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lady craighead played the blues on a stand-up samick in the ***** room along side the parsons project and squabbling dogs and night moves stairs creek up the mezzanine trek wool sheets slide on finished floors little angels play late into the seventh (a closing match nearing the midnight hour) croaking toads and cicada sing in the blue moon musty smells and mothballs settle deep in the vault the kettle boils and cat coils as the pump house rolls its heavy drawl the red phone rings and bird clock sings (behind the ruddy stall) a sleeman variation of the ruy lopez employed heartily by the incomparable master jack marble toast burning wringer wash churning chris craft running near the old carp canoe rooster calls and west wind squalls rustle through the porch screen door chicken *** pies and rogue flies linger a rocker chair placed near the  sepia face (softened by the intricate frame) donkey in tow (with a fastened *** maggie in her dreams of green tambourines the nocturnes reflections and whispering gospel bells tractors pull on the grinder stone horses lay still in the mid-day sun a trump card is fingered at the furnace click (crosswords and puzzles are next!) while the sparrow *and that **** rabid fox* are drowning deep in castles well
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Mar 14, 2017
Mar 14, 2017 at 10:20 PM UTC
Mulholland Lane
like that pill bitter Sunday morning (after) with a nauseating hack the previously uneventful Tuesday derailed in surrealistic tale with Auntie and Jack (and a quarter of fate) in the 748 on a night flight from Sherwood to Lore reverberating waves of imminent summer haze river flats and flower fields fly weights and silver bait shredders and shysters and open gates (into those everlasting and sweated journeys of hope) bloods and strays and florentine grays (reminiscent of Rockwell fame) running horses and overgrown country lanes morning grace and gentle cheer eyes clear on the river pass *blunted paddles for those ancient and not so willing suckers!* duke making his own way (to the corner club) Parsons and Poe stream from the torn screen door cricket cadence and symphony of the Deere calm and deliberate in the soft and silent fields meadows open for grazing (guineas scamper across the till) pocket apples fill the country ripe air drunken bees and chestnuts and electric fingers strike the surface pool (a cedar strip wedged on the white wash dock) baited bull heads set to cast evenings with hearts and Nolten Nash may flowers bloom across the grass ~ time unmatched ~ with blue jays and river bends and channel cats ...and that warm and recurring Coleman drift
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May 16, 2017
May 16, 2017 at 11:36 PM UTC
Flowerfields
They say marriage is all about compromise. If that's the case, newlyweds Kia Parsons and Billy Bunning are off to an excellent start. The UK couple had different visions when it came to their wedding cake; the bride wanted an all-white tiered cake with cascading sugar flowers. The groom, on the other hand, wanted to incorporate his love of comic book superheroes into the confection. So they met somewhere in the middle: Julia Baker of Tier by Tier cake design created the cake for the couple's August 14 wedding in Milton Keynes, England. One side is the traditional-looking cake the bride wanted. On the other side, icing curtains reveal the logos of Marvel characters Captain America, Spider-Man and Iron Man, as well as Batman from the DC Comics camp. "I loved every minute making this cake, as I knew it would be something that people would be surprised at and appeal to all the Marvel fans!" Julia told The Huffington Post. In all, she spent 40 hours on the cake. It took 12 hours to make the sugar flowers, and the cake-baking and building took about 28 hours. Needless to say, Kia and Billy were thrilled with the finished product. "Julia did such a fantastic job and we were completely overwhelmed by how brilliant it looked!" the bride told HuffPost. "From most angles of the room, the cake looked like a traditional wedding cake -- just what we had wanted. It wasn't until the cake was moved for us to cut that our guests realized there was a hidden extra. Some didn't even realize until the photos went online after the wedding!" On Tuesday, a photo of the cake began going viral when it was shared by the Life Of Dad Facebook page. "I was surprised at how popular it was and how quickly the pictures circulated on social media," Julia said. "I have plenty more ideas to work on and I am calling these 'double-take cakes.'" read more:www.marieaustralia.com/formal-dresses-perth www.marieaustralia.com/white-formal-dresses
