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Carrie So:  Cancer Treatment Centers of America, this is Carrie. How may I help you?
Suzy Berlinsky:  Exposure to X-rays causes radiation-sickness. How might exposing cancer sufferers to radiation-sickness improve their health?
Carrie So:  Hi Suzy.
Carrie So:  Radiation therapy for cancer treatment is a different type of radiation
Carrie So:  I can send you a link, it's from the National Cancer Institute's website
Carrie So:  it explains in more detail what radiation for cancer is
Carrie So:  
Suzy Berlinsky:  How so? The loss of hair is a hallmark of radiation-sickness.
Suzy Berlinsky:  What's the cure-rate of your organization?
Carrie So:  We have survival statistics posted on our website, they are specific by cancer type
Suzy Berlinsky:  The appeal of this site is one-on-one with someone who possesses expertise in regards to cancer. Please route my questions to an expert.
Carrie So:  I am an oncology information specialist, I am trying to help you today
Carrie So:  There isn't an answer to your question about a cure rate for our orgonization
Carrie So:  as I mentioned, you can see our survival data, by cancer type on the website
Suzy Berlinsky:  Of course there's an answer. Your large organization keeps meticulous statistics.
Carrie So:  In most cases Suzy, people want statistics that our specific to a cancer type
Carrie So:  Would that be helpful for you?
Suzy Berlinsky:  I want an overall statistic as I'm collecting data on cancer survival rates.
Carrie So:  Any data you find Suzy will be separated into cancer types
Carrie So:  Have you been to the National Cancer Institute website before?
Suzy Berlinsky:  Please connect me with an expert.
Carrie So:  I will transfer you
Christie Nelson has entered the session.
Christie Nelson:  Hello Suzy.
Suzy Berlinsky:  Do you possess statistical data?
Christie Nelson:  Yes, we do have stats comparing Cancer Treatment Centers of America outcome versus the SEER National Database.
Christie Nelson:  Have you been diagnosed with cancer, Suzy?
Suzy Berlinsky:  What's your overall cure-rate? How many of your patients survive at least 5 years following treatment?
Christie Nelson:  We break down our statistics by cancer type. I want to make sure I am helping you in the way you want to be helped today. Are you considering making an appointment at one of our centers?
Suzy Berlinsky:  I'm shopping around. I've yet to receive a straight answer from your organization. Answer my questions please.
Christie Nelson:  We do not have a overall cure-rate. I can give you statistic's based on cancer type. What type of cancer are you researching? Then I can give you the answer.
Suzy Berlinsky:  That's not true. What's your cure-rate amongst patients with cancer seated in the lungs?
Christie Nelson:  For non small cell lung cancer
Christie Nelson:  CTCA is 22 percentage points higher than the national average in survival.
Christie Nelson:  at 1 year, CTCA is 16 percentage points higher than the national average
Christie Nelson: Suzy, may I ask, what is the name of your medical insurance so that I may be in the best position to help you?
Suzy Berlinsky:  90% of lung cancer patients die within a year of diagnosis. How long before they succumb to their illness upon completion of your course of treatment?
Christie Nelson:  That certainly is a very difficult question. That depends on so many variables. I don't have the answer for you. Ultimately you would need to come in and meet with our doctors to evaluate your options.
Suzy Berlinsky:  May I correspond with someone other than a salesman?
Christie Nelson:  I am not a salesman, Suzy. We are patient advocates here at CTCA. In order to speak with a clinicial person from our center, you would need to make an appointment. I would be glad to help you set that up.
Suzy Berlinsky:  You have yet to answer a straight-forward question. Surely you have common statistics at-the-ready.
The agent is sending you to http://www.cancercenter.com/lung-cancer/survival-outcomes.cfm.
Carrie So has left the session.
Suzy Berlinsky:  When will someone knowledgeable be available to answer elementary questions concerning cure-rates?
Christie Nelson: Suzy, I have answered your question, showed you the chart. I am sorry I am not understanding how I can help you further.
Suzy Berlinsky:  Somehow I got placed in the sales dept. Please transfer me.
Christie Nelson:  Suzy, you need to make an appointment to speak with our clinical staff. I need to assist other patients now. I wish you all the best.
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Hey, Suzy K.
I heard we're in the same math class,
were you ever good?
I was always a hack.

