StuKerr

StuKerr Jun 2014

Fashionista Queen
She wears all the best labels
Too bad she's a *****

#label #haiku #***** #**** #fashion

StuKerr Jun 2014

Fashionista

She left me for him
He's a big ageing baby
His diaper is chic

Chic baby diaper shithaiku ageing young love

StuKerr Jun 2014

Ageing

What is a haiku?
Alzheimer's makes me forget
What is a haiku?

#haiku #forget #alzheimers #shithaiku

StuKerr Jun 2014

Spicy

Dark thoughts run through me
Like a curry burning me
Open the window

#dark #thoughts #window #burning #curry #spicy

StuKerr Jun 2014

Bulge

Drinking gone too far
Drunk fat girl you complete me
Wake up. That's a man

#heartbreak #girl #haiku #fat #whoops #pickup #shithaiku #fatgirl

StuKerr Jun 2014

Ba-dum-tis

Smooth and supple skin
Exhausted arms droop, sweat beads
You can beat my drum

#sweat #drum #smooth #supple

StuKerr Jun 2014

Humanisation
Might as well jam a mans face
On an Ocelot

Personify it
Happy like Humanity
Ocelot the bloke

#man #haiku #happy #humanity #face #person #might #jam #ocelot #shithaiku