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Aug 20, 2015
Aug 20, 2015 at 11:16 PM UTC
This Supremely Awesome Wedding Cake Will Make You Do A Double Take
They say marriage is all about compromise. If that's the case, newlyweds Kia Parsons and Billy Bunning are off to an excellent start. The UK couple had different visions when it came to their wedding cake; the bride wanted an all-white tiered cake with cascading sugar flowers. The groom, on the other hand, wanted to incorporate his love of comic book superheroes into the confection. So they met somewhere in the middle: Julia Baker of Tier by Tier cake design created the cake for the couple's August 14 wedding in Milton Keynes, England. One side is the traditional-looking cake the bride wanted. On the other side, icing curtains reveal the logos of Marvel characters Captain America, Spider-Man and Iron Man, as well as Batman from the DC Comics camp. "I loved every minute making this cake, as I knew it would be something that people would be surprised at and appeal to all the Marvel fans!" Julia told The Huffington Post. In all, she spent 40 hours on the cake. It took 12 hours to make the sugar flowers, and the cake-baking and building took about 28 hours. Needless to say, Kia and Billy were thrilled with the finished product. "Julia did such a fantastic job and we were completely overwhelmed by how brilliant it looked!" the bride told HuffPost. "From most angles of the room, the cake looked like a traditional wedding cake -- just what we had wanted. It wasn't until the cake was moved for us to cut that our guests realized there was a hidden extra. Some didn't even realize until the photos went online after the wedding!" On Tuesday, a photo of the cake began going viral when it was shared by the Life Of Dad Facebook page. "I was surprised at how popular it was and how quickly the pictures circulated on social media," Julia said. "I have plenty more ideas to work on and I am calling these 'double-take cakes.'" read more:www.marieaustralia.com/formal-dresses-perth www.marieaustralia.com/white-formal-dresses
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Love bug, lady crush, peeking through a midnight sky, Deep Purple, Smoke on the Water, before a glimmer in her eye, 90's girl, child stars of, The Disney Club, Timberlake, Spears, Aguilera, Backstreet Boys, Spice Girls dominating, every air wave, Victoria Beckham, her Parsons inspiration fashion designer she'll fight her way, to the top, so much power in her name, yet even stripped bare, she'd be a star, her talent to sketch, draw and drape, falls on knees bent, if only we pray, to even have an ounce from her display, I know few like her, love unconditional, we're the writers seeking solace, an unforgiving pain, life taking so much drain, in the light of day this pain brings forth, an edge to your art, a masochistic feel, creating itself a soul untamed. You write to remember, you sketch your dreams hopelessness turns to desire, the dark cloud of youth, dissipates in the air, knowing there is a way through, treachery and despair. My dear, you may some days, feel in that gutter trying to, catch a star, but today you shine, as bright as a diamond in this very same sky, we see across continents, each night that we pray. Release the grip, lessen the pull, fly and fly, sore heights so high, you ain't ever coming down. © Sia Jane
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Mar 10, 2014
Mar 10, 2014 at 10:18 AM UTC
She x Love Bug
