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StuKerr Jun 2014
anchorman haiku
That Ron Burgandy
He's so misogynistic
Baxter is Awesome
#haiku #funny #dog #silly #ron #shithaiku #burgundy #baxter
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StuKerr Jun 2014
Nooner
Afternoon delight
Sun still up its bright outside
But dark here with you
#haiku #*** #afternoon #shithaiku #afternoondelight
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StuKerr Jun 2014
Ouch
Tequila ruins me
Vomitted on a bouncer
Emergency room.
#pain #hurt #wound #shithaiku #bouncer #baiku
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StuKerr Jun 2014
Ageing
What is a haiku?
Alzheimer's makes me forget
What is a haiku?
#haiku #forget #alzheimers #shithaiku
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StuKerr Jun 2014
Bulge
Drinking gone too far
Drunk fat girl you complete me
Wake up. That's a man
#heartbreak #girl #haiku #fat #whoops #pickup #shithaiku #fatgirl
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StuKerr Jun 2014
Personification
Humanisation
Might as well jam a mans face
On an Ocelot

Personify it
Happy like Humanity
Ocelot the bloke
#man #haiku #happy #humanity #face #person #might #jam #ocelot #shithaiku
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