Prince Charming farts! It’s a little known fact. He’s a human after all, No matter how he acts. His poise may be excellent His skin as smooth as gossamer He will retain his calm Even if he views a massacre.
Image, to the prince, is everything He really doesn’t care for truth. He has refined every gesture Every moment since his youth.
Prince Charming belches! But he’s careful with his breath. To be seen as rude or low class He feels is worse than death. You must live up to his standards Not be déclassé or dense If you with to enjoy the company Of the oh so charming prince.
Image, to the prince, is everything He knows just who to please. Even whiffs of pepper will not Make Prince Charming sneeze.
But of course the troubles Of those not in his class, No matter how much they cry, He’ll give them a royal pass. Because his time is valuable Where lesser souls are not. You got to spend time with him. Be glad for what you’ve got.
Prince Charming is a paragon As everyone can plainly see. All must bask in his magnificence And of course, so does he.
Anybody that is anybody knows the most fabulous and trendy accessory are socks. Crew, No-Show, Knee high. The ever versatile socks are the most righteous thing. The Ancient Greeks may have had some dark ages, but they were the first people that we know of that thought, Hey shoes are cool, but what if we made them more flexible and soft. Thus the mighty sock was born. Now there are some of you who may think completely different about socks. Maybe they are boring, or annoying. You are feeling the Albert Einstein side of socks. (He didn’t wear socks because he didn’t see the point, tragic huh?) Well friends, though you may be genius you are completely idiotic. Socks are little hugs wrapped around your feet. All day. They are like butterfly kisses that mae you smile every time you look down. What is better than that? The answer is nothing. Queen Freaking Elizabeth loved socks and went to the inventor of the knitting machine (which was originally created to make socks) to have custom socks made. Not only are socks just incredibly wonderful and stylish, they were invented to help save the world… from sticky feet. Socks help prevent your human sweat drops from seeping into your shoes, making a perfect nesting place for the teenage mutant ninja turtles. Disgusing In conclusion, nothing can or ever will be more awe founding or perfect than socks