*We lose so much talent to addiction Some of you may not care, but I do This is my tribute to them* **Alan Wilson Canned Heat Jimi Hendrix The Jimi Hendrix Experience Janis Joplin Jim Morrison The Doors Brian Cole The Association Billy Murcia New York Dolls Danny Whitten Crazy Horse Gram Parsons The Stooges Gary Thain Uriah Heep Elvis Presley Gregory Herbert Blood, Sweat & Tears Keith Moon The Who Sid Vicious *** Pistols Lowell George Little Feat Jimmy McCulloch Wings John Bonham Led Zeppelin Darby Crash Germs James Honeyman-Scott Pretenders Pete Farndon Pretenders Paul Gardiner Tubeway Army Gary Holton Heavy Metal Kids Phil Lynott Thin Lizzy Andrew Wood Mother Love Bone Brent Mydland Grateful Dead Steve Clark Def Leppard Johnny Thunders New York Dolls David Ruffin The Temptations Kristen Pfaff Hole Shannon Hoon Blind Melon Bradley Nowell Sublime John Kahn Jerry Garcia Band Jonathan Melvoin The Smashing Pumpkins Billy Mackenzie Associates West Arkeen The Outpatience Nick Traina Link 80 John Baker Saunders Mad Season Bobby Sheehan Blues Traveler Wes Berggren Tripping Daisy Allen Woody The Allman Brothers Band Carl Crack Atari Teenage Riot Layne Staley Alice in Chains/Mad Seasons Kurt Cobain Nirvana Dee Dee Ramones Robbin Crosby Ratt John Entwistle The Who Howie Epstein Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers Jeremy Michael Ward De Facto Tim Hemensley GOD Dave Schulthise The Dead Milkmen Rick James Kevin DuBrow Quiet Riot Ike Turner Gidget Gein Marilyn Manson Jay Bennett Wilco Michael Jackson The Rev Avenged Sevenfold Paul Gray Slipknot Mike Starr Alice in Chains Amy Winehouse** *We are not bad people, we just have bad ways Yet, not many understand*
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Dec 1, 2014
Dec 1, 2014 at 4:49 PM UTC
Forgotten and Appriciated
*We lose so much talent to addiction Some of you may not care, but I do This is my tribute to them* **Alan Wilson Canned Heat Jimi Hendrix The Jimi Hendrix Experience Janis Joplin Jim Morrison The Doors Brian Cole The Association Billy Murcia New York Dolls Danny Whitten Crazy Horse Gram Parsons The Stooges Gary Thain Uriah Heep Elvis Presley Gregory Herbert Blood, Sweat & Tears Keith Moon The Who Sid Vicious *** Pistols Lowell George Little Feat Jimmy McCulloch Wings John Bonham Led Zeppelin Darby Crash Germs James Honeyman-Scott Pretenders Pete Farndon Pretenders Paul Gardiner Tubeway Army Gary Holton Heavy Metal Kids Phil Lynott Thin Lizzy Andrew Wood Mother Love Bone Brent Mydland Grateful Dead Steve Clark Def Leppard Johnny Thunders New York Dolls David Ruffin The Temptations Kristen Pfaff Hole Shannon Hoon Blind Melon Bradley Nowell Sublime John Kahn Jerry Garcia Band Jonathan Melvoin The Smashing Pumpkins Billy Mackenzie Associates West Arkeen The Outpatience Nick Traina Link 80 John Baker Saunders Mad Season Bobby Sheehan Blues Traveler Wes Berggren Tripping Daisy Allen Woody The Allman Brothers Band Carl Crack Atari Teenage Riot Layne Staley Alice in Chains/Mad Seasons Kurt Cobain Nirvana Dee Dee Ramones Robbin Crosby Ratt John Entwistle The Who Howie Epstein Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers Jeremy Michael Ward De Facto Tim Hemensley GOD Dave Schulthise The Dead Milkmen Rick James Kevin DuBrow Quiet Riot Ike Turner Gidget Gein Marilyn Manson Jay Bennett Wilco Michael Jackson The Rev Avenged Sevenfold Paul Gray Slipknot Mike Starr Alice in Chains Amy Winehouse** *We are not bad people, we just have bad ways Yet, not many understand*
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"If you're the least bit sensitive, this world will eat you alive." Is it any wonder then that so many of us want to die? But I gave up a long time ago on suicide Such an ignoble way to say goodbye So if I must go, I want to be beaten by some ******* while defending a woman's honor Shot by an oppressive father for attempting to liberate his daughter Gunned down by the government for standing up for the rights of another I guess you could say, I have dreams of becoming a martyr "Only the good die young" Only through self-sacrifice can you become Deeply ingrained in humanities' collective brain I want to make a difference Before I grow old and insane Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Lincoln JFK Jesus Christ Gandhi Joan of Arc Tecumseh And then there's Socrates Somebody help me, help me please I want so badly to die for the sake of a belief But it's all so ****** up now Twisted and torn Sometimes I wish that I was never born And there have been others who felt the same way Vincent Van Gogh Rothko And Hemingway I know it's not fair of me to say They all lead lives wrought with such pain Like Bradley Nowell And Kurt Cobain Some saw it coming Like Mark Twain Freedom really is a double-edged sword After Jack Parsons blew up he left us his words His mom OD'd shortly after having heard Greatness can only last so long in this world And what of Albert Camus? Was it really unplanned? And that poor old Nietzsche Came so unglued at the end And fate is really something How can we comprehend Some lives are surely doomed From the moment they begin
