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"masterbation" poems
1. Had you a viral video, you’d watch it more than once. 2. Instagram hearts make you smile, even from strangers. 3. Which would you rather: *** or Zuckerberg friending you on Facebook. No, this isn’t a Cosmo quiz — it’s a social experiment. Because no one ACTUALLY answers these questions honestly without looking like that ****** at the pool trying to get as MANY high fives as possible. Yet, we all do it. Alone or in public. Day or night. LED screen spice up our lives. It was probably best embodied by that girl taking selfie after   selfie after selfie after selfie, filmed for minutes on the way to school, the video soon posted, by her dad trying to teach  her a lesson? Or trying to get attention? Either way, he might as well have hashtagged it #socialsuicide. Like most humor we laughed at her because we are her. We see a dripping characterture ************ to itself in public. Wait, it, sounds wrong when you name it. But there is a name for it: Digital ************ aka Self-adoration aka Narcississism. You won’t agree that you do it too. But I’ll bet most of you get excited thinking about notifications too. Why is that? You’d never admit it. You can say I smelt it, so I dealt it. Call me a preacher, a hater, or a hypocrit. But I'd rather you call me a digital masterbater too. And then remember the last time you opened Instagram or Facebook or Twitter and took a selfie or hashtagged something or posted a status that your still breathing. How long has it been — a minute, an hour, a day? Now try making fun of her.
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Aug 29, 2014
Aug 29, 2014 at 11:20 AM UTC
Digital ************
1. Had you a viral video, you’d watch it more than once. 2. Instagram hearts make you smile, even from strangers. 3. Which would you rather: *** or Zuckerberg friending you on Facebook. No, this isn’t a Cosmo quiz — it’s a social experiment. Because no one ACTUALLY answers these questions honestly without looking like that ****** at the pool trying to get as MANY high fives as possible. Yet, we all do it. Alone or in public. Day or night. LED screen spice up our lives. It was probably best embodied by that girl taking selfie after   selfie after selfie after selfie, filmed for minutes on the way to school, the video soon posted, by her dad trying to teach  her a lesson? Or trying to get attention? Either way, he might as well have hashtagged it #socialsuicide. Like most humor we laughed at her because we are her. We see a dripping characterture ************ to itself in public. Wait, it, sounds wrong when you name it. But there is a name for it: Digital ************ aka Self-adoration aka Narcississism. You won’t agree that you do it too. But I’ll bet most of you get excited thinking about notifications too. Why is that? You’d never admit it. You can say I smelt it, so I dealt it. Call me a preacher, a hater, or a hypocrit. But I'd rather you call me a digital masterbater too. And then remember the last time you opened Instagram or Facebook or Twitter and took a selfie or hashtagged something or posted a status that your still breathing. How long has it been — a minute, an hour, a day? Now try making fun of her.
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I got this great sensation. With a broad imagination And I love to think Where other brains are weak So educate me Teach me that one plus one in ya bedroom Means later on a wife and groom That if I don't pull out and stay in 9months from now we got a baby coming We all need education No don't put me no class room I want hands on I want to touch feel and embrace the sun And yes I know its hot But so was you and look what I got I'm getting educated Now that I know about the birds and the bees I got a lil knowledge on astrolegy Can we go on please Without this thing called education the brain is dead She brought me to life the first time I got in her bed She educated me taught me things I never knew Like you can have sharp pains in ya heart from what someone else might do That you can be heart broken yea she taught that to me She also demonstrated that one time she left me Education Although sad for her to go I'm glad she taught me about ************ Or else I would be in a world of shyt Sexually fustrated holding all these nuts in Man **** education half of the shyt we don't use And knowing one plus one don't stop ya heart from getting bruised I hate education of life I should of stayed in public schools Instead of coming out to the real world and takin off my sschool shoes I don't want to learn That falling in love sometimes can burn **** you education I'm gonna make a collabaration of the two The real world / school education and sell it to ya kids in school So they won't be fooled When someone comes and try to educate them And still I have a great sensation with a broad imagination I got my books pen and paper early preperation For this shyt called education
