One day I met a titular telepath That made me do social math After I took a brief bubble bath Underneath his heavy hovercraft That submerged my brain Allowing no sign of refrain Only the pain Of the stain Of his Rorschach test Filling inside my crest
You cast a spell of thought on me When you walk by so haughtily I can't think Only drink Your Kool-Aid Of a fool's blade
It should be considered a crime The way you control my mind I feel so pointlessly paranoid And it's not the **** You travel to an abysmal void I just follow your lead
I live in a world of mass media But you cut off my streaming So I guess I won't be seeing them And I can focus on dreaming Of an amazing life starring you And introducing happiness I don't care how it's reviewed The critics negate sappiness
I'm so afraid you will get rid of me While I sit under your guillotine That can't reach me in your grasp But if I ever leave it'll be in half I'm trapped in a precarious position That I fear will carry us to collision I put my ear to the ground and listen For an approaching stampede That will steal my cognition Will those wildebeest thieves Make a deadly incision?