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Jan 3, 2014
Jan 3, 2014 at 1:20 AM UTC
Fate of the Martyr
"If you're the least bit sensitive, this world will eat you alive." Is it any wonder then that so many of us want to die? But I gave up a long time ago on suicide Such an ignoble way to say goodbye So if I must go, I want to be beaten by some ******* while defending a woman's honor Shot by an oppressive father for attempting to liberate his daughter Gunned down by the government for standing up for the rights of another I guess you could say, I have dreams of becoming a martyr "Only the good die young" Only through self-sacrifice can you become Deeply ingrained in humanities' collective brain I want to make a difference Before I grow old and insane Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Lincoln JFK Jesus Christ Gandhi Joan of Arc Tecumseh And then there's Socrates Somebody help me, help me please I want so badly to die for the sake of a belief But it's all so ****** up now Twisted and torn Sometimes I wish that I was never born And there have been others who felt the same way Vincent Van Gogh Rothko And Hemingway I know it's not fair of me to say They all lead lives wrought with such pain Like Bradley Nowell And Kurt Cobain Some saw it coming Like Mark Twain Freedom really is a double-edged sword After Jack Parsons blew up he left us his words His mom OD'd shortly after having heard Greatness can only last so long in this world And what of Albert Camus? Was it really unplanned? And that poor old Nietzsche Came so unglued at the end And fate is really something How can we comprehend Some lives are surely doomed From the moment they begin
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they sentenced anarchy to death in 1887. in the wake of the Haymarket Affair, they tried in vain to hang a fifth figure on a chilly November day, attempted to fit a noose on an idea that's bullet-proof. solidarity. liberty. equality. a refrain that remains in remembrance of Engel, Fischer, Parsons, Spies, and every man, woman, and child whose life was robbed by the State before his or her time. a mantra celebrating the universal qualities capable of unifying humanity even in the face of an apparatus arraigned to divide and segregate. we march in Chicago and Seattle, in Toronto and NYC, continuing the fight they began for dignity and a living wage— our burning rage growing to a conflagration as we wave black flags and reclaim the city streets from killer cops and corporate oligarchs. authority an illusion we will shed   in the tides of black and red, united against injustice.
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May 1, 2016
May 1, 2016 at 11:40 PM UTC
may(day)
"Oh!" my wretched soul aloud sighed In lamentation over its solitude, For in vain its happiness hangs Thus cannot rest more on earthly bliss. And countless of homilies have I heard More oft than dialy bread From different parsons, pastors, and persons sent, Yet melting merriment merry meet. But just too well too late The Holy Spirit to me spake That the choice is merely mine To seek true hope from Jesus's pouch, That whether in him believe and happiness have By walking faithfully on paradise course Or reject him and eternal regrets get By charging on with lunacy on perdition's Path. Please, let me alone with godly choice To know what joy salvation really brings Through what Christ alone in  Calvary did By giving what verily matters to the world! And to this new unquenchable truth aligned myself Not to misplace again priorities first; instead Gracefully and obediently walk toward that home, Where my mansion be a stately stead.