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Oct 21, 2011
Oct 21, 2011 at 10:47 PM UTC
education
I got this great sensation. With a broad imagination And I love to think Where other brains are weak So educate me Teach me that one plus one in ya bedroom Means later on a wife and groom That if I don't pull out and stay in 9months from now we got a baby coming We all need education No don't put me no class room I want hands on I want to touch feel and embrace the sun And yes I know its hot But so was you and look what I got I'm getting educated Now that I know about the birds and the bees I got a lil knowledge on astrolegy Can we go on please Without this thing called education the brain is dead She brought me to life the first time I got in her bed She educated me taught me things I never knew Like you can have sharp pains in ya heart from what someone else might do That you can be heart broken yea she taught that to me She also demonstrated that one time she left me Education Although sad for her to go I'm glad she taught me about ************ Or else I would be in a world of shyt Sexually fustrated holding all these nuts in Man **** education half of the shyt we don't use And knowing one plus one don't stop ya heart from getting bruised I hate education of life I should of stayed in public schools Instead of coming out to the real world and takin off my sschool shoes I don't want to learn That falling in love sometimes can burn **** you education I'm gonna make a collabaration of the two The real world / school education and sell it to ya kids in school So they won't be fooled When someone comes and try to educate them And still I have a great sensation with a broad imagination I got my books pen and paper early preperation For this shyt called education
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no slavering kisses like a dog on heat no schoolboy fumble wanting you to beat his meat. no ***** in the dark or a letch to grab your **** no rancid breath,nor sweaty skin to grasp you in his mits. just you and your fingers and your own ***** vices pure ecstacy of loving yourself with your battery op devices. it is all in the touch the rhythm of your wrist the way your body squirms giving a wriggle to your hips. a gasp n moan ************ brings you pleasure frustrated tensions fade away as you fiddle at your leisure. reaching your crescendo a throb a pant a sigh eyes slightly misted youre at your dizzying high. copyright gothicmistress 2010
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Nov 19, 2010
Nov 19, 2010 at 6:02 AM UTC
************ for the nation
They say Playing with yourself is bad, and it will make you Go blind... They must be Right. Because I can't see a reason why I should stop doing it. :D
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Jul 28, 2012
Jul 28, 2012 at 6:17 PM UTC
************ Observation
Rationalization Participation Concentration Manipulation Devastation Frustration Delegation Completion Direction Addiction Motovation Contraction Perfection Election Connection Commotion Lotion Jubilation Revaluation Fibulation Continuation Population Sensation Complication Allegation Temptation ************ Proustitution Execution Desertion
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Dec 31, 2014
Dec 31, 2014 at 12:40 PM UTC
tion
I listen and I hear the sound of a radio that is off the station and I don't make a move to fix it while I sit here involved neck deep in mental ************
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Jul 15, 2013
Jul 15, 2013 at 7:54 PM UTC
Mental ************
A cosmic ray dispersed into creation Tail wagging upstream with elation So many victims fallen to ************ Anxious seed sprouting with incubation Privileged To exist we have no choice Growing like a cyst No time to rejoice Cognitive effort to grasp us being alive Ponder the place from where we derive Reasons for life and why we must strive Are we honeybees with earth as our hive Pray to the heavens for when we"ll arrive Greeted with a smile and god"s high five Effortlessly we all continue to live and be Subconsciously evolving the human tree Temporarily renting this vessel of a body Surreptitiously evading death to be free
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Sep 2, 2013
Sep 2, 2013 at 1:46 AM UTC
Effort...less
I'm only agressive because u made me this way . Every day u insist upon calling me gay . But we are one so don't try to fight this Sensation. Were the same person so its not gay its ************ .