Hey, Suzy K.
Did you do the assignment?
Could I copy some of your answers?
I promise the teacher wouldn't mind it.

Hey, Suzy K.
I really like your hair—
it sits nicely on your fine shoulders,
and it's quite beautifully rare.

Hey, Suzy K.
Would you like to go the dance?
We could make quite the pair,
so would you give me a chance?

Hey, Suzy K.
I'd like to make you mine;
I know we're still young,
but I don't want to waste any time.

Hey, Suzy K.
I'd like to take you out to dine—
I promise it'll be worthwhile,
and I'll have you back no later than 9.

Hey, Suzy K.
That was really quite the kiss,
I'm glad you could be my first,
certainly not a miss.

Hey, Suzy K.
I guess it was a puppy love,
just high-school sweethearts,
never meant to make it past the clubs.

Hey, Suzy K.
I heard you're going away,
to study the marine life.
I'll be here if you need a place to stay.

Hey, Suzy K.
Do you remember our first kiss?
Gosh, all this time has passed,
and still, you're quite the misses.

Hey, Suzy K.
I got married this past spring,
we're expecting by the fall,
I even gave her the ruby ring.

Hey, Suzy K.
I heard our kids are in math together—
could you believe the coincidence?
Maybe they'll be tighter than ever!

Hey, Suzy K.
I heard about your husband.
I'm sorry for your loss—
let me know if you need a friend.

Hey, Suzy K.
Thanks for the pie;
it's been a hard loss to grieve,
but you make me feel fine.

Hey, Suzy K.
Can you believe all this time?
We've both got gray hair,
and we've been aging like wine.

Hey, Suzy K.
I've got nurses changing bags of *****;
they say my memory is slipping away—
maybe you can stop in before I go to the loony bin.

Hey, Suzy K.
I really miss my wife,
could you stay for a while longer?
It's really been a miserable life.

Hey, Suzy K.
Do you remember our first kiss?
I can't exactly place it,
I just remember it was bliss.

Hey, Suzy.
It's hard to see in this sterile light,
is it just me,
or is that my wife?

Jey Blu  Dec 2017
Agender is when you don't identify with either gender mentally. You can still dress and act like either *** and you still have your biological ***.

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show  Dec 2017
It's a mental illness then, a denial of reality.

Jey Blu  
Or you're just a close minded *******

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show 
You're a retardate who'll die in 2018.

Jey Blu  
I sure ******* hope so. See you in hell. Or nevermind. I hope you live in this hellhole of a life forever.

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show  
Testify sister!

Jey Blu 
******* you *****

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show  
Your daddy still loves you.

Jey Blu  
Nope. Otherwise he wouldn't have beaten me

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show  
You shouldn't have had ****** ******* with him.

Jey Blu  
I didn't. It was my brother who ***** me. So ******* I don't need you bringing up bad memories

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show  
It's good that you are male & female simultaneously.

Jey Blu  
Never said that. Only that I don't identify mentally with with either gender.

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show  
You are a mental ******.

Jey Blu  
*** is wrong with you. Do you act like an idiot around all people, or am I special?

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show  
You identify as a man, yet you have female genitals. You are a lunatic.

Jey Blu  
I do not identify as a man nor a woman. I am a female biologically and agender mentally How many more times must I explain this?

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show  
You're mentally defective. You shouldn't be alone with children.

Jey Blu  
Why do you do this?

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show 
How many boys have you molested?

Jey Blu  
I asked you a ******* question ****. Answer it, or I'll get your account deleted.

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show  
You made me cry. Why are you so mean?

Jey Blu  
Wow. You are ******* low. Posting a conversation between the two of us. And I sure hope I made you cry.

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show
Don't hurt me mister!

Jey Blu  
I'm younger than you are, yet you act so much more immature.

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show 
Are you going to **** me too?

Jey Blu 
I wouldn't even want to get within a mile of you, let alone close enough to touch you.

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show 
I'm glad that you have spared me. I fear you and your *****/****** combo.

Jey Blu  
Why do you keep saying I have both male and female genitals?

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show 
I don't want you to **** anymore.

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show 
Please don't track me down and ****** me!!!

