I wake up every morning to a cup of coffee,
Someone always says something a bit too raunchy.
The first thought that driftly comes to mind,
Just so happens to be a truly fine friend of mine.
I care, though it seemed to sadly tear,
What we had was nothing merely than a dare.
He's been through a lot, the poor little devil,
But I was always there to save him from something civil.
All I can really do, is try and be your true friend,
But it's really hard, when you keep pushing us to an end.
When I go to sleep every night to a comfy bed and tears,
It starts to really bother me, when I notice I haven't been happy in years.

You want a romantic poem?
Here it goes
“Baby, I take the e out of e-harmony”
“The E stands for exit”
“Which is what I’m doing right now”
“Cause this isn’t working out”
Taking the microphone
And looking at the news station televising this
“Kids, don’t break up with a woman like this in any way. Unless you hate life.”
I usually think dropped microphones are the best way out
This one is brand new
So I’ll pretend like I’m doing that
Don’t hurt her feelings
Just be transparent and genuine with your words
And hopefully the hurt will be as mild as the spring in Texas

The times where you looked into my eyes,
and I did the same,
when all time was paused for a moment,
I could do nothing but look deep,
and see if I could imagine you with me forever.      
The images were so amazing at first,
but when I kept looking,
within a couple moments,
it seemed that trees were changing colors.    
Looking into your eyes made me realize,
within a few months,
you wouldn't even have the same feelings,
As I have for you.
I know this, because farther down the road,
all the trees... were dead.