bae is sick
his name isn't ****
this sounds like a rap
but it isn't a map
he pronounces stuff strangely
he can say "aluminum" barely
he has the flu I think
he needs to see dr dake
we have shows to go to
but he still has the flu
so I'm lonely as heck
for bae who isn't named beck

at 11:11
like we usually do
we made a wish
but he has the flu
so we txted our wishes
I made a nice wish
but when I read his
he had said "ish"

bae cannot type
properly
he types worse than he plays
monopoly

bae still is sick
so my wish didnt work
I guess I can't be mad
that he feels like elephant ****

bae decided that he wouldn't go
to the show just because he feels low
the flu is about him, he has aches
but that doesn't mean he has to be late

I'm sad as heck for bae being sick
he's annoying, my bae not named ****
he won't stop txting me weird things
I wish he could have normal thinks

stop turning minnows into whales
stop telling such outlandish tales
I told him to please not go to bed
but he decides to be sick instead

everyone is complaining
I dont know why
but bæ is gone
the cat's wearing a tie

Delaney needs to die
im eating lots of chocolate
bæ left me with Delaney
and I'm lactose intolerant

I told bae he had the flu
he denied it saying he's fine
now it's my birthday and I'm alone
so bae got sick just in time

bae is sick and falling asleep
he will not text back at all
I guess it's my fault
that he just won't answer my call

bae has the flu and doesn't feel good
I'm sitting at home alone too
I wish I could die cause he isn't here
the bae whose asleep and with the flu

you tell me that it's fine
and I apologize
for everything I do
even if it is fine

I insult myself a lot
and get jealous
I get upset easily
and aren't the brightest

but for bae
you may annoy me
but I get its kinda cute
and you always text back

while I never respond
and insult myself
you still don't hate me
like the others do

with bae we made a village
on some online game
it was large and prosperous
but it was kinda lame

so we named the town
the town by the bay
he asked me for a name
I didn't know what to say

so I shouted "SHENIQUA"
he looked at me and laughed
he named it Sheniqua
then he left to take a bath

so a few weeks later
when I asked about the game
he said Sheniqua had died
so I guess it was lame