Jey Blu  
I have never ***** anyone, and you continuing to bring up these memories is about to send me into a panic attack.

Ama the monster, an insidious creature of torture and despair,
sings in her lair of misdirection and good intentions.
And one day Ama wakes up to find herself carrying a child, a ****** mother is she.
Ama gives birth to Suzy, and lets the newborn walk the Earth.

Suzy, let rest upon your lap
the mourner’s fatigue, for whilst it brings but pain upon his shoulders to bear,
to your grasp beholds only a wholly indifference.
And Suzy Suzy, when you see the man walk weak,
offer your services for only a final home does he seek.

I sit, the car radio playing a tune of static,
Suzy my old friend on my passenger side, humming along.
Soon I begin to argue with Suzy, of love and life and where I went wrong.

As we drive I know not where we go, but only that we must make it there.

Suzy told me I’d hate it when we make it there.
I hope to prove Suzy wrong.

There's gods all around that pound you
While the men in high heels surround you
How much longer 'til they've found you?
Suzy, do you know what you've done?

She had her ways of seduction
A femme fatale if there ever was one
A high class killer and a smart one
But everyone fails once or twice

You spent the night in the hacienda
Curled up on the white veranda
To kingdom come they'd like to send ya
Suzy, do you know you're on your own?

The sun will rise tomorrow
Do you need some time to borrow?
Listen to the morning swallow
You've got to come up with something quick

How does it feel to be a rebel?
To wake up dead next to the devil?
You've got one more deal left to settle
Suzy, I hope your aim is good

Is that smoke in the distance?
Is it a campfire or an instance?
Is there anyone out here to witness,
Whatever Suzy has up her sleeve?

The gun that she carries
Belongs to the man she married
And tonight, along this lonesome prairie
Suzy will meet him once more

Blue ink was no friend
Blue ink was the most boring plan
For the trees and hills Suzy ran
When Mama came with a stick in her hand

For months and years Suzy despaired
This forced acquaintance she wished to be spared
This Hulk of a character Mama'd personify
This waste of time, she knew not why

I just wanna be free, Suzy lamented
An uproarious laughter, with which she was greeted
Why do you act all so tormented, said this voice
Without blue ink, you will be mistreated

How do you carve a path of your own
How do you enforce a right you wouldn't have known
How do you right a wrong you don't condone
How do you condone life when left alone

To the books and pages Suzy ran
Devouring much material in the given span
In a solid colour, she saw a world of wonder
In its simple strokes, there was no more to be coaxed

In happiness and despair, Suzy was elevated
In health and sickness, she knew to be liberated
In company and solitude, Suzy was educated
In wealth and poverty, she knew she had profited

Blue ink had granted her the highest of privileges
For to live well, is to live with choice
A coveted privilege, with which we rejoice

Here rises the below into the above teasing man nuggets & eyeballs
to tear the fabric of chastity & virginity at ****** laundries in malls
Here sinks the above into the below as a **** against Niagara Falls
who hoarsely engages in horse-play with horses in their horse stalls

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show  Nov 2017
"...a lake of ignorance"? The "ink" that tattooists use, remains in the lymphatic (immune) system for a lifetime. Is it ignorant to compromise your ability to fight infection for a tattoo?

Eloi  Nov 2017
I do not force anyone to have a tattoo. And if a person chooses personally to do something to their body which will only effect themselves negatively, then that’s not ignorant. What’s ignorant is people taking actions which is killing our environment and not caring that it’ll affect everyone else in the world. That is distinctly ignorant. I do not know who the ******* think you are to question me this way when you have no idea who I am. Ironically, it’s incredibly ignorant. Thanks very much

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show  Nov 2017
If you are a tattoo artiste, then you are knowingly poisoning dumb people, which demeans your worth as a human being. You are a hypocrite & a fraud. Bow your bleached head in shame. Go, and sin no more.

Eloi  Nov 2017
You’re an absolute kook,
Wow.

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show  Nov 2017
I can't help you until you're ready to accept my help.

Eloi  Nov 2017
I don’t want your help.
You really are psychotic.

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show  Nov 2017
Let's discuss your father. Shall we?

Eloi  Nov 2017
What’s the matter with you?
Why’re you so hateful?