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Nov 21, 2011
Nov 21, 2011 at 5:59 AM UTC
Jesus, My True Hope
Mr Parsons made it sound exciting. But mum told Joan that she was wicked. She wasn’t allowed her dolls for a week, a week she spent bemused and resentful and she refused to poo for three days until mum relented and gave her Barbie back – but the rest would have to wait. It had begun with Mr Parsons at Sunday School with the story of the blind man and the mud and the spit. We’d sat on the adult chairs in a circle Me, Joan, Gemma, Charlie, and the Brown sisters. knee to knee in a circle in the corner of the hall, the one with the draft and the stacked chairs reminding us that we were the remnant of a once thriving community. He told us how Jesus made a paste of mud and spit [Charlie thought this hilarious and spat at Gemma, so he had to stand with his nose on the wall for the rest of the lesson] and how Jesus slathered it on the man’s eyes and then told him (unnecessarily we thought) to go wash it off. It hadn’t worked first time – was that a first for Jesus? we speculated and the second time the bloke saw people again but he was told to keep it secret, which made no sense. So that afternoon, after dinner, Joan got mud from the garden, and pasted it onto Barbie’s legs which were abnormally long and made her topple over and on my action man’s face on account of his ****** scar which I thought looked cool, but was curious to see what happened. She pasted it on Ken and Sindy too, but not for any specific ailment. She followed the prescribed method, slather, wash and then repeat (which I think she enjoyed a little too much to be honest) but after the second wash there was no sign of any healing, perhaps because, like mum said, she was so wicked, unlike Jesus of course. I’d never seen mum go that colour – she was livid, she told Joan to go wash the mud stains off her hands and to put her dress in the wash. Joan couldn’t be Jesus and it was wrong to think she could. That sort of thing wasn’t for little girls. The next Sunday Mr Parsons seemed a little miffed. He and dad and mum sat in the hall, knee to knee for ages. I thought we were for the high jump, but afterwards mum looked like a school girl caught stepping out of line. Mum was very quiet and at dinner dad said that she had something to say - to our horror, she apologised in front of all of us and she told Joan it was okay to try and do what Jesus did. It was what he would have wanted. We were so ashamed for my mum - neither of us tried to be Jesus ever again.
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Jun 19, 2022
Jun 19, 2022 at 2:57 PM UTC
Playing at being Jesus
Mr Parsons made it sound exciting. But mum told Joan that she was wicked. She wasn’t allowed her dolls for a week, a week she spent bemused and resentful and she refused to poo for three days until mum relented and gave her Barbie back – but the rest would have to wait. It had begun with Mr Parsons at Sunday School with the story of the blind man and the mud and the spit. We’d sat on the adult chairs in a circle Me, Joan, Gemma, Charlie, and the Brown sisters. knee to knee in a circle in the corner of the hall, the one with the draft and the stacked chairs reminding us that we were the remnant of a once thriving community. He told us how Jesus made a paste of mud and spit [Charlie thought this hilarious and spat at Gemma, so he had to stand with his nose on the wall for the rest of the lesson] and how Jesus slathered it on the man’s eyes and then told him (unnecessarily we thought) to go wash it off. It hadn’t worked first time – was that a first for Jesus? we speculated and the second time the bloke saw people again but he was told to keep it secret, which made no sense. So that afternoon, after dinner, Joan got mud from the garden, and pasted it onto Barbie’s legs which were abnormally long and made her topple over and on my action man’s face on account of his ****** scar which I thought looked cool, but was curious to see what happened. She pasted it on Ken and Sindy too, but not for any specific ailment. She followed the prescribed method, slather, wash and then repeat (which I think she enjoyed a little too much to be honest) but after the second wash there was no sign of any healing, perhaps because, like mum said, she was so wicked, unlike Jesus of course. I’d never seen mum go that colour – she was livid, she told Joan to go wash the mud stains off her hands and to put her dress in the wash. Joan couldn’t be Jesus and it was wrong to think she could. That sort of thing wasn’t for little girls. The next Sunday Mr Parsons seemed a little miffed. He and dad and mum sat in the hall, knee to knee for ages. I thought we were for the high jump, but afterwards mum looked like a school girl caught stepping out of line. Mum was very quiet and at dinner dad said that she had something to say - to our horror, she apologised in front of all of us and she told Joan it was okay to try and do what Jesus did. It was what he would have wanted. We were so ashamed for my mum - neither of us tried to be Jesus ever again.
