(THE BEST POEM EVER)**
i’m like that one spare tire
that people only use in times that are dire.
parang like a gulong is what i feel
kasi i’m also a constant third wheel,
but it’s k kasi when i remember cool ang tricycle,
i don’t feel as cold as an icicle.
i am nobody’s somebody,
and i feel the warmth of no body.
“do you have a boyfriend?”……no
pero k lang kasi boys smell like b.o
no, i’m kidding. that was really sexist.
(reminder: don’t generalize genders) k added that to my checklist.
so anyway, when my friends have stuff to do
i realize i have a lame social life…croo.
plus i always see my pals have “heart to heart” talks together
tapos ako hanggang small talk lang parang, “hi hows the weather”
i mean i know we don’t always hang out
but it’s fun when we do naman e. #NoDoubt
in all seriousness, i’ll still be here for you all.
even if in the catwalk of buhay, you accidentally fall.
when “friends” only like you when you’re happy, i’ll be a shoulder to cry on
but please, when you sob, wipe first your sipon.
at the end of the day i’ll be like The Giving Tree
and like when the tree was a stump, you can always sit on me. (wait, what)
the most conyo and sabaw poem ever