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Feb 28, 2014
Feb 28, 2014 at 6:18 AM UTC
its not gay. (a note to myself in the future)
frustration ************ she'd make love if she knew if she could if she would when her life seems to spiral down mental capacities limited more and more she sips a little 80 proof packs another bowl and waits for life to BEGUN listens to music that reminds her of beautiful boys that have long gone moved on beautiful boys they dance and sing play music together in her dreams all of them together smiling faces cheating messes probation with some hesitation she'd make love if she could life frustration make love to a bar of soap it's all you got they ended short short relationship with a parting wish "go **** yourself, ***** ...and as she stands in shower wonders if they'd feel satisfied if they knew she did exactly that it's all she has one parting wish and a bar of soap
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Feb 23, 2010
Feb 23, 2010 at 6:18 PM UTC
if she could
The trapeze artist without trapeze, encased within a paper weight, reading through eye glasses crafted for readers astigmatic use. This is the mind set...... this is the end truth....... Being is embryonic, to become, to the pupal larva, a new becoming, Life. II Quantum leaps often end in tragedy when the time traveler ceases to travel The sudden stop! Rapid communication......synaptic calibration......recall all yesterdays. blind intellect one tenth of one second 15 seconds The dimensions split and the bicameral mind appears two lobes right and left, inverted vision adjusted for mythic fusion, creating abstracted convolutions answering to them self. A planet in a galaxy of confusion. III Imagination finding place in the new electronic institution, man made synaptical illustrations from pixilated madness. We take from this..............an illogical extension of our existence that makes some sense. We make it such that it becomes the most told lie we believe without questioning. Till death we do part. IV As I inhale looking at my past...my last past, well in any case the past is where I just wrote past the last time like now PAST. Rationalization is overrated, intellectual ************ is for the cools, and catatonic haze is a new wave drug. It is early in a new society's evolution..... It is late in the face of time...... ergo quantum quandary quid pro quo Ajerry / copyright 2013
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Oct 30, 2013
Oct 30, 2013 at 6:34 PM UTC
Open form; Silent Places
The lightest touch Is all it takes To stimulate The thirsty mind Desires like delusions Bloom out of needs Unmet To own and to possess To have and to hold What is the difference Between marriage and Slavery? So many expectations Inevitable like gravity Forsaking the self In exchange for The we. The body continues Its fleshy desires Long after The mind is Made When the desires of body Overtake mind What am I? Is it me? Is it, it?
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Aug 6, 2023
Aug 6, 2023 at 8:12 PM UTC
Emotional ************
what are we really doing? with the lives that we are given it comes and goes so fast like food, *** and ************ we feel like we need more we are meant for more something that never gives us that satisfaction the pleasure of never giving in pushing and pushing and pushing till the we are dead the earth, planets, universe and god will never end.
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Jan 25, 2015
Jan 25, 2015 at 3:21 AM UTC
USA
songs, senses pleasing themselves, beat, of silence, song, of ************ of lubrication, beat, of the time in a shift in conversation, expression, in the birds, who do it instinctually, to people, who do it as sponges, yes. we are all spongbob, hurting and dancing and blowing bubbles, ready, ready, ready
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Feb 15, 2015
Feb 15, 2015 at 4:28 PM UTC
I'm ready
I'm doing this backwards it seems. This living, this life, this existence ... If that really is, what it is,... A gift, or a punishment? Similar to ************ self gratification, that first one,.. Never another, not even the immediate second,.. After the first of anything, Has been,... Is done,... Gets finished,... Is experienced for the very first time,... The next and next and next, the second... and on and on and on and on... are much much less intense. More understood, less mysterious,... Less amazing,... more like practice. This continues until you find your mind and self numb. And terribly unsold to the truth of the experience.
