Mirror mirror on the wall
Who told the biggest lies of all
A tisket a tasket
He just flipped a gasket
Red Rover Red Rover
Let warheads come over
One, two skip to my Lou
Three, four, you’ll start a war
Five, six, you’re in a fix
Skip to my Lou, my darling.
Seven, eight, it’s just too late
Nine, ten, you'll never win
Skip to my Lou, my darling.
Here we go Lupti Lou
Here we go Lupti Lie
Here we go Lupti Lou
Why don’t you lay down and die
Ring around the Rosey
A pocket full of posers
Bashes, Crashes
The World falls down
Mary, Scary, quite contrary
How does your evil grow
With fire drill bells and armored shells
And dead bodies all in a row.
ljm
If you're old enough to remember any/all of these, come sit by me. I did another series like this many years go and these were the only rhymes left for me to use this time.