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Durable Medical Equipment Standard kit; four wheels and a hand brake, tubular construction in sober parsons black with a lick of chrome fittings, she’s low to the ground and tight on the turns with a basket up front, padded kneeler in back, our Mardis Gras float, I’ll ease her in behind the Krewe of Mona Lisa and Moon Pie while you slosh hurricane and wave to the joyous, drunken throngs.
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Sep 17, 2016
Sep 17, 2016 at 10:48 AM UTC
Durable Medical Equipment
I live on a diet of foo fighters and remorse. I am 22 feet tall. I looked to her face, she disappears into thin air. "Pop." When she returns her face is not hers. My fingers are mountains, my hair is cattails and my belly rumbles for the moon. I am 5 feet tall. The Phoenix lands on my headboard and speaks calmly "nevermore." I search for Allen but only find Parsons and Ginsburg. My eyes are emeralds, everything is red. My legs are Christmas trees, my arms are machine guns. Both red. I am 17 feet tall. The moon is gone, captured away. Night is gone. I wither away, from starvation. 42 feet tall.
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Aug 30, 2014
Aug 30, 2014 at 11:35 AM UTC
A Surrealist Dream
The minute I wake I've one more minute to take another to wash One minute to dress one minute to pray and confess One minute I guess as I go out the door that my keys left behind me,for one minute I swore. One minute's as good as the next minute at best but the minute it strikes five o clock is the best.
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Feb 28, 2014
Feb 28, 2014 at 2:45 AM UTC
A bit Nicholas Parsons
When we met You were impressed with the mention of my PhD - - just a fact- not thrasonically. I was impressed when you were not intimidated. We share - a poor background inner city insanity. An insatiable desire for knowledge and *** I never knew that Parsons, Mills or Weber would open the door of carnal exploration. I introduced you to Vico- While you taught me my erogenous zones. I never knew a touch- could arouse such desire. I never knew another person could ****** so much intensity over every curve of my body. From Plato to Habermas We filled one another with temporal joys- mentally connecting physically exquisite. I may be paid to teach -your love took me to school.
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May 25, 2015
May 25, 2015 at 2:07 PM UTC
Teacher Becomes Student
In my hands I hold the key that unlocks doubt, uncertainty and sets them free and I can be certain that when I unlock the thoughts that I have will run amok among the staid and stolid,those thinkers of solid reputation and without hesitation I'll set others free in order that they can be the disorders of orderly society. I have the key I am locomotive I burn the track as I'm on my way back don't stand in my way don't get in my face I have the key I'm getting out of this place. I am prime location 'no hesitation,deviation or repetition'('Just a minute' that's a touch of Nicholas Parsons) a nation unto no one but me I have the key I will unlock block out surrender to misery become a new me come and you'll see you just need a key to join in.
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Jun 20, 2013
Jun 20, 2013 at 2:03 AM UTC
Boxed in
Just sitting listening to Alan Parsons Rubbing Germolene into my arm after a battal with the roses in my garden rubbing in Germolene as my arms now stinging trying to relax picking up my pen and writting words down try to make sense of them all as the fumes of the Germolene ant nice but stopped the stinging in my arm Germolene the gardeners best friend and makes you smell like you've just come from the gym P@ul.
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May 8, 2015
May 8, 2015 at 12:58 PM UTC
Germolene.
