity
Our orange head of state
Ignores what’s at stake
As he takes and takes
Makes dire mistakes
Poisons rivers and lakes
I wake in shivers and shakes
Executive orders
Walled off borders
Photoshopped reporters
Narcissistic personality disorder
The bloated wealth hoarder
The great divider, the sorter
Total disregard for the truth
Fools gold or real gold
Both break your tooth
So believe what you are told
Believe the one who’s most bold
Watch the country be sold for profit
The fortune of a false prophet
For the pocketbook of a liar
The potato is on fire
It’s too late to drop it
The world will soon burn
If we don’t rise up to stop it
Nov 17, 2018
Nov 17, 2018 at 7:54 AM UTC