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show  Nov 2017
Does the F-word empower you? Your father disapproves of your vulgarity. Perhaps it's good that your genetic lineage ends with you. The world would suffer needlessly feeding your progeny.

Eloi  Nov 2017
Haha you’re funny,
Honestly, I’m humoured.
I hope you have a lovely evening,
God bless x

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show  Nov 2017
You lost.

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show  Nov 2017
You're a foul-mouthed hypocrite.

Eloi  Nov 2017
I haven’t lost anything, dear.
You clearly have some issues, I’m just not going to stoop to your level. I’m not foul mouthed, nor a hypocrite. i really hope you can overcome whatever your issues are, I’m sorry that you’re burdened with them. I pray for you to find god and his peace.
Good evening, god bless x

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show  Nov 2017
You wrote this: "I do not know who the ******* think you are to question me this way when you have no idea who I am." ~ You're a mental ******...

Eloi  Nov 2017
Everyone’s entitled to feeling anger, Swearing isn’t what makes someone foul mouthed, the meaning behind words that someone says is what is. I truly am sorry for whatever has happened in your life for you to see the world like this. I hope god can find you.

Eloi  Nov 2017
God bless

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show  Nov 2017
I want you and your father to come to an understanding.
Act as a lady, not like a drunken sailor on leave.
Stop swearing. Stop shacking up. Stop *******.

Eloi  Nov 2017
My father is dead sweetie.
You know not who I am.
I hope you can just find some peace.

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show  Nov 2017
Your personal problems should remain personal. Stop
messaging me. I have no interest in fixing your wretched life.

Eloi  Nov 2017
Let me fix yours then

Eloi  Nov 2017
You clearly have some issues

An early evening gust
broke the back of the day's blaze
Still 90 degrees at eight
in orange haze
Sweat runs down my neck
Through the gorge between my *******
The wind lifts my linen shirt
runs its hands along my sides
reviving memory
of Forest Park
of a blanket in the grass

Where the pines trace
so many faces
Crackling popping kids
stolen matches, running
screaming victorious!
Blowing tin cans up with fire crackers
Bicycles, sparklers, fireworks at dusk
That whole afternoon
I spent hammering caps

Noise really makes us kids
really
especially
annoying

Mom wants us out!
Gone! All of us!
No needs. No excuses!
No cookies! No slices of bologna!
“No more Kool Aid!
Out now!
Out!”

That evening I tried
to dismiss the itchy sweat
of stupid-sister-Suzy-matching-sun-suits
at Gino's family picnic
When some kid
(I don't know?)
between the rigatoni and the sweet corn
Some kid
tosses a sparkler
into box of fireworks
I don't know?
whether to cry or laugh
I was pretty scared
Rockets going off across the lawn
and onto porch
Craze of colors through the trees
Some at eye-level horror!
But the sight of Aunt Nedda
diving under picnic table
Stockings, garter belt upended
Capsized beyond her caring
of uplifted dress

Some images just stay with you, ya know?

July 4th always lands for me
on a firework's ***

Think of this one poor lad he was dejected. Always rubbin his knees and kneelin on spitters. He's really off of their gambit and they ruin his indecision. Land on he just rolls it up and leans along. Lift down he doesn't give it half an ounce; Waldo's all for one. Next he wishes he could hurry a warbler and the thing just flies away. His loss or he ain't even tryin. Face of the clock starts drooling and he knows it's time to roller up or start splashing. Kid lived for knockin people around it but he ain't never really been touched. Get's tired of wishin and washin, wants something real solid and soft. Sometimes floating up no doubt but there ain't nothing up there wants to just hold him and he's always comin back down.

He made it out just in time really. It's just mad how time flips. One minute you're drinking a lorry and the next your coughing up swizzers. Don't really mind being dejected but awful awful just list out your tentacles each with it's own name. Satisfaction. Cost. Worth. Shame. Horror. Splendor. Oh no you ain't no octopus darling you ain't no spider. It's six for you so crawl on that.