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Dec 8, 2014
Dec 8, 2014 at 9:35 AM UTC
Unlike the First & the Second
How can I ease the pain when it's tons of pressure on my brain hard to maintain governments officials think of us disdained I'm hittin' intellects like snorts of ******* World was made from Blood stains products of the devil though a rebel so **** the law I spit raw wit it ordained as a outlaw had no choice too ******* to haters get ran through malice finds no good in the ghetto neighborhood wish I could change everything I see is strange makin' skins mange breakin' through the molds of sin demons casted in Earth since my birth covert elite waitij' for us to retreat but never I will got a Strong Will Eager to **** eradicatin' Capitol Hill battlin' stormy weather like birds flocks together we can and will.endeavor sometimes thugs gotta cry so why lie so what if I gotta **** .the fools in white coats shovin' drugs down our throats coast to coast Ready to toast ya told ya Ebola ain't nothing but an enema man made disease please don't beg **** makin' a plea to the jury I'm guilty Cuz the courts don't feel me it's the Nat Turner in me reincarnation minds in gestation from spiritual ************ sound the war even the score reality grows sore the closer I get to Jehovah as long as I'm breathin' I'll continue the struggle til the aeon is over uhh
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Feb 24, 2015
Feb 24, 2015 at 7:00 PM UTC
Armageddon part III
Maybe I'm just bored With ************ Or maybe the brush Just fells better In my hand Or it could be the colors That distract The blood flow Up Instead of down Or maybe its Something deeper Gnawing At my Flesh From within My bones **** Its the silence And The solitude And the Darkness Spilling out The ugly Truth of beauty Of Spending Time Alone
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Jan 16, 2016
Jan 16, 2016 at 5:09 AM UTC
Bored
It starts with a scribble and a scratch And the bleeding of a pen And the carving of the pulp Words pile and puddle And emotions gather and release Joy and grief And longing and anticipation Its verbal mental ************ Scarring paper with confessions And confusion and grand illusion Of dreams with miserable conclusions And I'm begging for her affection And shes grasping for him And he's slinging arrows for anothers attention Who has a cold shoulder And a broken heart And shes trying to write herself Out of her hole But only finds herself Deeper and more broken and hurt Carrying the immortal curse Of loving the pain of the heartache Of the scribble and the scratch And the beliving of the ink And the desperation of finding hope In the last line
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Jun 5, 2016
Jun 5, 2016 at 10:23 PM UTC
The last line
Emasculation, no *********** needing Ministration: handy ************ Mitigation Yah, bruh Handy dandy Some vacation A friction revelation Whao!
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Jan 22, 2019
Jan 22, 2019 at 12:08 AM UTC
HAND JIVE
I hate how I always need validation > Like the implication of insecurities are the only assurity that I'll never be alone > > Sometimes self love stops at ************ > > Like the only time I love myself is when I can make myself feel the drastic ******** sensation > Like the only vacation is ejactulation > Otherwise the frustration is unbearable > > I try to remind myself that true wealth and real health is all about self help, but still I cry out that I am lonely > > Sometimes I wonder if being under the covers and under another is the only time I will ever feel whole, > But deep down I know > That filling a hole will never fill the hole left by feeling inferior > > Sometimes I find security in insecurities > Sometimes feeling lonesome is the only way I can be alone, and still feel my home is not abandonment > > For once I feel the need to not need to succeed in the Greed of another's arms > Cause being charmed should leave me alarmed but sadly even when I'm harmed I feel more loved than not bein used > > Not being bruised or subdued by being seduced, when I know deep down the only truth is that I don't love myself enough > > I find it tough to find self worth without some kind of self hurt or without being heard that I am loved > Or that I'm needed > But being needed is equivalent to be self defeated, to being depleted, and so I'm scared that I need it just to feel wanted > > To feel valued, or feel I am not cursed to be submerged on earth, with no worth, unless I feel first a loving embrace > > So I tell myself not to chase a fate without faith and instead of hating my own face, see how great I am and can be > Without a strangers company, but it's strange to me as I am estranged from self love > > So leave the words above and beyond for those who feel they don't belong and let them know that they too can be strong > > Strong enough to see that you are enough for u > And that I too have accrued the same attitude and crude mood of feeling desperation but refuse > > Refuse to being locked in a dungeon mocked by my own destruction > And hope u release yourself as I do from it's abduction > > Released from the disease of the need to feel wanted or being left haunted by self hatred > So I stand here naked, and sedated by leaving castrated the inflated loneliness narrated by my own self consciousness > And leave only the promise of feeling self love that's honest even if it's only prompted from within > > And will no longer entertain the pain of feeling strain from stains left from > A mundane train of thought > Exhausted from feeling not good enough ... > >
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Feb 13, 2016
Feb 13, 2016 at 8:15 PM UTC
All By My Loathe-Some (Oct, 4th, 2014)
