Josh Oo-Wah Coyle

Josh Oo-Wah Coyle Feb 2016

A guy and his gal were abed,
when she looked over at him and said,
"The way your ***** is bent
is my only lament."
So sideways they did it instead.

#funny #***** #*** #bent #limerick #*****

Josh Oo-Wah Coyle Dec 2015

Beguiling Winter

beguiling winter
clouds waiting idle and calm
moon and sun argue

#haiku #sun #moon #winter #clouds #snow #seasons #weather

Josh Oo-Wah Coyle Dec 2015

my happiness tonight

snow on the leaves
and
leaves on the snow
frost on the moon
o'er
a red and green glow
the evening is silent
whilst
I trim up the tree
a warm fuzzy fire
and
Vince Guaraldi
hot cocoa in hand
I
look out through the glass
and softly reflect
on
Christmastimes past

this is my happiness tonight

#happy #memories #happiness #past #snow #christmas #frosty

Josh Oo-Wah Coyle Nov 2015

The Therapod

You'll never know a fairer pod,
Than when you meet a therapod;
For a therapod will care a lot
And doesn't want to scare a ***.

So if you chance to meet a therapod,
Don't think that it's a terror pod –
A therapod is a rarer sod,
Unless you meet a pair o' pods.

Feels a little forced, but I still like it. Happy Dinovember!

#funny #dinosaurs #dinovember #therapod

Josh Oo-Wah Coyle Jun 2015

***** Limerick #2

Canoodling his significant other,
Our man Henry was loathe to discover:
The **** had run dry,
But rather than cry,
He decided to go get the butter.

#funny #***** #*** #limerick #butter

Josh Oo-Wah Coyle Jun 2015

This Thread of Mine

a spool of heart's thread
pulled taut just for you
tie a knot and watch it break

#love #heartbreak #sad #heart #haiku #break #string