I liked when I partly heard
They had the vacancy
Reserved especially for a girl.
They didn't want very educated
But the beautiful one.
And my head was in a whirl.
All of my targeted ads remember
that we wanted to go to Iceland
to see the Aurora Borealis,
and they bombard me relentlessly
as if marketing in memories.
This instance is not unique.
no matter how many buttons I push
in attempts to subdue
these bright incursions,
I can't mute you completely.
Drank the morning rain and felt it in my chest
Clung, suspended with the fog on my vanity
I have a pencil to my temple,the graphite looks impressed
It sees the twitch in my neck, before you ever spoke with breath like turpentine
All in all the days are just one big joke
-I should be the chummy punchline
Suitable for nights
"feel like it" moments
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Title #1: Dear Hi-Chews (Morinaga & Co.),
Always incorporate a pun
Yours need a haiku
Title #2: Hi-Chew 2.0
Our sells would just sore
But the brandings a bore, solved:
Include a haiku
Title #3: Mango Flavor
Hi-chews are yummy
But the mango is nasty
Title #4: Sales
Hi-chew sells are down
When Laughy-taffy’s around
Add a fun Haiku
A farmer once grew some potatoes
Genetically crossed with tomatoes:
He plucked 'em by hand,
Set up a stand,
And sold 'em as "heirloom topatoes".