At 8.20am on the District Line this morning A bomb went off without any warning The bombers target was Parsons Green A leafy suburb of London not far from SW19 Parsons Green is usually a quiet place Welcomes all people regardless of race Today though it will be making all the news Terrorist experts will be called in to give their views Ensuing panic as people fled Thankfully everyone is alive and nobody is dead Bombers why did you choose Parsons Green ? Your acts are cowardly, callous and mean
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Sep 15, 2017
Sep 15, 2017 at 4:33 PM UTC
PARSONS GREEN
Mr Parsons made it sound exciting. But mum told Joan that it was wicked. She wasn’t allowed her dolls for a week, a week she spent bemused and resentful and she refused to poo for three days until mum relented and gave her Barbie back – but the rest would have to wait. It had begun with Mr Parsons at Sunday School with the story of the blind man and the mud and the spit. We’d sat on the grown up chairs. Me, Joan, Gemma, Charlie, and the Brown sisters, knee to knee in a circle in the corner of the hall, the one with the draft and the stacked chairs reminding us that we were the remnant of a once thriving community. He told us how Jesus made a paste of mud and spit [Charlie thought this hilarious and spat at Gemma, so he had to stand with his nose on the wall for the rest of the lesson] and how Jesus slathered it on the man’s eyes and then told him (unnecessarily we thought) to go wash it off. It hadn’t worked first time – was that a first for Jesus? we speculated and the second time the man saw people again, but he was told to keep it secret, which made no sense. So that afternoon, after dinner, Joan got mud from the garden, and pasted it onto barbie’s legs which were abnormally long and made her topple over. She then pasted it on my action man’s face on account of his ****** scar which I thought looked cool, but I was curious to see what happened. She pasted it on Ken and Sindy too, but not for any specific ailment. She followed the prescribed method: slather, wash and then repeat (which I think she enjoyed a little too much to be honest) but after the second wash there was no sign of any healing, perhaps because, like mum said, she was so wicked, unlike Jesus of course. I’d never seen mum go that colour – she was livid, she told Joan to go wash the mud stains off her hands and to put her dress in the wash. Joan couldn’t be Jesus and it was wrong to think she could. That sort of thing wasn’t for little girls ... The next Sunday Mr Parsons seemed a little miffed. He and dad and mum sat in the hall, knee to knee for ages. I thought we were for the high jump, but then I saw that mum looked like a schoolgirl, like she had been caught stepping out of line. Mum was very quiet at dinner and dad said that she had something to say - to our horror, she apologised in front of all of us and she told Joan it was okay to try and do what Jesus did. It was what he would have wanted. We were so ashamed for my mum - neither of us tried to be Jesus ever again.
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Sep 20, 2025
Sep 20, 2025 at 10:26 AM UTC
Playing at being Jesus
Mr Parsons made it sound exciting. But mum told Joan that it was wicked. She wasn’t allowed her dolls for a week, a week she spent bemused and resentful and she refused to poo for three days until mum relented and gave her Barbie back – but the rest would have to wait. It had begun with Mr Parsons at Sunday School with the story of the blind man and the mud and the spit. We’d sat on the grown up chairs. Me, Joan, Gemma, Charlie, and the Brown sisters, knee to knee in a circle in the corner of the hall, the one with the draft and the stacked chairs reminding us that we were the remnant of a once thriving community. He told us how Jesus made a paste of mud and spit [Charlie thought this hilarious and spat at Gemma, so he had to stand with his nose on the wall for the rest of the lesson] and how Jesus slathered it on the man’s eyes and then told him (unnecessarily we thought) to go wash it off. It hadn’t worked first time – was that a first for Jesus? we speculated and the second time the man saw people again, but he was told to keep it secret, which made no sense. So that afternoon, after dinner, Joan got mud from the garden, and pasted it onto barbie’s legs which were abnormally long and made her topple over. She then pasted it on my action man’s face on account of his ****** scar which I thought looked cool, but I was curious to see what happened. She pasted it on Ken and Sindy too, but not for any specific ailment. She followed the prescribed method: slather, wash and then repeat (which I think she enjoyed a little too much to be honest) but after the second wash there was no sign of any healing, perhaps because, like mum said, she was so wicked, unlike Jesus of course. I’d never seen mum go that colour – she was livid, she told Joan to go wash the mud stains off her hands and to put her dress in the wash. Joan couldn’t be Jesus and it was wrong to think she could. That sort of thing wasn’t for little girls ... The next Sunday Mr Parsons seemed a little miffed. He and dad and mum sat in the hall, knee to knee for ages. I thought we were for the high jump, but then I saw that mum looked like a schoolgirl, like she had been caught stepping out of line. Mum was very quiet at dinner and dad said that she had something to say - to our horror, she apologised in front of all of us and she told Joan it was okay to try and do what Jesus did. It was what he would have wanted. We were so ashamed for my mum - neither of us tried to be Jesus ever again.
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