I hate how I always need validation > Like the implication of insecurities are the only assurity that I'll never be alone > > Sometimes self love stops at ************ > > Like the only time I love myself is when I can make myself feel the drastic ******** sensation > Like the only vacation is ejactulation > Otherwise the frustration is unbearable > > I try to remind myself that true wealth and real health is all about self help, but still I cry out that I am lonely > > Sometimes I wonder if being under the covers and under another is the only time I will ever feel whole, > But deep down I know > That filling a hole will never fill the hole left by feeling inferior > > Sometimes I find security in insecurities > Sometimes feeling lonesome is the only way I can be alone, and still feel my home is not abandonment > > For once I feel the need to not need to succeed in the Greed of another's arms > Cause being charmed should leave me alarmed but sadly even when I'm harmed I feel more loved than not bein used > > Not being bruised or subdued by being seduced, when I know deep down the only truth is that I don't love myself enough > > I find it tough to find self worth without some kind of self hurt or without being heard that I am loved > Or that I'm needed > But being needed is equivalent to be self defeated, to being depleted, and so I'm scared that I need it just to feel wanted > > To feel valued, or feel I am not cursed to be submerged on earth, with no worth, unless I feel first a loving embrace > > So I tell myself not to chase a fate without faith and instead of hating my own face, see how great I am and can be > Without a strangers company, but it's strange to me as I am estranged from self love > > So leave the words above and beyond for those who feel they don't belong and let them know that they too can be strong > > Strong enough to see that you are enough for u > And that I too have accrued the same attitude and crude mood of feeling desperation but refuse > > Refuse to being locked in a dungeon mocked by my own destruction > And hope u release yourself as I do from it's abduction > > Released from the disease of the need to feel wanted or being left haunted by self hatred > So I stand here naked, and sedated by leaving castrated the inflated loneliness narrated by my own self consciousness > And leave only the promise of feeling self love that's honest even if it's only prompted from within > > And will no longer entertain the pain of feeling strain from stains left from > A mundane train of thought > Exhausted from feeling not good enough ... > >
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What the **** Seriously Why is pain such a reacuring memory For me Yes, i am me And I am an addict 44 percent I think (The number always fluctuates depending on the situation) I got cocky that's got to be it A new career And some time in my pocket And now I'm laying here Black pupils so large I need an exorcism One day to recover until class One ******* day At least procrastination Will be something I excel at Oh and ************
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Jul 9, 2016
Jul 9, 2016 at 10:24 PM UTC
***
They say Karma is a cold one. It's like I'm married to her. It's like, at night She's the last thing I see on my way to sleep. It's like I kiss her goodnight and then we cuddle. We even make love. No, it's like we're conjoined at the hip, Or some **** Cause she is ALWAYS RIGHT THERE. And has a hand in EVERYTHING throughout the day Or... Or maybe she's my **** Maybe since I ****** and/or ****** over so many women, And since I've been told "Go **** yourself" so many times Now she's ******* me Maybe this is some sick form of ************ Or maybe I contracted her like an STD. Or maybe, Just maybe She's hereboo to steal my joy like mustard gas to oxygen. Who knows though? May there's an penicillin type injection for it. But, the government refuses to let us use it. Maybe North Korea can nuke it. Or Marvel has a super hero to defeat this evil villain. Or maybe, when all of **** I've done in my past Maybe I deserve it! Maybe we are soulmates and My birthday is our anniversary!!!
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Jul 7, 2018
Jul 7, 2018 at 6:16 PM UTC
Karma Acker
Friendly fire, friendly fire! I cut the wires he's got some wires.. No undercover I'm under covers I'm understanding and underlining It's exasperated and ************ To my mind to orchestrate this life I'm living. Always feeling wrong but it feels so good gripping life from a tip to receive simething out of it My suspicion is always before me and my sin has elevated My lips are weary so my heart becomes like lemons. Bright and radiant
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Mar 25, 2017
Mar 25, 2017 at 3:26 PM UTC
Shining
Slowly sending chills down my spine I feel the love stenched with lust intertwine Though bind I caress my hands on her behind And pressed my lips firmly against her lips Energy being transferred from one heart to the next As I key into her soul with a telepathic text Only then she'll realize it's not just about *** It's about mastering the art of love making And feeding into her deepest senses causing powerful *********** Soon to see ************ from my mental stimulation Breaking her barriers through hidden frustration At ease let me cease that stress wear you like a tight dress Once I give you dose of the poems that manifest no second guess I'm.ready to be the best just say yes And I'll continue to bless You through time after time cuz I'm The only one that can make you smile Go crazy and wild stuck in a daze Let's make a love child Play you fair no need to be foul
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Mar 13, 2018
Mar 13, 2018 at 5:30 AM UTC
A Gust of Love