Slipping down the line it's hound houses to the left and a picture box straight above. Kid looks at his feet guesses it's time to get Suzy. Suzy's always reaping what lads waste and she gathers it up like yarn when it's knitted. I mean what she makes ain't goin in no gallery but it's cozy and will make you look wiser a hundred an 2. Take it off she's a shining racer with pearls as ******* and turns around you wonder where the sun went. I mean really this girls a knock out but she ain't nothing to hold on to. She'd sooner be in the air then stay one extra day with you. And you ain't even a losser like so many that only wanna hold her. If your stars be shining you may see her no doubt. One word, hard: press er shoulder down quick with your tiny finger or else just leave off her. Suzy walks with mister dejected and the season's on his breath. She steps over dead animals only once when there's people around. When the planet starts turning I mean really starts spinning, they mix together and cover everything like paint. Suzy and the dejected one splash your way and you're red, her way and she's glit'rin, roadway and there's accidents, but oh how they'll go on. Catch them in their proper form they'll be your smiling baby for you. Try to upstage them you are bound to be eating fat Lay's wrinkle chips and dippin them babes in ketchup wondering where have all the good times gone.

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They're coke heads!!!
They'll spend it all on coke!!!
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Suzy Berlinsky  

James
Trying to find a place to ***
I went behind a big o'l tree
She saw me there
Completely bare
Then we became a WEE!!

TF
Oh the deepest trouble, *****
Playing with girls, that sin
just ware these words
don't think her absurd
when she wondering says, "is it in?"

Cné
So glad for you, on getting some
while relieving yourself, on the run
Girls that sin
worderin'
bored, did she ask, "Did you ***?
Or are you done?"

Sorry boys, just having fun!

James
Hey, welcome aboard
if you're feelin' bored
just give it a rub
but not a snub
that's how we scored

TF
Y'all are so bad, yes it's true
just tell me when your through
pushing, pulling
tweaking, fulfilling
your hands now full, of goo

Cné
How could I be bored, with the likes of you two
in need of rubbing, please don't be blue
Make no mistake
I have what it takes
especially, for men well overdue

TF
Talented and beautiful too
always pulling it through
it must be fate
it's always so great
getting a tugging, from you

James
Walking the streets before dawn
you looked and her light was on
you saw her fare
but didn't care
and wonder where your money's all gone

James
Poor Bill, he never did learn
he saved all the money he could earn
to pay a sweet lady
at place that was shady
and wonders why his pecker still burns

TF
Bill never learned his lesson
the burn just grew, not lessened
he never went back
his pecker he lacks
no more ****** sessions

TF
The ladies of the evening
sights beyond believing
the things they do
while making you
penniless, and leaving

Cné
A working girl, works it
with Johns, turning tricks
*******
and f¥€king
can't blame her, for getting you sick

TF
The doctor told her to take a break
her body one day, might break
all that cavorting
and oral contorting
she just really loved, her tube steaks

James**
He told her to take a seat
when she really wanted a treat
she was feelin' dry
and wasn't shy
And so she went after his meat

James
Cruising the streets just chillin'
searchin' for a chick just millin'
She shook her ***
I couldn't pass
Oh, well, another shot of penicillin

TF
Something's wrong with Suzy
something oozing, from her coozie
she scratches at an itch
her john's just call her a *****
that's the sum of it, laying down, with floozies

Cné
Suzy was rode hard, put up wet
with men on the street corner she met
Wiggling her ***
for just a little cash
***** status. she earned, you bet

Disclaimer: It just gets sicker from here...

James
Went to the bathroom to sit on the ***
I like to **** while I'm on the clock
There wasn't any paper
I used a finger scraper
I might better had used my sock

TF
Now if there's one thing I know
being a clock, that's fast, and not slow
fingers be scraping
flecks are escaping
****, will under the fingernails, go

Cné to James
Please wash your hands before you eat
Be careful cruisin' down the street
or chillin'
with penicillin
I fear a terrible peril soon, you will meet!

Oh Suzy, where do I begin?
We met only briefly and it’s sad that our time together was so thin
Our small conversation meant something to me
Even though there was a lack of mutual cooperation

“Vaccines,” you said “were the works of the devil”
“Brought no good to a world already full of evil”
I tried to persuade you, let you see the other side
But at the end of the day, you decided it was best if I was denied

“I’m still here, Suzy”
My thoughts are clear now
Life feels so beautiful that I can almost imagine I’m in a symphony
“There isn’t any vaccine that’ll get rid of me”

Suzy, I’m sorry, this was a losey for yousy